Funny yes or no questions

1. Do you call all dogs “puppies?”

2. Do you like piña coladas?
3. Do you ever pick your nose when you think nobody is watching?
4. Have you ever worn underwear two days in a row?
5. Have you ever lied about having seen a movie?
6. Do you ever talk to yourself?
7. Do you ever talk to your pets?
8. Do you sing silly songs to your pets?
9. Have you ever hidden a snack so that nobody else would find it
and eat it first?
10. Do you think you would be a good ninja?
11. Do you ever narrate your life inside your head as if you
were in a movie?
12. Do you still believe in Santa?
13. Do you sing in the shower?
14. Do you talk in your sleep?
15. Have you ever had a crush on a cartoon character?
16. Would you ever date someone who looked exactly like a
relative?
17. If a future version of you time traveled to this moment, do
you think the two of you would get along?
18. Do you have an embarrassing nickname?
19. Does what happens in Vegas really stay in Vegas?
 20. Have you ever lied about your birthday to get a free
dessert?
21. Have you ever ordered takeout to avoid doing dishes?
22. Have you ever caught yourself telling someone “when I was
your age…”
23. Have you ever cheated at a board game?
24. Do you typically learn the naughty words in other
languages before learning regular words?
25. Are you secretly an owl inside a human robot?
26. Have you ever made a ridiculous impulse purchase?
27. Have you ever told an outrageous lie to a child?
28. Have you ever stolen from a kid’s Halloween candy stash?
29. If you learned that I was secretly a spy, would you be
surprised?

Yes or no questions for kids

1. Do you have a best friend?
2. Do you have any siblings?
3. Are your brothers and sisters annoying?
4. Can you count to 1000?
5. Are you afraid of the dark?
6. Do you have a favorite superhero?
7. Do you know your mom’s and dad’s first names?
8. Do your parents ever embarrass you?
9. Do you have a favorite dinosaur?
10. Do you know why the sky is blue?
11. Can you spell onomatopoeia?
12. Have you ever lied to your parents?
13. Do you like ice cream?
14. Do you like broccoli?
15. Have you ever won a contest?
16. Have you ever played on a sports team?
17. Do you help your parents with chores?
18. Have you ever been grounded?
19. Do you have a favorite aunt or uncle?
20. Have you ever broken a bone?
21. Have you ever had stitches?
22. Do you know how to cook?
23. Do you know how to ride a bike?
24. Do you know how to swim?
25. Do you like spiders?
26. Have you ever been to summer camp?
27. Do you have an imaginary friend?
28. Have you ever caught a fish?
29. Have you ever been to a sleepover?
30. Have you ever seen a lion up close?
31. Can you make a dolphin noise?
32. Have you ever moved to a new city?
33. Have you ever read a 100 page book?
Tricky yes or no questions
1. Would you betray a friend for a million dollars?
2. Would you sacrifice a loved one to save a dozen strangers?
3. If given the opportunity, would you live your entire life over?
4. Do you believe in an afterlife?
5. If you could know what other people really thought of you,
would you want to know?
6. If you could find out every person who ever had a crush on you,
would you?
7. If a stranger told you they knew a dark secret about your parents,
would you want to find out what it was?
8. Would you risk your life to save a stranger?
9. Would you take the blame for a major crime to save a best
friend’s life?
10. Do you think justice really exists?
11. If you were adopted, would you want to meet your
biological parents?
12. Would you fake your own death to save your family?
13. Would you want to be a millionaire if it meant you would
never find true love?
14. If you could find out how you were going to die, would you
want to know?
15. If you could have certain memories erased, would you do
it?
16. If a stranger offered to give your family 1 million dollars if
you go to jail for 10 years, would you do it?
 17. Would you ever start a romantic relationship if you knew
for sure you were bound to part ways in three years?
18. If an authority figure accused one of your loved ones of
doing something terrible, would you believe them outright?
19. Would you accept your dream job if one of the conditions
was not communicating with your family and friends for one
year?
20. If you were appointed to a committee that decided who to
grant organ transplants, would you have a hard time deciding
who to help?
21. If you could bring a loved one back to life but they would
have no memory of you, would you do it?
22. If you found out the world was ending in 30 minutes, do
you know what you would do in that half hour?
23. If everything were to end tomorrow, would you be happy
with how your life turned out?
24. Do you think you will have any regrets when you’re 90?
25. If you could gain magical powers but lose one of your six
senses, would you do it?

Yes or no questions to ask your

friends
1. Do you know my middle name?
2. Do you know my birthday?
3. Have you ever had a crush on my brother or sister?
4. Would you ever throw me a surprise birthday party?
5. If I called you in the middle of the night, would you pick up the
phone?
6. Do you remember the first time we met?
7. Would you ever help me move?
8. Do you have a favorite memory of us?
9. Have I ever told you a secret?
10. Are you good at keeping secrets?
11. Are you able to tell when I’m upset?
12. Are you able to tell when I have a crush on someone?
13. Have you ever slept over at my house?
14. Would you ever consider being roommates with me?
15. Would you come visit me if I lived in another country?
16. Would you tell me if I smelled bad?
17. Would you stick up for me even if you knew I was wrong?
18. Would you ever embarrass me in front of a first date?
19. Would you come to me for advice?
20. Would you take a road trip with me?
21. Would you tell me if I had something in my teeth?
22. Would you tell me if you didn’t like my haircut?
23. Would you share your fries with me?
24. Would you go on vacation with me?
25. Have you ever said something nice about me behind my
back?
26. Do you know how to cheer me up?
27. Would you ever ditch me in a haunted house?
Yes or no questions for adults
1. Do you vote?
2. Do you drive?
3. Do you live alone?
4. Are you married?
5. Do you have kids?
6. Do you have pets?
7. Are you an only child?
8. Do you work full time?
9. Do you like your job?
10. Do you have a second job?
11. Did you go to college?
12. Are you working in a field you went to school for?
13. Did you go to graduate school?
14. Do you have any hobbies?
15. Have you ever met a celebrity?
16. Have you ever been on TV?
17. Have you traveled to another country?
18. Have you been to New York City?
19. Do you have a hidden talent?
20. Do you drink coffee?
21. Do you play sports?
22. Have you ever performed on stage?
23. Have you ever been in a band?
24. Do you like cilantro?
 25. Do you believe in ghosts?
26. Are you watching any TV shows at the moment?
27. Have you read any good books lately?
28. Would you ever appear on a gameshow?
29. Are you a Harry Potter fan?
30. Have you known any of your friends since childhood?
31. Have you ever lived in another country?
32. Do you speak more than one language?
33. Do you know how to code?
34. Do you own Bitcoin?
35. Do you bake?
36. Have you ever taken a road trip?
37. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
38. Have you been to a live rock concert in the past year?
39. Have you ever done stand up comedy?
40. Can you recite Pi to more than 10 digits?
41. Are you a twin or triplet?
42. Have you ever been part of a wedding party?
43. Do you like riding motorcycles?
44. Do you pay attention to the news?
45. Have you ever written a song for someone?

Yes or no questions for work

1. Do you feel like you belong at work?
2. Is this your first job?
3. Is this the job you dreamed of when you were a child?
4. Do you enjoy your job?
5. Do you ever look up your coworkers on social media?
6. Have you ever stolen a coworker’s lunch from the break room
fridge?
7. Do you like to work while listening to music?
8. Do you enjoy working on group projects?
9. If you won the lottery would you still continue working?
10. Have you ever had an awful interview?
11. Have you ever been a manager?
12. Would you work in a lower paying profession if it meant
you would be happier?
13. Do you know how to send a fax?
14. Do you ever procrastinate during work?
15. Have you ever played a prank on your boss?
16. Would you hang out with your coworkers outside of work?
17. Do you like to work early in the morning?
18. Do you ever work past midnight?
19. Do you ever check emails off the clock?
20. Have you ever quit a job without giving two weeks notice?
21. Have you ever worked for a family member?
22. Do you like working with data?
23. Do you prefer creative projects?
24. Do you prefer to get guidelines rather than specific
instructions?
 25. Do you like working by yourself?
26. Do you keep your desk clean?
27. Are you still friends with past coworkers?
28. Do you regularly achieve inbox zero?
29. Are you in charge of any big projects?
30. Do you enjoy being a leader?
31. Do you work well under pressure?
32. Do you usually meet deadlines?
33. Have you ever worked in a different industry?
34. Do you enjoy working directly with clients?
35. Have you ever taken an unflattering employee ID picture?
36. Have you ever accidentally hit “reply all” on an email?
37. If there is a sheet cake up for grabs in the office kitchen, do
you take a piece?
38. Do you like working from home?

Yes or no questions for couples

1. Do you love me?
2. Do you think I’m cute?
3. Have you ever dated an ex?
4. Have you ever dated a friend’s ex?
5. Are you still friends with any of your exes?
6. Have you ever broken up with someone over text message?
7. Have you ever dated someone your best friend did not like?
8. Have you ever dated someone your family did not like?
9. Have you ever forgotten a partner’s birthday?
10. Have you ever spent more than $100 on a present for a
partner?
11. Have you ever gone on vacation with a partner?
12. Have you ever been married?
13. Have you ever been engaged?
14. Do you hog the blankets at night?
15. Do you snore?
16. Do I have any habits that annoy you?
17. Do you ever lie to avoid hurting my feelings?
18. Do you like surprises?
19. Are you close with your family?
20. Do you like Valentine’s Day?
21. Is there a song that reminds you of me?
22. Have you ever lived with a partner?
23. Have you ever been on a blind date?
24. Have you ever told someone you loved them less than a
month after meeting?
25. Do you like to talk about your feelings?
26. Do you believe in soulmates?
27. Do you like dining out?
28. Do you enjoy surprises?
29. Could you ever date someone with opposite political views
from you?
30. Do you believe that you should “never go to bed angry?”
31. Do you like to cook?
32. Are you messy?
33. Would you share your Netflix password with me?
34. Do you think my pet likes you?