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The Proposal Script
The Proposal Script
The Proposal Script
Shit!
Andrew, hey.
- Everyone OK?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Me too.
Hello, Frank?
How's my favourite writer?
- Cuttin' it close.
- One of those mornings.
- Sorry.
...Jesus!
Later.
Hello. Hello?
- Is that a coincidence?
- Incredibly, it is.
I wouldn't drink
the same coffee that you drink
Hey, Bob.
- Or impressive.
- I'd be impressed
Pardon?
You're fired.
- Excuse me?
- You didn't even call him, did you?
- But...
- I know, I know.
- This weekend?
- You have a problem with that?
you wouldn't go to
the Frankfurt Book Fair
- Yes. I do.
- And... you went to Frankfurt.
- No.
...with videoconferencing, Internet.
- Sorry to interrupt.
- What?!
- I know.
- She's on hold.
So.
Come here.
And...
You and I.
You and I are getting married! Yes.
- We are.
- Getting married.
- Assistant.
- Executive... assistant secretary.
No.
- Yeah...
- No.
- Something happened.
- Something.
Yeah.
Can't fight...
Can't fight a love like ours, so...
- Margaret.
- Yes?
It's terrific.
Legal.
- Gentlemen.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
- What is he thinking?
Married? Didn't
even know they were dating.
What?
Do explain.
- Margaret.
- Yes?
OK? Phone.
- This way.
- Margaret.
- Come.
- That's the line.
- Next, please.
- Just...
- Hi. Hello.
- Hello.
- Margaret.
- Margaret, well...
Of course, of course.
We understand.
- Bob Spaulding.
- Bob. Poor Bob. I am so sorry.
And I apologise.
But we know you're incredibly busy
in federal prison.
So, Andrew.
No?
Yes?
But did.
- Promotion?
- Yeah.
- Your?
- We, we both felt that it would be
deeply inappropriate,
if I were to be promoted to editor...
- Editor.
...while we were...
So.
- Sitka.
- Sitka.
- Alaska.
- Alaska?
- Yeah.
- Yes, yes.
OK.
- Thank you.
- Hello?
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
Gonna be fun.
I'll be checking up on you.
You got it.
What? What?
Genius! Genius.
He completely fell for it.
I was serious.
- Bye-bye, Margaret.
- Andrew!
Fine.
- Does this work for you?
- Oh, I like this. Yeah.
- Andrew?
- Yes, Margaret?
- Sweet Andrew?
- I'm listening.
- I'm not.
- They're gonna ask.
On to another question.
Let me see, let me see.
Juneau? I thought
we were going to Sitka.
- We are.
- How are we getting to Sitka?
Hi!
- Come here.
- Hey, Gammy.
Gammy. How are you doing?
Where's Dad?
Annie.
- Hi!
- Hello.
Yeah, great.
This is my gammy, Annie.
- Pleasure.
- Well, hello there.
She's kidding.
OK.
Thank you so much for... allowing me
to be a part of this weekend.
OK.
Andrew...
Andrew. Andrew!
- What?
- God.
Come on.
Come on.
Here we go.
Congratulations.
I'm a hundred years old now.
Is that a crime?
- A party?
- Yeah, I guess so.
Come on. Let's go. My grandma's
moving faster than you.
How could I?
- Hi. Pleasure.
- Margaret!
- Hello, Dad.
- Son.
- So you're actually...
- Andrew's boss. Yeah.
Charming.
That's a hell of
a first impression, Dad.
- It's a tradition.
- It's the texture.
- So sorry.
- That's OK. It's wash-and-wear.
Here it is.
- All right.
- OK.
- Congratulations, Andrew.
- Thank you.
- Time to celebrate.
- Let's get the champagne.
- Andrew. Hi.
- Gert? Oh, my God. Hey, hi. Wow.
- Right.
- And...
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Yes.
- Yes, it does.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
'Cause I think
we should just sit in rapture.
Wow, OK.
Well...
Wow.
- No?
- No. No.
Yeah.
Fat nothing.
No ring.
- No ring?
- What?
Masculine.
- Standing.
- Kneeling.
- Like a man.
- On a bed of rose petals, in a tuxedo.
he said to me...
Who's hungry?
- Oh, Andy!
- Gorgeous.
Hand-cut confetti?
- Come on!
- OK, all right.
OK!
- Here we go.
- OK.
- Gammy.
- A real one!
- Yeah.
- You can do it!
OK.
So happy! So happy!
So here we are.
So.
Who is this?
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- OK, good night, Gammy.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Good night, Gammy.
- Bye-bye, now.
- Bye.
Stop complaining.
OK.
Completely.
- Remember?
- Can we just go to sleep?
- Fine.
- Great.
Well.
Thank you.
Andrew. Phone.
Andrew!
Yeah... right.
Darling, Frank.
Yeah... yes.
Sit. Sit.
No, no.
I think it would be
a mistake to back out.
Frank, Frank.
- Really?
- OK? Yeah.
- For what?
- Going out with Mom and the girls.
- Hug time.
- I don't wanna... Andrew.
There we go.
There we go.
Isn't that nice?
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Such a good fiancé.
Accepted.
- Right?
- Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.
- Yeah!
- Oh, no. Not necessary.
Hey.
Hey... oh.
- Yeah!
- Enjoy!
I don't want to touch it.
I don't wanna... No. OK, OK.
Very sweet.
No, no, no, no, no.
Smack him!
- I'm sorry?
- Smack his ass.
Yeah!
Free. Be free.
Yes, yes.
Well...
...he proposed
and said he wanted to elope
- And...
- You said "no".
Oh, yep.
Yep, very much so, yeah.
Thank you.
Looks like Ramone's wrappin' it up.
Go, Annie!
He's wonderful.
Oh, no.
Andrew!
Something's up.
It's best to leave him alone.
...Hunt's version
of that here tonight.
I am so tired.
Because of you.
I've had enough.
Towel.
Hello.
Hello?
Let me just...
let me just get a towel.
Just... look.
I'm sorry.
Go away. Go away.
Yeah. Huh?
How you like that? Huh?
That's right.
Get on the carpet.
Come on!
What the?
- Explain myself?
- Yes, explain yourself.
- I was outside.
- Really? You didn't hear me?
I was listening...
What are you doing home?
- What's that?
- I didn't mean to jump you.
- Go...
- Fine.
I didn't...
So.
So naked.
Just sayin'.
Good night.
kind of way.
I actually quite enjoy it.
And...
They're swallows.
Stupid.
You there?
I'm here.
Just processing.
You really haven't slept
with anyone in 18 months?
Yeah...
Who's...
- Yeah.
- You know.
- What?
- Nothing.
- Margaret?
- Yes?
OK.
Oh, God.
Room service.
Breakfast for the happy couple.
Andrew! Andrew!
Andrew!
Andrew!
- What? What?
- Are you wearing makeup?
What? No.
Of course not.
Disgusting.
You're on my hair.
OK, just...
- Oh, wow.
- Smells good.
Cinnamon rolls.
Tomorrow.
Oh, Gammy.
- OK. OK.
- OK.
- Oh, wow!
- Yup.
- I have.
- It's a sign.
Come, come.
We must give thanks.
Go.
Oh, my God.
- You OK?
- Yeah.
- Absolutely.
- Gonna be fine.
All right.
That's the bathroom.
All right.
All right.
Oh, my God.
God, I hate nature! I hate it.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
It is I, Grandma Annie.
- I'll just...
- Look around you.
I insist!
- Me what?
- Chant.
Chant what?
- Yes. Chant.
- Yes. Chant, chant.
- Yes! Yes!
- To the trees.
- To the universe!
- The universe. Universe.
To the crazy.
To the window, the window.
- Whatcha doing?
- Just wiggle it
- Is it OK if I go with him?
- Whatever you do is what shall be.
- Fine. Go on.
- Bye, Gammy.
- You're a freak!
- Shut up.
Hey, buddy.
Andrew, hey!
- Great. You?
- Good.
- Hey, hi.
- Remember this?
- Remember that?
- Yes. Yes. I know.
- OK.
- They're delicious.
Here we go.
It's all charged up, Andrew.
Thanks, buddy.
Now.
OK.
OK.
Yeah.
...definitely, yeah.
It's been a long time.
We need Margaret.
- Oh, well...
- Yeah. Come on.
- But...
- Come on.
Wow, incredible.
Oh, sorry.
My great-grandfather gave it
to my great-grandmother
Well, I...
I just...
I just wanted to...
All right.
- What's wrong?
- Nothing! Just stop talking, please!
Margaret.
- Margaret!
- I forgot, OK?
- Andrew!
- Margaret?
- Andrew!
- Margaret!
- I can't swim!
- Margaret!
To the buoy!
- What?
- To the buoy!
OK.
I got you.
That's OK.
It's OK.
and he strongly
believes that you are,
So.
Not really.
- OK.
- Now, come on. Come on.
Yeah.
Hey, Gammy.
Thanks, Gammy.
Ramone.
To give recognition
No...
- Margaret.
- Can it wait till after?
No. No.
- Hi there.
- Hi.
So I blackmailed him to
come up here and to lie to you.
All of you.
But it wasn't.
I'm sorry.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. No...
I just feel...
You know what the problem is?
- Andrew.
- None of that matters. We had a deal!
- Andrew.
- Sorry. I'm sorry. I just...
Annie! Joe!
- Easy.
- Somebody get a doctor!
- Easy, easy. Mom?
- Get a doctor!
I got it.
Andrew.
I promise.
Andrew.
I will.
I will, Gammy.
Oh, Annie.
Gammy?
See...
- Drag-ola.
- Chuck! I need you
I can't do that.
Oh, no.
No!
- What's wrong?
- Margaret's on that plane.
- Oh, Joe!
- Chuck! Chuck! Look down.
Look down.
Like... Oh, there you are!
Sorry, man.
There was nothing I could do.
Thanks, Chuck.
Jordan?
Jordan.
Jordan!
Hey.
Andrew.
- Margaret.
- I need the boxes to go out today.
- OK.
- This will just take a sec.
Fine. What?
Naked?
In a barn... wife-less.
So, Margaret.
Marry me.
Yes, I do.
if we forgot everything
that happened and I just left.
You're right.
- I'm scared.
- Me, too.
Oh, OK.
- Yes.
- Yes.
For real?
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- OK.
- OK.
Let's do it.
Last week.
No.
Margaret.
Margaret.
- Monkey.
- Daisy.
- Kiddo.
- Bird.
Top or bottom?
Who's Laura?
Seventeen.
- Blue?
- Wrong!
- Red?
- No!
- White?
- OK, moving on.
I don't know.
has to do with my
relationship with Andrew?
- Andrew.
- Very good. Got one right.
- Who are you engaged to?
- I'm engaged to Margaret Tate.
- Final answer?
- That work? Yeah, final answer.