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<i>♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Gonna have
myself a time ♪</i>

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪

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<i>♪ Going down
to South Park ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Gonna leave my
woes behind ♪</i>

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♪ Ample parking
day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting:
"Howdy neighbor!" ♪

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<i>♪ Headed on up
to South Park ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Gonna see if
I can't unwind ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So come on down
to South Park ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And meet some
friends of mine ♪</i>

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Hey, Rick!

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Oh. Hey, Herb.

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So, you know what
this week is, right?

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Um, is it Easter?

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No, it's my spring break!

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No school for seven days!

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And guess what?
Go pack your things

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because you and I are going
on a big, romantic trip!

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Really?

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I just came
from the travel agent.

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We're gonna spend five nights

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in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
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Oh.

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- Well, what's the matter?
- Myrtle Beach? Really?

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We all know what goes on
down there.

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I don't do that stuff anymore,
and neither should you.

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Rick, I don't wanna
go down there to rage.

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I just wanna sit on a beach
with you and watch the sunset.

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Yeah, but isn't Myrtle Beach
where those places are?

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I don't wanna go into
one of those places.

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I don't think they even exist anymore.

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Don't you think this is
just what we need, Rick?

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You don't even wanna
go into one of those places?

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Rick, I'm a little old for that.

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It'd be pretty pathetic
if I did.

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Well...

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- Okay.
- Ohh, Rick!

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We're gonna have the best time!

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I can't wait to spoil you.

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I really do need a vacation.

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Oh, we're gonna have the best
spring break of anyone!

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All right, guys.
You sure you packed everything?

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Yeah, that should be all of it.

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Well, I hope you and Shelley
have a great spring break trip.

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I still feel bad,
us going on a trip

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while you and Stan stay home.

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You guys have fun in Santa Fe.

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We're gonna do
some dad and son stuff.

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Goodbye, Shelley!

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Have fun! I'll miss you!

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There should be food enough
to last you the week.

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Yes, yes, don't worry.
We'll be fine.

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- Bye, Stan! Love you!
- Love you, Mom!

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- Okay, guys, be safe.
- Bye!

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Aww, jeah!

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Bitches are gone!

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Spring break!
Spring break! Spring break!

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This is gonna be
the best spring break ever.

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They're gonna be gone
the whole week!

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Bro, what are you doing?

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I'm painting miniatures.

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Painting min...

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Dude, do you not understand?

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Your mom and Shelley are gone.

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We can do whatever we want
without any stupid rules.

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Whatever I want?

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Yeah, dude!

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That's what this is all about.

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Let's do some spring break shit!

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Can I see if any of the guys
wanna come over

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to do "40k" all week?

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Hell, yeah,
let's do some "40k."

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What is that?

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You don't know "Warhammer 40k"?

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Oh, yeah,
"Warhammer 40k," of course.

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I'm down.
Let's do it.

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- Really? All week?
- Yeah, dude!

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You're old enough.

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Sweet! I'm gonna call
Tolkien!

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Oh, Rick.

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Isn't this nice?
This place is incredible.

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Yeah, it's really nice.

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I just don't know
if I deserve all this.

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You do deserve it, Rick.

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You've made me really happy.

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Are you almost done?

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Yeah, all done.
Here you go.

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Oh, Rick.
Look at how happy we are.

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Oh, that salt water air
is just so good.

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Can't wait to try
some Southern food.

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- You hungry?
- Yeah, sure. I could eat.

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A lot of things are different
here in the South.

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Kinda hard to figure out
what's good.

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Yeah, all the stores

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and restaurants here
aren't like Colorado.

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It's almost like
another culture.

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Herb?

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Herb?

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- Oh, no.
- Geez.

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It's still here.
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You said you wouldn't
go into one of these places.

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I don't wanna go in.
I just...

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can't believe some of these
places are still here.

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Whoa! Look who's here!

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What are you doing in town?

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Oh, I'm just on vacation.

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This is Rick.

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Well, do you wanna come inside

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and rally a little bit?

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Oh, no thanks.
I don't rally anymore.

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You sure?
Everyone would love

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to rally with you again.

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I'm sure.
I don't need to rally.
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I'm just here to relax.
Take care.

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Well, if you change
your mind, we'll be here!

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America number one!

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Number one, yep.

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Some people, huh? Geez.

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Okay, so I'm gonna have
my Retributor Squad

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attack your
Stormhawk Interceptor.

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Okay, that has a toughness of 7

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and a -1 to your hit rolls.

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Okay, so that's
three, four, five hits.

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Okay, I'm gonna roll
my saving throw, which is 3+.

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What in the actual fuck

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are you guys doing?

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We're playing "40k."

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You guys have wasted
another day of spring break

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with this stupid shit.

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Do you guys know
what spring break is about?

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Wet t-shirt contests,
mud wrestling.

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Don't you wanna get
some bitches over here?

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I thought you were happy
'cause the bitches were gone?

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I'm happy the bitches are gone

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so we can have bitches over!

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Spring break is dude time.

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But you know what,

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today's society
has ruined it all.

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They've taught you boys
to be ashamed of being boys.

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Convinced you that your natural
innate male desires are toxic.

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No matter what the liberals
try to tell you, boys,

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you shouldn't be ashamed
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Okay, Dad. So I've got
an Imperium infantry unit

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within six inches of Celestine,

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so they have a +6 save.

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My God.

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What are we going to do?

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I'm going to sleep.

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I'm gonna go to sleep now.

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♪ I feel so alone ♪

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Here I go... to sleep.

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Rick?

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♪ Go, look at me ♪
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♪ I feel so alone ♪

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♪ Come on ♪

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♪ Move with me ♪

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♪ Look at me ♪

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♪ I feel so alone ♪

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♪ Come on ♪

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Can I help you
find any... oh, my God!

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Sir, you're back!

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Yeah, just browsing.

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You guys, it's him!
He's here!

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- Oh, wow, it is him!
- It's him?

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Is that really you?

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What are you doing here?

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Could I get a selfie with you?
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Hey, uh, since you're here,

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you wanna rally a little bit?

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No, no. I can't rally

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I've got a serious boyfriend.
I'm just looking around.

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Oh, come on. When are you
gonna be here again?

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Live a little!

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Well, maybe I could do
just a little bit.

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I mean, wha...

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What the hell is up
with all these Mexicans? Huh?

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Yeah! I mean... I mean,
Joe Biden obviously thinks

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immigrants are made of gold
or something.

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Piece of shit!

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Yeah! Yeah!

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Hey, Steven.
You know your son's

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been over at my house
for spring break?

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Yeah, of course I know.

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Well, you should see
what they're doing,

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'cause it's a little hrrrp.

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Well... well, what are they doing?

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Look, I just think
we better talk with our boys

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to counteract all the ways
in which society

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has been pathologizing masculinity.

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I mean, you went balls-out
on spring break, right?

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Tried to see chicks' boobs
and stuff?

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Mm, no I didn't.

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Well, no, I mean,
you weren't ashamed
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of being a guy, right?

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Like, you went out to the lake

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and tried to play grab ass
with girls, right?

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No, I did not.

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Why... why are you saying that?

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Why are you making
those words with your mouth?

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Oh, hey, Randy.
Everything okay with the boys?

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Ohh, right.

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Sorry... sorry, yeah,
everything's great.

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They're playing a little
table miniatures game.

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It's great.

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Just, uh, came to let you know
they're good.

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Don't worry.

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I'm gonna take care of it.

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I'll tell you what else.

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This whole situation
in the Ukraine,

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that wouldn't be happening
on my watch.

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The problem is now we all have
a president who's afraid.

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And that's why Joe and the ho
have got to go!

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And I'll tell you another thing.

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It's... oh, hang on a second.

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Oh, crap.

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Ho... hold on a second, everybody.

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Uh...

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Oh, hey, Rick!

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Where are you?

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I couldn't sleep, Rick.
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I was just tossing and turning

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and I didn't wanna wake you up,

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so I decided to come out
and buy some sunscreen

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and stuff
for our beach day tomorrow.

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Oh, okay.

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I got scared
that you were out rallying.

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Ohh, geez, well, that's silly.

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Last thing I wanna do is rally.

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Listen up...
get back to sleep, Rick.

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I'll... I'll be right home, okay?

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Okay. Sorry for panicking. Bye.

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Bye-bye.

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Okay, uh, nice to meet you, everybody.

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I need to get going.
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Oh, come on. Just rally
with us a little bit more.

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No, I really can't.

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Just a few more minutes.
Come on!

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All right, I guess I can
rally just a little bit longer.

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I mean, after all,
I am here for you.

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I am your warrior!

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Liberal left!

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Hunter Biden laptop!

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Yeah! Yeah!

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Uh...

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Ugh. Oh, geez.

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Herb?
Herb, you gotta get up.

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We're gonna miss
our whole beach day.
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Oh, it's... it's just
the time change, Rick.

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You enjoy the beach.

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I just gotta sleep
a little longer.

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Okay.

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Dude, it's so awesome being able

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to leave "Warhammer"
set up all night

257
00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,361
and come back to it
in the morning.

258
00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,363
I know, it's great.

259
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,240
Hey, hey, you guys.
What did you do?

260
00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,242
- What do you mean?
- I mean the cops are here.

261
00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,827
What did you guys do?

262
00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:05,498
We're just continuing our
game of "40k" from last night.

263
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,916
Okay, you guys, just stop
264
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,085
'cause the police wanna ask you
some questions.

265
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,419
Come on in, officers.

266
00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:12,588
Hello, gentlemen.

267
00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:13,756
Hands up.

268
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,175
We heard somebody in here's
been bad.

269
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,844
Oh, no, guys. Looks like
you're in big trouble.

270
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,638
You better read 'em
their rights.

271
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,306
Hey, whoa, whoa!
Don't touch the models.

272
00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:23,599
We spent a long time on this.

273
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,017
Stan, stop with that shit.

274
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,185
Come on, get into it.

275
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,354
Wet t-shirt contest!

276
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,106
Hey, what the fuck?

277
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:32,400
- What?
- Hey, you fuck guy!

278
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,151
You do not harass the ladies!

279
00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:36,445
Well, I wanted strippers,
not prudes.

280
00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,739
You wanna talk, big man? Huh?

281
00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,366
You wanna be big man?

282
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,742
Whoa, whoa, okay. I...

283
00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:44,328
I think I need to explain
something to you, okay?

284
00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:46,622
Look, I'm just trying to combat
the messages

285
00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,624
that the liberal left
is putting out to young men

286
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:51,460
about their male instincts
being toxic.

287
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,837
The fuck you talking?

288
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,463
You know,
I'm trying to show my son

289
00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,507
and his nerdy little friend
what a real party is

290
00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,551
'cause society wants them
to be ashamed

291
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,678
of their masculine natures.

292
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,097
- You want real party?
- Yeah!

293
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,558
Truth is, I got a whole barn
full of weed.

294
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,811
I will call some friends.

295
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,652
<i>The person you are
trying to reach</i>

296
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,154
<i>cannot be located.</i>

297
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,448
<i>Please leave a message.</i>

298
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,699
Where are you?

299
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,742
I got back from the beach
and you were gone.

300
00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:25,244
Please pick up.

301
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:42,094
Excuse me.
Excuse me.

302
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,350
And we're gonna take Georgia,

303
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:51,061
and... and we're gonna
take Arizona this time!

304
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:55,191
And when I say we're gonna take
Arizona in the election,

305
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,734
I... I mean we're gonna
take it again.

306
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,069
'cause we all know
I won it last time, too!

307
00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:00,905
Oh.

308
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,365
Oh. Hey, everybody.

309
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:04,742
This is Rick.

310
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,373
Rick! Rick,
will you just wait!

311
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,751
You know it's 2:00
in the morning?

312
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,545
I was alone at the hotel
while you were out rallying!

313
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:19,215
I just wanted to rally
for a little bit.

314
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,675
Yeah, you really look like
you just rallied a little bit.

315
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:24,053
I got a text
that Tucker was in town,
316
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,514
and I just wanted to go rally
for a little bit.

317
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,016
You really think those people
care about you, Herb?

318
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:31,769
They don't.
They just wanna do that.

319
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,563
Rick, I got it
out of my system now.

320
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,232
We can still have
a great vacation.

321
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,900
Let's just start over tomorrow.

322
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,610
Okay?

323
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:51,330
Right, all right, let's do this!

324
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,373
Okay, you ready?

325
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,917
Three, two, one. Go!

326
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,253
Check it out, guys!

327
00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,297
Ahh!

328
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,590
Huh? Whoa!

329
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,263
Sir, do you think you can walk?

330
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,098
No, I don't think so.

331
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,433
Sir, we think you've had
too much to drink,

332
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,269
and we should probably
take you to the hospital.

333
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,312
No, I can't.
I have to stay here

334
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,022
'cause I'm in charge of my son.

335
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,483
Today's woke culture
has vilified his manhood

336
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,193
and made him ashamed of himself.

337
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,904
Okay, sir, but it appears
you have a broken arm

338
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,447
and several fractured ribs.

339
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,074
Yeah, but I can't leave

340
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,618
because my son's natural
instincts are being suppressed

341
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,704
and it's leading
to behavioral problems.

342
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,289
You see the shit he's doing?

343
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,958
He's over there
playing with dolls.

344
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,342
It's pretty good fondue, right?

345
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,721
We should probably
just go back to the hotel.

346
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,723
You've got the shakes
from rallying all night.

347
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,350
No, no, Rick.
This is our vacation.

348
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,977
I want us to have a nice

349
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,812
romantic lunch.

350
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:59,064
Maybe we should
just go back to Colorado.

351
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:02,026
No, Rick.
I'm gonna make this up to you.

352
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,611
I don't wanna rally anymore.

353
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,154
There's just a lot of people
out there

354
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,156
who won't let it go, you know?

355
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,824
Yes, and you can't
be around them.

356
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,826
I know, I know.

357
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,244
Let me just...

358
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,997
Let me just go throw up
because I'll feel much better.

359
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,166
Okay, go throw up, Herb.

360
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,553
Oh, God.

361
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,764
Come on, just stop. Stop.

362
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,349
The country is fine.

363
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,017
You have better things to do.

364
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,874
Yeah, oh yeah!
That's it! Yeah!

365
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,293
We're gonna get abortion rights
thrown the hell out

366
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:04,338
so those dirty lesbians
can't keep having abortions!

367
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,131
Yeah! Oh, yeah, man!

368
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,592
We're gonna get those Black
Lives Matter protestors

369
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,469
off the streets
with a fire hose!

370
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,721
- Yeah, America!
- Yeah!

371
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,889
Rick!

372
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,849
Fuck you.

373
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,436
Well, to hell with you!

374
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:21,063
Nobody controls me!

375
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,274
- Yeah!
- Yeah! America! Yeah!

376
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,373
Can I help you?

377
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,083
We've had some complaints
about a party

378
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,001
that's been going on
for three days here.

379
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,420
Hey, what's going on?

380
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:48,424
All right, guys,
who ordered the stripper?

381
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,551
Can we come in
and look around, sir?

382
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,594
Oh, yeah! Come on in.

383
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,596
Honk honk!

384
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:55,973
All right,
get down on the ground!

385
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,016
Whoa, whoa! No, no, no.
It's okay.

386
00:16:58,016 --> 00:16:59,309
I'm just helping my boy

387
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:00,978
through the media assault
on manliness.

388
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:04,189
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

389
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,774
I need to see some ID, sir.

390
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,777
Uh! Okay!
Okay, Stan! Stan!

391
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,696
Yeah?

392
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,115
Can you get my wallet
from the upstairs?

393
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,284
Yeah, soon as we're done
with this psyker phase.

394
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,702
I have five psyker units.
395
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,038
Oh, my God.
This is so embarrassing.

396
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,167
Hey! Freeze!
You, right there!

397
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,295
That's Alonzo Fineski,
the Romanian sex trafficker!

398
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,713
Fuck you, big man!

399
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,176
Ahh! Oh, my God!

400
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,011
Ahh!

401
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:39,975
Stan? Stan?

402
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,694
<i>And now, ladies and gentlemen,</i>

403
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,613
<i>here he is,</i>

404
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,990
<i>the once and future president</i>

405
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,992
<i>of the United States of America!</i>

406
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:06,460
<i>Thank you.
I am here today</i>

407
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,712
for those who have been wronged.

408
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,425
For those who have been betrayed.

409
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,719
And let me tell you

410
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:19,681
that nobody in this country
has been betrayed more

411
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,975
than my Ricky Rick.

412
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,936
Huh? What?

413
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,523
Rick, I am so sorry.

414
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,358
<i>And if you are out there,</i>

415
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,194
<i>I want you to know
that I love you.</i>

416
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,279
<i>You are the only thing
that keeps me from doing</i>

417
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,740
<i>all this stupid stuff.</i>

418
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,701
<i>When I met you,
I felt in control of myself</i>

419
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:41,620
<i>for the first time.</i>

420
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:45,415
There has never been anyone
who calmed me down more

421
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:48,544
than my little Ricky Bear.
422
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,587
You are my boo.

423
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:54,591
Did he just say
that Rick is his boo?

424
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:58,720
<i>The truth is, some of us
simply can't be alone.</i>

425
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:03,725
<i>We need a relationship so that
we're accountable to someone.</i>

426
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,812
<i>I realize now how broken I am</i>

427
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:11,400
<i>without that person who keeps
me from destroying myself.</i>

428
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,901
Sh-Sharon?

429
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:16,613
<i>And all I've ever done
was take you for granted</i>

430
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:19,324
<i>and wished I wasn't
being controlled.</i>

431
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,286
Hi, Sharon.

432
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:25,414
Will you please come home?

433
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:29,001
<i>Rick, I am a giant
piece of shit without you.</i>

434
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,587
<i>I don't deserve another chance.</i>
435
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,297
<i>You have been wronged.</i>

436
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,757
<i>You have been betrayed.</i>

437
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:40,929
And the only person
who deserves retribution is me.

438
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:46,101
I know you all really want
to rally and rage, but...

439
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:49,271
the only thing
I have to say is...

440
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:53,400
is that I love Rick.

441
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:58,238
I love Rick!
I love Rick!

442
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,574
I love Rick.

443
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,367
I love Rick.

444
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:06,997
I love Rick!
I love Rick!

445
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,166
I love Rick!

446
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,876
- I love Rick!
- I love you, Rick!

447
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:14,004
I love Rick!
I love Rick!
448
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,131
- I love Rick!
- Yeah!

449
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,759
I love Rick!

450
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,969
I love Rick!
I love Rick!

451
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,805
I love Rick! I love Rick!

452
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:25,015
I love Rick!

453
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,934
Oh, crap.
Here we go again!

454
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,685
I love Rick!
I love Rick!

455
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,853
I love...

456
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,118
It's okay, Randy.
We're back.

457
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:49,039
I'm sorry I cut your trip short.

458
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,707
It's okay, Randy.

459
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:53,126
You made it longer
than last spring break.

460
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,884
- Oh. Hey, Mom.
- Stanley,
461
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:02,552
what have I told you
about playing "Warhammer"

462
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,138
- on the kitchen table?
- Aw!

463
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,573
Oh, Rick!

464
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,912
I don't wanna go
through all that again.

465
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:32,290
I just wanna stay
in South Park with you.

466
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:36,169
Well, I guess we'll just
have to see what happens.