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New Year Jokes and Superstitions
New Year Jokes and Superstitions
New Year Jokes and Superstitions
If you match the text on the left with the text on the right, you will be
able to read some New Year Superstitions.
1. On New Year's Day if, on rising, a a. be the luckiest of all throughout their
girl should look out of her bedroom lives.
window
2. To dance in the open air, especially b. that affections and ties will continue
round a tree, on New Year's Day throughout the New Year.
ensures
3. It is believed that kissing at midnight c. wallets and purses full of money
ensures bring prosperity in New Year.
4. Pay your bills and loans before New d. to lead to a death in the family
Year Eve, during the year. Many people do not
even wash hair on New Year day.
5. In several societies washing dishes e. luck in love and prosperity and
and doing laundry on New Year's day is freedom from poor health during the
said coming twelve months.
6. It is believed that cupboards stocked f. on the first day of the year, if you
up with food and don't want to continue the pattern for
the entire year.
7. At midnight, all the doors of a house g. and see a man passing by, she may
must be reckon to be married before the year is
finished.
8. Babies born on 1st January are said h. opened to let the old year escape
to unimpeded.
9. It is said that you should avoid i. so you don't have any debt left for
breaking things or crying New Year.
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TASK 2: SPEAKING
Work with a partner and discuss the following questions.
1. People believe that one should wear new clothes on a New Year's Day.
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2. People say that one should behave nicely on New Year and must refrain
from using foul language.
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3. If you have to deliver presents on New Year morning, people advise that
you leave them in the car.
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4. People believe that Evil One and his attendants and servants hate din and
loud noise. So, scare them away by being as loud in New Year celebrations
as possible.
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5. People believe that the direction of wind during sunrise on New Year
morning prophesies about the coming year.
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6. People say that you could ensure yourself good fortune by draining the last
dregs from a bottle of drink on New Years!
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Task 1:
1 – g; 2 – e, 3 – b; 4 – i, 5 – d; 6 – c; 7 – h, 8 – a, 9 – f
Task 3:
1. It is believed that one should wear new clothes on New Year’s Day.
2. It is said that one should behave nicely on New Year and must refrain from
using foul language.
3. If you have to deliver presents on New Year morning, you are advised to
leave them in the car
4. Evil One and his attendants and servants are believed to hate din and loud
noise.
5. It is believed that the direction of wind during sunrise on New Year
morning prophesies about the coming year.
6. It is said that you could ensure yourself good fortune by draining the last
dregs from a bottle of drink on New Years!
Task 4:
Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities.
After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you
gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all
means?'
'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.
At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed
her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her
hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.
Peter, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Ken, and asks for a cigarette.
'I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking,' Ken responds.
'I'm in the process of quitting,' replies Peter with a grin. 'Right now, I am in the
middle of phase one.'
'Phase one?' wonders Ken.
'Yeah,' laughs Peter, 'I've quit buying.'