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## the Road Warrior ##
Here is a great way to have fun at your local mall. You should read this
manual formally first to fully understand the theories involved before you
attempt to try these at your local mall.
(1) Look for the local Radio Shack or other computer store.
Enter the store - if store clerks are out then you can just sit
right down and use their computers. If the store clerks are
in just sit down at one of their computers anyway and act
stupid... Dont let them think you know too much about computers.
After a boring 5 minute lecture they give you, they'll probably
leave you to the computer by yourself.
Tips:
If you dont want to resort all the way to shoplifting, just change the
price tag on an item to whatever you please... Dont worry if they catch you,
they can't do anything to you if you say that that was the way you found it..
(How do you think I got over 40 Dungeons and Dragons books (valued at $400) for
under 75 dollars)
One last thing, if you get pissed at a clerk or store, that's just the way
to stay... take a piss (only do this in the big department stores!) anywhere
you please where you cant be seen (make sure there are no cameras or mirrors)
-Usually best in the clothing sections or changing booths where there is at
least some privacy...
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