Mentality

Don’t have the thought, “I hope she doesn’t embarrass me.”, “I hope she likes me.”, “I don’t
really wanna interrupt her.” If you have those thoughts then you’re probably screwed.

If you have the thought, “Wow! This is going to be fun.” You are probably going to do a little
better.

Step 1 - The Opener.

That is the most adorable yet troublemaking look. Like you look so sweet until…

“I’ve heard that before. Everybody says that.” - Shit test. Response: “Well there’s this really
nerdy phrase. I’m going to share it with you now that you said that. It goes the first time
someone calls you a horse you punch them in the face. The second time someone calls you
that you call them a jerk. The third time someone calls you a horse maybe it’s time for you to
start shopping for a saddle.

Tell me what you really think. Like don’t hold back. Please.

Maybe I believe you.

You’re very confident. I don’t know confident or arrogant. I’m going to say confident.

You just became a little more shady and more interesting to me.

You like you know how to smile your way out of trouble.

Girls in Groups - “Hey, you guys look like fun.” “How do you guys all know each other?”

If she’s walking slow you could probably try stopping her. If she’s walking fast you should
probably walk with her.

Other guys. It could be her boyfriend. But it could be her brother or her gay best friend. Be
social at first then ask the GIRL, “How do guys all know each other?” If it’s the boyfriend.
Congratulate and move on.

I nearly introduced myself by stepping on your foot, how do feel about that? I like to impose
myself on the interaction very quickly. You should take a quarter of a step this way and we’ll be
all good. Like you come here. We’re going to feng shui this shit, ready? I think in general with all
of us let’s not take things too far. Let’s just take things very slow and I’m very shy so. I’m Harry,
nice to meet you. You guys are fun. Ish. so far. I don’t wanna make gross generalisations that
might later be proven false. It is what it is. You know what the full thought out version of that, is
thus far based on the extremely limited interaction I’ve had with you and my general perception
based on inherent stereotypes based on your entire end carriage. You seem like you potentially
could be relatively cooler than the average chicks.
We might get along. If not we’ll bore each other and it will be over in 5 minutes.

Step 2 - Once she reacts positively then qualify her.

I adore the sunglasses I don’t even know what to say. I’m sorry I’m just going to have to go
straight with who are you? You're obviously not from the city. You’re a tourist? Is it just you?
I’m with a group but I…
So you were like fuck the group, I’m going to do my own thing? I admire your independence.
Well I’m going there regardless and we’ll walk in the same direction, so would you like to join me
for the conversation for a second? Alright come with me.