Saying goodbye to you is such a crazy thing! Promise me this is not the end of everything.

I know you will

always come to meet me to get some advice and remember it’s not for free! I will miss you buddy!

On the one hand, I feel happy that I no longer have to listen to your angry rants, but on the other the
thought of having a new boss makes me wet my pants. Farewell.

I wish my employment contract had a clause that bound my job with yours so I could follow you
wherever you go. Goodbye.

I s ll don’t understand why you decided to leave the company. Do you think you can have tons of fun in
your new office without us? Okay, let’s see who is going to miss what.

It’s me to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I’d much rather say hello. Hello to a new
adventure.

How much more money are they giving you? Write that number down. Double it. Throw the paper away.
I don’t have that kind of money, but I can bribe you with brownies, my deligh ul smile, jokes, and my
friendship. Reconsider staying!

Happy farewell to you. Go happily and don’t come back crying. We won’t cry for you either.

Today our team is going to lose its sense of humor and its heartbeat. Farewell to the guy who made
every day seem like Sunday with his jokes and enthusiasm.