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Lead Designer: Zac Chaney
Lead Developer: Ed Robinson
Editors: Luke Hart
Graphic Designer: Mark MacPherson
Project Management: Zac Chaney, Ashley “Sunny” Jones
Artwork: Adobe Stock
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PORPOISE OF THE MULTIVERSE
What You’ll Find Here
The Porpoise of the Multiverse was crafted with loving
care to bring a new dimension of the game to your table.
We suggest you unveil it at the precise moment that you
realize your players have seen every monster in the books…
that’s when you break out the Porpoise of the Multiverse:
three entire books worth of new monsters, distilled into a
single stat block. Be wary of how your players might react;
this much content in a single monster could easily break
their minds. Of course, if your players can’t handle this level
of monster, we ask that you reach deep within your cold,
calloused game-master heart for the tiniest shred of mercy
and refrain from unleashing the Porpoise of the Multiverse.
A lesser, more delightful porpoise will simply need do.
The Porpoise of the
Multiverse
A chipper chirp chimes from a small portal between
worlds. The coin in your purse suddenly becomes
lighter, as though the chirp is calling to it. In a brilliant
flash of light, a dolphin-like creature appears next to
you. Surely you have found it – the glorious porpoise!
And all it cost was an extreme amount of coin…
Burdened with Glorious Porpoise. The porpoise of the
multiverse is a truly unique being. Instead of being created
through any typical means of reproduction, it was birthed
by a desperate need for coin. It was burdened with that
sacred and glorious of purposes: to insert itself, seemingly
at random, into situations where its creators can exploit it
for as much money as possible. It is a great fortune that the
porpoise is not an evil or exploitative creature itself, lest all
be in danger of losing everything.
Good, Unless You Want It to Be Different. Most
porpoises of the multiverse are good. However, it doesn’t
have to be. Because they’re created out of a need, instead
of simply being born, they are malleable and can be any
alignment that is convenient! Unlike every other monster
out there, whose alignments are set in immutable stone
and would require an entirely new creature for it to behave
differently, the porpoise of the multiverse can be anything
that’s desired by its creators.
Flights of Light. When one first sees a porpoise of the
multiverse, it’s truly a life-changing experience. They appear
in a dazzle of light; some might even claim it to be fanfare
that trumpets their arrival. Alas, many may be dismayed
when they finally encounter one. Despite their glorious
porpoise and the fanfare of their arrival, they are often
lackluster, leaving those who find them disappointed and
asking, “Wait, that’s it? This was $50?”
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Porpoise of the Multiverse Multiattack. The porpoise of the multiverse makes 2 attacks,
Medium fey, chaotic good (unless you want it to be different, then
one with its tail flipper and one with its sparkly shine.
go ahead; it’s allowed)

— Tail Flipper. Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one

Armor Class 14 (natural armor) target. Hit: 9 (2d6 + 2) bludgeoning damage plus 14 (4d6)
Hit Points 33 (6d8 + 6) psychic damage from the shame of being smacked down by a
Speed 0 ft., swim 60 ft. sparkly green porpoise.
—
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
15 (+2) 15 (+2) 13 (+1) 13 (+1) 10 (+0) 16 (+3) Sparkly Shine. Light erupts from the porpoise’s eyes. One
target of the porpoise’s choice within 30 ft. of it must make
—
Saving Throws Wis +2, Cha +5 a DC 13 Constitution saving throw or it is blinded by pure
Skills Perception +3, Performance +5, Insight +2 awesomeness until the start of the porpoise’s next turn.
Senses blindsight 60 ft., passive Perception 13
Languages Sylvan, telepathy 120 ft. Bonus Actions
Challenge 3 (700 XP) Proficiency Bonus +2 Fey Healing (Recharge 5-6). The porpoise of the multiverse
— magically emits light within a 15-foot radius for a moment. The
Deep-Sea Diver. The porpoise of the multiverse can hold its porpoise and each creature of its choice in that light are healed
breath for up to 2 hours. for 5 (1d10) hit points. If a chosen creature has not lost any hit
points, it gains temporary hit points instead, because why not?

Leap of the Porpoise. The porpoise magically teleports up to

30 feet to an unoccupied space it can see. It can also teleport
up to 1 additional creature within 5 ft. of it, along with what it
is carrying up to its carrying capacity. Anything in excess of the
creature’s carrying capacity is dropped. The additional creature
appears in a random unoccupied space within 5 ft. of the
porpoise’s destination.

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