This is dedicated to

two silly geese named Jane and Billy

and to the doctors and nurses at Children’s Hospital. All the

money I earn from the sale of this book (and I bet it’ll be a LOT!)

will be donated to CHLA and children’s hospitals around the country.

—
.K.J

Copyright © 2019 by Jimmy Kimmel

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