THE GENESIS hit. It is obvious eye brows a different zone.

The doctor
would be raised but for the sake walks into the ward with his
8’oclock prompt the time says,
of reading pleasure it is highly clinging stethoscope halting
John drew the curtain so he
recommended that the reader beside John’s bed. Hello john, he
could feel the rays of the sun,
goes with the flow. said u are in john Hopkins
vitamin d tolerant perhaps. He
teaching hospital. Do you know
used to be the lad of full It was of the essence that john
why you are here, he asked
fascinations with unprece- dence should be helped . but the driver
gently. But john had little or no
being his strong suit. An could not pity what a pity could
strength to utter a word or two,
ephemeral grief shook his pity driving off without looking
you’ve got a fractured leg but
grandmom from johns collision back.a kind gesture it was from
hopefully u would get
with a licenced taxi drivers the reverse with a patronizing

vehicle. Tears streamed down resemblance. John moaned over it within 3 months , though

catherinesface as she set her heavily as if it was a down pour you show signs of normality in

eyes on her helpless grand son of excruciating pain. Indeed it your vital signs. Catherine

whose only solace was the quiet was. replied by saying thank you to

road without a single mob to the doctor on johns behalf

render assistance.
Apparently, the reader would be
thinking john was initially in his
room and all of a sudden he got
With Catherine still in the scene
tidying johns bed as the doctor
spontaneously reaching out for
wals up to the next patient. As
911. His eyes open gradually
soon as Catherine was done with
with an alleviation of the
the chore, a graceful elegant lady
shocking pain finding himself in
walks in, stopping by johns bed
to administer john prescription.
John was longing to getting a
warm touch at that time coupled
with a but for the sake of
likeness carry on. She smiled
with an unending blush and
diffused the medicine. Thanks
nurse, its Jane. The nurse said
john gave a wink showing some
sense of belonging. John relaxes
as Catherine and Jane walks out
of the ward.
Off Catherine drove away from
the hospital straight back home
to continue the work she was
doing hoping to find succor
combined with a nap before it
gets dark.
On reaching home she it on the door mat so you could
unavoidably gazed at the road come take it later. That would be
where the incident took place great she responded. Take care
resulting her in a short reflection and my regards to john.
of her own personal experience
In the eventide she headed to the
on a narrow road in east London
hospital to see john, along she
four decades back. She was
went with the sealed letter and
interrupted by the sound of a
some groceries anticipating
recalcitrant generator in the
grandson gets an urge to munch.
neighbourhood at the zenith of
Busy day in lagos metropolis,
her reflection; heading straight
hustling and bustling and the
into her yard to continue the
atmosphere filled with abmirable
embroidery she was making. She
tenacity and doggedness aim to
mistakenly seamed the wrong
achieve day to day goal inorder
dress at the sound of the door
to ensure attainable heights are
bell it was the despatch rider .
reached. Street lights and
But Catherine was caught up
billboard showing some sort of
with fatigue after the days
identification ranging from
rigour. I cant come down cos am
ghettos to the reserved areas.
so tired, Catherine said loudly.
Sleeping tentatively john, woke
Never mind maam I would leave
up 8pm on the dot.
farmished couldn’t deny he was
perceiving an odour from some
where close on the verge of
loosing his self control. On the
bed beside him was a patient a
juvenile reading a novel. John
assumed. john being aroused
without hesitation craved his
attention. Hey dude, my names
john wats yours, seemed kind of
snobbish. John buttressed, u
must be intelligent reading on a
sickbed, the dude smiled loosing
his composure with a nervous
reply, am ted, thanks. Am into a
chess tutorial, do you
chess. Hmm, chess what about
it , can I get a glimpse sure. The
front page hosted
engraved with ‘ the last king
Very standing’. This is captivating I Krammnik, nakamura, anand,
must confess ted. That’s right sparsky, paul murphy and the
but don’t judge a book by its great alexander capablanca.
cover. Just for the record. I John felt intrigued at the dudes
learnt the game a long time ago versatility, answering him with
never knew it had a book. I reagards, yes I do. U must be a
belong to a chess club and we do prodigy and highly prolific. If u
play active chess club hope to say so, john started loosing his
make my country proud. talking urge cos he was highly
someday. That would be cool farmished bearing the popular
john said. So what do you do for slogan in mind ‘ a hungry man is
living? he replied jokingly saying an angry man’. Catherine saved
‘ I walk down the city in my the day by walking in with food
pants.’ What does that mean ted and the sealed letter not
asked. I mean I don’t have any forgetting. Hey granny, I have
job at hand. What else do you been waiting for you for hours I
play do. I play chess for a living. am supoer kingsized hungry.
Really, john you got me punked Sorry, baby I have got you
at the right spot. Do u know exactly things you need. Meet
letters kasparov, magnus carlsen, my grandmom Catherine, nice
bobby fischer, topalov, meeting you maam, how do you
do ted, ‘ am fine, ‘ hope You are conviction and highly impressed
getting better. Sure maam, just a at johns versatility. You must be
second, ted, I don’t mean to be a Casanova john. Not really jane
nosy but what really is the but I have got moves. Jane
nature of your sickness. I have stamping johns face with a peck.
RECOVERY
got acute malaria but am hastily At that moment john was on
responding to treatment with the It is a new day, john wakes and cloud nine forever speechless.
help of the amazing doctors and sets his eyes on jane and That right there is for your sense
capable nurses, I think I should immediately words begin to of modesty. You got me swept
be out of here as soon as replicate in his mouth. Birds away. John could have lost his
possible. Well said, ted. Anyways don’t fly without their feathers chastiness if not for his
i have got you something mushy, but yours is different . I don’t get demobilized foot hell would have
I hope u don’t mind, sure maam. you. Jane responded. Simplify. I been made break loose. Thanks I
Off the box of chocolate went meant to say that you are appreciate that and it makes me
plunging into teds bed with the uniquely gorgeous without a wanna know more about you.
flick of catherines finger. Thanks doubting Thomas . forgive me for That would be later am about to
maam. Never mind, its high time my forgetfulness, happy birthday check in the next ward hopefully
I went home cos its already late, jane. Today isn’t my birthday. It when am done with the routine.
let me leave you guys to shouldn’t be a crime if a pretty Hows your leg doing? Your
yourselves. Bye for now. girl like you celebrates hers crotches should be ready in a
daily. Jane smiled with a months time depending on the
level of progress of your a meeting I wouldtry and get got a fractured leg, but things
physiotherapy. I have got this for back gto you as soon as are getting better overhere, am
you, your mobile phone, its not possible. Bye. That wasn’t trying to keep the dice rolling. Its
allowed in the ward, it’s a strange to johns ears cos he had okay man be good.john felt some
contraband. You just saved a life not spent quality time with his kind of relief despite some
john replied. Byue john later. As mom ever since she got the unableness to relate with his
soon as she was off the scene advertising job in new york. mum. Meanwhile two sherrifs
john reached for his letter on it Sarahs relationship with john walks up to johns bed . hey john
written chess invitation, he was has been somewhat unhealthy my name is George and my
very glad to see that because he and if care wasn’t cautiously partners name os denzel, we are
enrolled online to make a taken, john would be left with no hereto ask you somefew
registration via his mastercard choice to hold the bull by the questions. Go on sir, before the
inviting him to lagos for the horn. John calls his friends scene took place where were you
chess tourney.John ended the number trying to make some coming from and what was your
reading with a big sigh and a runnings Drei whats up and how mission. I don’t get sirs . on the
deep overwhelming happiness. is business hope you are getting floor of the road at the same spot
John reached for his phone turnover from your fish farm. where the accident occurred , we
dialing his moms number to And how is your chess life, did found some joints, are you into
share with her the good news you get invited to the tourney. joints, cbecause we interrogated
and the latest development. Yes I did. Drei replied. Where are some joint sellers and they
Hello john, how are you, I am in you man, I am in the hospital, I explained that some buddies
usually patronize them for joints.
Am sorry officer, but it must be a
mix up, I don’t smoke cigarette
not to talk of joints. That’s
alright john, all we are after is
just to see you get up on your
feet and to be honest we are
amazed at your recovery from
the doctors report. Hope to see
you up, so you could do the
neighbourhood proud with your
chess skills. Thanks officers,
talking of chess I just got invited
to the lagos chess classic, I
would do my best for the country
and the love of the game, that’s
cool. We leave you now and
regards to your grand mom. Bye.
The officers walking out with
their gatored khaki uniform
without a minute flaw. Each day
passed john gets better made quiet, but majorly people made
new friends. Pathetic it ws on a mention that he was suicidal at
chilly evening a cozy weather it a point because he could no
was not until a patient ran into longer bear the humiliation. That
an oncoming vehicle plying the was a turning point in johns life
hospital premises. It was an ugly because john began making
scene, meanwhile john was at some mental deductions
the physio when he had the awakening his premonitions
security trying to run after the based on the vehicle collision he
eloping patient before the had, coupled with that scene.
incident occurred. Quite The cozy weather transformed
unfortunate, the eloping patient itself into an unforgettably
lost his life all because he was tensive mood leaving john doing
neglected by his parents and the sign of the cross saying "may
relatives who never showed up the souls of all the faithful
since the day of his admission departed through the mercy of
into the hospital. The scene drew God rest in perfect peace", Amen
a lot of attention with people . immediately after the patient
passing comments on how he was declared dead. After one
fared in the ward. Some said he month passed, john was
was jovial, some said he was qualified to using his crotches.
The hospital mood went the calm
way because of the effect the
patients demise pulled. There
was close surveillance on every
patient in the ward. Any person
caught in the act of escape
would serve as a deterrent to
others. With the crotches john
had an extra leg now able to
move from one place to another
without any form of assistance
being rendered. Despite
surveillance he was able
circumvent his way in and out of
the ward ward bearing in mind
the consequence if caught. To be
believed or not to be believed ,
Jane visited john being in her
best behaviour approached john,
both eyes met making some sort
of visual flash share message
dessemination with a perfect what about your family. I have
understanding of the message got my mum and my granny, my
john was passing across. Jane dad passed away some years
speaks, hmm, I am from ijebu back. I guess he would be proud
ode, I grew up in Lagos lost my he has a son taking his mantle
parent at a very young age grew of leadership. Not so fast
up with relatives in search for flatterer, I don't easily lose grip
daily bread . It was quite a of my guards. But to be honest I
tentative one though it had it lost it. This is my phone number.
perk sides. Here I am doing what If u need me replied jane. Alright
I like to do best nurse jane, with , I would store instantly.
the an encapsulating smile. I think I Aurevoir . it wasn't much of a
to would be able to cope with the surprise Catherine seeing john
premise. Tell me about you john, upset because of his mums lack
well am a roughian right from of concern. A sense of humour
day one. I was a victim of tough wasn't really needed to discern
matured ladies. Are you trying to the state of unhealthiness
say u were the shy type. I must engulfing johns family. John
confessu judged correctly. That greeted Catherine showing some
was at the early part of my sign of discomfort. Catherine
adolescence . that's OK john, replied with a precise answer;
has she called. John nodded his feeling stirred up. Jane rose to to attain maximum
head in some form of despair the occasion with an engaging potential,exercise would be
saying johns gotta do what johns kiss as they await johns required of you on a daily basis.
gotta do . I hope you not going discharge. Surely, I won't forget From your xray it shows
extreme because someday she's this kiss John replied feeling absolute healing of the bone, in
gonna show up. Responded refreshed. Hello doctor we've order to attain complete healing
catherine. Have my word . u can been waiting for your arrival, I you've got to do just that along
say that again john groaned . guess you felt the need that I side with the peels you would be
don't go too hard on yourself, its should be a little delayed given . that been said, you are
gonna be alright. because you are gonna miss me. good to go. Thanks doctor john
Thatscnot true but the truth is replied. doctor leaves as jane
we really gonna miss you helps in packing johns bags.
because you really an interesting Jane, through with johns stuffs,
dude. That been said, headed for the wheelchair
BACK HOME
interestingly ted sends his driving john straight down to the
Hopefully it would be a great day regards to you. He told me to hospital highway where
john resonated to jane. His eyes give you his phone number so he catherine was waiting for there
staring at his feet in a happy could hook up with you departure. They had an hitch
mood. I guess I had a well spent someday. Thanks Thanks doctor free journey due to the advent of
period in here, so sad but I gotta I will do that. By the way your robotic cars with the ability to
leave I am glad I met you jane, leg is not totally strong, in order heed to instructions , nothing
like traffic jam to relinquish disp;ays of barbecue, cakes and ephemeral merriment and
patriotism. Apart from johns drinks graced the occasion enjoyment. Totally recalling teds
academic fascinations, he also significantly while that was o, phone number, replying him was
loved music, all likesnof genre catheerine played the observing an answering machine
with some speculations here and role ensuring that the invitees persuading him to leave a
there having an appealing maintained good message. He did , ending the day
posture. Out of the he gets his behaviourforgetting the fact that with lights out . a lovely morning
black leather jacket it was youths remain youth. Heavy it was, the dew was wet on grass
engraved at the bottom of his night it was people displayed . the whole floor was littered with
cloak. Carried away with the here and there lying on the floor left overs. People loitering ,
ambience he got from his with hang over some slept and waking up gaining there vision
neighbourhood nearly forgot his puked by the pool side. While all gradually at the nooks and
bags in the trunk of the this happened john was in his crannies of the house. John
mecedez. 1970 customiized room reading and analysing his without mincing words
mecedez benz embellished with a chess book cos he wasn’t the dismissed everyone cos the party
vvery sleek interior encrypted party type. Quite fierce at the was over feeling the need to
with a mark of quality only seen topo of ones voice being attend to some cleanings of the
by someone who pays careful intoxicated was the last thing on vomits and the litterings at the
attention to detail. John johns mind, rather [erfecting the barbeque spot and at the pool
marvelled by the reception craft he sets out for was all he side. The party is over, go home,
crowned up with a night party, stood for depriving himself from john replied screaming out loud.
Everyone left one at a time not
forgetting to rewelcome john, cos
they were already in their
senses, leaving john to do the
clean up.tired john took a nap by
the pool side while the time
whiled away. A sound one it was
leaving his memory refreshed so
he could forge ahead. Catherine
was in with a neighbour tending
to be in a happy mood. Hey john
guess whos here. Its mr. Patrick
from ikotun, hello sir, good to
see you. How is the family, work
in all. Fyn. Granny just told me
u just got back not so long ago.
Yep,hope u aren’t overworking
yourself cos all you need for now
is rest. I would do just that.
Catherine leaves them and
heads for her sewing machine.
Dude av got you something.
Whats that john replying, it’s a
word of inspiration, hope it
would be of help. Am all ears,
the only way you can think out
of the box is by making sense
out of what people take for
granted.Hmm, that’s quite deep I
must confess. I admire this
quote with much reverence. I
would make sure I walk with it.
How is Rachel, shes fyn. She
would be getting married very
soon. As soon as the invitation
card is ready, I would get it
across. Talking of marriage what
are your plans about settling
down. Trying to lay my hands on
a good job then others would fall
in line like domino. I would see
what I can do about the job. I av
got a friend who heads a
manufacturing company,
hopefully he would be of help.
Granny has my number, make
sure u give me a call in two days
time to give u feedback. Ok sir.
Take care.John recollected he
dropped his phone on his bed so
he headed for it as MR Patrick
steers down the road. He found
out he had two missed calls jane
and that of ted. John calls the
latter, ted in his spryness said
hello, how are you ted, tried your
number like firever. How can I
get to see you, I wish to take you
on in chess game. That would be
great. Said ted. Am on my way,
text me your address. Okay.
John returned to the common
room setting the chess board in
readiness for ted. Quenching his that he had intimidated him in a deuce. The final game was
forgotten thirst with a bottle of subliminal way. Making a ballot played which was the deciding
soda along side with some choosing who uses white.It was factor .John couldn’t recognize
digestive biscuits reconciling the a fair onewith john picking teds weakness cos he was fierce
two togetherWith pinky and the blach. Starting the game with a in his countenance in
brain cartoon, pondering on how handshake ted starts pushing anticipation for an onslaught
he would make johns pieces his pawn. Following the john ended winning the game
disintegrate in the face of his fundamental opening with time advantage cos ted felt
vicious counterattack. John on convention. Continuing with bad , cos winning is fun and
the verge of loosing his patience variations and transposition , losing is not . ted, got an extra
has been anxiously waiting for plunging on a solid note into the ticket hope to see you at the
teds arrival. Ted walks in almost middle game with employment of lagos chess classic. Its coming
at the peak of johns anxiety. clever tactics and strategies. To, up in three months time. Hope
Good to see you john, I know johns greatest surprise, ted to see you there. Sure john, ted.
you have reharsed before my capitalized on johns redundancy Thanks. I should be now . night
coming. But please be lenient , but john turned the game falls. John sighed what a day’’
with me. I don’t have a say in around by turning the game to a went to the laundry to get his
this, lets watch the pieces do the closed game resulting in a draw. dried clothes he washed earlier
leniency. The juvenile replied The second game was played in the day. Still reflecting on his
with a quavered tone saying ‘’lets with john coming tops . ted won game with john falling into a
do it’’ . john smiled fully aware the third game making it a deep sleep.
 on the mode of operation of the
machines used to make
finished product. He was also
shown the raw materials like
potassium sorbate, flour, sugar,
salt, unsaturated oilinvolved in
THE NEW JOB the production and also how to
any longer for funds but rather
the be of help. Be of assistance in
areas of utility bills and house
keep. That aside, john also felt
the need to change his wardrobe.
Buy new shoes and johns mind
keep up with joneses. After eight

John finally got the job thanks to follow standard operating hours of work , johns work for

Mr Patrick . his flawless procedure . the day was made the day ended with a log out .left

intelligence marvelled the memorable with sumptuous for the car park entering into his

interviewers and the board of lunch of the companies cafeteria. grannys mecedez benz. Steering

directors making the interview John ate and drank till he got out of the premises as the

look like a work over. His first filled. After the break elapsed he security opens the gate. Got

day at work was quite got back to work to finish up his home so tired, undressed left

memorable. He was officially s training to a satisfactory level. with his singlet and underwear.

introduced to the workers .they It was a noodle company he was Grandma, I am now a bonafide

all wished him a happy stay. working with. he was assured to staff. Catherine replied with

Shortly after work, led to be paid a good salary that slight hesitation. Am happy for

different departments where he commensurate with his she said sleep talking. John

was given comprehensive lecture qualification. John felt happycos withdrew from her room and
he wouldn’t bother his granny went downstairs to check his
dog. A hairy Alsatian , shes company nor tolerated. John biochemistry knowledge there. It
named rex , leaping with joy as apologised and promised that was a daily routine thing. Things
john approaches her, jumping all such wont repeat itself. john went on till he used three
over john licking johns body with went straight to his duty. His monthsIn the organisation.
her wet tongue. Rex wats up, I role in the company was a Along the line, he met with his
just got a new job hoping to get a supervisory one, he was in the colleagues at work deliberating
reply from rex in any form. quality control unit cos he on where to spend quality time
Anyways, I av got you your studied biochemistry in the to extinguish the accumulating
pedigree and your milk. Have university. Funny how time flies, stress. They reached a verdict to
fun. On doing that , john went he intended studying medicine pay the barbeach a visit
straight to his carto wash it in but ended up studying someday. The date was picked
readiness for the next day . after biochemistry. He enjoyed and they made some logistics so
doing that, he went to his room biochemistry spending four the plan could come
so tired sleeping off. The next years in the university. He to .fruitition. A Saturday was
day, john woke up late couldn’t enjoyed biochemistry cos it was picked. The last Saturday of the
work on a punctual note. His medical related, it was quite fun. month. John and friends
boss was not happy with his Had a couple of friends back continued their job as they
starting work on a bad note and then, losing their contacts after looked looked forward to that
gave him a note of warning not graduation. Life goes on. John day. The lagos beach was
to come late and that lateness enjoyed working in the company somewhere people loved t visit
wouldn’t be compromised in the cos he was able to apply his cos it entertained a whole lot of
tourist. People go there to have friends.The afternoon was quite long while. I got into some stuffs
fun, cool their brain, and calm sunny, john wore his sun shade like aa new job, new
their stressed nerves. Some went which was quite an responsibility and all. How are
for picnics, some celebrate acquaintance. The ladies dressed you doing. Am great. She said.
birthdays and Honeymoons. The in their bumpshorts, some wore Congrats john. Thanks dear.
tides and the sea waves gives a bikinis showing some Well am at a function, wheres
perfect impression that if you are insinuations but john wasn’t that jane asked. Am at a beach
not at thebeach you are no really moved. John and his with a couple of friends. We
where. Another one is friends went for the drinks while would be here all day. You could
whispering palms at badagry the ladies sat on the sand with come join us if you want to. But
known for her flourishing palm their eyes glued to their phones. you didn’t inform me prior to
trees which captures johns Adjacent them were other people this moment so I could prepare.
attention pften times. Alive the taking in selfies, having fun. Am sorry about that. It wont
last Saturday of the month came John got back to the spot where happen again. I will keep my
with a coincidence. It’s the the ladies were trying to engage fingers crossed on that. Jane
environmental sanitation day, them iin some conversation said..alright bye for now. All the
the populace was engaged in before the party commenced. His ladies were convinced that john
some tidying during the curfew. phone rings, with an unknown had a lady in his life. But one of
In the afternoon, john was at the number . hello who am I on the ladies in their midst deemed
barbeach with some of his with? its jane, nurse jane. Hi it fit to tell john about her crush
coworkers of both sex with some jane am sorry for not calling in a on him. John was amazed at the
ladys resilience knowing fully beach sand looking around
well that she heard him talking hoping to find something to be
to jane some moments ago. My amused of. After a long period of
name is Sandra. I don’t hae patrol, john finally descended
much to say, I have a crush on the ground sipping his drink.
you. I wish u would reciprocate. The sea wave caught his
John gave her an assuring smile attentionas he watched children
trying to be as human as and adults approaching and
possible. This is my number, running away from the toing and
make sure you give me a call. froing of the boomerang wave. It
Ok. The other guys returned was evening, people were getting
with the remaining drinks and set to leave cos it was getting
snacks. Things Already set with dark. One thing about the
the dj on the wheels of steel barbeach is that you cannot get
doing his ones and twos. So nice tired of it, rather the weather is
WEAKER VESSELS
it went fun filled in conjunction the determining factor. They
with volley ball being play as finally departed for their home. The fact cannot be disputed that

side sttraction at one side of the Cool day it was in the city of mans got a missing rib. Women

beach. John left his peers taking lagos. are extra ordinary beings created

a stroll with his bottle of from an existing source with the

Smirnoff. Walking on the fine ability of moving a huge portion

of their muscles unconsciously
ranging from the pelvic girdle to
the glutus maximus. Sandras
physique wasn’t far from the
description , being the cynosure
of all eyes. Each time she walks ,
she always gets one or two
compliments from at least a
hand full of men. Not just men
but rather men of great integrity
and high status, the lacream de
lacream of the society ready to
give her a ride or may be end up
dating her. She knew she had it
in her and without a blink of an
eye took advantage of it.She
wasn’t the focused type but had
it all going for her. She was
raised in the city of Abeokuta
where she was able to
distinguish between hardwork
and getting things the easy way.
Shw was known by politicians
who patronized her, giving her
money in exchange for a night
stand. A moment to reflect was
far froom Sandra leaving her
with no choice than to make a
life out off obsceness. To worsen
the case, she was also into
cigarettes and joints. Two sticks
of cigarettes was enzymatic in
sandras day to day life.
Somehow she was able to
circumvent her way through
smoking , turning into a casual
smoker. On the other hand jane
had the notion that the only way
you can get to the top is through
perseverancnd handwork.
Always conscious of the fact that
educational is the best legacy a
person can ever get. The two
ladies got something they both
shared in common known for
their weak succoming heart
despite sandras wild nature.
Jane was preoccupied by a lot of
work in the hospital. Ensuring
the patients quick recovery was
her central objective and she
always gets the job done. Lagos
isn’t an easy place to live in but
with determination and
providence, making headways
was possible. Jane and Sandra
loved genuinely when it comes
from a sketchy view but far from
being common place. They really
knew what they wanted . I guess
john was the lucky man , finding
himself in their picture. Sandra
relocated to lagos three years
down the line after she got tired
of her secular life through the
help of a counsellor. At a point
in her pat life she contacted
some sexually transmitted
diseases ranging from
gonorrhoea, herpes and syphilis
which got pronounced at a point
in her life. She got out of it with
some hi cops here and there. It
was quite an inconveniencing
period for her almost rendering
her hopeless not being certain in
about what the future holds for
her. things weren’t going right.
But it wasn’t easy quiting her
source of livelihood. She couldn’t
remember the last time she saw
her mum. Sandras mum had
been a single mother right from
the day sandras dad left them in know her the very moment he
search for greener pastures. got into the edifice. She was
interesting and quite energetic
Eating two square meals a day
ready to take a lead role
was quite a tough one. Sandras
whenever assigned.Sandra
mum hadn’t a good job resulting
started a new life in lagos with
Sandra being resentful. Sandras
Eunice. She got a teaching job,
misbehaviour started from the
French teaching precisely. It was
moment she got initiated by her
an awesome experience for her,
friend in school after some
made new friends which was
persuasions leading to her late
contrasting to the Abeokuta life.
nights. She wasn’t far from
She tried putting in her all and
frivolous excuses, mom too
she got paid for her hardwork.
wasn’t that bothered. It was a
She was loved by her pupils and
hunchful past which lingered in
highly commended by her
sarahs mind. Now Sandra is in
proprietor. Eunice was
lagos with her cousin Eunice.
mesmerised by sandras
Eunice is ai diligent a light lady
progress. She was dumbfounded
with a light complexion from a
so she felt the need to implore
silver spooned family. She is
her to loosen up a little bit but
johns colleague. John got to
she didn’t know that Sandra
hadthings going on in the liked anything that showcases was on the verge of professing
background. Eunice deemed it fit fashion. The waiter walks up to my love for you. I guess I would
to invite sandra for the beach her, hello madam, what do you have to stop looking at the tv
excursion where she got care for. Am not ready for now. then. That would be great .
attracted to john. Its three days She replied. No problem madam. replied, firstly , I am touched
after the excursion ,John takes You can call on me when you are about you telling me how you
Sandra out on a date. They both ready. Okay. She continues feel about me. It is very rare
went to a nearby joint . Sandra Watching the tv as the waiter seeing ladies walk up to a man
was happy that john kept to his attends to another customer. in our hemisphere cos it shows
promise. She was in a romantic John noticed the car tyres were someSense of indecency in the
dress looking all silky. Excurted deflated so he had it taken care lady. But you took a bold step.
her was an Egyptian made of. While john was getting the Sandra smiled following with a
brown leather bag. Sandra tyres back up fit, Sandra was cough prevailed. Sorry said
walked into the snacks joint inside already feeling worried john, maybe you take asip of
while john tried to park his about johns where about. water. I hope that would beof
vehicle properly. Sandra was Humoursly, john walks in and help. Thanks. Sandra
instantly engrossed with what took his sit. Sorry dear for being unconsciously brought out a pill.
was shown on the flat screen out of sight for a little while. I Sorry , thanks. John began
television. It was a musical show was doing some fixings but its ok conversing shortly after the
she was watching. Sandra has a now. Where were we? I cant cough subsided. I love you
deep flair for music, she also remember. Sandra replied. Ok I Sandra, said john. I love you too
Sandra replied with tears beach cos I did. I would love to
streaming down sandras cos of go back there someday. John
SET BACK
the utterings from her ideal man. drove her home when they were
She quickly picked a tissue to done. On reaching sandras It was two days to the chess
clean the tears off her face. Why home, johns finger clinged to competition jooohn gave ted a
the tears john asked? Never sandras kissing her deeply in call to rewind him of the event.
mind she replied with a smile. front of her door post. He alsoncalled his friend drei.
Its gonna be great. Well, I am Interrupting them was a call On the day of the competition,
hungry hope you feel the same. from johns phone. Am sorry, it’s john was looking all sporty in his
They reached for the menu while a urgent call, I got to go. Sandra t-shirt, jean and white snickers.
the waiter comes in.Hello ma’am felt sad cos she wanted more. They were all set and headed for
are you ready. Yes, our verdict is What do you think Sandra, next gthe event. The three of em did
chicken and chips, and make tomorrow would be perfect. Sure. there registrations and were
sure it comes with a bottle of Tske care. John ignited and off each given tags with numbers on
ketchup. Alright, it would be he went. it showing some form of
ready shortly. Do you know identification. Ted enrolled at the
Eunice, Sandra asked john, yes teenage category while john and
shes my colleague. Why do you drei were already sitted waiting8
ask? Shes my cousin, she was for the competition to
the person that invited me to the commence. In there were
beach. Hope you had fun at the multitudes of people, waiting
and revising their chess books so with a sharp counterattack, following day. The next day, john
they could have a fore knowledge which resulted him coming out and drei headed to the
of the move to make when they victorious. Happy ted was competition hoping to see ted
encounter a particular difficulty. praised by the crowd along side exercisebmore of his demons
Jphn and dtrei won their first john and drei. Ted received a that day. John and drei got
two games and qualified huge hug from fans. But sitted in their respective spots
automatically to the second suddenly to peoples greatest facing their opponents . they
round. Ted too was doing well in surprise , ted slumped on the started with a uconfirmation
the teenage category qualifying ground. Instantly, john and drei from their arbiters, if an arbiter
to the next round. The second were driven into confusion and isn’t there in a game of chess
round commenced, john won the spontaneously reached for a there would be mistakes and
game within four moves of physician who administered ted violation of rules. This also
commencement. His some first Aid to resurcitate applied to all kinds of game.
countenance was fierce. Dreialso him .gradually ted was restored John was in his elements, but
won his game wiith an back. Ted stood up gently but this time facing a srong
astonishing victory moving to the the crowd didn’t stop hailing opponent. He started with an
semifinals. John and drei went him. The all went to there unorthodox opening after some
to check ted to boost his morale. various destinations assuming deliberations hoping
The walked in when ted was everything was fine with ted. It inconvenience on his opponent.
busy cogitating. Thinking deeply. was announced that the Johns opponent not being moved
Ted responded his opponent competition would continue the responded with a sharp opening.
The game lasted for two hours
ending in a draw and john was
pleased with the result. He
automatically qualified to the
finals. Drei won his games
convincingly qualifying to the
finals. That means the two
friends would meet at the finale.
So they went to check ted as
usual. On getting to the teenage
category , they met teds absence.
That looked strange to john and
immediately he asked the arbiter
of teds where about. The arbiter
gave him a shocking news that
ted left the room having blurred
vision. They went home being
sad after the pathetic news.
John felt the need to give him a
call, so he did but no one picked
up.
A week after the completion of
the competition, jane called
informing john that ted was
admitted into the hospital. John
went to the hospital, on getting
there , he saw jane and they
both went to see ted. Ted was
lying down on the bed slightly
conscious. There it was revealed
by the doctor that ted was
suffering from a terminal disease
called sickle cell anaemia. It was
too shocking for john to bear cos
he never knew ted to be such.
The doctor explained further that
teds blurred vision was triggered
by his deep thinking in the chess
competition. Tears streamed
down johns face as ted replied
with a touching smile. It was
very huge with heaviness in
johns eyes . ted assured john
that he would be back on his feet
in the fastest possible time.Few
days later, john paid ted a visit
at the hospital and he was told
that he had been transferred to
the intensive careunit where he
was being critically monitored.
John got to the ICU and he
noticed ted was in a state of
coma placed on a lifesaving
gadget John felt dejected looking
at ted with overwhelming
compassion. There he saw jane.
Jane told him that teds chances
of survival was slim. For the first
time john met with teds patient,
they were very sad. The doctor
suggested that a little prayer
could help cos at that point ted
was in his crisis period and
anything could happen. John , called for the ambulance which alright. Catherine said. Its ted.
jane and teds parent stayed with took ted to the mortuary. A What about him. He is dead. He
ted for a while all of a sudden moment of sadness it was for suffered from sickle cell. I never
john noticed that the life saving john leaving the hospital right knew he was. He never told me.
machine was moving in a linear afterteds parent.John got home He kept it to himself all the way.
direction, jane hurrily reached so sad that his neighbours saw it Could it have been that he didn’t
for the doctor, the doctor rushed in his countenance. A wish came want to bother a brother. I think
in with the high voltage shocking to his mind that he could change things aren’t right aoundme. He
restoring device placing it on the situation. John sat in front was ambitious and the vibrant
teds heart trying to revive him. of his apartment, sitting outside type. Catherine lowered beside
But unfortunately ted didn’t the compound pondering quietly john but still clouded with
respond after a while of futile in a very unpleasant mood. disbelief. I think you are
attempts. The doctor gave up Catherine was on the verge of hallucinating as I got a message
closing teds eyes recording his asking what the pondering was from the answering machine
time of death. Teds gone. The all about touching john gently on from ted two hours ago. John
doctor said. John cried but the shoulder. John lingered in was almoston the verge of
couldn’t help it seeing teds silence on a moody note which loosing his mind running
parent aggrieved. Ted mum was a clear reaction to sense of towards the answering machine.
weeped bitterly with jane stimuli. She watched john as he On it was teds message. Hello
consoling her. The doctor the life gradually came out of his john I wish you all the best I will
saving machine and immediately silence. John, is everything alwahys be your friend now and
after. Bye’’. On reading, the when he was grown. It was quite
message instantly auto deleted. a hard time foe them cos ted was
At that point john felt the their only seed. It took teds
strangeness of the message parents a little while before they
without a doubt immediately he finally had ted. All theis they
called jane so she coukd testify shared with john. John having
teds demise. Catherine finally heard about teds beginnings, felt
believed john but still to them the need to share with them
the message was a surprise. theanswering machine message
Catherine and john had no one saga. John marvelled aaas they
to share the secret with wit cos shared similar story of their own
people would regard them as encounter. At that point john
being insane. Exactly a year believed ted to be an angel in
after teds demise, john dimmed disguise and his notion about
it fit to pay teds family a supernatural occurences grew
visit.when he got there he was geometrically. John nevervfor
welcomed by teds parent. once believed in extra ordinary SARAHS ARRIVAL

occurences but this time he did. John resided in victoria island.

On the wall of their sitting room
Ted was his long awaited sign. He was priviledged to be born
were teds pictures. Some Taken
when he was a baby and some with a silver spoon. Catherine
was also hard working not until a different impression about life.
she retired. She happened to But he didn’t really feel it cos his
work as a banker and she mum was hardworking.Sarah
invested in a lot of things that got the advertising job she had
could yield dividends, so she longed awaited. Her boss was
could compensate for her amazed at her hardwork and
pension. John on the other had her transferred tp the head
hand, had a lot of things going office in new york. There she met
on with him. His major source of a man who she fell in love with
unhealthiness was his mums after several years of widowhood.
long absence. Its been a pretty She never made mention to john
little while he heard from her. about the new nam in her life
Johns dad died a long time ago and john never bothered to ask.
when he was a kid. It was quite After a long courtship , sarahs
a tough one. Johns dad was an new man finally proposed to her.
hotel manager who had it all She accepted the proposal. They
going well for him not until he made plans on how they would
got attacked by a terminal settle down. After finalizing
disease. Yhe relationship with plans, they decided to return to
his dad was qquite an interesting Nigeria. Sarah informed john
one. His dads absence gave him about her arrival. John got to
the airport few hours before the
plane touched down. Sarah
finally arrived and headed to the
arrivals where john was waiting
for her. John finally met his
mom with a warm embrace. His
mum was happy to see him.
There was much changes in
sarahs face and body physique
which nearly made john to lose
recognition. John reached out
for the luggages. Sarah walks
into the house receiving a warm
welcome from Catherine. You are
welcome. Hope the flight was
hitch free. Yes it sure was. You
haven’t changed a bit. Sarah
replied. Sure am doing fine with
my fluctuating pension. Am
sorry about that. I am here now.
I have got you a lot of things but
then how is Mr Patrick cos he
informed me of his daughters
wedding hope it went well. It was
great. Shes happily married now
with a baby. That’s interesting.
May be I would get to see him.
That would be nice but all you
need now is rest. Sarah went
into her room to relax. john went
to the kitchen to prepare the
dinner. Catherine knew that
johns nemesis was cooking but
seeing him in the kitchen Wasn’t
much of a surprise cos she knew
what he was up to. In evening
sarah woke up from a welcoming
sleep. Mum dinner is ready.
Wow, u made dinner. Yes. That’s
interesting. I promise you gonna
bite your tongue. Lets see about
that. John opened the meal wit a
prayer. While they were eating, is a Nigerian and he is a likeable
sarah reached for a cup of water. person. He would be coming
John was anxious to know tomorrow to see us. I am happy
whether he did a great job. and not happy. John replied. I
Sarah replied it’s a good meal am happy because its been a
but its got lots of salt in it. Don’t while u had someone in your life
mind you mum, john you did a cos change is the most constant
great job. Catherine replied. thing in life. On the other hand I
John how is your new job. Sarah am not happy because all this is
asked. I hope you have made happening all of a sudden. I have
new friends. I mean the ladies. not sspent quality time with you
Sure lots of them. That’s since you got the advertising job.
impressive. Talking about Now someone is in the picture.
friends. You know your dad left its kind of huge for me to
us a long time ago but w’ve process. John remarked putting
moved on. Sure, well I met a aside his meal. John, I don’t
friend. He is a gentleman and mean to cause an upset. All am
we’ve known each other for a doing is for our good. John grew
while in new york.Do you mean more upset leaving both sarah
he wants to have your hand in and Catherine in the dinning
marriage. That’s right. John. He table. Sarah tries to get up to
follow john but7 catherine Catherine and sarah were sitting
withdrew her telling her that he room discussing while john was
would get over it within a short in his room doing some little
time.John stay calm in his room upkeep. A knock was heard at
while Catherine did away with the door and reached for the for
the dishes. The next day, john the the door. A tall suited beard
woke up and reluctant in man says hello . my name is
greeting his mum. Johns mum peter. Sarah is expecting to see
was annoyed at his despicable me. Hope shes in. sure, come in.
act resulting her replying him in he walks into the living room.
a rash manner. I am annoyed Sarah says hello. John, mum
with you not playing the this is peter who I was telling
matured role . do you think not you about. You can see he is not
greeting me would do me a what the eyes don’t like. That’s
favour. I av got feelings just as true mr peter. We are happy to
u’ve got yours . all that is see you in our midst. Sarah said
required of you is your sense of a lot about you. How are you
accommodation. I didn’t mean to john. Am fine john replied. John
hurt your feeling. Am sorry, as av got something for you. Peter
sorry mum. They ended the gave john a book with a hard
scene reaching for a hug. cover. Succeeding in life. That
was the title of the book.
Thanks. John replied sarah told
us you loved to have her hand in
marriage. She also told us about
your late wife who we learnt died
of a terminal disease. Cancer is
not a thing to play with. and
being a widower for a long period
is almost the same as celibacy.
That’s very right. Peter replied.
Aat a point I was almost getting
out of shape looking all unkempt
if not for your daughters
intervention. She came into my
life at the right time when I
needed help. That doesn’t sound
farfetched cos sarah als had a
similar experience, replied
Catherine. Here I am with your
amazing daughter, she so loving
and caring.I am glad I have her I
my life. U must be a flatterer.
John cimes out of the kitchen
with a glass of juice. This is for
you sir. Thanks john, mum told
me you never had kids. Peter
paused for a while before
answering. Yes john, john felt
alittle strangeness. After some
hours of mr peters stay, Sandra
stopped by to check john. Hey
john wats up, I am heading to
see a friend, just stopped by to
check you. I can see you are
having some get together.yeah, I
want you to say hi to my mum.
You don’t mean it, you mean
shes back? Yes. Follow mrr.
Mum this is my girlfriend,
Sandra meet my mum, nice
meeting you Sandra. Its good to
see you ma.hello sir, Sandra
greeting mr peter. Your face
looks very familiar have we met?
I don’t think so. Anyways my
name is Sandra. Its nice meeting
you. I should be be leaving now
replied mr peteras he drinks up
his cup of juice. He went out
heading to where he parked his
car.sandra walks out as he
opens his car door.Hello Sandra
where are you heading to? I am
heading to see a friend around
the corner. I am passing this
way, hope you dont mind if I
push you forward. Sure thanks.
Sandra hops into the car as they
moved. While on motion me
peter initiated a conversation.
You are a very prettylady. No
man would ever walk by a lady
of your kind and take hes eye
off. Thanks sir. I would be
stopping here. Alright. Take care.
The next day johns dog clocks
two years old. John had never
taken her to the vet. A few days
earlier noticed shehad lacked
eating appetite. He was worried
so he took her for a walk. Prior
to that he cleaned her and made
sure she looked fit for the walk.
Out they went holding the dog
with its chain. It was a cool
Saturday. Lagos was busy as
usual. On the way the dog
wagged its tail at every person
she saw. But an adolescent was
unlucky this time cos john dog
unleashed her fury with a big
groan.The adolescent was able to
get away with it cos the dog was
restrained. The finally got to the
vet hospital. He got to the vet
doctor for consultation. Right
away the doctor put on his
medical shrubs with a breast
pocket to hold supplies. He also
put on his gloves to avoid
contact with veneral diseases.
The dog was restrained so he
was able to do his job. He made
use of his lens to check for
ectoparasites and possible areas
where their was infliction be it
injury or laceration so he could
give a precise diagnosis. After
the days exercise, john went
back home. On his way home he
couldn’t avoid the sight of the
suya meat sold around the street
corner. The suya was grilled
seasoned with peppers, spices
and mixed vegetables. He ate it
as he strolled down home.
Funny john never thought about
a lot of things but some how the
portrait gets painted. What a
day.
Later in the future, john married
nurse jane, le left Sandra due to
irreconcilable differences , john
discovers she had flings with the
despatch rider who normally
drop letter at johns door post..
Sarah married mr peter, Drei got
married . catherine died after a
brief illness. Not forgetting johns
dog, she got a new friend, a
terrier with both of them barking
and disturbing the
neighbourhood all day.
 REALITY
James wakes up and all he
could remember was that he had
a long dream . it was a long
dream . his namejohn in his
dream , his mum was Sarah who
was living in america in short he
was living above average in his
dream but as he woke up he got
back to his senses that he wasn't
who he was in his dream and he
noticed that things weren't
obviously changed in his reality.
It was a long dream filled with
happiness, drama
patheticness , heartbreaks and
all sort.Immediately james woke
up, he held the room trying to
sweep his room while
girlfriend named awero
doing the cooking with fire wood
at the backyard.James's
girlfriend had helped him with
laundry a day earl and the
rainfell heavily which disturbed
the clothes from drying up, as a
result she had to leave the
clothes outside overnight for it to
get dried with the night dew's in
the absence of the days sun to
get the clothes free of water. On
the wall of James's small room
was the conventional clock circle
in shape which indicated that
the time was twelve o'clock . He
,
forgot himself because he woke
up late after a deep exhausting
sleep dreaming of himself falling
from a very high place which was
his
like as if he was drowning . At
was
the back of his mind he knew
that it was the sign of malaria
after the tedious work he did at
the farm a day before. And it was
awkward for his girlfriend named
Awero to see him doing the chore
at that hour of the day. James
was very fair in complexion. He
could almost be called a
whiteman 'oyibo' because he was
very handsome a handful. And
he was hardworking only that
his parents were poor and not
that buoyant enough to send
him to the best of schools . He
lived in the village for twenty
years but once in a while he
visited the urban area where his
relatives lived, LAGOS to be
precise. His dad's name was
jacob and his mum was Judith.
It was a coincidence seeing that
his parents shared the first letter
of the alphabet as part of their
name. Once in a while when they
are together, they both crack
jokes on it. Jacob was a security
man at a post office in the village
of AJETELE located in ekiti.
Ekiti is a very nice place which
entertained a lot of tourist and
foreigners the place to see the
famous waterfall named Erijesha
waterfall which both citizens and
visitors found to be fascinating.
It wasn't much of a big deal to
James because he was used to
visiting the place and as
matter of fact he was a security
man at the place. James always
had it in mind to become a
medical doctor but money on the
other hand was a limiting factor.
His dad had not much on him at the city. Unfortunately, a year
only the money to take care of after she graduated from
his home and the family. Judith secondary school, she learn that
was a trader, she sold rice and her aunt died after a brief
beans at the market. Asides from illness. So the fashion dream of
rice that she sells she also sells her was cut short. Back in the
garri. That was her part- time village the major work that
job, after harvesting the garri in thrived was farming and fishing,
the form of cassava she uses the creat or really blessed the
them to manufacture garri, and village with a lot of water which
takes it to the market to sell. made fishing possible. There
James often helps his mother at young children swimming with
the farm to plant cassava and their pants or without, with no
sometimes Awero help James's clothes on them. They swam like
mum in processing the garri fishes. After a little swimming
a when it's been smoked on fire. they get their fishing hooks and
Awero was very beautiful and nets to catch fishes that they
had not much education but she would either cook or take home
aspired to become a fashion to their parents. Some children
designers by the help of her aunt even use that fishing means to
who does fashion work big time fund their education.
Immediately they are done with
classworks, they patrol straight
down to the river to fetch fishes
that they Would take to the
market for sell. And it was a
cyclical day to day activity which
the children were involved in.
And it looked like fishes were
natural resources to them.
Sometimes their teacher used to
catch students who default by
sneaking out of the school to
play in the river. James finally
finished sweeping and dusted
the dining table in readiness for
the food awero was cooking to be
put on the table. But before
James finished with the chores,
AWERO walked in and was
shocked at his sweeping
flamboyance, then immediately
collected the broom from him
that from where she came from if
man sweeps in the afternoon he
might end up being impotent.
James replied, it is becoming too
much of your superstitious
believes, it's just a broom. Hope
if I break my mirror you wont
say that bad things will happen
to me seven times. Don't say
that James, but one shouldn't do
away with some believes because
they exist. But I will change and
try to reduce it. After the short
sermon, Awero poured the
pounded yam into the plate and
the vegetable soup that she
cooked into the second plate for
James to eat. When she was
done, she went to the kitchen to
get water that he would use to
wash his hands just like
ablution. She also got the cup
and the bottle of water. As she
washed her hands and was
about to put the first roll into
her mouth, she was interrupted
by James. Letuspray. And she
readjusted herself waiting for the
prayer. In Jesus name, God we
thank you for this meal because
some have food but cannot eat
and some cane at but have no
food, we have food and we can
eat, glory be to the lord. Amen.
And they both opened their eyes.
Awero replied James has blessed
the food and it is time to eat,
hope the insects wont bless the
food too. Talking of insects, the
rate at which mosquitoes ply the
room is too much. I think i will
have to get mosquito coil when saying Awero, you are a great see how they are doing. When
am going out to see a friend cook. You won't have problem will you be leaving asked Awero,
because I think the vampires when you get to your husband's that will be on Friday after work
have sucked enough blood and house. On hearing that she so I can spend the weekend with
with the mosquito coil all hands raised eyebrow and said are you them. That will be great Awero
will be on deck was into curtail not my husband only that we are responded. When they were done
their infiltration into my room. not married. James laughed over with the food, Awero left the
You are very funny, James it but wasn't really moved by it, dining table for the kitchen with
smiled at Awero saying, see the in his mind he was thinking that the used plates, on getting to the
way you are talking to the he was just twenty years old and kitchen, Awero noticed that
mosquitoes as if you are he was still very much young. water wasn't coming out of the
referring to thieves. James now And marriage was not in his tap, so she had to use the
buttressed making it look real menu for now. But awero droppings from the roof, which
life it's analysis. It is true believed they were in a was the water from the rainfall of
because mosquitoes take what is commitment. John said to lastnight. While she was
not theirs. Awero, enough of the awero, I will need to visit my washing, James was cleaning
mosquitoes let's eat. After parents in Ajetele because by up, preparing to move out to his
masticating two balls of pounded now they should be worried that friends house. When he finished
yam including the vegetable they have not heard from me in dressing up Awero stamped
soup. James began to use his a longwhile. Likewise me too I James face with a kiss and said
left hand to tickle his girlfriend will have to visit my parents to go well. James had very few
friends and his very real friend was a chainsmoker but kept it parents replied in an exclamative
was named Johnson who was a away from his boss. And made a manner. But unfortunately
very studious person. His wavering promise to himself that Johnson is not yet back from
parents were also impoverished one day he would quit smoking work, he will be home in the next
so he had to make do with the cold turkey. He was two years thirty minutes. Hope you don't
resources he could lay his hands older than James and he had a mind waiting a little while. Sure
on. James and Johnson were tall posture but he was sir, James answered. But you
very close, the numbers five and distinctively darker than his can keep yourself busy with my
six can be used to describe their friend. You could call him TDH newspaper. Oh thanks sir. It is
closeness. Johnson was also a meaningtall, dark and on the table. Immediately James
science student and he intended handsome. reached for it and started
to go to the university one day scanning through it. He saw
James arrived at Johnson's
with divine providence and some interesting things that
place in the afternoon and met
support. He was a cobbler back caught his eyes and he saw the
Johnson's absence but he met
at the village mending and university admission
his parents. Johnsons dad and
learning how to make shoes, an matriculation board, taking
mum were pleased to meet
apprentice to be precise. And students that qualified for the
James and welcomed him into
most importantly he was university. Right there in his
their house. Goodday ma,
trustworthy and his boss could mind he prayed that he would be
gooddaysir, James greeted.
vouch for his competence when qualified and hope very soon he
Goodday my son Johnson's
he is given a shoe job to do. He would gather some coins
together to buy the jamb form.
And at the end of the newspaper
their were jokes that James that
James read and it was very
funny and hilarious. Suddenly,
james deeped his hand into his
pocket and brought out his
newly bought mobile phone to
press his phone. He was
fascinated with the games in his
phone and he immediately gave
his uncle a call.
That'shisuncleinLagoswho he
called to know his well being.
But he wasn't picking up. In
James mind he felt may be he
was very busy. His uncles name
was uncle FRED, uncle Fred was
a wealthy man who was into
import and export business. He
was blessed with three kid and
his firstborn was in the James and Johnson greeted
university his name was Joshua. themselves in the best of being
his two sister were named Janet gentlemanly. James my friend,
and June. They say the beautiful what brings an elephant into my
ones are not yet born but his house, an elephant that can fly
sisters were so beautiful that it so high into the sky and the bed
won't mean anything if they were wouldn't wobble, said Johnson.
named beautiful. While James And who greets a black
was busy playing the games he monamonkey who is tall dark
had on his phone, his friend and handsome, it can only be
Johnson walks in with some me, James replied. And they
bags of shoes and his work too l laughed together at the
was in his second hand when he sametime.
reached the door he lowered a
It's been a while I have seen you
little bit to drop his paraphenalia
man, how is work and all.
by one side of the door. His dad
Security work is fine replied
was brushing his teeth with
James, I even feel like learning
chewing stick while his mum
shoe work from you said jokingly
was cooking at the backyard.
to Johnson. I know you are
joking friend cos you will have to
be my apprentice, you knowfully
well that am someone's
apprentice. James replied,
cannot work under you, over my
deadbody. Then Johnson replied
it is above your living body. But
come to think of it, I once dream
of having a white cobbler boss
who regularly spank my head
whenever I mess up. They both
laughed had. James said over
my dead body, but whites were
once racists but they
changed. But I wish to visit
America when I grow up, then
Johnson replied, that's
bombshell I have been trying to
let out to you. I heard there is a
raffledraw for American travel
coming up in town. It's the
American that brought it to our
side to make us also share in the of wife what about your girlfriend
opportunity. I just want to tell Jennifer? That lady is a very
I you I have bought five tickets for funny person. She's supposed to
my family. I mixed five different be a comedian. Her English
names of mine. So anyone that nearly gives me heartattack. She
comes up I go for it. Then James must have visited the dentists
again readjusted his seat and several times to change her
said, seet his' Army robber', how dentition whenever she
come you have five different pronounces those big vocabulary
names,! Am sure you added your of hers. It would look like the
mothers surname when she was world wants to fall from a cliff. At
not yet married, yes Johnson that Johnson grinned widely and
have replied, how did you know. You responded, that's true but she
know warri no dey carry last. has reduced the way she
Answers Johnson. But females diffused her bomb. She has gone
a are trying, they choose to live to stay with her aunty in Lagos
with a man and bear his name for the secondary school
for the rest of their lives and valedictory services. That girl will
bear a name that is not go far if she gives comedy a shot.
theirs.Yes o! That is life, that is Enough of Jennifer, what about
how their life is written. Talking awero, I foresee both of you tying
the knot in no time, like my constant such as temperature he said your countenance is
younger sister used to say and pressure, the equilibrium provoking.
"husband and wife close your will tend to shift so as to annul
So anytime if anyone defaulted
eyes and kiss yourselves, James the effect of change!. That
in class, he included me as part
smiled, she just left my place not chemistry teacher really
of the scapegoats. "in his words,
quite long. Anything can happen grounded us in that course, you
this people will serve as a
and I still want to further my remember when he said if
deterrent to others" but you
education. I wish to become a anyone offered him free sex, that
would think he wants to release
medical doctor someday. You his reply would be capital "no".
you from taking the punishment,
know everything in life has to be That man is very strict with
and you be like, thank God he
in equilibrium. John mutters. ladies and he is very
will release us, then he will say
Hmm, talking of equilibrium you hardworking. Only God knows if
But then get me a stick.
remember le chatiliers principle, he would by now be in SHELL
that was a course in chemistry petroleum company. Johnson James laughed and smiled with
we really lived, they both replied God keeps him anywhere his cheek bone almost forming a
laughed and said at once, it he his. But my worst teacher very large bumpy contour that it
states that if a system is in was MR Ogunde because he was almost coming out of his
equilibrium and one of the really was my enemy. He said face. Then James throws in his
factors involved in the blatantly that he hated me own, you remember when
equilibrium is altered regarding because of my face" in his words jasmine broke a bunk and the
the physical quantities kept principal talked about it on the
assembly ground that we are
getting sick and tired of you
students vandalizing the school
property. Even if an elephant
jumps high into the sky and
lands on the same bunk, the bed
wouldn't wobble but I guess we
are breeding animals that are
larger than the world's current
largest animal. At that, James
and Johnson both laughed hard
and seriously that it called the
attention of Johnson's sister.
June, she immediately greeted
James and said Good afternoon
uncle James, good afternoon,
you are now a big girl. You are
even almost taller than me, if I
may ask, how old are you, am
thirteen years old. James jaws
opened widely in amazement.
What are you giving this girl?
She has a very fast growth, she
has already turned to an adult at
the age of thirteen.
Johnson replied if I see you any
close to my sister I will castrate
you. Waoh waoh waoh, Johnson
that's too far shes just a little
girl. I don't trust you james. OK
close the chapter. Then June left
both of them and went directly
into the kitchen to pick her plate
of rice and stew with mish mash
of beans and spaghetti. When
she returned James was already
intoxicated by the aroma of her
food and then James replied
hope the food has got
spoons because I am interested
in your meal. She smiled at
James staring at him and they
both smiled at each other.
At that Johnson mum and dad
Then
were sorted in the dining table,
they were engulfed in the meal
that Johnson's dad forgot to call
Johnson to join them.
James readjusted his sit and
then touched Johnson on his
shoulder with the tip of his
finger. Johnson replied what's
that, James responded there is
something I want to tell you, I
am planning on leaving for the
city to further my education. I
have given my uncle a call but
two he is not picking but I will call
him later maybe in the next two
hours. You know he is my only
uncle and he his my hope of
gaining admission into
university. I plan on writing
jamb this year. The
admission matriculation board
examination will take place in
the next two months, September
precisely. The only thing am
capable of doing for now is using
my savings to get the JAMB
form. The monthly contribution
is now my turn, how is the
contribution sef being
asked Johnson.
continued let's put it this way.
We are five in number, you
donate any amount monthly, it
is for a specific period of months,
let's say six months. You all
ballot by writing numbers in a
piece of paper six in number, the
numbers covered are
the thrown like the way a traditional
die is been thrown. After that is
joint done, you will be asked to pick a
number. The number that you
see in the paper is the month
that the total contribution will be
given to you by the whole six
persons. That is interesting I will
try that with my city workers.
Johnson said to James.
It was around six in the evening
done,
and suddenly Nepa brought light
James
after three days of taking the
light. Then June shouted up
Nepa. Johnsons dad again
started his usual sermon about
Nigerian electricity. This country
can never be like america the
country he has never been before
that he catches a glimpse of how
being
it is in the television. Then
followed by the imaginary
smooth road that he often
describes about America. Then
the whole family will mumour to
daddy's speech after his trance
that welcome back to Nigeria.
James stood up to stretch his
back and reminded Johnson of
the time as it was running out.
Then James departed from his
house. While he was going on
his way he saw puddles on the
road signifying that their was
rainfall and it was like a surprise
to him that while he was in the
house with Johnson he never felt
the rainfalling. Then finally he
found a commercial motor cycle
after few minutes of trekking. He
finally got home and he met an that the time was nine oclock. university. He was studying
empty room because AWERO Ahh, see how timeflies, if it was medicine but medicine was
had already returned to her a person it will never be a friend seven years and he thought of it
place. He immediately went for to anyone. He said to himself at that time there was strike,
his dried clothes and pressed it while unbuttoning his shirt and university of academic staff
with pressing iron because he so when he was done undressing he strike but he didn't want to turn
much didn't make Nepa they lied on his bed which was grey hair in school, so he
were unpredictable. After five perfectly and smoothly laid by decided to change his course to
minutes of ironing and his AWERO, to him she was a very biochemistry. so he did,
smooth uniform was being hardworking person who was fit biochemistry was a four year
placed on hangar NEPA took the to be called a wife (wifefigure). course which was also very
light. He felt indifferent because But he also felt the need to move interesting. He had challenges
it was Nigeria's identity for on because he still had a whole with his subjects such as
epileptic power supply. Luckily lot a head of him. His school, pharmaceutical biochemistry but
for him his rechargeable lamp jamb, and future. While thinking along the line he recovered
was already charged so he was of all this in his small cranium because he engaged in tutorial
able to use it to see and do the he dozed off and snored loudly classes after lectures. He became
days round ups before he raised till the next day. a brainy with the help of the
his head on the bed to sleep. He tutorials and ladies were chasing
Two years later john was already
yawned heavily and gazed at the him all over the campus because
in his second year in the
round wall clock which indicated he was very brlliant. He was
never broke nor bored because quality of working as a team. leaving the hall after bch316
he had many friends who he "teamleader". In his three lectures when his phone rang.
could count on most especially hundred level, he received a call Johnson where are you. Am at
when the chips were down in from Johnson telling him that he the carpark. I will be there
school. And he didn't hesitate to was in Nigeria after spending shortly. On seeing him, they
call his parents during his free three years in america. Hello embraced each other and
periods. After the semester they johnson, how are you. Am fine, reminded themselves of the good
did examination and he didn't long time. This number you are olddays which they shared
have any carry over in his using to call me is not a Nigerian together as they entered
course. Despite the fact that he number. Yes, its my number Johnsons Chevrolet, Johnson
had AWERO at the early part of that I use in america but am steered out of the premises.
his life, he was very shy and currently in Nigeria. That's good. James commented on the sleek
indulged in masturbating am in school. I will pay you a interior of Johnsons car that it
frequently. It was a very tough visiton Thursday. That will be was worldclass. Its nothing
one. He had friends that were great. On Thursday, Johnson compared to the ones I have in
outspoken that normally had sex drove to James school and Atlanta. You mean you leave in
with at least two girls in a week parked at the car park. He Atlanta, yes, its a very popular
but he was always envious of slightly turned off the ignition, place in america, thanks to the
them. At a point his social life while his radio kept playing. it lottery. wow, that's interesting.
was in level zero but he had a was ekoFM, he immediately June is also in the states with
spark of leadership in him and beeped James. James was
mum but dad chose to stay in James replied. Talking of needed to go our separate ways.
Nigeria. delicious meal. Am farmished, is thats fair enough James replied
their any delicious eatery around and as a matter of fact she is not
James replied, you mean despite
here. yes let's go to Mr Biggs. even your taste. She doesn't
his unquenchable love and
They both got out of the car. on speak good English, Americans
admiration of that land of
reaching MrBiggs. They were must not see two of you guys
promise, so he still chose to stay
welcomed by their security men together, they would immediately
back. You know my dad is one
who saluted to them as they spot the bushiness out of her.
heck of a mystery, he does what
went in. On reaching the That's true. lucky me I met
pleases him. Me too I can't wait
counter, they both ordered for someone this few weeks of my
to join you in Atlanta because I
rice and chicken and they too being around. That's interesting.
can see Atlanta written all over
their seats. While eating their What is her name? She is ROSE
your face. Johnson laughed,
meal, Johnson spoke saying this by name. she just finished her
thanks for your compliments,
chicken is up to standard. It O. N. D in the city's polytechnic.
what about awero? she's history.
meets Americans standard, I She's very pretty. You know I
its been ages I heard from her,
guess this is the best eatery in don't go for chicks that are below
you know I can't forfeit my
the country. You can say that standard. James replied yes of
career for a petty love. So you
again. That aside, there is course, judging from Jennifer.
call your love for AWERO who
something I want to tell you. I Stop saying that. She's our of
cooks you delicious meal petty,
had a problem with Jennifer, she the way with her scary English.
am sorry but thats what it is.
was cheating on me and I felt we Rose was a little shy when I met
her but she came out of her shell where he was deployed. He went redeployment letter back to
with time. I told her I would be there boarding a plane. It was Lagos because he wasn't fit
returning to the States in a few ARIK airline which flew him healthwise. then he returned to
weeks. And she promised that down to enugu. When the plane Lagos with the return ticket via
she would make sure she touched down. He descended Arik flight. He was entertained
returns every of my call when through the stairs which was by the amazing air hostesses
she loads her phone with credit. attached to the plane. In the who gave him two course meal.
That's cool. But be careful plane he met some TVcelebrities After one hour, forty five
because Roses grow thorns. who normally ply Lagos to minutes, the plane landed in
Sure. I will be extremely careful. enugu. He was so excited. when Lagos but while the plane was in
I should be on my way home. I he landed at enugu he bought the air, he had two thoughts.
will see you again before you some stick meats which was one was exciting and the other
return to AMERICA. By the way their common snacks down was frightening. The exciting one
June sent her regards to you. there. Immediately he marched was, he was able to see the
Thanks. Johnson drops James down to the conveyor belt and clouds through the aeroplane
back at his hostel and then he got his luggage. Then he asked window and secondly, he was
steered home. At the end of four for directions to get him to the afraid of plane crash. So, he held
years in the university. James orientation camp which was his rosary while he was in the
went for national youth service situated at kataki. He spent plane and recited the five
corps where he served his three weeks at the orientation mystery's of the blessed virgin
country. He was sent to enugu camp there he was given a Mary. During the NYSC he was
given an allowance of nine His job was like that of a public desk officer immediately they
thousand naira by the federal relation officer designated to saw him coming into the hotel.
government. The minimum wage advertise their brand to the He approached the front office
wasn't enough to cater for his public and get feed back from and he was warmly welcomed
needs but it was again them. into the hotel. Hello sir, good
manageable. After completion of afternoon? You are welcome to
It was on Thursday FEB1, the
the NYSC he received the the PIZZERIA hotel what can we
beginning of a new month. The
national youth Corpe certificate do for you. Please can you direct
weather was cool and very
indicating that he had completed me to your general manager I
breezy afternoon. He took drinks
the NYSC programme. need to see him for official
along with him into the hotel. He
purpose. Please have a seat as
A year later, it was February, also carried his laptop bag so he
we help you call him ok thank
valentine was around the corner. could complete some office
you. He looked at this
A man drives into an hotel. He works in the hotel. After being
documents and used his left
was tall in physique and dark in directed to park in the parking
hand to adjust his laptop bag as
complexion. He was calm in look lane. He locked his doors and
he moves towards the couch
and his eyes were engaged all in headed straight into the inn. The
settee. He sat down and on the
tune with a recommended first he saw was a computerized
table in front of him was a
glasses. He was working at a sliding door that received him
newspaper. But he didn't feel the
distillery where alcohols and jins into the hotel after a control
need to pick it up not because he
and liquors are being produced. button been pressed by the front
sense a bomb could be in it but
he was tired of reading our through and his tag, identifying him as she passed aby, with a
everyday flaws and lopsides in his name. warm smile. Then she left his
the country coupled with vision side to attend to some duties. As
He stopped in front of the front
twenty twenty panorama and the they entered the managers office,
office and the officer pointed at
tergiversatings of the a fresh breeze of the air
the man in the chair. The hotel
shenaniganish politician who condition . nice office. He said .
manager moved to him and said
engages in royal rumble every thanks. Now let's go into
hello sir what can wedo for you.
single time, at the house of business proper. My company
Then he said, I guess you are the
representatives and the comedy produces jin, dry liquor we have
manager. My name is Mr
sitcoms of the efcc telling the many brands that are thriving all
Anthony. I am from the
whole world that a prominent over the city and even the
intercontinental distilleries. He
female politician is been arrested country I was directed to your
was cut off by the manager
for spending millions of dollars hotel, because we heard a lot
saying, let's go into my office.
not even even naira on a very about your hotel that it attracts
Then he stood up on his feet ,
tiny body massage. Then he a whole lot of customers ranging
held firmly his bag and followed
smiled after thinking of the dirty from the illustrious buoyant to
the manager as he set the pace.
thoughts of a betterNigeria. Then semi rich and even white men
There they both went into his
a few seconds after, the manager visit your hotel. Our drink is
office. On their way he saw a
walks in a well made suit with a customer worthy and we
lady dresse in a traditional way,
well polished shoe shining all guarantee that all your
dark in complexion who greeted
customers are going to enjoy the
drink. That's interesting, I have
four samples which I will give
you for free and at the end of the
month I would like to get
feedback on how people feel
about the drink from your hotel.
Thats no problem. Let me have
one to myself so I will personally
give you feedback replied the
manager. OK then Mr Anthony
grab one jin from his box and
placed it towards the manager .
then the manager opened it and
gulps it down his throat. It was
so sweet and slightly hot. He
replied this jin is lighter than
seaman shinappe and it is very
sweet. Yes that's how we made it
and as a matter of fact you can
even mix it with beer, they both
go together. That's good the
manager said. You know what pay of the staff, right here I can
wewill take the product. As the only see the gross pay. She
manager was talking, comes in gazed with a look of someone
the lady with traditional dress who made a mistake and replied
who was dark in complexion. I will do that correction. That
Oga this is the payroll of the OK. The manager said. And said
company staff for the month of that will be all. Please Mr
January. Then she looked at Mr Anthony follow the accountant to
Anthony and greeted him again. her office so she could process
Then the manager said he has the invoice. Alright, this is my
brought us drinks and I want complimentary card in case you
you to process fifty drinks and need me or the company for
make the calculation and anything or attention. Thanks.
estimation of how much that will The manager responded And
cost because some white men leadrinksI have the drinks in my
are patronizing this hotel in boot I will need the storekeeper
weekend and they need to have a to come and pick up the
feel of this drink. Then he looked drinks.OK. The manager replied.
back into the spreadsheet and Then he left his office and
told the accountant lady that followed the accountant to her
you forgot to compute the net office. As she moved out of the
managers office she collided with
the buttocks of an housekeeper
who was mopping the corridor
facing the opposite direction.
And the accountant said next
time you don't mop the corridor
at this time of the day, you
almost got me on the ground if
not for this man who held me by
the hand. It would have been
another story . I don't like
whatyou people are doing. When
you are done working I won't
mind seeing the chief house
keeper one on one to really
describe the nature of your job.
Then the housekeeper boy
replied , pls oga don't do that. I
promise I won't do that again.
After a while of pleading she
changed her mind and pardoned
him saying this is your last
warning and anything you see
after this I hope you would be
able to handle it yourself . thank
you ma. She left and entered her
office and sat down showing Mr
Anthony the seat. Thank you Mr
Anthony , if not for your grip I
don't know what story I would be
telling by now. You know the
housekeepers are so funny. Mr
Anthony replied yes. The time is
pas two pm and he is still
mopping the hotel floor m sure
he was sleeping since morning.
Yes, they could be funny at
times. Then she drafted the
invoice and paid the money to
Mr Anthony. Ad the money got
into his hands he counted the
notes so it was the correct
amount he was given and he
said it was complete. Then she
said to him thank you sir. Sorry
I want to ask you a question . go
ahead . Are you not married
because I can't see a ring on
your finger . Mr Anthony paused
for two minutes before
answering then she said hope
there is nothing wrong. Then he
said, no my wife died some years
back and it has been hard for me
to resettle again, I should still be
a bachelor, she replied I am so
sorry. May her soul rest in
peace. But life goes on and you
need a good woman to take good
care of you. Hope you don't mind
if I give you my phone number
so we could talk on phone. Mr
Anthony felt she was getting
close, he could sense she was already sweating and alive again
winking and wooing him. Then to be carried by the
he replied don't worry, just give personnel. Mr Anthony said lift
me your complimentary card . I three cartons of the jin into your
can handle the rest. She wheel barrow, the store man
immediately dipped her hand held the two hands of the barrow
into her bag and brought out her and strolled down to the store .
smiled at him . this is itMr Anthony closed his boot with a
handsome. Mr Anthony smiled deep sigh falling upon
back . alright then. I will call the indicating mission accomplished.
store keeper to send someone to He kept the receipt into his
your car to pick up the drinks. pocket and drove out of the hotel
Alright. He left her office and premises. As he was leaving, the
went down to his car. He veered security men opened the gate
sideways when he got to the car saluting to him saying,
and saw a store personel coming anything for your boys, at all at
with a wheel barrow to pick up all na I'm bad pass. He smiled
the drinks. He inserted his key and lowered the door window
into the keyhole of the boot and and dipped five hundred naira
open the trunk of his poeguot note into the hand of
car. The cartons of drinks were security man. He said oga more
blessing. Then he steered out
store wounding up immediately so
that the air condition gas won't
totally escape. He drove off
marching down the accelerator
and changing gears. After the
security closed the hotel gate.
They were three in number, on
him looking at the five hundred naira
note, they smiled in jubilation
and immediately shared the
money amongst themselves and
the chief security officer took the
lion share .James finally gotthe
oga job at the distilleries company
and he was designated to the
quality control unit. He was also
introduced to different units in
the company, there he met Mr
the Anthony who was the quality
control /public relation manager
of the intercontinental distilleries given a food ticket for each day lived in the apartment were some
company. The companies of work, instead of eating the ladies who were students of
comprised of the auditing company's food he had the Lagos university. They were
department, accounting privilege of converting the ticket three in number, one was
department , the warehouse, the to buy snacks and take aways at Yoruba, one was Igbo and the
human resources department, the cooperative unit. Now James last was from Hausa . the
the quality control, the resides in Lagos , a new house , Yoruba's name was bolu, the
production and lastly the a new life , completely different Igbo bore chidinma and the
security department. And they from where he was with Hus hausa was amina. Amina hailed
all wished him a happy stay. The uncle. Not forgetting His parents from kano, she was from karaye
head of the control unit Mr were still faraway ekiti.now they town to be precise which made
jimoh also explained the had phone a means of James to easily relate with her.
intricate part of the job and the communicating with James and James only knew the mode of
sole role of a quality control James made sure he visited greeting of Hausa's because he
officer. Always make sure you them every three months to only spent three weeks of camp
follow standard operating know how they fared and if they orientation before redeploying .
procedure. It is highly needed his attention so he could he easily got along with both
important . James accepted and be there for them. James got the amina and chidinma but bolu
kept it at the back of his mind. apartment by the help of Mr the Yoruba girl who was the
He was also shown the Anthony whoalso had a flat in snobbish out of them. James
company's canteen and he was that four flat apartment . also admired her so much and tried
all his skims intact they had a
well were they fetch water
because they had no bore hole.
So they managed the well water .
one day, James was fetching
water and bolu was there to
fetch water. James said to bolu
good morning. Bolu looked at
him with disgust and didn't say
a word. She was at that time
singing to her herself. Then
James replied, I know that song
that's Brian Adams, you like
Brian Adams, I am also his fan.
She still didn't say a word.
James felt somehow inside but
still didn't want to give up. When
it was bolus turn to fetch
water. , James drew close bolus
bucket to help her draw water
up with the well rubber bag. As
he was about to draw the water
James felt a hand holding back
the rope, then she said I can do
it by myself. Don't worry sir.
James felt somehow and gave
her the rope to fetch water.
James felt embarrassed at his
kind gesture being taken for
granted when he looked at her
pretty eyes. James muttered , I
won't give up on love, because I
didn't come this far to
defeated. The next day,
Friday, James was on a native
dress and wore it to his place of
work. At work Mr Anthony saw
James at the cafeteria. James
bought his meal with the meal
ticket and sat down. Mr Anthony
bought his own meal
approached James bench. Can I
sit with you. James replied sure.
I can see you are getting along
with those unilag girls in our flat
back at home. Hope you have
gotten your bone of your bone
and the flesh of your flesh. Mr
Anthony asked. Sure, only that
this Lady called bolu is giving me
tough time. Shes so rude and
snobbish. I know how it feels. Mr
Anthony replied. Well what can
be we do. That's girls for you some
was day they could give it a rethink. I
object what you just said,
because I don't think in the next
decade bolu would give it a
rethink. Thats OK James what is
yours will be yours nobody will
take away what is meant for you.
and Thanks sir. James replied, with
a call coming in from his phone.
Its Johnson. How are you friend. going to lapizerahotel to watch
Its been ages. Yes. How is champions league. Arsenal is
Atlanta. Fine and how's work, playing against Chelsea. Do you
work is great. I will be coming to watch football asked Mr
Nigeria to finalize my wedding Anthony. Sure I do, I am even an
plans with rose. Boys have arsenal fan. Really! That means
turned to men and its high time we are both rivals. What have I
I took that bold step. I am happy done James asked, nothing I
for you James replied, I will be meant am a Chelsea fan. I am a
anticipating towards your fan of Jose morinhothe best
coming to Nigeria so we could coach in the whole world. I can
spend time together. Alright remember the days of thirty
James take care. Wow . what a henry. He was a demolisher but
lengthy call that lasted for over after he left your club has gone
twenty minutes. Mr Anthony from bad to worse. I guess you
remarked. Yes that's my friend. still need that saviour called
Old friend. He will be coming to henry. If you say so buy this
Nigeria to finalize his wedding night is going to be dooms day.
plans. So heis a Nigerian oyibo, You must not miss it . when you
smiled at James . you can say are going I will follow you to the
that again . after work I will be hotel after work. At seven o clock
in the evening James went with
Mr Anthony to the hotel. They
got to lapizera hotel exactly
seven thirty pm and the match
was to kick off by seven forty five
. I giluess we are early for todays
match. James and Anthony were
fully kitted in their jerseys and
their mufflers. Here we are as
from now on we are enemies
until the match is over. Anthony
said jokingly . James smiled.
After parking the peoguot car at
the car park. They both stroded
into the bar. Anthony felt
something absent in his body. So
immediately went to his car to
reach for his pack of cigarette
and not forgetting his lighter
while James was trying to get
relaxed on the couch. James was
lookingbround and he was
glancing at the beautification of
the hotel, the interiors and the
likes. The art work fought his
attention so he sighed after a
long relish . then he turned to
view the bartenders side. The
shelf of the bar caught his eyes ,
on seeing the heavy drinks being
stocked on the shelf. He has
been longing to set his eyes on
champagne all his life till he saw
it on the shelf and the bottle of
most and Hennessey that his
friends and yahoo boys used to
make mention of that they buy
when they go to clubs with their
ladies. James readjusted his sit
and his eyes involuntary gazed
at the bartender who was busy
checking and trying to calculate
the stocks in order to reconcile
the loss and the pay in. She was
afair Lady with a blonde hair.
James was captivated by her
hair style then mrAnthony walks
in and sits on an empty couch
besideJames. Hope the match
had not yet started because I
need to follow every part of the
game. James replied not yet, just
the opening ceremony. The
whole bat was crowded with
people both young and old men
there to support their team but
the funny thing was that the bar
was devoid of women , James
said to Anthony. Mr Anthony
smiled and replihostageNigerian
ladies don't like football only a
few of them. In fact they think is
sheer rubbish watching football
with their husbands because
they find it boring but not like
over there in abroad the ladies
are even more fanatic than the
male counterpart in some
countries. At that James
laughed hard, thinking it was a
joke. In the flatscreen TV the
referee holds the ball as he
entered the football pitch and
blew the whistle to indicate the
kickoff of the game. Everybody
kept their best behaviours back
at home because it was war
time. The first thirty minutes
was a bit rough because the
teams were trying to get their
balance. Then suddenly a goal
got into Chelsea's net by an
arsenal player. This made
tension rise in thebar because
their were only few arsenal told you my boys are not here for hand was watching with rapt
supporters while the rest were jokes. James smiled because he attention hoping that his players
Chelsea. James was very happy knew how long the happiness of would drop another bombshell.
but on looking at Mr Anthony's Mr Anthony had been held Then James looked at the bar
face he saw annoyance and hostage before his players and again his eyes set on the
within two minutes be exhausted rescued him. First half ended, to female bar tender . then he stood
two sticks of cigarette. James show Mr Anthony's excitement up and walked to the bar side,
read the annoyance in his face he ordered for two bottles of his eyes gazedcat the bar tenders
and didn't say a word so he beer. The bartender brought it identity tag and with the help ofa
won't receive a punch in the face but James refused to drink beam of light from no where he
because football matches are because he wasn't a drinker. So saw her name boldly written on
violent, but even if Mr Anthony Mr Anthony drank alone. The it, miss jenniferR. Then he
wasn't that type of person. second half started and they remembered the long ago
James knew there was no smile were all into the game. After Johnson's girl friend back in
on his face. So he kept silent. On twenty minutes of being into the secondary school days and
the forty fifth minute, Chelsea game James had read the game laughed. The bartender looked
equalized at the score of the goal and he saw how weak the two round and saw that there was no
into the back of arsenal's teams were, so he knew the one he was laughing to and felt a
post .This time smile was again match was going to end a draw. little strangeness then she asked
restored upon Mr Anthony's face He felt it to be becoming boring him. Hope no problem because I
and he exclaimed to James. I but Mr Anthony on the other see you laughing. Then James
remarked that on seeing your
name Jennifer I immediately
rememberedvmy friends
girlfriend, she was very funny.
Her English was so bad that the
bank can issue her loan without
asking for collateral. When she
heard that she laughed hard and
hard and grinned at the same
time to him and said you are a
funny gentle man. Hop you are
not a comedian. James replied
am not, butbits my alter ego
sometimes I do it during leisure
times but that's not my field.
Then she replied back to him
that hope my English is not the
same as your friends Jennifer.
Apparently no. I brought drink to
you a while ago but you asked
me to return it it appears you
are not a drinker. Yes, but
sometimes I do. That's good
because too much of everything
is bad. Thanks. Then she went
back to her duty while James
looked at the TV from the stool
beside the bartender . he saw
how boring the match was, then
he remembered boku and her
snobbish ways. Then he looked
at the bartender and said this is
payback time. The bartender was
four inches away from him and
he called her name in a low tone
so as not to distract the football
lovers. She came closer. Excuse
me , I have a problem. James
said to her. What is it. I want to
make a deal with you, I promise
to pay you your worth. Then she
looked at him with disgust. I am
not an ashewo, am not a
prostitute. Then he smiled and
said no that's not the deal. I
want you to help me. Yes. I have
a flat mate a lady that I have a
crush on, I know it is not
infatuation but a genuine love is
what I have for her but she
snobs me s lot . she doesn't give
me audience. So how can I help
you. I want you to be my friend
for a while, you knowI have a
plan when shesees you around
me she would see me as a sharp
guy and at the end she might
give me attention and of the plan
of making all of us go to the
beach. Then she will get to see
both of us together. She laughed
spontaneously without regards
and said so you want me to
make someone feel jealous. She
said no,I can't do that, what if
my boyfriend in abroad sees us
at the beach. At that, both of
them laughed hard, that's a joke
right. You are also very funny.
WellI will help you becauseI want
to save you from all this misery.I
will . James smiled and grinned
and said thanks jennifer. So
where do we start from , can I
have your phone number. Sure.
0805354321. Thanks . I will give
you a call tomorrow. You can
now go and watch your match.
James smile and said thanks.
James went back to his seat to
sit down and continue the match
. suddenly a call enters Mr
Anthony's phone, it was miss
anjola , the hotel accountant. Mr
Anthony hello. Am fine. Am in
the middle of a football match in
your hotel. That's lovely replied
anjola, okay. But me am so
bored over here at home. Do you
mind coming, I promise to
preparecyouva rich dinner if you
promise to stop by after the
match. I cant promise you but I
will try. Okay, take care. When
the match was over they left the
bar and headed straight out, on
gettingto the junction of their
street. Mr Anthony told James
that he was still going out so he
shouldn't be offended that he
would ask him to stroll home
from the junction. James felt
unperturbed so he said to him.
Not to worryI will get home in no
time. Off Mr Anthony went to
anjolas crib. When he got to her
apartment she was extremely
happy to see him and they
reached for a hug. When he got
into her house, she saidfirstlet
me show you my little kid.
Andrew come and greet uncle.
The little kid runs
childishlytowards his mum and
covered his face on seeing Mr
Anthony.He's very shy when he
sees strangers. Mr Anthony
replied I totally understand.
What about his dad. Anjola
paused for a few minutes before
answering and then gave an
answer saying he left me when I
told him I was pregnant andI
heard he is out of the country.
His name is Johnson its been
three years now since he has
left. Men are so mean Mr them. She moaned repeatedly
Anthony replied. I guess that and disrupted the act by holding
story is for another day. Then him in the hand and taking him
the kid was taken into his room into her room. She locked the
to sleep because it wasalready door and before she could turn
bedtime. She comes out of the towards him, he had already got
room to the living room to see Mr to her back and held her by the
Anthony muffling his phone. She hipsand started kissing her
said to him I can see you nape. And lifted her and on she
scrolling your phone hope it is went to the bed , both naked and
not one of your girlfriends screams and moans and wail
because I am going to be very throughout the night. The next
jealous, Mr handsome. At that day, James and Anthony were at
Anthony looked into her eyes work and James was forced to
and hers into his and they both ask why he didnt see him come
reached for a kiss. His lips on back home the previous night.
top of hers clipping together and Mr Anthony replied with
bothwere lost in another realm. exclamation I had the best time
Mr Anthony spontaneously of my life yesternight. Ok. That's
unbuttoned her dress and why you came to work late .
grabbed out her breast to fondle smile Mr Anthony, I guess I can
figure it out . James replied.
That aside I am up to
somethingMr Anthony,whats
thatspit it out. Since today is the
end of the week I have decided
that we should go somewhere to
ease off the accumulating stress.
Or what do you think. That's
okay. Where do you have in
mind. I chose the bar beach. Its
gonna be cool to hang out there,
every moment is going to be
exhilarating. Okay I support the
motion. And they both raise their
cup and said together at once.
To the beach!!! After work , at
home James went to the unilag
girls room and informed amina
of the beach visit and she totally
accepted the invitation and
promised to inform chidinma
and bolu so they could prepare. environmental sanitation day, going on. Then she told him to
At that James plan began to the populace was engaged in follow her and they did both
grow shape. He immediately some tidying during the curfew. passing the direction where bolu
went to his room and grabs his In the afternoon, James was at was. Bolu was sitting down on
phone and gave the bartender the beach with the others. The the sand sipping some soda
Jennifer a call so as to conclude afternoon was quite sunny, when James and Jennifer both
their plan. Hello , Jennifer. How James wore his sunshade which passed and she saw Jennifer
are you today, I call to invite you was quite an acquaintance. The holding James hands by the
to the beach , we will be going ladies dressed up in their normal waist. Then amina saw bolus
tomorrow but not to worry we quiet dress that were not really eyes in that direction and said
would stop by to pick up. That implying anything but ms. James got taste, his girlfriend is
will be great . let me get my Jennifer was in her bikini very pretty, then bolu was
bikinis ready cos that your bolu showing a great insinuation that speechless and continued
friend is gonna be jealous on really caught James eye and he sipping her soda. Then James
that day. And one more thing, I was kind of becoming attracted said Jennifer , wow, that plan
drink Schweppes , make sure to Jennifer. Jennifer moved worked, you are a genius. What's
drinks are included. Alright closer to him and asked him who gonna be the next thing. You
James replied take care till bolu was among the three other know what I brought some lotion
tomorrow. Alive the last girls then James stylishly . you are going to rub my back
Saturday of the month came pointed at her in such away that with the lotion, then she is going
with a coincidence. Its the she wouldn't know what was to see us. At that James grinned
with exclamation and said let's
put it to work. Then they sat in
front of the three girls on a mat
placed on the sand. She gets the
lotion and givesJames . rub my
back , please rub it gently. At
that , amina was amazed and
said this is a serious love thing
going on between you two.
James immediately pours the
lotion on her back and started
rubbing, this made bolu to be so
jealous that she left the threevor
the girls at that sight and they
all knew something was going on
in her head. James watcher her
as she strolled in a lonely
mannerwith her soda and in his
mind he knew that he had
accomplished the greater part of
the plan. James looked at
Jennifer as if she was an evil
genius. A devil in human skin
and marvelled at her dexterity
and said you are a real genius.
Now what is the next step.
Jennifer replied, the next step is,
you can see she is lonely now
grab a soda and stride along her
path and initiate a conversation .
James was astonished and
immediately went with a drink in
his hand while Mr Anthony and
the rest of the girls were busy
playing scrabble. Bolu finally
descended in the beach sand
beside a palmtree, she saw a
man cutting coconut and she
marvelled at how he could cut
the coconut so fast. Then a voice
came from behind bolu how are
you enjoying the beach bliu
looked back and saw it was
James. She smiled andcfelr a
little unprepared for his sight. As
you can see am enjoying it with
your bukubued girl friend. At
that James smiled and
descended in the ground beside
her and said she's my friend not
not girlfriend. She's very pretty.
James replied boldly in an
affirmative manner as you can
see she is. Wekk , let's go back
and play scrabble, you will enjoy
it. Am not the scrabble type,
okay what type are you. I forgot
my novel at home I read
novels ,me too James replied
have you read black ass. She
smiled and replied that's one of
my best novels, that guy who
wakes up on the morning of his
job interview to discover he has
turned into a white man. As he
hits the city streets running, still
reeling from his new
condition, the guy was amazed
to find the dead ends of his life
wondrously open out before him.
At that James smiled and said
his black buttocks was
catchy part of the novel. And
they both laughed hard. And
bolu asked where do you work. I
work at a jin making factory as a
quality control officer.
responded you must be
boss . James smiled no but
something close to that . no
wonder you have a very pretty
friend. Then James replied note
she is not my girlfriend . you are
also very good looking you know.
Thanks for the compliment. generosity and said to her , you
James smiled. Let's go back and are a very kind person and I
round up and meet the others don't know how to pay back your
found because itbis already getting kindness and benevolence. Don't
dark. The he stood up after bother, but u don't mind a kiss
sopping the last residue of their in the cheek from an handsome
soda. After six hours of beach guy like you. Then James rose to
merrying they departed to their the occasion with a kiss and said
the destinations. It wasalready dark but am not a player you know.
and Jennifer couldn't return to Then she responded there is
her place so she camped in nothing wrong with people marry
James place. James brought out more than one wife, so. So what,
his wallet and counted tens of James replied can you read my
Bolu five hundred naira and it was lips that I like you. First is the
the exactly five thousand naira. deal that we accomplished , now
When Jennifer received it and you love me. Then she smiled
counted she smiled and paused and winked a seductive stare till
for a minute and returned the they both found themselves on
money back to James don't the bed all entangled to each
bother, I just felt like helping others chest and breast plate all
you. James was amazed at her in an erotic mood. The following
day was a Sunday, then Jennifer
picked her under wears that
were thrown in the ground
during the sexual heat of the
previous night. As she was
dressing up and about to leave
his room. James woke up and
said to her. Are you going. She
replied, yes I have to quickly go
home to do some house chores. I
will call you later in the day to
know how you are faring my
love. She replied. James was
now feeling like a polygamist
because he knew he had already
won the hearts of two girls. Later
that evening he invited bolu into
his apartment and it was like an
affair between bill Clinton and
Monica lewinski, so erotic that
he had to call her to come pick
her underwear which she forgot sacked. At break time, he and
in his room while having sex. On Mr Anthony went to the cafeteria
Monday, their was little hold up, for lunch. During the meal
on the road and the traffic was James told Mr Anthony I am in
heavy as usual which made the middle of the devil and the
James to get to work late. And deep blue sea. That is
on his acceptance letter he was unbelievable what happened. I
told lateness to work is very am stock in the middle of two
grave and it is what crumbles an girls. The first girl is bolu and
organization performance and the second is Jennifer. My fear is
productivity. As he got to work, Jennifer has a boy friend even a
he was called by his boss. And fiancee who is in the united
his boss gave him query for states. While bolu is the regular
coming to work late. Then he girl who has a second boy
immediately called Mr Anthony friend . hope I am not digging
who eventually came to his myself a grave . at thatMr
rescue, and he was given a last Anthony smiled at james and
warning that he should not be said that's great. See everybody
late to work again. That was his has a problem orthe other, i have
escape from the query which someone I am seeing lately, the
could make him end up being accountant I told you about. Her
name is anjola she has a two
year old son and her husband is
in the united states. Hope am
not digging myself a grave also.
At that James laughed.
MrAnthony continued , you see
problem is a daily routine and
solution to one problem leads to
another. My advise for you is
just enjoy the ride. James
confusion came to a dissolution ,
in the face of Mr Anthony's
sermon. When the break was
over they head stralace straight
back to work to complete the
days assignment. After work was
over James joinedMr Anthony
and steered out of the company's
premises off they went straight
home. James got home so tired,
hslumped on his bed with his
laptop beside him and slept off
without untying his shoe lace.
on Tuesday evening after work
john branched at a supermarket
where he bought two iced
creams. One for him and the
other for bolu when he got home
he branched at bolus crib and
met her absence but he saw
chidinma and amina . he gave
the iced cream to amina to give
bolu when she returns . as he
was about to leave amina
calledJames and told him , their
is something I want to talk to
you about. Then they both left
chidinma and went to a secluded
place. See I don't want chidinma
to know their is something going
on. Okay spit it out . bolu has a
boyfriend, yes every lady has
fifteen to twenty boyfriends so
what's the big deal. You don't get
it , his boyfriend is a cultist, I got
to know this from a cultist friend
of mine. I don't want something
bad to happen to you. So I will
implore you for now to stay away
from biku or watch your ways
with her so that something bad
doesn't errupt. On hearing that ,
James brain rebooted like a
computer and said to her thanks
for the piece of information
amuba, it is really helpful. Later
that evening , bolu returned and
saw James and thanked him for
the iced cream. James replied,
don't bother. Its no big deal.
Then they watched a movie
together at James place and ate
pop corn till it got dark. On one
very fateful day, jennifer
returned from work and she paid
James a cordial visit. James
sprawled on the ground and his
head was on a pillow , Jennifer
said to him , my American
boyfriend is coming back
Nigeria very soon. James replied
not being bothered saying that's
on. But you know all this boys
they lie alot . what is he doesn't
show up. He thought in his
mind, then Jennifer replied you
are not saying anything. What do
you want me to say . she felt
kept in oblivion for a few
minutes of James silence. Then
she suddenly stood up
picked her bags and said, I
should be leaving now. James
said so fast. Yes I have got to see
the doctor to do some general wedding, the bride was dressed
check up. Three months later in the traditional white wedding
Johnson returned from the gown with a veil covering her
united states and informed face so no one could really see
James about his wedding plans the brides face properly. Finally
with his rose girl friend. During the pastor pronounced Anthony
to that period James had not set and rose as husband and wife.
his eyes on Jennifer for over As she opened her veil, she
three months stretch. Finally the looked at the congregation and
wedding invitation was ready James looked at her face and lo
and James was informed of the and behold it was Jennifer. He
date of the wedding which was in couldnt say a word. He felt
a weeks time. But during that devastated and went back in
time James hadn't seen thought to the first time he met
Johnsons wife to be one on one. her at the hotel bar. Her identity
It was two days before the tag indicated Jennifer, R . But
wedding and James informed Mr she never told him the meaning
and Anthony of his friends wedding. of the initial. Indeed the R meant
On the wedding day, James went rose because she was Johnson's
to the ceremony with Mr bride. But the worst was yet to
Anthony and Anjola . at the come anjola was with her son
Andrew sifted beside Mr
Anthony. AsJohnson too faced
the congregation again. Anjola
saw his face and screamed
"Johnson" and everybody looked
at her and she screamed again
Andrew see your dad?