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4 GOINGS ON ABOUT TOWN


11 THE TALK OF THE TOWN
Jelani Cobb on conservatives using migrants as pawns;
a Ukrainian soldier in New York; good-guy paparazzo;
modern fashion; the prolific career of Steve Keene.
LIFE AND LETTERS
Anthony Lane 16 On the Rocks
The centenary of “The Waste Land.”
SHOUTS & MURMURS
Rima Parikh 23 I Want to Know You
PERSONAL HISTORY
Rivka Galchen 24 Who Will Fight with Me?
Remembering a father.
A REPORTER AT LARGE
Jon Lee Anderson 30 The Palace Gates
A peace laureate becomes a wartime ruler.
PROFILES
Ed Caesar 42 Seize the Night
At the club with the hottest d.j. in Ibiza.
FICTION
Nicole Krauss 54 “Shelter”
THE CRITICS
BOOKS
Nikhil Krishnan 60 The self-centered early Romantics.
65 Briefly Noted
Peter Schjeldahl 66 Excavating the mysteries of Piet Mondrian’s greatness.
MUSICAL EVENTS
Alex Ross 72 John Adams’s “Antony and Cleopatra.”
THE THEATRE
Helen Shaw 74 “Four Saints in Three Acts.”
POEMS
Monica Youn 36 “Study of Two Figures (Midas/Marigold)”
Charif Shanahan 49 “Thirty-seventh Year”
COVER
Mark Ulriksen “All Rise!”

DRAWINGS Ellis Rosen, Drew Panckeri, Seth Fleishman, Frank Cotham, Joe Dator, Harry Bliss,
Amy Hwang, Carolita Johnson, Maggie Larson, Asher Perlman, P. C. Vey, David Sipress, Roz Chast, Teresa Burns Parkhurst,
Elisabeth McNair, Nathan Cooper, Zachary Kanin, Jeremy Nguyen, Mick Stevens SPOTS Jochen Gerner
CONTRIBUTORS
Jon Lee Anderson (“The Palace Gates,” Rivka Galchen (“Who Will Fight with
p. 30), a staff writer, began contributing Me?,” p. 24) most recently published
to the magazine in 1998. His books the novel “Everyone Knows Your
include “Che Guevara: A Revolution- Mother Is a Witch.”
ary Life.”
Anthony Lane (“On the Rocks,” p. 16)
Nicole Krauss (Fiction, p. 54) has writ- has been a film critic for The New
ten five books, including the novel Yorker since 1993. He is the author of
“Forest Dark” and the story collection “Nobody’s Perfect,” a collection of his
“To Be a Man.” writing for the magazine.

Ed Caesar (“Seize the Night,” p. 42), a Jelani Cobb (Comment, p. 11), a staff
contributing staff writer, published “The writer, is the co-editor of “The Es-
Moth and the Mountain: A True Story sential Kerner Commission Report.”
of Love, War, and Everest” in 2020. He is the dean of the Columbia Jour-
nalism School.
Rima Parikh (Shouts & Murmurs, p. 23)
is a standup comedian and a writer. Monica Youn (Poem, p. 36) will publish
a new book of poetry, “From From,”
Charif Shanahan (Poem, p. 49) is the next year. She teaches at the Univer-
author of two poetry collections, “Into sity of California, Irvine.
Each Room We Enter Without Know-
ing” and “Trace Evidence,” which is Mark Ulriksen (Cover), an artist and an
due out next year. He is an assistant illustrator, has contributed more than
professor of English and creative writ- sixty covers to the magazine since 1994.
ing at Northwestern University.
Nikhil Krishnan (Books, p. 60) is a fel-
Naomi Fry (The Talk of the Town, p. 14) low in philosophy at Robinson College,
became a staff writer in 2018. Cambridge.

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THE MAIL
TOO COOL refrigeration. Cutting back on fridge
use might seem difficult, but it is pos-
Nicola Twilley, in her piece about Rwan- sible. I speak from experience. After
da’s valiant effort to widen access to refrig- reading a 2017 article about how other
eration, acknowledges many of the obsta- cultures refrigerate less, I tried unplug-
cles standing in the country’s way while ging my fridge. I didn’t think I could
also conveying the hope that creating a make it a day, but, using a combination
cold chain will improve the predicament of tactics, including fermentation and
of its smallholder farmers (“The Cold effective shopping, I made it three
Rush,” August 22nd). My fifty years of months. My next try lasted nearly seven
experience in international-development months. Now, on my third try, I’m a
work, some of them spent in Rwanda, week short of making it a full year.

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have given me a more pessimistic view. Josh Spodek
The economic situation of smallholder New York City
farmers is on a downward trajectory al-
most everywhere in the world. This is in MORE THAN MAPS
part because, in the world’s economy,
scale is paramount, and being able to get Louis Menand’s observation that our
more product to market is unlikely to government “does not reflect the popu-
mean more than a slight increase in in- lar will” gets at the heart of many of

BE A
come for small farmers, who can produce America’s current problems (A Critic at
only so much. A more dismal sign is the Large, August 22nd). But partisan ger-

FORCE
fact that few small farmers’ children want rymandering, the phenomenon that he
to follow in their parents’ footsteps. Aid- focusses on, is only partly to blame. The
agency projects intended to improve food U.S.’s use of single-member congressio-
storage and decrease costly waste—en-
compassing everything from promoting
coöperatives to providing warehouses
nal districts is also a major factor. Be-
cause of their winner-take-all structure,
single-member districts inevitably make
FOR GOOD
and technical innovations—have had few it more difficult to select a House whose
lasting results in the past several decades. composition is proportional to voters’ Your name can live on
More often than not, aid agencies’ and preferences. Consider that, in a district
governments’ need to get money out the that is fifty-one-per-cent blue (or red), as a champion of the
door quickly, combined with local fac- a given party secures a hundred per cent
tors, makes progress difficult. of the representation. In California, where
causes, communities,
Thomas Dichter an independent commission has all but and places dear to
Provency, France eliminated partisan gerrymandering, the
state’s current congressional delegation you...for generations
Twilley’s report brought to mind Amer- is nearly eighty-per-cent Democratic,
icans’ almost unlimited use of refriger- despite Democrats’ having won only
to come.
ation. In the U.S., about a quarter of sixty-six per cent of the vote. Changing
households have two or more fridges. to a system that allows for multi-member
Compared with many other countries, districts, in which seats are allocated pro-
we also have longer supply chains, less portionally to votes, would go a long way
fresh produce, and more pollution from toward creating a House that better rep-
transportation and packaging; we also resents the wishes of the public.
have overburdened electrical grids and Grant Tudor
an abundance of unhealthy, heavily pro- Washington, D.C.
cessed products in our diets. One way
that Americans could help people in • Kickstart your charitable legacy
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SEPTEMBER 28 – OCTOBER 4, 2022

GOINGS ON ABOUT TOWN

“If your pictures aren’t good enough, you’re not close enough.” So said Robert Capa, who co-founded
the Magnum Photos collective in 1947. The exhibition “Close Enough: New Perspectives from
12 Women Photographers of Magnum,” opening on Sept. 30 at the International Center of Photog-
raphy, includes Myriam Boulos’s daringly intimate scene of life during the recent revolution in her
native Lebanon, “Jasmine and Laura-Joy kissing in the grand theater, Beirut, October 20, 2019” (above).
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As ever, it’s advisable to check in advance essay the late musician’s distinctive com- mance, covered the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, accom-

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to confirm engagements. positions.—S.F. (Bar Bayeux; Sept. 29.) panied by Karen O herself.—Jenn Pelly (Forest
Hills Stadium; Oct. 1.)
Moritz von Oswald
MUSIC TECHNO Working with his partner Mark Er-
nestus under a slew of monikers, including THE THEATRE
Basic Channel and Rhythm & Sound—and on
Carnegie Hall: Opening Night Gala occasional projects with the Detroit techno in-
CLASSICAL Last year, the Philadelphia Orches- novators Juan Atkins and Carl Craig—the Ber- Asi Wind’s Inner Circle
tra and its music director, Yannick Nézet- lin dance producer Moritz von Oswald builds The magician Asi Wind is a consummate
Séguin, opened Carnegie Hall’s season with patiently unfurling dub-drenched tracks that host: a keen listener who puts his guests at
Valerie Coleman’s “Seven O’Clock Shout,” have long been d.j. mainstays. His own d.j.’ing ease—and scrambles their attention—with
a stirring tribute to frontline workers. In a functions in a similar manner—partly because a perfectly gauged blend of grace and goofi-
seemingly comfortable return to normalcy, von Oswald’s sets are heavy on his own record- ness. His specialty is card tricks, but in this
Nézet-Séguin kicks off this year’s gala with ings, but mainly because his steady hand tends dazzling showcase of his talents he person-
a most gala-like piece: Ravel’s “La Valse,” to turn anything he selects deliciously inside alizes the form by working only with cards
from 1920. A gorgeous orchestral tribute out. He headlines the city’s longest-running on which audience members have written
to Johann Strauss II, the waltz king of the techno party, the Bunker, in its first event at their names. Much of the resulting chica-
nineteenth century, “La Valse” swirls with this Ridgewood space; the night also features nery, astonishing as it is, can (presumably)
gilded melodies and mounting ecstasies— a back-to-back set from Derek Plaslaiko and be explained as sleight of hand of the highest
and attests to none of the horrors that Ravel Bogotá’s Leeon.—Michaelangelo Matos (H0L0; calibre. Some bits, though, are so intimate
surely witnessed as an ambulance driver in Sept. 30.) and baffling that they haunt the mind, as
the First World War. In that sense, it may when he correctly identifies, after asking a
be the perfect piece for bleary-eyed New few short and seemingly irrelevant questions,
Yorkers who, after more than two years, Yeah Yeah Yeahs not only the specific name that an audience
yearn to look beyond the pandemic. Liszt’s ROCK In the course of two decades, the member secretly wishes were hers but also
dazzling Piano Concerto No. 1 (with the three musicians behind the Yeah Yeah Yeahs the reasons she wishes it. Adam Blumenthal
soloist Daniil Trifonov), Gabriela Lena have perfected the art of reinvention while designed the satisfyingly circular perfor-
Frank’s spirited “Chasqui,” and Dvořák’s holding onto their feral essence. Amid the mance space.—Rollo Romig (The Gym at Jud­
optimistic Symphony No. 8 complete the Lower East Side rock explosion of the early son; through April 2.)
program.—Oussama Zahr (Carnegie Hall; two-thousands, they reimagined No Wave.
Sept. 29.) They then embraced the time-honored tra-
dition of punks blazing into pop. Avoiding Fauna
a standard rock flare-out, they now carry a The Argentinean playwright Romina Pau-
John Coltrane: “Blue Train: combustible sound forward. With “Cool It la’s dreamy, love-drunk play fits neatly into
Down,” the Yeah Yeah Yeahs’ first album in the tiny parlor-floor theatre at Torn Page,
The Complete Masters” nine years, the live-wire trio re-stake their a Chelsea row house where Rip Torn and
JAZZ Promise is sweet, fulfillment sweeter. place in a music world that has finally caught Geraldine Page once lived. Paula’s drama
In 1955, John Coltrane, beginning to accrue up to them. At this Queens concert, the band deals with a director (David Skeist) and
attention after joining Miles Davis’s ground- headlines a bill composed of beloved groups an actress (Veraalba Santa) making a film
breaking hard-bop quintet, was the young that happen to be fronted by Asian women, about a poet named Fauna by interviewing
tenor saxophonist to put money on. Two including the memoirist Michelle Zauner’s her grown children. Legacy is in the air:
years later, after exhibiting rapid growth— Japanese Breakfast and the teen-aged Linda just as the fictional, taboo-breaking Fauna
and, not incidentally, kicking a heroin addic- Lindas—a band that, at its earliest perfor- haunts the play’s present (her empty suit,
tion—Coltrane assembled a polished sextet to
cut “Blue Train,” his only album as a leader
for Blue Note. As a sixty-fifth-anniversary POP
celebration, the label has now released a re-
mastered double-LP version of the enduring
landmark, featuring six alternate takes. The In 2019, the singer and rapper Lizzo as-
record has lost none of its initial impact.
OPPOSITE: © MYRIAM BOULOS / MAGNUM; RIGHT: ILLUSTRATION BY XAVIERA ALTENA

Coltrane’s sound is massive, his fertile ideas cended to pop-star status when “Truth
spilling out in a passionate torrent of inven- Hurts,” her snappy single from two
tion. His memorable themes—many still years prior, resurfaced as a viral No. 1
heard on bandstands today, including the
darkly shaded yet invigorating title tune— hit. Known up to that point for her ver-
further enliven the sparkling session, which satile vocal performances, her focus on
announced that Coltrane had busted out body and sex positivity, and, of course, her
of the corral for good.—Steve Futterman
(Streaming on select platforms.) flute, she cemented herself as an outsized
presence in a somewhat tame mainstream
Tribute to John Abercrombie landscape, as well as a savvy purveyor of
JAZZ The parting decades of the past century feel-good pop. After again topping the
were rife with jazz-guitar heroes, among charts, earlier this year, with the song
them Pat Metheny, Bill Frisell, John Sco- “About Damn Time,” she brings the funk
field, and the elder of the crop, John Aber-
crombie. Although he never lost sight of of her new album, “Special,” to Madison
his bebop roots, Abercrombie, who died Square Garden, Oct. 2-3. The record ex-
in 2017, evolved into a lyrical stylist whose pands her confessional music to include
exceptional ECM recordings are bathed in
texture and mood. What makes this tribute disco grooves and bluesy ballads. On her
show special is the absence of a guitarist; albums, Lizzo is most enthralling when
instead, a quartet featuring three Aber- her cadences blur genre lines; onstage,
crombie associates—the keyboardist Gary
Versace, the saxophonist Adam Kolker, she turns songs of self-love into raucous
and the drummer Anthony Pinciotti— crowd-pleasers.—Sheldon Pearce

THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022 5


nering of fashion and ballet has produced a
OFF BROADWAY steady stream of high-quality dance is per-
haps an unfair question. This year, the young
choreographer Gianna Reisen has been paired
up with the Spanish neo-Baroque designer
Alejandro Gómez Palomo. Kyle Abraham is
working again with Giles Deacon, with whom
he created his stylish and sharp-edged ballet
“The Runaway,” in 2018. Further enhancing
the company’s pop-culture credentials, Rei-
sen’s new ballet is set to a score by the singer
and multi-hyphenate artist Solange Knowles,
performed by a hybrid ensemble that includes
members of City Ballet’s orchestra and two of
Solange’s own musical collaborators.—Marina
Harss (David H. Koch; through Oct. 16.)

Fall for Dance


The most promising program of City Center’s
bargain sampler comes second to last (Sept.
29-30). It combines the topical interest of a
visit from the displaced Kyiv City Ballet, on
its first United States tour, with the athletic
invention of an Abby Zbikowski workout,
performed by the Dayton Contemporary
Dance Company, and the reliable charm of
the ballet stars Sara Mearns and Robert Fair-
child, who channel Joni Mitchell in Chris-
We just can’t quit the Youngers. Since its groundbreaking Broadway pre- topher Wheeldon’s “The Two of Us.” The
mière, in 1959, Lorraine Hansberry’s “A Raisin in the Sun” has returned in final program (Oct. 1-2) starts strong, with a
starry revivals and high-school syllabi, revered and reframed (as in Bruce collaboration between the Chitrasena Dance
Company, from Sri Lanka, and the superla-
Norris’s 2010 spinoff, “Clybourne Park”) and reckoned with across the tive Odissi exemplars of Nrityagram Dance
decades. But the story of the Youngers—a Black working-class family Ensemble, and finishes flashily, with the
on Chicago’s South Side wrestling with aspiration after receiving their Martha Graham troupe performing Hofesh
Shechter’s idea of a rave.—Brian Seibert (New
patriarch’s life-insurance payout—never seems to resolve. Even Hans- York City Center; through Oct. 2.)
berry, the first Black female playwright to be produced on Broadway,
felt that the warm response to the play’s première overlooked her radical Noche Flamenca
intentions. She might have found a kindred spirit in Robert O’Hara, the The dancer Soledad Barrio—who, with her
bold writer-director who staged Jeremy O. Harris’s “Slave Play” and wrote husband, Martín Santangelo, has directed
such boundary-pushing works as “Bootycandy” and “Barbecue.” O’Hara this flamenco ensemble for the past three
decades—is a local treasure known for her
directs a “Raisin” revival at the Public (beginning previews on Sept. 27), searing solos, the highlight of every show. But,
led by Tonya Pinkins as the matriarch, Lena Younger.—Michael Schulman through the years, Barrio and Santangelo have
opened up their stage to new talents and more
ensemble work. Noche Flamenca now includes
a second female dancer (Marina Elana) and
sprouting with vegetal life, sits in a chair nineteen-eighties, as do the Michael Jackson two men (Pablo Fraile and Antonio Granjero).
onstage), the real Torn and Page never stray moves of Ashley Marinelli’s choreography, the With “Ni Bien ni Mal, Todo lo Contrario”
far from our minds. Fauna’s daughter (Laura cigarette haze of Jamie Roderick’s lighting, (“Neither Good nor Ill, Just the Opposite”),
Butler Rivera) has inherited her mother’s and Walt Spangler’s wraparound set, which the company returns to live performance after
sensitivity—the show’s finest moment comes extends into the audience with a few beanbag a two-year hiatus. The evening is made up of
when she recites a Rilke passage—and Fau- seats. But, where suspense propelled the origi- solos, duets, and ensembles, accompanied by
na’s son (Richard Jessie Johnson) has her nal, here the mystery of the young Will Byers’s palmas (handclapping), guitarists, and the
intensity. Once the play begins to contem- disappearance, his friends’ quest to find him, singing of three cantaores (flamenco vocal-
plate the interlopers’ own romantic tribula- and the shadow world they discover are al- ists). Some material is from a work in prog-
tions, though, we lose the show’s provocative ready familiar to anyone who’s seen the TV ress inspired by the uncompromising style
sweetness and its interest in the way that show’s first season. What makes Hogue’s satire of the eighteenth-century painter Francisco
homage dilutes the artistic impulse. April more than a fire hose of jokes and cultural Goya.—M.H. (Joyce Theatre; Sept. 27-Oct. 2.)
Sweeney directs a text that she co-translated references is its reclaiming of the “frumpy best
with Brenda Werth, but her touch is defter friend” role, hammed to perfection by SLee,

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with language than it is in the room, where as the dutiful turned divalicious Barb.—Dan Seán Curran Company and
the romantic quadrangle assumes too many Stahl (Playhouse 46 at St. Luke’s; through Jan. 1.)
awkward shapes.—Helen Shaw (Torn Page; Darrah Carr Dance
through Oct. 1.) Like many Irish Americans, Seán Curran
and Darrah Carr entered Irish step dance
DANCE as children, connecting to tradition through
ILLUSTRATION BY K. L. RICKS

Stranger Sings! The Parody Musical rhythm and costume. As adults, both have
The period detail that’s lavished on this explored ways of being contemporary—he
spoof’s source material, the Netflix sci-fi se- New York City Ballet more broadly, as a standout member of the
ries “Stranger Things,” gets gleefully trans- This year brings the tenth edition of N.Y.C.B.’s Bill T. Jones / Arnie Zane Dance Company
ferred to the stage under the sure-handed Fall Fashion Gala, an idea thought up by Sarah and as the wide-ranging choreographer
supervision of the director Nick Flatto. Jon- Jessica Parker, who sits on the company’s of his own troupe, she by creating a more
athan Hogue wrote the book and a synth- board. By all reports, the yearly event has overt hybrid of traditional Irish and mod-
and-electric-guitar-laden score that shrieks been a financial success; whether the part- ern dance. They merge companies and ap-

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proaches for a new work, “Céilí,” joined Chicago, where the artist grew up. (He is now winged insect’s development; in psychoanal-

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by the musicians Dana Lyn and Kyle San- based in Los Angeles.) Made of weathered tin ysis, it’s a mode of relationship therapy. The
na.—B.S. (Irish Arts Center; Sept. 29-Oct. 2.) ceilings, stair spindles, and torched columns, works on view are hybrids as well, combining
the chimerical pair are at once architectural and painting, printmaking, sculpture, collage, film,
creaturelike, with apertures that suggest Cy- performance, and furniture design. Through-
clopean eyes. The sculptures also incorporate out, Wilson cultivates an inviting domestic
ART drums, which Thomas, a trained percussionist, atmosphere. A gracefully carved wooden floor
will play throughout the show’s run. The instal- lamp—one of several pieces made in collabora-
lation in the next room is just as powerful: more tion with the artist’s partner, Mike Lagg—il-
“Cataclysm: The 1972 Diane than a dozen miniature houses are suspended luminates “Sunflower Night,” a dense, lushly
in space, at various heights. Sutured together nocturnal canvas. The meticulously detailed,
Arbus Retrospective Revisited” from “bible skins” (salvaged leather book cov- doll-size sculpture “Microhouse” replicates a
Fifty years ago, a posthumous retrospective ers), these are delicate monuments to faith modernist live-work cottage, down to its clay
broke attendance records for a one-person show and resilience.—Johanna Fateman (P.P.O.W.; pots, wind chimes, and sleeping loft. The high-
at the Museum of Modern Art. Crowds lined up through Oct. 15.) light of the exhibition is the short film “Life
around the block to see a hundred and thirteen Spiral,” starring the artist as an insect moving
black-and-white pictures shot by Diane Arbus, through its life cycle, from egg to imago, in
a relative unknown whose brilliance was already Paula Wilson brilliantly costumed, sun-flooded sequences.
an open secret among her peers. (Before she took A colorful six-foot-long moth—a painted mo- In less than five enthralling minutes, Wilson
her own life, in 1971, at the age of forty-eight, bile—hangs above the entrance to this New crystallizes her show’s many themes, under-
Arbus had few collectors, but they included Rich- Mexico-based artist’s salon-style installation scoring that her everyday artistic existence is
ard Avedon, Jasper Johns, and Mike Nichols.) “Imago,” a title borrowed from two sources. In inextricable from the rhythms of the natural
The exhibition generated both rave reviews and entomology, it refers to the mature phase of a world.—J.F. (Denny Dimin; through Oct. 29.)
hot takes; dissecting Susan Sontag’s scathing
essay “Freak Show,” published in 1973, is now
almost an academic subgenre unto itself. The
Zwirner gallery, in collaboration with Fraenkel, AT THE GALLERIES
in San Francisco, has reunited the images in this
exhibition, which is accompanied by the new
publication “Diane Arbus: Documents,” a door-
stop scrapbook that reproduces a half century’s
worth of writing about an artist who, as Avedon
once observed, “made the act of looking an act of
such intelligence, that to look at so-called ordi-
nary things is to become responsible for what you
see.”—Andrea K. Scott (Zwirner; through Dec. 22.)

Matthew Ritchie
Have you heard the latest rumor that painting
is dead? The alleged crime scene was the Col-
orado State Fair, where a picture made by an
algorithm won a blue ribbon. For compelling
proof that painting is, in fact, alive and thriv-
ing in the age of A.I., see “The Garden in the
Machine,” Matthew Ritchie’s new show. The
strange, seductive oil-and-ink canvases were
painted this year by the Brooklyn-based British
polymath and conceived in cahoots with a form
of A.I. known as generative adversarial net-
works, which the artist fed a diet of databases Few people are better qualified to answer the question “Who Speaks for
containing centuries of landscapes, portraits,
and more, much of it owned by the Met. (From the Oceans?” than David Gruber, a marine biologist and whale whisperer
2019 to 2021, Ritchie was a visiting artist at who founded Project CETI—the Cetacean Translation Initiative. Gruber
M.I.T.’s Center for Art, Science & Technology, is also a distinguished professor at Baruch College, where, during the past
which has worked with the museum on ma-
chine-learning projects.) The results—primor- three years, he joined a cohort of students, artists, curators, and faculty to
dial-soup abstractions, rendered in the artist’s respond to that question of environmental empathy with a polyphonic ex-
hand on six-foot-wide surfaces, in a palette hibition, installed at the college’s Mishkin Gallery through Dec. 9. (Alaina
of ectoplasm and viscera, with grace notes of
Eden—are haunted by their human ancestors, Claire Feldman, the gallery’s visionary director, was his key collaborator.)
from the anonymous sculptors who carved the Among the art works on view are a new trio of incantatory drawings by the
Green Man on medieval churches to the Ger- category-defying legend Joan Jonas; a beguiling, Vodou-based sequinned
COURTESY THE ARTIST / VDB / MISHKIN GALLERY

man Surrealist Max Ernst, who shared Ritchie’s


obsession with science.—A.K.S. (Cohan; through tapestry, made circa 2000 by the Haitian textile adept Myrlande Constant;
Oct. 15.) and plans for a subaquatic “Dolphin Embassy,” proposed, in 1968, by the
intrepid collective Ant Farm. Some of the most persuasive material here
Chiffon Thomas is documentary, notably Roger Payne’s scientific field recordings turned
In this breathtaking exhibition, Thomas’s al- best-selling album, “Songs of the Humpback Whale,” which raised so much
chemical, history-laden work stands, in part, as awareness about nonhuman consciousness after its release, in 1970, that
a metaphor for trans embodiment and personal
reconfiguration. In the front room, intricate it helped to ban commercial whaling in the U.S. The Swiss artist Ursula
assemblage-and-embroidery works hang on Biemann’s mesmerizing eco-futurist video “Acoustic Ocean” (pictured
the walls, encircling two large freestanding above), from 2018, stars the Sami singer and climate activist Sofia Jannok
sculptures inspired by a Gothic rose window
that towered over the main courtyard of a as an Arctic aquanaut working in Payne’s wake, making psycho-sonic
public-housing complex on the South Side of contact with an unseen pod of sibylline whales.—Andrea K. Scott
THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022 7
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MOVIES
tory soundtrack set against them—seem to
erupt with long-suppressed anger. Despite
with a 1975 book called “Women Are Beau-
tiful”). Winogrand’s defenders, though often
its heroic energy and impulsive youth, it’s less insightful about his work than his critics
a bleak philosophical work of its time, a are, prove particularly lucid regarding his
Black God, White Devil bitterly terrifying vision of no exit. In Por- distinctive methods; he placed himself in the
This ecstatic panorama of furious visions tuguese.—Richard Brody (Playing Oct. 1 and center of the action that he photographed,
and revolutionary dreams in the vast, vio- Oct. 10 at the New York Film Festival.) not observing or capturing his subjects’
lent landscape of rural Brazil, made in 1963 energy but partaking in it. The film aligns
by the twenty-four-year-old director Glau- Winogrand’s œuvre with the history of pho-
ber Rocha, is one of the founding works of Garry Winogrand: All Things tography and the politics of his times; above
modern Brazilian cinema. Manuel (Geraldo all, it abounds in sound clips of Winogrand’s
Del Rey), a young cowherd, kills a wealthy Are Photographable own voice, recorded in classrooms and public
rancher who cheated him, and flees home, With his teeming pictures from the nine- appearances, which overflows with the fierce
along with his wife, Rosa (Yoná Magalhães), teen-fifties and sixties, the New York-born devotion and reckless intensity with which he
to join a pilgrimage led by a self-proclaimed street photographer Garry Winogrand (1928- lived and worked.—R.B. (Streaming on Tubi,
saint (Lidio Silva) with a utopian, gory gos- 84) wrenched the art form into confronta- Prime Video, and other services.)
pel. The Catholic Church and the govern- tional modernity. This 2018 documentary by
ment send a hired gun, Antonio das Mortes Sasha Waters Freyer, offering an abundant
(Maurício do Valle), to stop the procession— sampling of his pictures, displays the breadth Green
and the revolutionary bandit Corisco (Othon of his achievement while tracing, briskly The director Sophia Takal’s shrewdly psycho-
Bastos) plans to stop Antonio. Rocha’s hectic but thinly, the course of his turbulent life. logical first feature, from 2011, is centered
drama is, in effect, a political Western that Farming out perspectives on Winogrand to on young creative strivers and the emotional
rages at Brazil’s governmental corruption an illustrious series of talking heads, the strains that arise from their ambitions. Law-
and plutocratic oppression. His raw, grand, director doesn’t shy away from controversies rence Michael Levine, then her real-life fi-
urgent images—and the raucous, incanta- that the photographer sparked (especially ancé, plays Sebastian, a New York-based writer
who schleps his girlfriend, Genevieve (Kate
Lyn Sheil), to a house in rural Virginia, where
he begins an environmental project in order to
ON THE BIG SCREEN blog about it. When a too friendly neighbor
(played by Takal) barges in on the couple,
the subtle shifts in allegiance and attention
provoke a romantic crisis. Sheil and Levine
(who crisply declaims smart riffs on Philip
Roth) make an edgy, cultured pair facing their
first serious strain, which is captured in un-
derstatedly contentious dialogue and sharp
glances caught in tense long takes. Characters’
voices are heard, as if in closeup, over distant
shots of them in the lavish landscape, evoking
a jagged inner disarray that’s reinforced by the
insistent music. Takal coaxes melodrama from
lo-fi naturalism and smartly blends the allure
of genre with do-it-yourself intimacy.—R.B.
(Streaming on OVID.tv.)

Logan Lucky
Steven Soderbergh’s 2017 film stars Chan-
ning Tatum and Adam Driver as Jimmy and
Clyde—the Logan boys, from West Virginia,
who, together with their sister, Mellie (Riley
Keough), hatch a plan to rob a bank vault
under Charlotte Motor Speedway. Also
on the team are Joe Bang (Daniel Craig)
and his brainless brothers (Jack Quaid and
Brian Gleeson). Joe is an expert bank robber,
Though feature films have always been the core of the New York Film Festival though clearly not that expert, given that
(the sixtieth edition runs Sept. 30 through Oct. 16), the program reliably he is in jail; Craig delivers, in the truest
includes a selection of notable shorts. Two of the best in this year’s batch belie sense, a breakout performance, springing
manically free from the bondage of 007. So-
their brevity with their vast historical scope. “Lesser Choices” presents an derbergh likewise brushes off the glamour
interview by the filmmaker Courtney Stephens with her mother, Estelle, who that he conjured for “Ocean’s Eleven” (2001)
details travelling to Mexico City for an abortion when it was highly restricted and its sequels, and revels in the rough and
compromised lives of his protagonists. The
in California, where she was living; she talks about the emotional cruelty of movie, part of which takes place during a
the legal obstacles in the pre-Roe era, the risks of the clandestine procedure, Nascar race, can’t always resist the tempta-
and the positive importance of her decision in her family life. In the Romanian tion to patronize, but as it proceeds it builds
up both a head of steam and an atmosphere
director Radu Jude’s fictional comedy “The Potemkinists,” a voluble sculptor of reckless good will. With brief but striking
(Alexandru Dabija) reveals to a cultural bureaucrat (Cristina Draghici) the contributions from Katherine Waterston,
historical truth behind the fictional elements of Sergei Eisenstein’s classic of as a medic, and Katie Holmes, as Jimmy’s
COURTESY MICROFILM

ex.—Anthony Lane (Reviewed in our issue of

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Soviet cinema “Battleship Potemkin”—namely, that the real-life battleship’s 8/28/17.) (Streaming on Kanopy, Prime Video,
rebellious sailors didn’t return to tsarist Russia but, rather, demanded and and other services.)
received asylum in Romania. The sharp and sardonic discussion touches
on Romania’s sufferings under Soviet rule, Russia’s latter-day aggression, For more reviews, visit
and the contentious politics of official commemoration.—Richard Brody newyorker.com/goings-on-about-town

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large part of the bakery’s output. Histor- years. On a recent afternoon, as the young-
ically, bialys, according to Sheraton, were est Pastrami Queen customer by about
not sliced at all before they were lightly fifty years, I enjoyed a bowl of chicken
schmeared, let alone loaded with pastrami- soup with kreplach and a chocolate egg

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spiced smoked salmon and horserad- cream. I took home some health salad and
ish-pickle cream cheese, as for the Lud- kasha varnishkes, plus a sweatshirt bearing
low. There’s something a little sad about the deli’s logo, the sort of old-school-New
TABLES FOR TWO the open-faced Grand Street—avocado York merch that exemplifies Zizmorcore, a
toast by another name, with a thick green recent sartorial phenomenon that reached
Newish Jewish mash topped with watery tomatoes which its logical conclusion earlier this year,
completely overpowers the bisected bialy. when Coach collaborated with Zabar’s
In Mimi Sheraton’s book “The Bialy I like my bialys sliced, but barely on a five-hundred-and-fifty-dollar leather
Eaters,” from 2000, she entertains, and adorned. Are Kossar’s as good as they tote emblazoned with a bagel.
soundly dismisses, a theory that the bialy, ever were? Sheraton would disapprove The crowd was slightly younger on
a bagel-adjacent Jewish roll, originated not of the still raw onions (and the lack of the other side of Broadway, at the first
in Bialystok, Poland, but in New York. Bi- poppy seeds) in the wells of the half- U.S. location of Sherry Herring, a kosher
alys—which are not boiled before they’re dozen I brought home, and would find shop from Tel Aviv that makes herring
baked; which have shallow depressions at the bread itself too pale. But toasting downright sexy, sandwiching salt-water-
PHOTOGRAPH BY ADAM WHYTE FOR THE NEW YORKER; ILLUSTRATION BY JOOST SWARTE

their centers instead of holes, to be filled and buttering one filled me with a rush cured fillets—matjes (younger, suppler)
with onions and poppy seeds, most tradi- of happy nostalgia. At a point in history or schmaltz (older, meatier)—on crusty
tionally; and which bear a dusting of white when the art of Ashkenazi food seems baguettes with butter, sour cream, fresh
flour—may not have been invented here, ever threatened, it’s heartening to see the chili pepper, scallions, and tomatoes.
but is there any city in the world where it’s growth of a legacy business. Kossar’s sells On a recent morning at Edith’s
easier to find them? In the nineties, on a bacon but also pletzls, an Ashkenazi flat- Eatery & Grocery, in Williamsburg, a
trip to Bialystok, Sheraton failed to locate bread that’s larger and even scarcer than full-service restaurant that evolved from
a single bialy. In 2022, Kossar’s, New York’s the bialy. Russ & Daughters, that icon of a pandemic pop-up, I counted three ba-
most enduring bialy bakery, which opened appetizing, still owned by the family that bies. The daytime-only menu explores
on the Lower East Side almost a century founded it, has scaled up in recent years, the Jewish diaspora: Russian pancakes,
ago, is expanding. In July, a second shop adding a house-baked bialy (with both exceptionally fluffy with farmer’s cheese;
débuted on the edge of Hudson Yards; a onions and poppy seeds), among other Romanian steak and eggs; malawach,
third is planned for the Upper East Side. things, to the repertoire. a flaky Yemeni Jewish flatbread. On
Kossar’s has evolved considerably over Fine & Schapiro, a deli on West the shelves, which enclose café tables
the years, as it’s changed hands. For a time, Seventy-second Street, closed in 2020, in charming nooks, Tam Tams crack-
it was certified kosher. The other day, I after ninety-three years in business, but ers and the individually wrapped hon-
was startled to see bacon on the menu at it was swiftly replaced by an outpost of ey-sesame candies that my grandpa used
Hudson Yards, paired with chicken salad the Upper East Side’s Pastrami Queen, a to carry in his pocket share space with
for a sandwich called the Houston Street. fully kosher establishment that changed its CBD Turkish delight and bottles of av-
Sandwiches can be made on bialys or on name from Pastrami King when it moved ocado oil, bridging the generational gap.
bagels, the latter of which have become a from Queens in 1998, after forty-two —Hannah Goldfield
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COMMENT than a thousand migrants to the nation’s about an undue burden on the border
ISLAND MENTALITY capital. All three governors plan to con- states, and expressed concern that mi-
tinue the transportations. grants arriving in those states really want
he calcified cruelty, malignant pol- Implicit in their actions is the idea to move to his. As reported on NPR,
T itics, and questionable legality of
the decisions by Governors Greg Ab-
that Northern, liberal attitudes regard-
ing immigration are undergirded by the
he said, “What we’re trying to do is pro-
file: ‘O.K., who do you think is trying
bott, of Texas, and Ron DeSantis, of fact that the places where Northern lib- to get to Florida?’ ” What seems not to
Florida, to transport dozens of migrants erals live aren’t being inundated with have been factored into this thinking is
in Texas to unsuspecting locales in Mas- people who enter the country without that, before the most recent crackdowns,
sachusetts and Washington, D.C., reit- documentation. Governor DeSantis ap- Florida, though not a border state, never-
erate the point—often made in recent peared to be attempting to troll people theless had a long tradition of welcom-
years—that the only check on the be- whose magnanimity, he seemed to be- ing certain migrants—provided that they
havior of the current Republican Party lieve, is inversely proportional to the ex- were fleeing Fidel Castro’s Cuba.
is the limits of its own imagination. Most tent to which a given problem has an Buoyed by the audacity of the recent
of the migrants reportedly came from impact on their own lives. Indeed, much stunts, some commentators played up
Venezuela, a country so racked with dis- of the discussion on the right about the the nimby message. A headline in the
cord that an estimated twenty per cent immigration crisis tends to frame it as New York Post ran: “with martha’s
of its population has been displaced. a “border crisis,” erroneously suggesting vineyard meltdown, Maybe Dems
One man said that he arrived after hav- both that the sole driver of the number will FINALLY understand ille-
ing spent three months trekking across of people arriving is the porousness of gal immigration problems.” On
several countries. Many people recounted the Southern border and that this issue Fox News, Tucker Carlson ridiculed
being offered free accommodations and falls squarely on the shoulders of the Martha’s Vineyard as a white haven full
flights to cities where they thought they states in the South and the Southwest. of people hyperventilating about the
would be guaranteed work. DeSantis has frequently complained sudden presence of so many brown peo-
Instead, they were dispatched on two ple. (A conservative online meme showed
chartered planes, arranged at DeSantis’s a woman calling the police to report a
behest, and unceremoniously released Hispanic man who was not holding a
on Martha’s Vineyard, the resort island leaf blower.) Carlson’s colleague Jesse
just off the coast of Massachusetts which Watters asked Mike Pompeo, “I mean,
DeSantis called a “sanctuary jurisdic- everybody basically that you know on
tion.” Others were bused to Washing- the left has a home there. Do you think
ton, D.C., and left outside the grounds they’re going to be embracing their new
of the U.S. Naval Observatory, where neighbors?” Pompeo, who served as
Vice-President Kamala Harris lives, as Donald Trump’s Secretary of State, said,
ILLUSTRATIONS BY JOÃO FAZENDA

part of a program that Abbott, who is “You know, these are all sanctuary cit-
running for a third term, enacted this ies until they’re in their sanctuary.”
spring. Texas has bused more than eight The island is not, of course, the mono-
thousand migrants to Washington, New chromatic enclave it’s being made out
York City, and Chicago, at a cost to the to be. There was a Black presence there
state of more than twelve million dol- for more than a century before the
lars. Arizona, under the Republican gov- Obamas arrived. There has been a local
ernor Doug Ducey, has also sent more chapter of the N.A.A.C.P. on Martha’s
THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022 11
Vineyard since 1963. Edward Brooke, liberal strongholds of New York and Cal- ing part of Miami-Dade County, sued
who, in 1966, became the first Black U.S. ifornia have undocumented populations to block further flights.)
senator since Reconstruction (and the of roughly eight hundred and thirty-five This outpouring of support has, pre-
first elected by popular vote) lived part thousand and more than two million, re- dictably, been underplayed among im-
time on the island, which he called his spectively. Sanctuary cities like Boston, migration hawks. It’s worth recalling
“spiritual home.” Martin Luther King, New York, and Los Angeles came to that, not long ago, voices on the reac-
Jr., Harry Belafonte, Adam Clayton Pow- those positions not in the absence of mi- tionary right were mouthing brittle de-
ell, Jr., and the novelist Dorothy West grants but in their presence. fenses of the Trump-era decision to take
all vacationed there. The cynical expectations were con- children from their parents at the South-
DeSantis could have sent the migrants trasted by what actually happened on ern border and detain them, with no
to any community in the country that Martha’s Vineyard once the migrants clear plan for reuniting the families. That
was large enough to sustain an airstrip. were discovered. Restaurants provided situation also resulted in migrants being
He chose Martha’s Vineyard because of free food, cots were set up in a church, surreptitiously flown to distant locales
its reputation both for prosperity and for and a Spanish-language Mass was or- around the country without knowing
left-leaning politics. The whole line of ganized. Residents gave bedding, toi- where they were being taken. The cru-
attack recalled Irving Kristol’s adage that letries, and candy. Lawyers for Civil elty is consistent, but it also highlights,
a neoconservative is simply a liberal who Rights Boston filed a class-action suit unintentionally, another fact: DeSantis,
has been mugged by reality. Yet it is im- against DeSantis and other Florida state Abbott, and those who endorse their ac-
portant to note that the generally liberal officials, alleging that the migrants had tions believe that liberals will see things
sanctuary cities being targeted didn’t been victimized by a “fraudulent and differently once they’ve metaphorically
adopt their policies in a vacuum. Accord- discriminatory scheme.” (A county sher- walked in others’ shoes. But, to make
ing to the Migration Policy Institute, iff in Texas is also investigating whether that point, they are fine with further
there are more than two hundred thou- the migrants might be considered vic- abusing people who have already walked
sand undocumented migrants living in tims of crimes, and last week Jason Pizzo, miles—hundreds of them—in their own.
Massachusetts. The other traditionally a Democratic state senator represent- —Jelani Cobb

OVER THERE theirs,” she said. “You can meet anyone had almost no armor. I heard shouting
A BREAK IN THE FIGHTING there, at any time. Mines, groups of en- from a basement, and a ten-year-old boy
emies, wounded, dead. There was a group with a shrapnel wound in his chest was
of border guards who had been killed. there with his mother and her ten-
I found the body of a shot female bor- month-old baby. I evacuated them.” As
der guard. That was difficult.” she was cleaning the blood from her car,
She walked toward Hudson Yards. “I the fighting started again. “We just used
do recon, so I’m used to not being in the all the grenade launchers we had, and
ast Tuesday, after thirteen months same place,” she said. “In my unit, we’re Javelins. We ran out of everything.” She
L of fighting in Ukraine, Yaryna Chor-
nohuz got off a FlixBus in midtown
using civilian cars now because most ar-
mored vehicles are destroyed. I drive a
continued, “Things are better now that
we have HIMARS rockets.”
Manhattan. Chornohuz, a twenty-sev- Mitsubishi.” She took out her phone to Part of the purpose of her visit to the
en-year-old recon soldier, drone pilot, show a photo of her car. “It was shot
and combat medic, wore her military twice. It’s not armored. My car is called
uniform with sapphire earrings and a Gypsy King,” she said. She f lipped
nose ring; she has a serpent tattooed on through images of her injection medi-
her forearm, and she had her hair in cine kit, and of evacuated wounded men
cornrows. “It’s an Army hair style in in her back seat. Referring to her duties
Ukraine,” she said. as a drone pilot, she said, “I can throw
She was visiting the U.S. from the different surprises, grenades.”
front; she is on a rotation in the Don- In February, Chornohuz was sup-
bas. Standing on the corner of Eighth posed to be coming to the end of her
Avenue, she was approached by several rotation. Instead, her unit ended up stay-
pedestrians who asked about her rank. ing on at the front. “We went north of
“I’m, like, light infantry,” she said. She Mariupol to help other units break the
explained that her fatigues were from enveloping forces. But they had already
the Ukrainian Army. One man shouted, closed the envelope,” she said. “So we
“U.S.A.! U.S.A.!” A policeman asked had to defend a village in the north. Our
her the brand of her boots. group of five was on the field road for
Just before leaving for America, Chor- days. Then we had street combat.” Her
nohuz had gone to the gray zone—“ter- commander was killed. “We defended
ritory that is not ours, but perhaps not the village from Russian artillery. We Yaryna Chornohuz
12 THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022
U.S., with three other female soldiers, Chechen guys we make fun of, who are fore Getty Images acquired the company
was to ask Congress for more HIMARS, cosplaying American sniper movies in (and Mazur), in 2007. Unlike the paps,
armored vehicles, long-range rockets, their TikTok videos.” She added, “I can who sell shots of Ben Affleck looking
heavy armor, and air-defense systems. speak with my daughter on video from depressed at Starbucks to the Daily Mail,
She brought souvenirs from Ukraine to my position. She’s, like, ‘Finish your con- Mazur maintains access by getting along

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hand out at meetings—shards of de- tract, Mom, then we’ll do something.’” with everyone. “I never put out a bad
stroyed Russian tanks. Her husband, —Antonia Hitchens picture of anybody,” he said. He was the
Peter, a soldier in her unit, asked her to first to shoot inside Paisley Park (he used
bring him back some Marlboros. BACKSTAGE to talk basketball with Prince) and the
Chornohuz is also a poet, and she WANTED last to shoot Michael Jackson alive. Bob
worked as a translator in a publishing Dylan made one of Mazur’s portraits
house while getting her master’s degree the cover of “Love and Theft.”This year,
in Kyiv. “I did books like ‘The Girl his photos of Lady Gaga’s tour opening,
Who Saved Christmas,’ from English in Düsseldorf, were seen in print and
to Ukrainian,” she said. She was an ac- online outlets by more than two billion
tivist in Maidan in 2014, but she couldn’t people. Mazur is a classic-rock guy, but
join the armed forces because she was elebrities sometimes introduce Kevin his four twentysomething kids keep him
pregnant. “I gave birth the day the war
in Crimea officially started,” she said.
C Mazur as “my favorite paparazzo.”
“I go, ‘I’m not paparazzi!’” Mazur said
up to date on new acts; after seeing
Olivia Rodrigo sing a line about “Up-
“Then, in 2020, when my daughter was the other day. “I’m the guy that’s invited. town Girl,” he helped connect her to
six, my boyfriend was killed by a Rus- Everybody wants me to be there.” Mazur
sian sniper.” She said that she could is the guy you get when, say, you’re the
survive his loss only by joining the Rolling Stones in 1988 and need some-
armed forces. one to document the “Steel Wheels” tour.
“We were used to trench warfare,” Or when you’re the Met Gala and need
she said. “When full-scale war started, someone to capture Kim Kardashian at
my ex-husband took my daughter to the top of the stairs. At concerts, he slips
live in the U.S. I was on the front lines onstage to shoot Elton John close up. On
and I couldn’t leave.” red carpets, he waltzes past the penned-in
At a brunch place in Chelsea, she sat press and snaps J. Lo from two feet away.
beneath a neon-green sign reading “The trust factor is the biggest thing,”
“Home for the Holidays” and asked for he said. “When you respect somebody,
a matcha latte. “Now I’m used to field they’ll feel comfortable with you. And
conditions. Usually it’s basements, then they’ll let you in.” Mazur, who is
trenches, abandoned houses from civil- sixty-one, with swept-back silver hair and
ians that the local government gave to a thick Long Island accent (David Bowie
us. Sometimes I sleep in my car.” She used to imitate him: “Yo, Kev, come ovah
said that she found the white sheets in heah, take some pic-chahs!”), was driv-
her Washington hotel shocking. ing to Newark for the MTV Video Music
She looked at the menu and ordered Awards, which he has photographed since Kevin Mazur
a “wellness bowl.”“After thirteen months, 1986. He had just left his house, which is
you require some civilian things,” she adorned with his photos of celebrities Billy Joel, and they duetted at the Garden.
said. “I have my coffeepot. My husband (Keef, McCartney) and of himself with At the Prudential Center, in Newark,
and I order each other stuffed animals.” celebrities (“That’s Sting on my boat”). Mazur wandered the backstage hallways.
She went on, “When we were in an oc- Mazur lives in Babylon, not far from On the concert floor, he watched Nicki
cupied frontline village, I went to the where he grew up, a fireman’s son. His Minaj and Eminem rehearse. Stand-ins
town library, and I found a few books first concert was Led Zeppelin—Madison delivered dummy acceptance speeches.
by dissidents, a few from a school of Square Garden, 1977—where he learned Mazur sized up the zigzagging stage,
Ukrainian poets from the thirties.” She how to scalp tickets. Not long afterward, trying to determine where to station
orders books online, and when they ar- he took his girlfriend to see Fleetwood himself. The Red Hot Chili Peppers
rive at her home people bring them to Mac and hid his camera in her purse. wanted a backstage photo with Cheech
her in the field. “When I’m at the front, “Instead of sneaking in booze and get- and Chong: which exit? Just after five,
I’m reading O. Henry,” she said. ting drunk, I had pictures,” he recalled. Mazur checked in with a room of Getty
In January, 2021, she published a cycle In 1982, after taking audience shots editors on laptops, who would distrib-
of wartime poems called “How the War of a Billy Joel concert, he submitted his ute his images in real time. (He expected
Circle Bends.” She posts her poems on photos to Retna, the photo agency; a to take three to four thousand photos.)
social media, alongside photos. “We can’t week later, one of them was in People. “Anybody on the carpet yet?” he asked.
use geotags, or show the horizon,” she He co-founded WireImage in 2001 and “Oh, Lizzo—shit, I gotta get out there.”
said. “I don’t want to be like those rode the Paris Hilton boom times, be- Out on the red carpet, with three
THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022 13
We have Madonna, and Kylie Jenner—”
“Iann Dior,” added Marita Spera,
Rosso’s chief of public relations, nam-
ing the young rapper known for the mel-
ancholy banger “Mood.”
“Marni is becoming very supermod-
ern,” Rosso said. “It was much more in-
tellectual, much older when I acquire
the company, seven years ago.”
Rosso has built his fortune on know-
ing what the youth want. In the nine-
teen-seventies, he founded the brand
Diesel, which rose to prominence in the
nineties on a wave of cheeky advertise-
ments. (Two sailors kissing by a boat,
V-J Day style; a Black man wearing Die-
sel diving into a pool as white women
freak out around him, with the caption
“Sun City, 1975.”) Rosso also owns the
Jil Sander and Margiela labels, and re-
“Accidentally flying onstage does not count as cently he bought a stake in the Amer-
‘doing Shakespeare in the Park.’ ” ican streetwear company Amiri, whose
ripped jeans, which retail for six hun-
dred and ninety dollars and up, are be-
• • loved by rappers and N.B.A. players.
The brands are part of Rosso’s Only the
cameras hanging off him, Mazur greeted in the press pen snapped from afar. Be- Brave conglomerate. “All my brands are
his “photo brother” Jeff Kravitz, a friendly fore ducking backstage, Swift gave him brave,” he said, scrunching down his
rival. “When we started, we would be a wave and a “Great to see you!” Mazur sock to reveal a tattoo of the company’s
the only guys out here,” Kravitz groused, delivered his memory card to the Getty logo on his ankle.
eying the fans. “Now, with Instagram, table. “I got so much good stuff,” he told Rosso, who is married for the second

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everybody is their own content creator. them. “She was giving it to me.” time and has seven children (ages: six
And you’re competing with the celebri- —Michael Schulman to forty-four), was dressed in slim black
ties, too, who are taking pictures of them- separates—pants, shirt, and socks from
selves.” He sighed. “We’re all dinosaurs.” ON THE RUNWAY Diesel, jacket from Jil Sander—acces-
Mazur was sunnier. “I don’t think MODERN, ITALIAN STYLE sorized with a diamond necklace and
I’m a dinosaur,” he said. “Not yet!” The bracelet. With his blondish-silver curls
cast of the reality show “The Challenge” and his initials tattooed on two of his
came by. “I have no idea who the fuck knuckles in Gothic script, he looked like
they are,” Mazur admitted, but shot a wealthy rock star reaping the rewards
them anyway. (Kravitz: “My rule is: any- of decades on the road.
one who looks like they spent more He was born on a farm in the village
than fifteen minutes on what they’re t was Fashion Week in New York of Brugine, in northeastern Italy. “I would
wearing, I shoot them. Everyone else is
a schlub.”) DJ Khaled arrived, squirt-
I again, with all its usual enthusiasms—
a singing Lil Nas X in a silver crop top
go with my father to the market on Sat-
urdays. He would always wear a suit and
ing hand sanitizer on fans’ palms, and walking a runway, anyone?—but in a a scarf.” He turned to Spera. “Cravatta?”
Mazur chased after him. “Mayhem!” quiet, book-lined room in the Italian “A tie,” Spera corrected.
Mazur panted. “Fun mayhem.” He spun consulate, on Park Avenue, the billion- “I was in love with my father for this
around, spotted Lil Nas X’s feathered aire fashion entrepreneur Renzo Rosso kind of attitude,” he said. “But I wasn’t
headpiece—“Oh, shit, what’s that?”— was taking a breather. Rosso, who is six- in love with being a farmer.” He swapped
and ran off. When Snoop Dogg rolled ty-seven, was in town for the runway the farm for fashion at fifteen, when he
in, he greeted Mazur with a fist bump. presentation of the fashion house Marni, started technical school in Padua, where
Then: pandemonium. “Taylor Swift’s which he owns, and which was holding he made and sold jeans to friends. “I felt
coming in,” Mazur said. She swanned its first show ever in New York. From super strong, rich,” he said. “Because
by, draped in crystal chains. “Taylor, right his perch on a maroon velvet chair, he then I can get not just a drink when I
here first!” Mazur yelled. Swift, who has listed the notables who were confirmed go to the disco, I can buy a bottle of
known him for years, did as directed. to attend. “Is unbelievable,” he said. “We Martini, so it is nice—to have women,
He trailed her down the carpet, just a have seventy celebrities already accred- to have a nice life.”
few feet away, while the photographers ited to be part of the show. Seven-zero! The la-dolce-vita-on-Viagra ethos is
14 THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022
still crucial to Diesel’s image. Two years pink paint from a plastic tub to sixty each, but buyers don’t get to choose which
ago, the brand’s profile got a boost from plywood panels, each affixed to the Cage pieces they’ll receive—they merely com-
the arrival of a new creative director, the by a loop of wire. He is often cited as mit to a quantity. “My paintings have
Belgian Glenn Martens. (Among his the most prolific painter in the world: been two dollars or five dollars or twenty
designs: a pair of jeans fused with boots.) he estimates that he has more than three dollars for thirty years, and I like that,”
When Kanye West briefly courted Julia hundred thousand paintings in circula- he said. “There’s an informal network of
Fox, last winter, he brought her to a hotel tion. His outfit—blue shorts, a white people who know my work. It’s not un-
room lined with Martens-designed Die- short-sleeved shirt, red sneakers, rubber derground anymore, but it’s not in an
sel clothing from the Spring 2022 col- gloves—was dotted with paint. Certain art-world structure.”
lection to try on. In one photograph items in or near the Cage (a watering His paintings hang in record stores
from that day, Fox had on a skintight can, a container of kitty litter) had ac- and rock clubs, dive bars and used book-
denim ensemble and was straddling cumulated so many paint blobs that shops—spots where art is valued but
West on the floor. they’d become nearly unrecognizable. “I money is generally scarce. In the early
“With Julia it was nice, because Die- love the idea of doing sixty paintings a nineties, before they relocated to Brook-
sel at that moment was starting to be day, and finishing them, more than the lyn, Keene and Starling were living in
cooler,” Rosso said. (As for his friend idea of trying to make one that I think Charlottesville, Virginia, and working
West, he is “a super talent,” even though is perfect,” he said. “The whole system as d.j.s at WTJU, the sort of idiosyn-
“today maybe he is thinking something, is based on trying not to beat myself up.” cratic public-radio station where you
tomorrow he is thinking something to- This month, the art gallery Cha- might hear Lou Reed and Karen Dal-
tally different.”) Recently, the brand upped ShaMa is hosting Keene’s first retro- ton and Afrika Bambaataa in the same
its already considerable horniness quo- spective, at its Brooklyn Heights loca- half hour. Keene feels a kinship with the
tient by sending, as part of the invitation tion, and celebrating the release of “The scrappiness of the independent music
to its Milan fashion show, a butt plug Steve Keene Art Book,” from Hat & scene. “The fact that a bunch of guys
tucked inside an elegant tomato-red box. Beard Press. Keene’s work is vibrant, would get in somebody’s car and drive
Among Rosso’s goals is to advance graphic, and funny. He’s best known for six hours to do a show and maybe eight
Diesel and its sister brands into the painting reproductions of iconic album people show up, and they sell cassettes
metaverse. He has always loved tech- covers, from John Coltrane to Kraftwerk or CDs from a shoebox—that was also
nology. “I was the first company to bring to Hole, though he’ll paint almost any- how I toured my art around different
the fax to Italy,” he said. “The vision of thing. (He has also been commissioned bars twenty-five years ago,” he said.
the company is modern, and me, I am to produce original album covers, in- Recently, Keene’s paintings have ap-
modern.” A new division of O.T.B., run cluding for Pavement’s “Wowee Zowee.”) peared in the TV reboot of “High Fidel-
by one of Rosso’s sons, is in charge of Each weekday morning, Keene randomly ity” and in the video for Purple Mountains’
developing the business’s Web 3.0 capa- selects ten scenes, usually culled from “Darkness and Cold.” His work acts as
bilities. Customers will be able to dress cheap art books he buys at the Strand. a kind of Gen X shibboleth, a signal to
an avatar in O.T.B. clothing for wear- He makes six paintings of each image, people that they have arrived in a place
ing in virtual spaces. working on them simultaneously, cir- where it is O.K. to strike up a conversa-
“Renzo Rosso in the digital world cling the Cage, adding one color at a tion about Matador Records or Sonic
can be totally different from Renzo Rosso time. There is something modest and Youth. “You know if you walk into some-
in the real world,” he said. Spera indi- machinelike about the way he drifts one’s house where SK is in the mix, you
cated that Rosso had his avatar already. peacefully from piece to piece, never already have a connection,” Karen Loew
Asked what the avatar looked like, pausing to fuss over the results. writes in “The Steve Keene Art Book.”

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he laughed and said, “It looks like me.” Keene and his wife, Starling, an ar- These days, Keene gets up early (usu-
—Naomi Fry chitect, have lived and worked in the stu- ally around 4:45 a.m.), draws on his com-
dio for twenty-six years. The building puter for a bit, tends to his pets, walks to
THE PAINTING LIFE was once an auto-body shop; Keene built the Associated Supermarket to pick up
PROLIFIC and installed a series of lofts and risers ingredients for supper, turns on the radio,
for sleeping and lounging. The couple and begins painting. “I just love to work,”
raised two daughters there, and share the he said. He’s a process guy. He’s often
space with two dogs and four cats. That compared to Warhol, but Keene feels
day, Keene was re-creating the grainy more in line with Robert Rauschenberg,
portrait from the cover of Neil Young’s and with the installation artists of the
“Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere,” a nineteen-seventies. “They set about to do
n a recent afternoon, the painter vintage Norman Rockwell illustration of a series of tasks, and the performance was
O Steve Keene stood inside “the
Cage,” a room fashioned from chain-
an aproned matriarch putting a roast tur-
key on a dining table (he’d added the
the art work,” Keene said. When Keene
shows his work in a gallery, he often makes
link fencing and large sheets of plywood, words “Food Blog” to the bottom), and arrangements to paint there, too. “My
situated in the center of his home stu- a Chinese-takeout carton, among other paintings are the residue, or the souvenir,
dio, in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. Keene, images. Keene sells his paintings on his of the performance,” he explained.
who is sixty-five, was applying dabs of Web site, usually for around ten dollars —Amanda Petrusich
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spit.” And again: “In this decayed hole
LIFE AND LETTERS among the mountains / In the faint
moonlight, the grass is singing / Over

ON THE ROCKS
the tumbled graves.” What had we done,
in the sun-warmed paradise of Charles-
ton, to deserve all these mountains,
A hundred years of “The Waste Land.” bones, and teeth? So much death, on a
day that promised such life!
BY ANTHONY LANE Cumberbatch was, needless to say,
reading T. S. Eliot’s “The Waste Land,”
which will shortly celebrate its hun-
dredth birthday. The occasion was a
rare one, because the recitation was en-
twined with music: a score composed
in the nineteen-seventies by the nov-
elist Anthony Burgess, no less, to ac-
company the poem. Cumberbatch,
keyed up by the piano and the other
instruments arrayed behind him, took
the lines at quite a tilt, slipping be-
tween accents like a quick-change art-
ist donning pants and hats, and thus
reminded us how funny this bitter poem
can be. Eliot’s sense of humor, whether
savage, lugubrious, or droll, never lay
far below the surface, and, as we honor
the centenary of his most celebrated
work, it’s worth bearing in mind his
responses to a questionnaire that was
sent out to a batch of poets, in July,
1922. “Do you think that poetry is a ne-
cessity to modern man?” Eliot: “No.”
“What in modern life is the particular
function of poetry as distinguished
from other kinds of literature?” Eliot:
“Takes up less space.”
Cumberbatch’s contribution was one
of a host of events that are being held
in 2022, to mark the centenary and, one
hopes, to probe the tenacity with which
ay is the merriest month, and ded Alice bands, and vials of Sussex “The Waste Land,” far from wilting,
M there are few more cheering jour-
neys than a train ride into the green
Rose Aromatic Water for the soothing
of high or fevered brows. We took our
has taken root and spread. Though it
covers vast geographical tracts, from
wilds of Sussex, in southern England. seats for the arrival, on a raised dais, Munich to the Himalayas, it is consid-
And no destination is more peaceable of Benedict Cumberbatch. He it was ered, with justice, to be one of the great
than Charleston, the secluded house, whom the pilgrims had travelled to see, poems about London, and, in April,
wreathed with gardens, that found fame and this is what he had to say: various readings, concerts, and conver-
HENRY WARE ELIOT, JR. / COURTESY T. S. ELIOT ESTATE

as a rural HQ of the Bloomsbury Group. sations, bundled together under the


Now a place of pilgrimage, it contin- April is the cruellest month, breeding title “Fragments,” took place in churches
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
ues to summon writers and artists, with Memory and desire, stirring across what Eliot calls the “unreal city.”
audiences to match. Here it was, for a Dull roots with spring rain. Against the blackened wall of All Hal-
festival in May, that the culture-hungry lows by the Tower, there was a perfor-
came. Drifting in their dozens past fruit There was more, and worse. mance of Olivier Messiaen’s “Quartet
trees and congregations of flowers, they “White bodies naked on the low damp for the End of Time.” Elsewhere, as a
entered a large tent, where the trap- ground / And bones cast in a little low nod to the presence of the single word
pings of Bloomsbury-scented comfort dry garret.” And this: “Dead mountain “Alexandria” in “The Waste Land,” the
were on sale: straw hats, cushions, pad- mouth of carious teeth that cannot Palestinian DJ Sotusura played “old
Arabic funk.” Would that Eliot had
“Genuine poetry can communicate before it is understood,” T. S. Eliot wrote. been alive to lend an ear.
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The word “fragments,” to any Eliot cember. Hollis delves into the deep app, Mortensen pauses to weigh the
fan, leads instantly to the climax of “The background from which “The Waste full Dantescan impact of the repeti-
Waste Land,” as it proceeds through Land” arose: Eliot’s childhood in Mis- tion in these famous lines:
cacophony to a haggard hush: “These souri, as the scion of an uncomfortably
fragments I have shored against my distinguished Unitarian clan; summers A crowd flowed over London Bridge, so
many
ruins.” (Eliot originally wrote, “These on the coast of Massachusetts; his Har- I had not thought death had undone so
fragments I have spelt into my ruins,” vard education; his fleeing to Paris and many.
but the final version is stronger for its London; his marriage to a young En-
hint of desperate and unavailing bodily glishwoman whom he scarcely knew, For a comparable thrust, go to You-
effort.) In another of this year’s trib- Vivienne Haigh-Wood, in 1915; the Tube, and to a clip of Bob Dylan in-
utes, “Re-Wilding the Waste Land,” incurable horror of that union, rich toning the opening of “The Waste
shards of the poem were mingled with in sickness on both sides; his fruitful Land” and hitting the present partici-
musical offerings from a choral ensem- friendship with Ezra Pound, without ples, at the ends of the lines, until they
ble, I Fagiolini, including two settings whose reshaping “The Waste Land” resound like a growly chant—“April is
of “Deus Venerunt Gentes”—“O God, would not have flourished as it did; the cruellest month, breeding / Lilacs
the heathen are come,” from Psalm 79. and the books on which Eliot fed. There out of the dead land, mixing / Memory
I liked the range of the wilding, but, at is genuine suspense in the air, as Hol- and desire.” Trust Dylan, Eliot’s most
the risk of being a heathen, I do won- lis invites us to listen out for murmurs intrepid legatee, to turn what others
der how far you can stray from “The and rumors, in the poet’s letters of long view as a monument into an action
Waste Land” without losing the thread. ago. Something was approaching and poem. Dylan casually says that it was
All in all, it will be a relief to show up Eliot could sense it. He needed calm written “in memory of the death of
at the 92nd Street Y, on December 5th, to make a storm: Abraham Lincoln.” Huh? Must be the
when Ralph Fiennes will read the poem, lilacs, I guess.
the whole poem, and, with any luck, He had been anxious to get on to new work, All of which, for some people, will
December, 1920; had wanted to get to work on
nothing but the poem. a poem he had in mind, October, 1920; sought
be about as thrilling as a dead bouquet,
Publishers, too, are paying heed to a period of tranquillity to do a poem that he had left over from last Tuesday. Why such
the centenary. Newly available is “Eliot in mind, September, 1920. a fuss over an old poem? Who cares
After ‘The Waste Land,’” the second who reads which lines with greater
volume of a capacious biography by If you take fright at the intensity grace? One answer is that the new, in
Robert Crawford; the first part, “Young of such studies, or if you simply lack every field, flowers out of the old; the
Eliot: From St. Louis to ‘The Waste the shelf space, I recommend a new radical, by definition, has roots. What’s
Land,’” came out in 2016. (Notice how app devoted to “The Waste Land”— more, Eliot has the knack of sounding
the poem is named in both titles, as Candy Crush for those of us who found newer than the new. Another answer
the unarguable hinge on which Eliot’s fault with an earlier version, in 2011, is that there’s no choice in the matter,
existence turned.) From Lyndall Gor- and have pined for an update. The app because the poem has already entered
don, who has already written copiously bristles with textual information and the language. This time last year, for
on Eliot’s life, comes “The Hyacinth commentaries, and with readings of instance, if you had opened the busi-
Girl: T. S. Eliot’s Hidden Muse,” due the poem by Alec Guinness, Ted ness section of the London Sunday
in November, which allots a central Hughes, Viggo Mortensen, a duo of Times, you would have found an arti-
place in the poet’s imaginative world Eileen Atkins and Jeremy Irons, and, cle with the headline “I never like buy-
to Emily Hale, “an actor and drama twice, Eliot himself. There is also a ing shares in September—its the cru-
teacher for whom he concealed a last- “performance” of “The Waste Land” ellest month for stocks.” (Eliot, who
ing love.” More than eleven hundred by Fiona Shaw, though whether and worked at Lloyds Bank from 1917 to
letters to Hale from Eliot, secreted for how it should be performed, despite 1925, might have frowned at this finan-
fifty years in Princeton’s Firestone Li- being Pentecostally thronged with cial counsel, though what would have
brary and unsealed in 2019, form the voices, is open to debate. vexed him sorely is the lack of an apos-
basis of Gordon’s discoveries. Her con- The revelation is Mortensen, who trophe.) You may not know “The Waste
tention is that when Eliot writes, “we is quick and quiet, revering the text Land,” and you may not like it if you
came back, late, from the hyacinth gar- while not allowing that awe to shade do. But it knows you.
den,” in “The Waste Land,” it is Hale, into stiffness or pomposity. What’s
and only Hale, whom he is addressing. often neglected is that Eliot, though here was no fanfare when “The
Readers who like their literary criti-
cism on the lofty side—“his romantic
married to an Englishwoman and
based in London, was still an Amer-
T Waste Land” first arrived. It was
printed in the inaugural issue of The
attachment to her light across the sea ican when “The Waste Land” came Criterion, a quarterly journal, in Octo-
bringing back his purity of heart”— out, and would not become a British ber, 1922. On the front cover was a hefty
will be on velvet. citizen until 1927; the poem, too eas- list of contents, among them a review
More grounded in its ambition is ily Anglicized, is refreshed and made by Hermann Hesse of recent German
Matthew Hollis’s “ ‘The Waste Land’: new in the American tongue. In ad- poetry; an article on James Joyce’s “Ul-
A Biography of a Poem,” due in De- dition, alone of all the readers on the ysses,” which had been published as a
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book in February of the same year; and into a nightingale. Now she and her aftershocks, and readers of Eliot are
an essay by an aged British critic ti- attacker were the stuff of Mr. Eliot’s trapped in the quake. Escape is useless:
tled—wait for it—“Dullness.” mutations. DA
Eliot was the begetter of The Cri- A more important question: If you Datta: what have we given?
terion. He would edit it throughout its are an ordinary reader now, in 2022, with My friend, blood shaking my heart
existence, until it closed, in January, no classical education, no French, and The awful daring of a moment’s surrender
1939. In the years between the two no access to opera, what happens when, Which an age of prudence can never
retract
World Wars, during which he sur- by chance, you pick up a book and stum- By this, and this only, we have existed
veyed—and held sway over—whole ble upon this same passage? What is Which is not to be found in our obituaries
shires of the cultural domain, The Cri- your first response? A snort of laugh- Or in memories draped by the beneficent
terion would be his minster, with “A ter, I presume, along with a suspicion spider
Commentary,” often signed “T.S.E.,” that this guy Eliot (whoever he is) must Or under seals broken by the lean solicitor
In our empty rooms
as an august and regular feature. No be taking you for a ride. If pressed,
such pronouncements were evident, you might describe the lines as start- I happen to think, for what it’s worth,
however, in this initial issue. Instead, ing off like a nursery rhyme and then that these lines, which come toward the
Eliot’s only contribution was “The collapsing into nonsense. Whatever. end of “The Waste Land,” are the great-
Waste Land.” It came with no preface, You shrug, leaf ahead a couple of pages, est that Eliot ever wrote. They cast a
no afterword, and no warning. It was and find this: shadow of a doubt over everything that
four hundred and thirty-three lines we believe about ourselves, at different
long. It appeared at first glance to be A current under sea stages of our lives; over the stories of
Picked his bones in whispers. As he rose
a poem, but of a disconcerting kind, and fell ourselves that we tell to other people;
and further glancing didn’t really help. He passed the stages of his age and youth and over what they tell of us in turn.
Parts of it didn’t look, or sound, or feel, Entering the whirlpool. As always with Eliot, abstraction is off-
like poetry at all: set by the taut particularity of physical
And then this: things: the spider, the wax seals, and the
O the moon shone bright on Mrs. Porter
And on her daughter
shuddering blood, concluding in the
A woman drew her long black hair out tight
They wash their feet in soda water And fiddled whisper music on those strings long and mournful double “o” of “rooms.”
Et O ces voix d’enfants, chantant dans la coupole! And the word “surrender” could be ap-
Closing the book, you move on. The plied to so many daring souls: a lover
Twit twit twit whisperings, however, together with at the instant of ecstasy, a religious dev-
Jug jug jug jug jug jug
So rudely forc’d.
the birdlike twitterings, reverberate in otee, a hounded warrior, a corruptible
Tereu your mind’s ear. This noisy and pecu- politician, a wooer who hastens, like
liar work, like the snatch of an over- Eliot, into a proposal of marriage, or a
Imagine that you were a bookish heard song, or a nocturnal stab of shame Dostoyevskian gambler, with the fam-
reader, back in 1922. What did you make at the thought of someone you once ily jewels in his pocket. All of them will
of this? Well, maybe you identified the wronged, will not leave you alone. face that overwhelming question: “What
words in French—meaning “And O There is little doubt that, of these have we given?” It is something that
these children’s voices, singing in the two first-time readers, the erudite and each of us must ask, on our deathbeds,
dome!”—as a line from “Parsifal,” a the uninformed, Eliot would lean to- though nobody wants to die in shame.
sonnet by Paul Verlaine. Pursuing a ward the second. “Genuine poetry can
line of thought, you recalled Wagner’s communicate before it is understood,” ike the Book of Psalms, “King Lear,”
opera of the same name, and the scene
in which a sorceress washes the feet of
he wrote, in an essay on Dante. “It is
better to be spurred to acquire schol-
L and Nadal vs. Djokovic at Wim-
bledon in 2018, “The Waste Land” is
the hero; and you wondered how that arship because you enjoy the poetry, divided into five parts. Each part has a
ceremonial purification was meant to than to suppose that you enjoy the title: “The Burial of the Dead,”“A Game
hook up with the activities of Mrs. poetry because you have acquired the of Chess,” “The Fire Sermon,” “Death
Porter (whoever she was) and her off- scholarship.” What he sought, as both by Water,” and “What the Thunder
spring. At this point, you wrinkled your a writer and a reader, was “some di- said.” What of the title of the poem it-
nose, and sniffed. Something indeli- rect shock of poetic intensity.” True self ? “Immature poets imitate; mature
cate, hard to define but impossible to to that quest, “The Waste Land” is a poets steal,” Eliot wrote, and, as with
miss, was going on here, and your sus- symphony of shocks, and, like other Macavity, the master criminal in his
picions hardened at the stuttering of masterworks of early modernism, it “Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats”
those “jugs,” with their flavor of smutty refuses to die down. (Go to MOMA (1937), you can’t always tell where the
Elizabethan slang. As for “Tereu,” you and let your gaze move across Picas- poet’s been. It could be, in this case, that
dimly recognized it as a Latin voca- so’s “Demoiselles d’Avignon,” from he stole from Tennyson’s “The Passing
tive, referring to Tereus, who, accord- west to east. If you don’t flinch when of Arthur,” and its undulating mood—
ing to legend, violated his sister-in- you reach the faces on the right, bladed “as it were one voice, an agony/Of lam-
law, Philomela, and cut out her tongue. and scraped like shovels, consult your entation, like a wind that shrills / All
For her pains, the gods transmuted her optician.) The shocks have triggered night in a waste land, where no one
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comes,/ Or hath come, since the mak­
ing of the world.”
But Tennyson unfolds a single story,
whereas Eliot has many tales to tell, some
of them overlapping, or no sooner begun
than snapped off, and, to anyone versed
in Tennysonian euphony, “The Waste
Land” can seem like a baffling Babel.
You might as well be rummaging through
international newspapers, or spinning
the dial on a radio. Listen to the scraps
of languages other than English—Ital­
ian, French, German, Latin, Sanskrit—
that litter the poem, and the profusion
of people who speak. Somebody named
Marie, of aristocratic descent, recalls an
episode from her girlhood; someone else
chatters to friends in a pub. The pub’s
landlord chimes in, too—“HURRY UP
PLEASE IT’S TIME.” There is a clair­
voyante, Madame Sosostris, and another
seer, the blind Tiresias, with whom Odys­
seus once conversed in the underworld,
and who now watches two loveless urban
dwellers making love. Elsewhere, another
woman brushes her hair and complains “I’m going to wind down with a glass of wine and a few e-mails.”
of bad nerves, while a third records, with­
out anger or animation, a sexual act
(“After the event/He wept”), which oc­
• •
curred in Richmond, in southwest Lon­
don. She asserts her modest origins: glish dramatists: John Webster, Thomas appeared as a book, in late 1922, was
Middleton, Thomas Kyd, and the leader a section titled “Notes on the Waste
“My people humble people who expect of the pack, Shakespeare, who never Land.” This gave references for the lit­
Nothing.”
la la
keeps quiet for long. “The Tempest,” es­ any of quotations that bestrew the poem:
pecially, rumbles through the poem: “The Tempest, I, ii,” “Ezekiel, II, i,”
To Carthage then I came. “Paradise Lost, IV, 140.” There is no
A rat crept softly through the vegetation
Dragging its slimy belly on the bank
disguising an aroma of practical jest­
Hang on, what? Within three lines, While I was fishing in the dull canal ing; Eliot treats us to nineteen lines of
we have jumped not just from Britain On a winter evening round behind the Ovid, untranslated, and solemnly in­
to Carthage, and from modern to an­ gashouse forms us that, when “The Waste Land”
cient, but from a woman to a man: the Musing upon the king my brother’s wreck mentions a hermit­thrush, the bird in
And on the king my father’s death before
last line is taken from St. Augustine’s him.
question is Turdus aonalaschkae palla-
“Confessions.” Chase down the quota­ sii. Nice to have that sorted out. “It was
tion and you will discover that imme­ Catch the echo here, in the final line, discovered that the poem was incon­
diately before it comes the clause “I be­ and you want to ask what the hell Shake­ veniently short,” he later explained, “so
came to myself a barren land.” Aha. speare’s Ferdinand is doing behind a gas­ I set to work to expand the notes, in
Trying to sort out who is uttering house. Isn’t he meant to be shipwrecked order to provide a few more pages of
what, at any juncture, in “The Waste on Prospero’s island? The whole passage, printed matter, with the result that they
Land” is far from a fool’s errand, but it’s collapsing history in on itself, is startling became the remarkable exposition of
a tough task nonetheless. (Anyone at­ even now, so imagine how it flummoxed bogus scholarship that is still on view
tempting it should arm themselves with readers in 1922. Parody was not far be­ today.” If the Notes were bogus, how­
“The Poems of T. S. Eliot,” edited in two hind; in a tale of 1925, P. G. Wodehouse ever, why did Eliot include them in
redoubtable volumes by Christopher mocked “the jolly, wholesome sort of po­ subsequent collections of his verse,
Ricks and Jim McCue.) Augustine is etry the boys are turning out nowadays”— where length was no longer an issue?
not the only source whose words Eliot, specifically, “good, honest stuff about sin Forget hermit­thrushes; what’s the
ever the ventriloquist, throws into the and gasworks and decaying corpses.” Latin name for a wild goose?
mix. Others include Dante, Milton, Mar­ Meanwhile, for readers who didn’t The gravest charge to be levelled
vell, Spenser, Baudelaire, the explorer catch the echo, Eliot offered help. Ap­ against the Notes is that they lure stu­
Ernest Shackleton, and a gang of En­ pended to “The Waste Land,” when it dents into approaching “The Waste Land”
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from the most disheartening direction— ourselves in, and there is a liberating shape of an isthmus; so much of the
not yielding to it as a spell by which to pleasure to be had in looking outward past, both public and personal, streamed
be struck and charmed, like Ariel’s song from the poem, and onward. The key into its making, and so much has flowed
in “The Tempest,” but confronting it as to the key, that is, lies not just in Dante, from it ever since. When one of its most
a code to be cracked. That was my ex- Bradley, and Conan Doyle but also in resonant quatrains is declaimed through
perience, in high school. Grim with be- what the image opens up, for the pur- a megaphone by Anthony Blanche, the
wilderment, I tried plowing through poses of later creative endeavors. Fran- resident dandy of “Brideshead Revis-
Jessie Weston’s “From Ritual to Ro- cis Bacon, for example, was much ob- ited,” he is obviously signalling the fash-
mance” and J. G. Frazer’s encyclopedic sessed by Eliot, and his 1971 triptych, ionable status of the poem, as its fame
“The Golden Bough” because Eliot “In Memory of George Dyer,” shows a increased through the nineteen-twen-
deferred to them at the solitary figure, beside a stair- ties and thirties, but there’s more to it
start of the Notes, and be- case, feeding a key into a lock. than that. He is restoring, as it were,
cause Colonel Kurtz, ab- Likewise, in the plainly titled the adamantine beauty of the rhyming
surdly, keeps them on his “Painting” (1978), a violet- lines—pentameters in parenthesis,
bedside table, in “Apoca- fleshed foot stretches toward which embed the travails of the pres-
lypse Now.” When Mar- a door, with a key gripped ent day inside the remoteness of myth:
lon Brando groaned “The tight between its toes. Tem-
horror! The horror!,” he peramentally, Eliot, who (And I Tiresias have foresuffered all
Enacted on this same divan or bed;
was quoting the same dressed like a banker because I who have sat by Thebes below the wall
words, from Conrad’s he was a banker, could And walked among the lowest of the dead.)
“Heart of Darkness,” that scarcely be more distant from
Eliot had originally cho- the chaos-smeared Bacon, liot died in 1965. His wife Vivi-
sen as an epigraph to “The Waste Land.”
If Francis Ford Coppola could wander
but there’s no accounting for influence.
If Eliot steals from Ophelia at the end
E enne had passed away in 1947, hav-
ing spent almost a decade in a psychi-
down a rabbit hole, so could I. of the pub sequence in “The Waste atric hospital. In 1957, to the surprise
There is much that the Notes leave Land”—“Good night, ladies, good night, of many friends, Eliot married his sec-
unsaid. Take the loneliest lines of the sweet ladies, good night, good night”— retary, Valerie Fletcher, and found with
poem: who can begrudge Lou Reed his own her a private contentment that had
theft, in “Goodnight Ladies,” the final hitherto eluded him. Another miracle,
I have heard the key track of “Transformer”? of sorts, arrived in 1968. A trove, long
Turn in the door once and turn once only
We think of the key, each in his prison The most resourceful homage paid thought lost, was unearthed in the Berg
Thinking of the key to “The Waste Land,” and the most Collection at the New York Public Li-
biting, is a work of 1990 by Martin brary: a sheaf of Eliot’s drafts of “The
We are ushered, by the Notes, toward Rowson, prized as a cartoonist for the Waste Land,” some handwritten, some
two relevant passages: one from Dante’s Guardian. He reconfigures the poem, typewritten, with wordless loops and
Inferno, and one from “Appearance and in the format of a graphic novel, as a slashes scrawled across the text and
Reality,” a work of 1893 by the British riff on Raymond Chandler’s “The Big brusque observations at the side. Ed-
philosopher F. H. Bradley, on whom Eliot Sleep” and on the ensuing Howard ited by Valerie Eliot, the keeper of the
had written his doctoral thesis at Har- Hawks film: a notion so perfectly at- poet’s flame, the sheaf was published
vard. But something else haunts Eliot’s tuned to my interests that Rowson in 1971, under the formidable title “The
vision of incarceration, and I would wager should have invoiced me directly. The Waste Land: A Facsimile and Tran-
a solid sum that he is summoning, con- conceit is sustained in beguiling style, script of the Original Drafts, Includ-
sciously or otherwise, a sentence from with a Bogart-like hero, Chris Mar- ing the Annotations of Ezra Pound.”
“The Adventure of the Speckled Band,” lowe, sleuthing his way through the ar- To encounter the book, at college,
as told to Sherlock Holmes: “She smiled cana of the poem—“Then I saw the was to feel like an Egyptologist, break-
back at me, closed my door, and a few Hyacinth Kid”—and straining, like ing into a sealed tomb. As for the writ-
moments later I heard her key turn in every reader, to lend them some sem- ing on the walls, there were three scribes
the lock.” Eliot was a confirmed and ar- blance of a plot. The cinematic, liter- in all: Eliot himself; Pound, his fellow-
dent Sherlockian; the cry of “What! are ary, and art-historical allusions are fired poet and, on this occasion, his indis-
you here?,” in the deserted street of “Four off like gunshots, and the result, de- pensable midwife; and Vivienne. It was
Quartets,” recalls an urgent question posed spite finding no favor with the Eliot thus our privilege to see that, next to a
by Sir Henry Baskerville—“What, are estate (the British edition was sternly splintered piece of domestic repartee
you coming, Watson?”—in “The Hound censored and altered), digs up some- (“ ‘What is that noise?’ The wind under
of the Baskervilles,” from which Eliot thing tense and tenebrous in “The the door”), Vivienne had pencilled the
would pinch the murky word “grimpen.” Waste Land” that had previously passed word “WONDERFUL.” Also, we now
Admirers of Eliot should take care, unobserved: here is a poème noir. realized, the fourth and leanest part of
though, not to dwindle into detectives. Eliot’s words are everywhere, in other the poem, “Death by Water,” had been
To hunt for clues in “The Waste Land” words. The more closely you map “The much bulkier to begin with, filled out
is, however gratifying, to risk shutting Waste Land,” the more it assumes the with a lengthy nautical narrative—filled
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yet not improved, in Pound’s judgment, have had his collected prose, too: a mere more so. Less and less, after forty years
which is why he took a scalpel to the eight volumes, but sufficient to test the of living with the poem, am I tempted
entire passage. His decisiveness, in wrists of an elderly reader. All the mat- to regard it, or shun it, as a cryptogram.
grasping what was essential and what ter within is available online, for a sub- Rather, in Eliot’s own words, from an
superfluous in Eliot’s conjurings, re- scription, but a lightweight Eliot means earlier work, “I am moved by fan-
mains a scrupulous feat of creative at- flirting with convenience, and where’s cies /That are curled around these im-
tention, outdone in generosity only by the fun—the necessary pain—in that? ages, and cling.” We talk of a friend
his praise for the finished product. Meanwhile, the critical and bio- having had a difficult childhood, or en-
“Complimenti, you bitch. I am wracked graphical stampede continues. Is it nos- during a difficult marriage, and that is
by the seven jealousies,” he wrote to talgia alone that makes me doubt the a more constructive model, I think, for
Eliot. “The Waste Land” was, he an- calibre of the current beasts? Back in drawing near to the intractability of
nounced, “A damn good poem.” 1972, “Eliot in His Time: Essays on the “The Waste Land.” It is a brave imag-
For the centenary, Valerie Eliot’s Occasion of the Fiftieth Anniversary ination that can keep to order while
edition has been reissued, with extra of ‘The Waste Land’” sported contri- exploring the terrain of its own tor-
material. If you badly wish to know butions from figures as substantial, and ments; rarely has a nightmare—not
how much Eliot spent on breakfast at as energetically articulate, as Richard wholly comprehended by the dreamer—
the Albemarle Hotel, Margate, on the Ellmann, Hugh Kenner, and the poet been dramatized with such variety and
north coast of Kent, in October, 1921, Donald Davie. To skip ahead forty years, wit. One of the first people to hear the
your craving can now be satisfied, be- to a volume such as “ ‘The Waste Land’ poem was Virginia Woolf, and her ju-
cause his hotel bills are shown in all at 90,” is to bump into a mass of inele- dicious response, as outlined in a jour-
their glory. I feasted upon them, hav- gant formulations, doomed, or perhaps nal entry of June, 1922, has lost none
ing long ago made the trek to Mar- designed, to block off the work more of its honesty:
gate, in tribute to the town’s cameo ap- securely than ever against the incursions
pearance in “The Waste Land”—“On of an amateur reader—the very last fate Eliot dined last Sunday & read his poem.
He sang it & chanted it & rhythmed it. It
Margate Sands./ I can connect / Noth- that “The Waste Land,” of all poems, has great beauty & force of phrase: symme-
ing with nothing.” Some of the poem either deserves or needs. Without a tool try; & tensity. What connects it together, I’m
was composed there; the following kit of literary theory, none of us could not so sure.
month, much of its finale was brought unpick this, with its telling typo:
forth, with a fluency verging on the Instead of using realism, with its epistemo- Woolf added, “One was left, however,
trancelike, in Lausanne, on the shore logical intention to totalize and represent the with some strong emotion.” Indeed.
of Lake Geneva. (It’s a natural spot, reality of a whole world and life, the poem fa-
beside the water, for beginnings and vors textual anarchism (a kind of rhizomatic and s Benedict Cumberbatch prepared
conclusions. Edward Gibbon com-
pleted “The Decline and Fall of the
destablizing structure) in order to create a work
which is intrinsically and openly incomplete.
A to read at Charleston, in May, a
festival assistant who was working that
Roman Empire” there, and Dickens “The Waste Land” is already diffi- day told me that—unlike the paying
started “Dombey and Son.”) To Swit- cult enough; we should not make it audience, most of whom looked three
zerland, therefore, I made my sombre
and illogical way, this summer, and re-
traced the route that Eliot used to take
from his hotel to his appointments with
Dr. Roger Vittoz, the author of “Treat-
ment of Neurasthenia by Teaching of
Brain Control.” Downhill to one’s
shrink, then an uphill struggle on the
walk back: a very Eliot-like odyssey.
Of such madness there shall be no
end. I have a memory of moving house
and of thanking the men who had spent
a day boxing up the contents of my book-
shelves. One guy replied, in a tone of
rueful defeat, “If I never see another
book on T. S. Eliot, it’ll be too soon.”
That was thirty years ago. Since then,
the secondary and tertiary literature on
the poet, and on “The Waste Land,” has
swelled beyond reckoning. We have had
Eliot’s letters: nine volumes and count-
ing, and taking us only to 1941, with
twenty-four years of his life to go. We
times her age—she did not know “The letter from Eliot to his mother, in May, Rollo grows grouchy, refuses to join
Waste Land.” At last: the ideal recip- 1919, in which he asks that she send Lucy in alternative games, and earns a
ient, as unencumbered as Eliot would him “the Rollo books,” adding, “I was Biblical broadside from his father:
wish. After the reading, I asked what anxious that they be preserved.” He
had struck her most about the poem. then adds, “If there is anyone else in “Your heart is in a very wicked state. You
are under the dominion of some of the worst
“The landscapes,” she said, without the immediate family who would trea- of feelings; you are self-conceited, ungrateful,
hesitation. “The rocks and the rivers. sure them as much as I (for I think undutiful, unjust, selfish, and,” he added in a
All that dryness.” Not for her the un- highly of them), let them have them.” lower and more solemn tone, “even impious.”
real city, or the mob of languages, but Pressing his claim while denying it,
a natural world under clear and pres- Eliot is awkwardly eager to have what Rollo tries to defend himself:
ent threat. “The Waste Land,” in short, he calls “the beloved Rollo books” in “I did not know that there was need of rain
can speak to the ecological dread of his clutches. in the fields.”
her generation as it spoke to the social The Rollo books, in fourteen vol- “Did not you?” said his father. “Did not
and political anxieties of those who umes, were popular tales of moral in- you know that the ground was very dry, and
had weathered the First World War. struction, playful and severe, by a pro- that, unless we have rain soon, the crops will
suffer very much?”
The poem, which is prefaced with the lific children’s author, Jacob Abbott. “No, sir,” said Rollo.
words of a Sibyl, is fated to tell each Published in the eighteen-thirties and “It is so,” said his father; “and this rain,
of us, from one era to the next, what- forties, and frequently reprinted, they which you are so unwilling to have descend, is
ever it is that we most fear to hear. revolved around a young boy, Rollo, going down into the ground all over the coun-
Desiccation was in the air, as Eliot and his adventures. We know that the try, and into the roots of all the plants grow-
ing in the fields.”
toiled on the poem. A “London Let- stories were read and reread by Eliot
ter” that he wrote for the July, 1921, and his siblings, because three of the At last, as ever, the child is rebuked,
issue of The Dial begins in meteoro- volumes—frail and almost spineless, and the lesson learned. Seeing the soil
logical mode, with a typical touch of crudely colored in as cherished books “drinking in the rain with delight,” he
the smilingly sinister. “The vacant term often are, and cocooned in protective ponders his own selfishness. “In a word
of wit set in early this year with a fine boxes—sit in the London apartment Rollo was now beginning to be really
hot rainless spring; the crop of mur- where Eliot lived with Valerie, and penitent. The tears came into his eyes;
ders and divorces has been poor com- where he died. It is now the home of but they were tears of real sorrow for
pared with that of last autumn,” he re- the T. S. Eliot Foundation. sin, not of vexation and anger.” Here
ported. “A new form of influenza has The Rollo books are a portal into is Eliot in waiting: the self-laceration,
been discovered, which leaves extreme the imaginative world of the poet, be- the guilty submission to chastisement,
dryness and a bitter taste in the mouth.” fore he became a poet; I believe them and, above all, the belief in aridity as
We are close to the stonescape of “The to be a part of that becoming. Picture the natural—even preferable—state of
Waste Land,” hostile and ungreen, the young Eliot reading the admoni- affairs. Dryness is what Rollo wants.
“where the sun beats,/ And the dead tions that are handed down to Rollo Redemption and relief are so distant,
tree gives no shelter.” Later, amid “dry by his father: “You cannot at first con- and so inconceivable, that it’s better
sterile thunder without rain,” we hear trol your imagination entirely; but if not to pray for them at all.
a plainsong of the unbearable: you steadily exert yourself to keep your The extraordinary fact is that, at the
If there were water
mind on other objects, you will soon other end of Eliot’s life, the drought
And no rock learn to do so.” (A portent of Dr. Vit- was eased. Having all but died in body
If there were rock toz.) Think of the doleful invocations and spirit in his time with Vivienne,
And also water from “Four Quartets”—“This is the he found himself revived by unforesee-
And water death of air,” “This is the death of water able love. It was in recognition of that
A spring
A pool among the rock
and f ire”—and you will be dumb- new life—his vita nuova, befitting a
founded, as I was, to learn that the last perennial reader of Dante—that he
I remember sitting in a classroom, four Rollo books, on “Rollo’s Philoso- presented Valerie with a book, on Feb-
next to a friend of mine (the only one phy,” are subtitled “Water,” “Air,” “Fire,” ruary 17, 1958. It was a first edition of
with a serious ear for music), who lis- and “Sky.” Most pertinent of all is “Rollo “The Waste Land,” from 1922, and it
tened to those lines and said, “I feel so at Play,” one of the three surviving vol- still exists in the couple’s home, in Lon-
thirsty.” He had got what Eliot planned umes at the Eliot Foundation. In one don. The words that Eliot inscribed at
for: the shock of the dry. ominous chapter, “Who Knows Best, the front of the poem have never been
How far back the parching goes is a Little Boy or His Father?,” Rollo seen in public, until now:
not easy to gauge. Can a want of water wants to “go a blueberrying” with his
be traced to its source, like a river? cousin Lucy. His uncle puts the damp- This book belongs to Valerie, and so does
Lately, I have come across a path that eners on the plan: Thomas Stearns Eliot, her husband. He could
has not, to the best of my knowledge, not give her this book, for he had no copy to
“I am in hopes we are going to have some give her. She had wanted the book for many
been traced or trampled on before. Rob- rain.” years. She had possessed the author for over a
ert Crawford glances briefly at it, then “In hopes,” thought Rollo; “that is very year, when the book came. She had made his
moves on. What took me there was a strange.” land blossom and birds to sing there. 

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helped anyone before, but I’m sure I’ll
SHOUTS & MURMURS be good at it.
Relationships are all about trust, so
I trust that you’ll understand why I was
a little late (two hours) to the funeral
service we’re holding after faking your
death. I had a doctor’s appointment,
which is a perfectly accurate way to
characterize getting Botox at the med
spa. But everything’s going as planned.
I am clicking through a slide show of
every picture I’ve taken of you when
you weren’t looking, and talking way
louder when I hear you snoring from
the closed casket. Your mother just
turned to some lady and asked, “Who
is this bitch?” An angry man no one
seems to know seethes at the end of

I WANT TO KNOW YOU


the farthest pew. I cannot move my
face. Remember when Colin Powell
died? I was just thinking about that. I
BY RIMA PARIKH might try micro-needling next.
What are your life’s greatest accom-
want to know you. The real you. her.” I’ve never blushed this hard while plishments? I wish I had asked you
I Everything about you.
You captivated me the minute I first
wearing a ski mask. Finally, a good
man who’s single.
before running out of things to say
during the eulogy. I pivot to talking
saw you on my morning commute. I You’re so full of mystery. Your I.D. about how it was a human-rights vi-
have never seen someone so gorgeous says you’re from Delaware. What could olation for the grocery store to ban me
get stuck between the train doors like that possibly mean? for juggling produce, especially when
that. The doors Heimliched one of What do you think of me? I re- it was only moderately violent, and
those hefty Ricola cough drops out of turn your wallet because I am, above much of the violence was actually per-
your mouth and into mine, and it all, a good person. There were only petrated against me, when employees
lodged in my windpipe. I choked, but ones in there anyway. You tell me pelted me with oranges.
tried to play it cool by returning to that I look familiar. I bet you’ve seen Can you relax? We deserve a vaca-
drafting an e-mail to the animal shel- me in the park district’s P.S.A.s on tion. We deserve this Cape Cod beach.
ter about how it needs to take my dip- kayak safety (“Girl #3 Brutally Cap- No one can hurt us here. The angry
shit dog back before I abandon her in sizing”). You tell me I look like the man from the pew is marching toward
an IKEA for some horrible family to girl in your recurring nightmare in us, but I’m sure he’s wielding that knife
take pity on. Is it not fate that you and which your co-worker’s whole family at someone behind us.
I both love and/or like and/or toler- is mad at you at the Cheesecake Fac- I want to know everything about
ate honey lemon? tory. The girl lurks in the parking lot your body. I know it’s not ideal to be
Be vulnerable with me. No shal- and hisses. I would not personally rec- blindfolded and thrown into a trunk,
low stuff. I didn’t wiretap your phone ommend this as a way to ask some- but do you mind shifting a little to your
to hear you make small talk. What’s one out, but it is a fascinating insight right? I need more room. Can you stop
your relationship history like? Have into your psyche. freaking out? It’s really difficult for me
you ever hurt anyone? I have, but only I want to know everything about to handle, given that I’m a bad listener.
with my car. And it was a rental, so you, or at least enough to get the gist. Do you dream? I want to build our
it doesn’t count. Properly and safely consuming a ba- lives together, retire together, and, if
“What’s your deal?!” you scream in nana split takes two hands and full we ever get out of this padlocked base-
my face. God, we’re so similar. That’s mental energy. God, this thing is huge. ment, defraud investors together, in
what I want to ask you. Do you have Do banana splits usually have blueber- one of those white-collar scandals that
siblings? A job? What are your par- ries, or is this what I think it is, a mod- get covered by Bloomberg. Maybe we
ents like? I’m sure I’ll get a chance to ern twist on an old classic? You’ve been will spend Saturday mornings making
ask after I’m done mugging you. Your talking quite a bit on our first date, but mimosas and French toast. If your nose
brawny arm reaches around to your I’ve tuned out. You mentioned some- doesn’t stop whistling soon, I swear to
LUCI GUTIÉRREZ

back pocket as the barrel of my gun thing a while ago about having a lot of God, I will kill you.
bounces against your chest. “Stop it!” debt, but I’ll fill in the blanks later, like I’ll never rest until I know every-
you shout. You never say “I have a I did on jury duty. I tune back in when thing there is to know about you.
family!” or “Tell my girlfriend I love you ask me if I’ll help you. I’ve never What’s your name again? 
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when my eight-year-old daughter
PERSONAL HISTORY pointed it out to me. I’m forty-six now,
and much that my father used to say

WHO WILL FIGHT WITH ME?


and embody has, after years of dor-
mancy, begun to reveal itself in flower.

Recovering from a happy childhood can take a long time. rowing up, I considered my father

BY RIVKA GALCHEN
G to be intelligent and incapable.
Intelligent, because he had things to
say about the Bosporus and the straits
of Dardanelles. Incapable, because he
ate ice cream from the container with
a fork, and also he never sliced cheese,
or used a knife in any way—instead,
he tore things, like a caveman. Inter-
estingly, he once observed that he didn’t
think he would have lasted long as a
caveman. This was apropos of nothing
I could follow. He often seemed to as-
sume that others were aware of the
unspoken thoughts in his head which
preceded speech. Maybe because his
hearing was poor. He sat about two
feet away from the television, with the
volume on high. He also wore thick
bifocal glasses. (In the seventies and
early eighties, he wore tinted thick bi-
focal glasses.) The reason he wouldn’t
have lasted long as a caveman, he said,
was that his vision and his hearing
meant that he would have been a poor
hunter. “Either I would have died early
on or maybe I would never have been
born at all,” he said. The insight made
him wistful.
If I had met my father as a stranger,
I would have guessed him to be Sibe-
ecovering from a happy childhood the chance to know him for seventeen rian, or maybe Mongolian. He was more
R can take a long time. It’s not often
that I’m suspected of having had
years before he died unexpectedly. He
was an extoller of childhood, generally.
than six feet tall. His head was large and
wide. His eyes seemed small behind his
one. I grew up in Norman, Oklahoma, I recall his saying to me once that the glasses. His wrists were delicate. I could
a daughter of immigrants. When I first eighteen years of life are the most encircle them, even with my child hands.
showed up at college and caught sight meaningful and eventful, and that the His hair was silky, black, and wavy. He
of other childhoods, I did pause and years after that, even considered all to- and my mother argued regularly about
think: Why didn’t we grow our own gether, can’t really compare. cutting his hair: she wanted to cut it; he
tomatoes? Why did I watch so many The odd corollary was that he spoke wanted it to stay as it was. He was heavy
episodes of “I Dream of Jeannie”? Who very rarely of his own childhood. Maybe the whole time I knew him, but he didn’t
is Hermes? What is lacrosse? Was my he didn’t want to brag. Even if he had seem heavy to me. He seemed correctly
childhood a dud? An American self- told me more, I most likely wouldn’t sized. When he placed his hand atop
inspection was set in motion. Having have listened properly or understood my head, I felt safe, but also slightly
lived for more than forty-five years, I much, because, like many children, I squashed. He once asked me to punch
finally understand how happy my child- spent my childhood not really under- his abdomen and tell him if it was mus-
hood was. standing who my parents were or what cular or soft. That was my only encoun-
COURTESY THE AUTHOR

One might assume that my mother they were like. Though I collected clues. ter with any vanity in him.
is to blame for this happiness, but I Century plants sometimes bloom after It would have been difficult for him
think my father has the stronger por- a decade, sometimes after two or three if he had been vain, because he didn’t
tion to answer for, though I only had decades. I saw one in bloom recently, buy any of his own clothes, or really
anything, not even postage stamps.
The author, on the right, with her brother and her father, in 1976. Whenever there were clearance sales
24 THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022
at the Dillard’s at the Sooner Fashion and Jacob had stolen Esau’s birthright was beloved there, as he was in many
Mall, my mom and I would page blessing by putting a hairy pelt on his places, because he gave people the
through the folded button-up shirts, arm and impersonating Esau before feeling that he liked them and was in-
each in its cardboard sleeve, the way his father, Isaac, who was going blind. terested in what they had to say, and
other kids must have flipped through And yet we were supposed to be cheer- he gave people this feeling because he
LPs at record stores. We were looking ing for Jacob. And Jacob’s mother, did like them and was interested in
for the rare and magical neck size of Rivka—that was me!—had been the what they had to say.
17.5. If we found it, we bought it, re- orchestrator of it all. What a sneak. My father had a Ph.D. in applied
gardless of the pattern. Button-ups Though it was also a classic story of a mathematics, though it had been ob-
were the only kind of shirts he wore, household that appeared to be run by tained in a school of geosciences, and
apart from the Hanes undershirts he the dad but, for more important pur- so he had been required at some point
wore beneath them. Even when he poses, was run by the mom. to acquire competence in geology and
went jogging, he wore these button-ups, maybe something else. He had grown
which would become soaked through y dad loved arguments. If he had up in a moshav, a collective-farming
with sweat. He thought it was amus-
ing when I called him a sweatbomb,
M been a different kind of man—
more of an Esau—he probably would
village, in Israel. The few photographs
of him as a child are of him feeding
though I was, alas, aware that it was a have loved a brawl, too. He sought out chickens; of him proud alongside a large
term I had not invented. He appeared arguments, especially at work, where dog; of him seated in front of an open
to think highly of almost anything I arguing was socially acceptable, since book with his parents beside him. His
and my brother said or did. it was considered good science, and mother’s name was Rivka, and she died
He had a belt, and only one belt. It my father was a scientist. Fighting before I was born. When one of my
was a beige Izod belt, made of woven was a big pastime in my family, more partner’s sons saw a photo of her, in
material for most of its length, and of broadly. Our motto for our road-trip black-and-white, he thought that it was
leather for the buckle-and-clasp area. vacations was: We pay money to fight. a picture of me.
My dad wore this belt every day. Every I remember once breaking down in Although my dad didn’t say much
day the alligator was upside down. How tears and complaining that my mom, about his childhood, he did speak, more
could it be upside down so consistently? my dad, my brother—they all fought than once and with admiration, about
He said that it was because he was left- with one another. But no one ever a donkey from his childhood, named
handed. What did that have to do with wanted to fight with me. I was the Chamornicus, that was very stubborn.
anything? He showed me how he youngest by six years. The name, which is old-fashioned slang,
started with the belt oriented “correctly,” I did not call my dad Dad but, rather, translates, approximately, to “my beloved
and held it in his left hand. But then, Tzvi, his first name, which is the He- donkey,” but my dad used it when some-
somehow, in the process of methodi- brew word for deer. I assume that my one was being intransigent. My dad ad-
cally threading it through his belt loops, older brother started this. As best as I mired stubbornness, especially of the
it ended upside down. His demonstra- can deduce, Tzvi went to bed at about unproductive kind. He once took my
tion was like watching a Jacob’s-ladder 4 a.m. and woke up at about 10 or brother on a four-week trip to China
toy clatter down, wooden block by 11 a.m. It was therefore my mom who and Japan. My dad had work confer-
wooden block. made me breakfast—two Chessmen ences to attend. My brother was sixteen
I loved Jacob’s ladders as a kid, I cookies and a cup of tea—and packed or so at the time. My dad took my
think because it took me so long to my lunch, and drove me to school, and brother to a bridge that Marco Polo had
understand how they produced their bought my clothes, and did the laun- crossed and said something to the ef-
illusion. And I also loved the story of dry, and cleaned the house, and did all fect of “Isn’t it amazing to think that
Jacob’s ladder in the Bible, which was that for my brother and my dad, too, Marco Polo crossed this same bridge?”
similarly confusing. Jacob dreams of a and did everything, basically, includ- And my brother said, “What do I care?”
ladder between Heaven and earth, with ing have her own job. But if I thought My dad was amused and impressed. My
angels going up and down it. Another about who I wanted to be when I grew dad also cited with great pride my broth-
night, Jacob wrestles with an angel, or up, and who I thought I was most like— er’s insistence on eating at McDonald’s
with God, and to me this part also it was my dad. My dad slept on many or Shakey’s Pizza while they were in
seemed to be as if in a dream, though pillows, which I found comical and Japan. “He stuck with his guns,” he said,
we were meant to understand that Ja- princess-like. (When I was twenty- with his characteristic mild mangling
cob’s hip was injured in real life. This three and in medical school, I realized of cliché. My dad had a gift for being
is not Biblical scholarship, but I had that this was a classic sign of congestive amused, and for liking people. He was
the sense—from where? My Jewish ed- heart failure.) He was a professor of particularly proud of saying, of the anti-
ucation in Norman can perhaps best meteorology at the University of Okla- immigrant, anti-N.E.A. politician Pat
be summarized by the fact that my homa, though arguably he was better Robertson, “He doesn’t like me, but I
brother’s bar mitzvah is the only bar known as a regular at the Greek House, like him.” And even when he genuinely
mitzvah I have attended—that Jacob a gyro place run by a Greek family disliked, or even hated, people, he en-
was the brainy brother and Esau was which sold a gyro, French fries, and joyed coming up with nicknames for
the good hunter, with the hairy arms, salad for less than five dollars. My dad them. I learned the names of dictators
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through my parents’ discussions of peo- what a herring is, people don’t tell you. wanted to replace it with a Jeep with
ple nicknamed Mussolini, Idi Amin, You have to know it yourself.” no doors. He had always, he said,
and Ceauşescu. He had gentler nick- I should say that I have, through wanted a Jeep with no doors. We got
names for my friends: the Huguenot, the years, received notes now and again a Subaru station wagon.
Pennsylvania Dutch, and, for a friend from students who loved my father. At about 7 p.m. or so, most nights,
with a Greek dad, Kazantzakis. One woman wrote me that his encour- I would hear my father pull into the
agement saved her career when she driveway with the station wagon that
said that I was never involved in the was thinking of giving up. Some of his he wished were a Jeep with no doors.
I household arguments, but I do re-
member one fight with my dad. He told
students were Chinese dissidents, one
had been a journalist, and my dad had
It would then be about forty-five min-
utes before he entered the house. What
me a story about something he’d done helped these students get visas to come was he doing out there? He said that
that day, and I was appalled. He wouldn’t over. Shortly after my father died, a he was organizing. He took seriously
tell a student of his what a herring was. student of his from Brazil invited us all the dials and indicators in the car—
It was a problem on an exam, about to his home for dinner. He wanted to the mileage, the warnings, the details
herring and water currents. The course tell us how much my father had meant of the owner’s manual. He was often
was in fluid dynamics. Many of my fa- to him. What I really remember about going through his hard-shelled Sam-
ther’s students came from China. Their that dinner was the man telling my sonite briefcase again as well.
English was excellent. But apparently mother and me that it was difficult for But also forty-five minutes was, I
this particular student was unfamiliar his wife to live in Norman, because in think, his atom of time, the span of
with the word “herring.” A deceptive Norman no one tells you that you’re shortest possible duration. It took
word: it looks like a gerund but isn’t. beautiful. “Not at the grocery store. forty-five minutes to brush and floss
My father, who learned English as Not at the hardware store. Not on the his teeth. Forty-five minutes to shave.
an adult and would put a little “x” in street. Nowhere! So that is hard for And forty-five minutes, minimum, to
our home dictionary next to any word her,” he concluded. bathe. Forty-five minutes between say-
he had looked up, and whose work an- Students complained not only about ing, “I’m almost ready to go,” and going.
swering-machine message promised to my dad’s Tzvinglish but also about his He, and therefore we, were often late.
return calls “as soon as feasible,” was, at handwriting. His accent was very heavy These forty-five-minute intervals
the time of the herring incident, unfa- in part because he couldn’t hear well, so were because, I think, he did every-
miliar with the word “cheesy,” having his speech was more like what he had thing while thinking about something
recently asked me to define it for him. read than like what he had heard. But else. He lived inside a series of dreams,
He was also accustomed to having stu- his accent could have been managed if and each dream could admit only one
dents complain about his accent in their he had had decent handwriting. He was pedestrian task into its landscape. He
teaching evaluations. All that, and still a lefty, from an era before lefties were often spoke of the life of the mind.
my dad expressed no sympathy for this celebrated, and maybe this had some- He wished for my brother and me that
student. “It’s part of the exam,” my fa- thing to do with his terrible handwrit- we could enjoy a life of the mind. But,
ther said that he told the student, as if ing. When he wrote on a notepad, he as with many phrases, I think my dad
the line were in the penultimate scene pressed down with his ballpoint pen so used “the life of the mind” in his own
of “Gunfight at the O.K. Corral.” My hard that you could see the imprint way. He never, for example, urged us
dad had a weakness for narrating mo- clearly even several pages beneath, and to read Foucault, or Socrates, or, re-
ments in which, as he saw it, he dared I often stared at those indentations, ally, any books. Those forty-five-min-
to speak the truth. One of his favorite which for me had the mesmerizing ute blocks of daydreams were, I think,
films was “High Noon”; this paired well power of hieroglyphs. Maybe this was closer to what he meant by the life of
with another favorite of his, “Rasho- what he didn’t want to, or couldn’t, trans- the mind. They were about idly turn-
mon.” In one, there’s good and evil; in late for his students—something of ing over this or that, or maybe also
the other, a tangle of both that can never making your way in the world when about imagining yourself as Marco
be unravelled. you are, by nature, not really the kind Polo. They were about enjoying being
I now see that he must have doubted of person who makes his way in the alone, and in your thoughts. That’ll
himself in this herring incident, though. world. Maybe the herring was a red her- slow you down.
Otherwise, why was he telling me the ring. When I went to college, I always It also took my dad a long time to fall
story? I said—with the moral confi- praised my foreign grad-student T.A.s asleep. He managed this by watching re-
dence of youth—that he should have to the moon and back. runs of detective shows that came on late
told the student what a herring was, at night. He sat in a dining-room chair,
that it was an exam on fluid dynamics, ne fight I remember, because my close to the television in the living room,
not on fish. And I told him that I
thought what he had done was mean.
O father did not enjoy it, was about
what kind of car he should get when
not while reclining on his three or four
or five pillows in bed. I would sleep
We had a pretty long argument about the old one broke down. For years, he on the sofa in the living room, rather
it. But my father stuck with his guns. drove an enormous used beige Chevy than in my own bed, because I didn’t like
He said, “When you go through life, Caprice Classic, which fit all of us plus going to sleep in my room alone. My
you’ll understand that, if you don’t know relatives for long road trips. My dad dad particularly loved “Columbo,” with
26 THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022
Peter Falk. Also, a show with a large is there to tell the mother what hap- rendering. If I had the urge to step back
balding man called Cannon. And “The pened, so that she can cut open the from a just conflict, my dad would re-
Rockford Files,” with James Garner. Gar- wolf ’s stomach and retrieve her chil- mind me that Chamberlain had a choice
ner was from Norman. It was known dren, and they then all have the tini- between war and shame, and that he
that he was related to my elementary- est child to thank for their survival. My chose shame but got war later. If you
school principal, Dr. Bumgarner. He was daughter is familiar with this story heard my dad humming something, it
so beloved, a dream of a man—both the through years of being indoctrinated was probably the “Toreador Song,” by
actor and the principal. Later, when I about the special powers of littleness. Bizet, or Frank Sinatra’s “My Way.”
was older, there was a new show, “Crazy I’m now as old as my dad was when I remember a battle he assisted
Like a Fox,” that would come on before he was a dad, staying up, transitioning me with. One day, when my brother
the reruns. It starred a father-and-son into restfulness by watching those brought home a soccer trophy, I started
detective team: the dad was kooky and shows. Why was my dreamy dad such to cry. I had never won anything. (If
couldn’t be restrained; the son was prac- a fan of detective shows? The only other only I had spent my childhood crying
tical. Together, they could solve anything. shows I remember him liking were less and fighting more!) When the fifth-
Sometimes I slept through the shows, political-argument shows, “Jeeves and grade track meet came around, I was
dimly registering their high-volume Wooster,” and, for some reason that I set to compete in the one event that
presence. At other times I watched them, have yet to unpack, “The Jewel in the had only four competitors—the un-
but while lying down. It was essential Crown.” Was it because those detec- popular distance event. The distance
that I fall asleep before “The Twilight tives shrugged into dangerous situa- was half a mile. If I could run faster
Zone” reruns came on, because a whole tions coolly? Because they always said than even one of the other girls, I would
night of sleep would be ruined if I acci- the right thing? Ultimately, they were get a ribbon, which was at least atmo-
dentally saw an episode in which there men of action. They could easily have spherically related to a trophy.
was a fourth dimension in a closet, or a handled a Jeep with no doors. Maybe Tzvi did something classic in one
character who discovered that he could they were the ideal avatars for a man way but very unlike himself in another.
pause time. devoted to the life of the mind. Not He did something practical. The month
Until I was at least ten, my dad that the shows were a consolation prize before the track meet, he took me out
helped me fall asleep every night. He for having “no life.” It wasn’t like that. to our school track several nights a
sang lullabies about boats going out to The life of the mind wasn’t no life— week. I ran in a button-up shirt, I now
sea and never returning. He told sto- it was life. And great battlefields were remember, one that was white with
ries, one of which was about an ex- plentiful. When my brother had a mild blue stripes. Four laps around the track
tremely tiny child, small enough to fit conflict with his high-school calculus was half a mile. He timed me, and he
into a soda bottle, and one day, when teacher over a midterm grade, my dad shouted at me.
a wolf comes and eats up all the other gave him Churchill’s speech about During the race, when, on the third
normal-sized siblings, the tiny sibling fighting on the beaches and never sur- lap, I passed a girl whose name I won’t
mention to protect her from the indig-
nity of it, she began to cry. To be passed
by me was much worse than just com-
ing in last. But my dad had no sympa-
thy for her. The way he saw it, I had
shown the world; I had never surren-
dered. I guess what I’m saying is that
some ways of being nice came easily
to my father, and other ways were dif-
ficult for him, even as, for someone
else, it would be a whole other set of
things that were easy, that were diffi-
cult. When he trained me for that meet,
he had done something, for me, that
for him was difficult. He had not been
forty-five minutes late.

e rarely ate dinner together as a


W family. My mom doled out to
each of us the food that we wanted, at
the hour that we wanted it. Chopped-
tomato-cucumber-red-onion salads for
my father. Plain couscous with butter
for me. An argument with my brother
“If we ever get back on the road, I think we should go electric.” about ordering takeout. I believe my
mom ate whatever was left over, that be home soon. When my dad returned, had been shot by one of his patients.
no one else wanted. Years later, with- he attended our local Hillel each Fri- Another was just a very tall and very
out quite deciding to, I assumed a sim- day, sometimes with me, to say the slim woman who we all knew was “from
ilar role. In that role, I nicknamed my- Mourner’s Kaddish. Often, there weren’t Oxford.” One of the rabbis who in-
self the Invisible Dishrag. Being a the required ten men present to have structed us had blue eyes and had been
dishrag extends beyond cooking, of a “real” service, with the Kaddish, and a d.j. and a ski instructor living in Berke-
course. Sometimes I would find myself this frustrated my father: he had come ley before becoming religious. He told
deeply bothered and resentful about for the Kaddish. As a child, I didn’t us a long story in class one day about
my dishrag role. But most of the time count among the ten— how, through a series of
I found myself thinking, perhaps smugly, maybe also as a female. I kooky chance encounters,
Well, I’m capable. My dad often talked remember that my father his son’s congenital heart
about how intelligent my mother was. argued otherwise. malformation was found
To be a dishrag was not to be Jeannie That Kaddish year gave and immediately operated
from “I Dream of Jeannie” (though I me a narrow but real peek on—and that this was be-
loved her, too) but more like Saman- into my dad’s childhood. I cause Hashem was watch-
tha, from “Bewitched.” Samantha was knew that my grandfather ing out for him. At that
powerful—she could, for example, tele- put a sugar cube into his point, I decided that my
port by wiggling her nose—but she mouth when he drank tea, dad would have sided with
kept her power under wraps out of re- and that he told my dad the rest of my family, and
spect for the man in her life, a guy he wouldn’t understand the wanted me out of there. My
named Darrin. That I watched so much movie “Rashomon” until he was older. dad’s voice has often been with me in
television during childhood, wasting I think Tzvi said little to me about his this way, generally amused, occasion-
away like that, I also somehow have be- own childhood because he wanted to ally in the mood for a fight.
come O.K. with. Though it has left me let me have my childhood, and not
unable to watch any television at all crowd it out with the inner lives and ne afternoon, toward the end of my
now, when television has supposedly
become so good.
melancholies and anxieties of adults.
He did say to me once, “Your mother
O last year of high school, I found
pages from a magazine torn out and taped
There was one meal that my fam- and I did one thing right. We made to my door. The pages were titled “Mes-
ily did eat together. That was the Pass- sure that you and your brother got to sages from My Father,” and they were by
over meal, which we usually shared be children for a long time.” What he Calvin Trillin, in the June 20th, 1994, issue
with the Scottish Jewish Orthodox felt worst about was that the family of The New Yorker. The reason we had a
family who lived on the other side of had to move so much when my brother New Yorker subscription at all was that it
town, the Levines. To this day, my was young; after I started first grade, was advertised on one of those Sunday
brother and I still call roasted potatoes we stayed in place for more than ten mornings when my dad watched the
Levine potatoes. What I remember years. I’ve come to think that maybe “fighting shows” at full volume, and I had
best about those Seders was how my my childhood was happy mostly be- said that maybe we should get a subscrip-
dad and Martin Levine, a dentist, were cause it was childhood. When I moved tion, and he had said, “I don’t have time
capable of long discussions about al- in with my partner and his children, to read it, but how about you read it, and
most any line of the Haggadah. They and later when I had a child, my own you tell me if there’s something in there
debated the meaning of the line “My childhood returned to me. I believe I should read.” The day that my dad taped
father was a wandering Aramaean.” that children arrive with their own life the Trillin piece to my door, he told me
Where and when had they got this of the mind, and that to the extent that I should one day write something
knowledge? My dad came from a very that they get to spend time in that like that about him. Ha-ha. Four months
secular family, but, in the Israeli Army, world which they themselves have in- later, my father had a heart attack and
he had won some sort of contest in vented—that’s pretty good. Much of died, at the age of fifty-three. I didn’t
Bible knowledge. (This is also true of the rest is roulette. write that essay. I didn’t know enough. I
Bertie Wooster.) That my father had The summer after my dad died, I barely even knew that my father was gone.
been in the Army—that fact felt to me found myself studying at a women’s ye- I was not many weeks into my first year
like fiction, though we had his old Army shiva in Jerusalem—I assume because of college, and a substantial part of me
water bottle under the kitchen sink. I thought I’d learn some of the Bibli- thought, I’ll see him when I go back to
For some reason, the inessential learned- cal knowledge mysteriously held by my Oklahoma. I had several dreams in which
ness of those Seder meals impressed father. My family thought I was insane. he was sitting in a booth at a diner. When
me as something that I could never I may as well have been studying with my Spanish teacher learned, through
accomplish but which resided in the Scientologists, as far as they were con- some conversation exercise, that my fa-
realms where true worth lay. cerned. Most of the young women there ther was a meteorologist, she told me
When my dad’s father died, he didn’t had, well, backstories. One was a pro- that she had always wanted to under-
tell me. My mom told me that my fessional dancer who had been in a car stand how wind chill was calculated, and
grandfather had died, and that was why crash and broken her back. Another she asked me to ask my dad about that.
my dad was away, but that he would was the daughter of a psychiatrist who I told her I would. 
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A REPORTER AT LARGE

THE PALACE GATES


Is the Prime Minister of Ethiopia rebuilding his country or tearing it apart?
BY JON LEE ANDERSON

t the wheel of an armored Toy- projects the self-assurance of a moti- too fast to overturn Ethiopia’s corrupt

A ota Land Cruiser, trailed by a


car full of bodyguards, Prime
Minister Abiy Ahmed drove me around
vational speaker. Soon after taking
office, he published a best-selling book
about the transformative power of med­
old order. His critics accuse him of start-
ing an ethnic conflict in order to favor
his political allies; some demand that
Addis Ababa, the capital of Ethiopia. emer, which is sold at roadside stalls, his Nobel be revoked, and warn that
With a politician’s pride, he pointed alongside volumes by Tony Robbins the unrest that has attended his time
out some of his recent civic projects: a and Jordan Peterson. In conversation, in office is spreading through the re-
vast park and a national library; a hand- Abiy does most of the talking, but he gion. But, as Abiy and I toured Ethio-
icrafts market; a planetarium, still under demands constant feedback. It is not pia, he seemed to want to talk about
construction. Throughout the city were enough to nod along with him; he everything but the conflict that had en-
government buildings that he’d built wants to know what you think, if only gulfed his country. From inside his mo-
or remade: the federal police headquar- to disagree. torcade, it was as if there were no war
ters, the Ministry of Mines, an artificial- Abiy writes in his book that human going on at all.
intelligence center, the Ministry of beings have a “direct existential need”
Defense. In the Entoto Hills, above to be free of massacres and wars, and n “Crabs in a Bucket,” a forthcom-
Addis, he had established a complex
of recreational areas to showcase his
not long after his election he delivered
a surprising advance. For two decades,
I ing book, the Somali author Nurud-
din Farah likens Ethiopian politics to a
Green Legacy Initiative, aimed at mak- Ethiopia had been in a hostile stand- destructive Groundhog Day. Farah, who
ing Ethiopia a pioneer in sustainable off with its neighbor Eritrea—the lin- is seventy-six, grew up in a part of So-
agriculture and renewable energy. He gering aftereffect of a war that claimed malia that was ceded to Ethiopia by the
boasted of having planted eighteen as many as a hundred thousand lives. colonial British after they ousted the
billion trees. “If in five years the world Abiy forged a peace deal, which ended Italians in the Second World War.
does not recognize what we have done,” the standoff and earned him a Nobel “Think of a demolition site when you
he said, as he negotiated a turn, “then Peace Prize, in recognition of his ef- think about Ethiopia, a country under
I am not your brother.” forts to “promote reconciliation, soli- constant rebuilding, one whose laws are
It was all part of his vision, he ex- darity and social justice.” At the Nobel often dismantled to accommodate the
plained, to transform his country into ceremony, in Stockholm, he invoked new ruler, and whose peoples’ nerves are
a modern state. Ethiopia is Africa’s sec- both the Bible and the Quran: “Before frequently shredded before another re-
ond most populous nation, with the we can harvest peace dividends, we must gime gains power, only to demolish what
largest economy in East Africa. But it plant seeds of love, forgiveness, and rec- has gone on before,” Farah writes. “Ethi-
is ethnically fractured, with more than onciliation in the hearts and minds of opian leaders are famous for telling big
eighty distinct groups, many of them our citizens.” and small porky pies to their fellow cit-
beset by old enmities and overlapping But the spirit of reconciliation did izens and to the rest of the world; they
territorial claims. Abiy came to power not flourish in Abiy’s Ethiopia. In No- know how to start conflicts that lead to
in 2018, promising to heal the country’s vember, 2020, just eleven months after wars, not how to resolve conflicts.”
divisions. A former soldier and intelli- he was awarded the Nobel, violence Farah’s assessment is bleak, but the
gence officer, he was born to parents erupted in Tigray, a rebellious region past half century of Ethiopian politics
from Ethiopia’s two main religious com- in the north. Abiy’s army became em- largely supports it. In 1974, a military
munities—his mother from the Ortho- broiled in a conflict that involved grue- faction called the Derg seized power,
dox Christian majority and his father some ethnic killing, gang rapes, and overthrowing the emperor, Haile Se-
from the sizable Muslim minority. His mass executions. Hundreds of thou- lassie. The Derg’s leader, Colonel
guiding principle was medemer, an Am- sands of Tigrayans were soon on the Mengistu Haile Mariam, presided
haric term meaning “synergy,” or “com- brink of starvation, while others poured over a murderous purge, known as the
ing together.” across the Sudanese border to find ref- Red Terror, intended to remake the
Abiy, at forty-six, could be mistaken uge in hastily built camps. country as a Communist stronghold.
for a prosperous real-estate agent: me- The violence has sparked an inter- Mengistu had several dozen rivals ma-
dium height, trimmed goatee, and a national argument about Abiy. His chine-gunned at the national palace,
wardrobe of khakis, casual shirts, and supporters say that he is a modernizer, and subsequently held a ceremony in
gold-rimmed Cartier sunglasses. He whose only mistake was that he moved the newly named Revolution Square,
30 THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022
ALEX WELSH

Abiy Ahmed won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2019. A year later, his army was implicated in human-rights atrocities.
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in which he swore to eliminate “vora- that their traditional lands had been shrinking the Ethiopian state to allow
cious feudalists, hired fascists, and run- breached, and that they had been shut greater freedom and a more demo-
ning dogs” and smashed bottles filled out of power. cratic system. It would also put an
with red liquid, symbolizing his ene- In 2012, a non-Tigrayan became Oromo in charge of the country for
mies’ blood. Even as the country suf- Prime Minister—Hailemariam De- the first time. In April, 2018, after a
fered one of its periodic droughts, salegn, a mild-mannered Wolayta who brief and contested shuffling of legis-
Mengistu launched a Stalinist collec- had trained as a water engineer. But lative leaders, parliament elected him
tivization campaign, and hundreds of Tigrayans still held key positions in the to the job.
thousands died of starvation. government, the armed forces, and the Within days of coming to power,
In 1991, the Derg was overthrown by state-controlled economy. Ethnic mi- Abiy moved to overturn the status
a coalition of rebel militias; Abiy, who litias clashed, and resentments festered. quo. He began by releasing thousands
was then in the seventh grade, left school There was particular discontent of political prisoners, and decried the
for a time to join the cause. When the among the Oromo, the country’s larg- use of torture in Ethiopia’s prisons.
fighting was over, the fiercest and most est group. As the government pushed He also ended a state of emergency
cohesive of the rebel groups, the Tigray to expand the capital city into surround- imposed by the T.P.L.F. and launched
People’s Liberation Front, took charge ing Oromo villages, many people com- an overhaul of the country’s security
of the governing coalition, and led the plained that their land had been seized agencies.
country’s politics for the next twenty- without compensation. Protests broke The first months of his tenure were
seven years. The T.P.L.F., as it was out, and the unrest spread to other re- dizzyingly ambitious. He announced
known, imposed a program of economic gions. In 2018, Hailemariam abruptly his intention to privatize state-owned
modernization, which in time produced stepped down as Prime Minister, call- enterprises, including telecommunica-
striking gains. For a decade and a half, ing for “reforms that would lead to sus- tions and aviation, and sought agree-
the growth rate hovered around ten tainable peace and democracy.” His de- ments to give his landlocked nation
per cent, and Ethiopia became known parture gave Abiy his opening. access to ports in Djibouti, Sudan, So-
among boosters as the China of Africa. maliland, and Kenya. He went on to
But the real wealth went largely to those biy has an unshakable belief in implement an economic plan, focussed
who were already rich, or to people con-
nected with the government, which con-
A his ability to overcome obsta-
cles—not just to see the future but to
on five areas: mining, information and
communications technology, manufac-
trolled much of the economy. And the shape it. “I used to tell all my friends turing, agriculture, and tourism. In the
leadership tolerated little dissent, im- thirty years ago that I was going to be West, his advocacy of freedom—in pol-
prisoning and torturing thousands of P.M., and everyone took it as a joke,” itics and, especially, in the market—
political opponents. he said, on one of our drives. “Then, drew praise. The Financial Times called
The problems of ethnic division also once I became P.M. and I made peace him “Africa’s new talisman.”
lingered. The Tigrayans came from with Eritrea, I asked my minister of Abiy speaks about his initiatives with
a region in the north that contains foreign affairs, ‘Do you think I could unwavering confidence. “I wanted to
ancient sites of civilization, and they get the Nobel?’ He said, ‘It’s true you add value for my country, and I am
thought of themselves as the heirs of have done everything you promised, doing it,” he told me. But his leader-
a profound historical lineage. But they but on this I am not sure.’ And then ship was quickly met with violent op-
were a relatively small group, making I won the Nobel.” position. Barely two months into his
up just six per cent of Ethiopia’s pop- Before Abiy took office, he did not term, as he addressed a crowd in down-
ulation, and they were trying to retain seem to outside observers like an ob- town Addis, an assailant mounted a
control of a fractious country. vious candidate for a country seeking grenade attack, in which two people
In an effort to reset the balance of radical change. He had spent his early died and scores were wounded. A group
power, the T.P.L.F. split Ethiopia into career working within the ruling coa- of policemen were arrested for failing
semi-autonomous regions, encompass- lition. After rising to the rank of lieu- to prevent the attack; Abiy’s sympa-
ing the traditional territories of the tenant colonel in the military, he went thizers saw it as evidence that he had
main ethnic groups. The effect, a se- into politics in 2010, winning a seat in enemies on the inside. In June, 2019,
nior Western official told me, was to parliament. He served briefly as min- the military attempted a coup in the
“seed the future with ethnic problems,” ister of science and technology before Amhara region, killing the region’s pres-
creating a system of eleven mini-states becoming vice-president of the Oro- ident and the national armed forces’
in near-perpetual tension. For much of mia region. By Abiy’s account, though, chief of staff. Abiy carried on with his
the twentieth century, the Amhara, the he was already agitating from the in- reforms, and increasingly worked to
country’s second-largest group, had side. “I was always telling the former force T.P.L.F. members out of his ad-
dominated Ethiopian politics. Now the P.M.s that I was going to replace them,” ministration. That November, he elim-
government gave the Tigrayans a por- he told me. “You know, they can kill inated the governing coalition that the
tion of land that the Amhara regarded you for that—but I said it.” Tigrayans had led. In its place, he de-
as theirs, provoking an enduring re- When the position of Prime Min- vised a new political vehicle, the Pros-
sentment. Just about everywhere an in- ister opened up, Abiy’s candidacy of- perity Party—essentially the same co-
ternal border was created, people felt fered a new vision for the country: alition that he had disbanded, except
32 THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022
for the T.P.L.F., which refused to join. shooting. One man calls out to a com- Ethiopian Embassy in Washington,
The Tigrayan leadership decamped rade to shoot his victim again, because D.C. At the beginning, Berhane told
to northern Ethiopia. In the regional he is still moving; another tells his me, he was hopeful that Abiy could
capital of Mekelle, the former national fellow-soldiers, “Use no more than two bring the country together, but he
government became an alternate cen- bullets—two is enough to kill them.” quickly developed doubts. In July, 2018,
ter of power, with much of the coun- In the end, the soldiers toss their vic- Abiy visited the U.S., and spoke before
try’s bureaucratic expertise and a sig- tims off the cliff, shooting some of them a crowd of expatriate Ethiopians. As
nificant portion of its military force. In again on ledges where they have fallen. Berhane introduced him, the crowd
2020, when Abiy postponed national The soldiers carry out the killings with began insulting him for being Tigrayan,
elections, saying that COVID-19 pre- an air of complicit glee. Their victims and jeering at him to get off the stage.
sented too great a threat, the Tigray- are eerily silent. He hoped that Abiy would say some-
ans defiantly held elections of their own. Finally, in March, 2021, Abiy ac- thing to calm things down. Instead,
The T.P.L.F. received ninety-eight per knowledged that the Eritreans had the Prime Minister went on with his
cent of the vote, giving its chairman, been involved in the fighting, and al- speech as if nothing had happened.
Debretsion Gebremichael, control of lowed that atrocities may have been When Berhane registered concern af-
the regional congress. committed. He promised, somewhat terward, he told me, Abiy chided him
The war began two months later, vaguely, to seek justice. Western ob- for being too sensitive.
with what the T.P.L.F. has described as servers were outraged, but Abiy’s con- Berhane reassured himself that it
both a “preëmptive operation” and a “le- stituents seemed not to care. Three was an isolated incident. “I thought
gitimate act of self-defense” against months later, he held a national elec- things would resolve themselves,” he
forces that Abiy had mobilized around tion—excluding Tigray—and easily se- said. But then the war broke out, and
the region. Before daybreak on Novem- cured a new five-year term. His slogan the news emerged that the Eritreans
ber 4th, Tigrayan soldiers attacked a was “New Beginnings.” were fighting on Abiy’s side. “We were
key Ethiopian Army garrison near Me- Within the government, though, told to publicly deny the reports—but
kelle. Within hours, Abiy’s warplanes some of his loyalists were appalled. how could we deny it?” Berhane said.
and Army units were on their way to When Abiy took power, he had built “That was a sign to me that the gov-
counter the attack and to seize Me- an inclusive administration, with wo- ernment would destabilize not just
kelle. After three weeks of fierce fight- men in cabinet positions and Tigray- Ethiopia but the whole region.” When
ing, Abiy declared military operations ans—those who weren’t loyal to the the videos of war crimes came to light,
“completed,” and Debretsion and his T.P.L.F.—occupying key posts. Among Berhane resigned from his post. For
comrades vanished into the Tigrayan them was Berhane Kidanemariam, who people who had believed in Abiy’s
countryside. served as second-in-command of the early promise, the videos felt like a
But Abiy hadn’t fought by himself;
his forces weren’t strong enough. In-
stead, he had made a kind of devil’s
bargain. To take on the T.P.L.F., he had
formed a military alliance with Eritrea,
which has a powerful army and one of
the world’s most repressive govern-
ments. He had also solicited support
from Amhara militias. Both the Eritre-
ans and the Amhara had old grievances
with the Tigrayans. During the fight-
ing, reports spread of gang rapes, and
of widespread killings of civilians. The
U.S. Secretary of State, Antony Blinken,
said that “ethnic cleansing” seemed to
be taking place.
Abiy’s government heatedly denied
the charge, but videos were circulating
that appeared to show persuasive evi-
dence of war crimes. One particularly
gruesome video, from January, 2021,
shows Ethiopian soldiers filming one
another as they murder at least thirty
residents of a village in central Tigray.
The soldiers urge one another on as
they lead captives—young men in
civilian clothes—to a cliff and begin “I liked this place better when it was a cat café.”
betrayal. “I couldn’t control my feel- Nations, to warn of the rise of Fascism. them during the restoration. There were
ings,” Berhane said. “I still can’t get it Selassie was a crucial proponent of the globes of every size; elephant tusks; more
out of my mind.” anti-colonial pan-African movement thrones; the Emperor’s clothes, includ-
and a vocal opponent of apartheid who ing white Chelsea boots and his uni-
biy’s residence—a modernist man- was personally acquainted with Mao, form from the Second World War. Abiy
A sion, with exercise machines on
the lawn—is surrounded by relics of
de Gaulle, and Queen Elizabeth II. He
was especially close with the U.S., and
gestured to an antique exercise bike and
joked, “They thought only people now-
Ethiopia’s contested history. It sits at made state visits to every President from adays worried about their weight.”
the foot of a hill where Emperor Me- Dwight Eisenhower to Richard Nixon; In the garages was the Emperor’s
nelik II, who ruled from 1889 to 1913, in October, 1963, John F. Kennedy drove car collection: two hundred vehicles,
built his royal compound. Menelik was with him past cheering crowds in the from a horse-drawn hearse to antique
a canny, brutal Amhara who beat back back seat of a gleaming convertible. Bentleys. Abiy pointed out an ar-
the first Italian conquest of Ethiopia At the height of his reign, Selassie mor-plated Cadillac limo—believed to
and went on to expand his empire by built the Jubilee Palace, downhill from be among the last cars that Selassie
using European firearms against rival his former home. One afternoon, Abiy bought before his overthrow—and
ethnic groups. He also brought the took me there. The palace, he explained, guided me into the back seat. It had
country its first automobiles, postal ser- was the centerpiece of his Addis Ababa blue carpet, and a special footstool, cus-
vice, and electrical and telephone lines. renovation. In the basement, he ush- tomized to imperial specifications. (The
The palace where Menelik lived is ered me past armed soldiers and through Emperor was not a tall man.) Abiy
also where Ethiopia’s last emperor, Haile a doorway. Stretching out his arms, he gazed at Selassie’s seal—a crowned lion
Selassie, grew up. Known as the King announced, “This is the gold room.” It wielding a flag—and marvelled, “Ev-
of Kings, Conquering Lion of the Tribe was filled with ornaments: goblets, can- erything has his emblem. Do you see?”
of Judah, Elect of God, Selassie was delabra, a pair of ornately carved thrones. The last known photograph of Se-
hailed as the culmination of a dynasty Abiy opened a cabinet and handed me lassie, taken at the moment of his ar-
that, according to legend, had begun a hefty plate. With a thrilled look, he rest, shows him a slender man of eighty-
with the union of King Solomon and said, “Everything in here is gold.” two, with erect posture and a clipped
the Queen of Sheba. He became a fig- Abiy’s curators had catalogued more beard. He is standing on the palace
ure of global renown in 1936, when, after than two hundred thousand artifacts steps, surrounded by military officers,
Mussolini invaded Ethiopia, he gave from the palace, and concrete-block just before he was humiliatingly forced
an eloquent speech at the League of storehouses had been erected to protect into a VW Beetle.
Under arrest, he was taken up the
hill, back to the palace where he had
spent his childhood. He died there, in
his bedroom, in 1975, allegedly mur-
dered by Mengistu’s security chief.
Mengistu secretly buried Selassie un-
derneath the floorboards of an office
nearby, apparently exulting in walking
over his body.
Abiy seems to regard Selassie as the
ultimate validation of Ethiopia’s claim
to national grandeur. But the Emperor
is a complicated icon. To his admirers,
he is the crucial unifying figure in the
country’s modern history. To detrac-
tors, he was an Amhara nationalist who
brought about unity by squashing dis-
sent and making Amharic the official
language of the bureaucracy.
By developing the grounds, Abiy is
reclaiming Ethiopia’s imperial past. For
years, Selassie’s compound was closed
off, and Ethiopians were afraid even to
approach its outer walls, for fear of trig-
ger-happy guards. Now a zoo occupies
the space of a former military prison.
Abiy is having a new palace built, up
the hill from his current residence.
When it is complete, he said, he will
move there, and open the entire com- ing in time. She is otherwise a shy per- charismatic leader who puts himself
pound to the public, under its new name: son who largely stays out of view, rais- above it all,” Stefan Dercon, who teaches
Unity Park. ing their children. (She and Abiy have economics at Oxford and who has ad-
After Abiy moves out, footbridges three teen-age daughters and a young vised Ethiopian governments for de-
and pedestrian tunnels will connect the adopted son.) cades, said. “But his vision is vague, as
compound with a huge new park area, The First Lady was sponsoring a leaders’ visions often are.” Dercon de-
across the road, where a small army of program that built bread factories scribed a kind of faith-based econom-
Ethiopian workers was putting the fin- throughout the country, to alleviate the ics: “He has this belief in free enterprise
ishing touches on gardens and a plan- problem of food production. Mesfin and prosperity through hard work. It’s
etarium, under the watch of Chinese explained that, on today’s trip, she and the prosperity gospel—he’s directly com-
contractors. Not everything could be Abiy were visiting a young ing out of that. I think he
outsourced that way, though. As we developer who had volun- just likes the shiny projects.”
passed the steps of Jubilee Palace, where teered to add a bakery to a Many of the impressive
Selassie had been forced into the Bee- cluster of apartment tow- results that Abiy touts—
tle, Abiy pointed to some eroded stone ers that he was building. huge wheat farms, irrigation
bas-reliefs and whispered, “I will have When we approached, Abiy programs, industrial facil-
the Italians do the restoration work on was grilling the man about ities—are the continuation
the fine things. I can’t have the Chi- his progress and urging him of programs started under
nese doing that. You understand.” to build more bakeries the T.P.L.F.-led govern-
around town. The devel- ment, which focussed its
efore our excursions, Abiy liked to oper nodded, with a neu- development efforts on the
B meet me in a favorite spot: under
a tree in the palace compound, a short
tral expression, but he was
clearly taken aback. At another con-
countryside. Abiy’s own
initiatives tend to cluster in cities, where
walk from his residence. A butler sup- struction site, Abiy interrogated a de- they can benefit young constituents—
plied coffee, served, in the Ethiopian veloper who had been building a soup and, he hopes, impress foreign visitors.
tradition, in tiny ceramic cups. After kitchen: a tin-roofed structure of con- Without enough access to domestic
we finished, Abiy would ask if I had crete blocks with a cement floor. As we investment capital, he needs money
enjoyed it, and, when I assured him walked away, Mesfin confided, “The from outside.
that I had, he’d say, “Shall we go?” P.M. is not happy. He wants the soup There is much in Ethiopia to attract
Though Abiy rarely talks to report- kitchen to be bigger.” investors. The country has an educated
ers, he seemed happy to spend days Abiy’s interventions can seem coun- population, decent infrastructure, and
showing me his development projects. terproductive, even to his allies. As one enormous supplies of minerals, water,
He and his delegates took me to see a of his advisers told me, “Sometimes we and arable land. But development,
sprawling banana plantation, part of a are angry at him for planting flowers according to a recent I.M.F. report,
scheme to promote agribusiness; a new when we have so many other things has faced a long list of impediments:
airport under construction; and a re- wrong in the country. But he says, ‘This COVID-19, the war in Ukraine, a fero-
cently completed industrial park in the is for the future generations.’ His atti- cious drought worsened by climate
city of Hawassa—one of twelve that tude is ‘Why only concentrate on the change. Most significantly, the conflict
he is building around the country. Abiy’s problems? We need to show that we in Tigray has frozen international aid.
aides talked in awed tones about his are more than the conflict.’” As a result of the fighting and the ev-
tireless energy. A Western observer Abiy finds funding for his ventures idence of war crimes, the Biden Ad-
with extensive experience in the region wherever he can. He has held fund-rais- ministration has cut off Ethiopia’s ac-
put it differently: “He has proven amaz- ers on the sites of Addis’s new parks, cess to credits and loans.
ingly adept at consolidating power and where he can lean on his country’s bil- But Abiy has other funders who are
then seemingly having no objective for lionaires, many of whom built their for- less concerned with human-rights vio-
using it that lasts longer than a month.” tunes under the old regime. In 2020, lations. On a helicopter trip to Awash
One morning, Abiy’s chief of staff, his wife’s office announced that it had National Park, a swampy wilderness
an adroit man in his early thirties named solicited donations to construct twenty east of Addis, he travelled with a group
Mesfin Melaku, drove me to join Abiy schools in the countryside. Abiy gave of Emiratis, whom he introduced
and his wife, Zinash Tayachew, as they some two million dollars in profits from vaguely as “friends.” Abiy had built a
checked in on some of their projects. his book to build more. lakeside tourist resort in the park. The
Zinash, an ethnic Amhara from the He has also printed new currency, water was disconcertingly infested with
seventeenth-century city of Gondar, announcing that it was necessary both crocodiles, but the landscape was rug-
met Abiy when they were both serv- to deter financial crimes and to “sal- gedly beautiful, and the developers had
ing in the military, and not long after- vage the country’s fractured economy.” erected kid-friendly animal statues
ward she converted to Pentecostalism, It has had little effect. During his term, around the grounds. The resort was
his religion. Zinash is a gospel singer, the rate of inflation has been more than one of half a dozen that Abiy was hav-
with a stirring voice; YouTube is full of thirty per cent a year. ing constructed in Ethiopia; the idea
clips of her performing, audiences sway- “Abiy likes to present himself as this was to seek international partners that
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would run them as concessions, and
to use them as hubs to develop the
countryside. STUDY OF TWO FIGURES (MIDAS / MARIGOLD)
Over dinner, at a long table by a
swimming pool, we listened as Abiy Everything he touches turns yellow.
spoke about how Ethiopia could be
useful to its allies. For one thing, he We are meant to understand this as a form of death.
suggested, Ethiopia could “fight their
wars” for them. He had noticed that Death is a wish to improve one’s surroundings.
Westerners no longer seemed eager to
send their sons into combat, but Ethi- Which is to say, to be dissatisfied with one’s surroundings is a
opians were good fighters, he said, and form of death.
did not have the same qualms.
The Emiratis mostly kept to them- To be dissatisfied with one’s child, to wish to improve one’s child,
selves, but an amiable man named is to wish its death.
Fahad Abdulrahman bin Sultan in-
troduced himself as the head of the Her death.
U.A.E. Red Crescent Society. Bin Sul-
tan told me that Ethiopia could be- The dead child is unchanging, therefore beautiful.
come a tourist hub, if it was developed
properly. It has abundant water, and Which is why we say that death is the father of beauty.
it is convenient to the Arabian Pen-
insula (“really hot at this time of year”). He created her.
Abiy, he said, was a visionary: “If he
can have ten years in power, Ethiopia Then he created her again.
will be transformed, like Egypt was
with Sisi.” He didn’t seem bothered His tears gild his gaze.
by Sisi’s fierce repression of his polit-
ical opponents.
In Ethiopia, the Emiratis are a step up their role here,” he said. “But, “Then these guys came.” He was refer-
less significant presence than the Chi- if they don’t come, there are others, you ring to the Biden Administration. “They
nese, who have been in the country know, who are interested.” don’t know who their true friends are,”
for more than a decade. In Addis, Chi- he said. Since the war began, “they made
nese laborers in overalls are ubiquitous: t hiopia’s relationship with the the mistake of talking publicly and down
expanding the international airport;
working around the clock on the park-
E United States was a preoccupation
for Abiy. During a helicopter trip
to me. Samantha Power announced she
was coming to Ethiopia and was going
land known as Friendship Square and through the countryside, he turned away to meet me. Without even consulting me!
on the spaceship-like planetarium; from the view and declared how much That’s not the way it’s done. So I didn’t
finishing up the Commercial Bank of he “loved” the U.S. “Really,” he said. see her, and she left very upset. Now there
Ethiopia, an undulating spire that is “America is a beautiful country. And is a different approach—they know they
among the tallest buildings in Africa. the Americans are very good people. must behave respectfully.” (U.S. officials
Roads and bridges are being constructed And I know the country, maybe better have said that Abiy’s office ignored their
throughout Ethiopia, and the Chinese than some Americans! I’ve driven from attempts to schedule a meeting.)
play a key role in almost all of them. Washington all the way to California.” Even though Abiy was desperate for
No country holds more of Ethiopia’s In the mid-two-thousands, Ethiopia American investment, he couldn’t bring
external debt than China. “The Ethi- became a regional ally of the U.S., send- himself to be too reverent about its pol-
opians still haven’t figured out how ing troops to invade Somalia to fight iticians. He told me that he had “taken
they’re going to pay down the debt, Al Shabaab, an insurgent group linked a big intake of breath” when he heard
which is a problem,” a U.S. diplomat to Al Qaeda. After Abiy’s time in the that Joe Biden had fallen off his bicy-
with extensive experience in the Horn military, he worked for the government cle. “I wish he acted his age,” he said.
of Africa told me. in cybersecurity and intelligence and He went on, “Obama was good at mak-
Abiy occasionally fretted over how spent some time in U.S. training pro- ing inspiring speeches, but he made
much money he was borrowing. “If you grams. “In the Iraq War, I fought with more promises than he could fulfill.”
are a really good person,” he told me, them,” he said. “I was the one who would Abiy grimaced when I asked about Don-
“pray for me for just one thing—that I send intelligence from this part of the ald Trump. “He did a lot of damage to
can manage our debt.” He told me that world to the N.S.A., on Sudan and America’s image. Let’s not even talk
he would like to work more with West- Yemen and Somalia. The N.S.A. knows about him in the same way as the oth-
ern companies, but that the Chinese me. I would fight and die for America.” ers.” Without discernible irony, Abiy
had been useful. “The Americans should Abiy gave a disgusted wave of his hand. said that he was concerned by the tu-
36 THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022
With the Tigrayans trapped in the
north, Abiy seemed to be looking for
They harden as they hit the ground. a way to de-escalate. Gabriel Negatu,
an influential Ethiopian businessman
They are a tribute scattered at her perfected feet. who lives in Washington, D.C., but re-
mains close to Abiy, told me that the
Unlike other forms of grief, they are durable, portable. offensive had been halted for financial
reasons; the war was costing hundreds
A currency, they can be exchanged for other beautiful or useful things. of millions of dollars. “That was why
the P.M. pulled back,” he said. “Also,
His weighty head lifts, a sunflower at midmorning. he didn’t want to be responsible for two
to three million Tigrayans starving, pos-
His yellowed eyes open. sibly to death, because they hadn’t been
able to plant seeds.” Abiy thought that
The air glitters with particulate light. a long-term occupation of Tigray was
unsustainable, Negatu said. But parts
He takes a deep breath in. of the military felt that he had given
up the fight too soon. His Amhara al-
Aspiration. lies and the Eritreans were angry, too;
they wanted to finish off the T.P.L.F.
A nebula of gold stars swarms into his open mouth. Abiy’s aides insisted that he was
still seeking unity. “The P.M. believes
Gold spangles the moving darknesses of his blood, his lungs. our strength lies in our diversity,” one
told me. But, as the conf lict grew
Even the rivers in this country pave their streets with gold. more intense, Abiy began referring to
T.P.L.F. members as “the cancer of
—Monica Youn Ethiopia,” and as “devils” and “weeds.”
Even though he made a show of dis-
tinguishing between the T.P.L.F. and
multuous condition of the United States. retaking its capital, Mekelle, and parad- ordinary Tigrayans—the “weeds” and
“America’s politics have been ruined by ing thousands of captured Ethiopian the “wheat”—the country’s ethnic fac-
entertainment culture and media, which soldiers through the streets. Abiy was tions understood that the constraints
is why its politicians are always trying humiliated. Almost overnight, his army on conflict were gone. Both the Am-
to behave as if they are in a drama,” he had been routed and Tigray had been hara and the Tigrayans continued to
said. “The world needs America, but it lost. There was even talk among some fight over territory. Oromo nationalist
needs it to be stable, and for its system Tigrayans of seceding from Ethiopia. groups were increasingly restive.
to reflect institutional continuity.” The conflict settled into a dismal This summer, militias in the coun-
Jeff Feltman, who served as the U.S. stalemate. Abiy’s government sought tryside carried out a spate of massacres.
special envoy to the Horn of Africa until to isolate Tigray, cutting off its electric- In the first, in mid-June, hundreds of
this spring, told me that he was famil- ity, communications, air links, and food ethnic Amhara civilians were killed in
iar with Abiy’s complaints, and with his supplies. The United Nations warned Oromia; among the victims were women
habit of discounting the evidence of war of widespread starvation, and called for and children who were shot or burned
crimes. “I had the same tour as you,” he humanitarian relief to feed four million alive. When I raised the slaughter with
said. “Abiy was saying what a man of vi- of Tigray’s roughly six million people. Abiy, he brushed aside the news. He
sion he was, that the U.S. simply did not Last fall, in an effort to break the said that there were always people “up
understand him, that he was trying to siege, Tigrayan forces went on the of- to mischief ” in the countryside, and
move Ethiopia into the future, and that fensive again, overrunning several Am- that he knew how to deal with them.
Tigray was just a distraction. The charm hara cities and marching to within a When a second massacre took place,
offensive didn’t work.” A current senior hundred and twenty miles of Addis a few weeks later, the brutality became
U.S. official put it succinctly: “We’d like Ababa. Hoping to rally a patriotic de- harder to ignore. Abiy blamed the vi-
to support the P.M.’s economic domes- fense of the capital, Abiy travelled to olence on a militia called the Oromo
tic program, but we can’t until there are the front, where he was photographed Liberation Army, which was allied with
no more human-rights atrocities.” in fatigues alongside his soldiers. As the T.P.L.F. But the O.L.A. denied in-
the international community urged the volvement, saying that the killings had
biy’s war with the Tigrayans had Tigrayans to withdraw, Abiy’s forces been carried out by government-allied
A a brutal second act. In June 2021,
days after the election in which he se-
struck, with the help of drones, report-
edly supplied by Turkey, Iran, and the
militias, while soldiers from the Ethi-
opian Army stood by. Ascertaining the
cured his second term, the T.P.L.F. U.A.E. By Christmas, the Tigrayan truth was impossible, because the gov-
launched a lightning counter-offensive, forces had retreated. ernment had restricted access to the
THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022 37
areas. (There were few international We have arrested five thousand peo- had placed Tigrayans in internment
media outlets in Ethiopia; correspon- ple. This is not just based on hearsay— camps—many of them makeshift fa-
dents from The Economist and the Times, this is based on information.” It was as cilities in schools and municipal build-
among others, had been expelled.) if Abiy were speaking not to his peers ings. She avoided armed security men
After the second massacre, Abiy ap- but to his opposition. “What we want in the streets, for fear that she’d be asked
peared in parliament, where legislators to tell our enemies is that the govern- for I.D. and taken away.
questioned him. “When is your gov- ment of Ethiopia believes in this coun- Even non-Tigrayan residents had
ernment going to stop this?” one de- try’s resilience, and in reform, and, if reason to be concerned about surveil-
manded. “Why is it difficult for you to necessary, will make sacrifices,” he said. lance. Under the T.P.L.F.-led govern-
hold those responsible accountable?” “This country cannot be destroyed.” ment, Abiy had helped found what is
Abiy was evasive. “Terrorists are op- now called the Information Network
erating all over the world,” he said, reel- uring my time in Ethiopia, I stayed Security Administration, which over-
ing off statistics of recent killings in
the United States. “Without stopping
D at the Hilton, near Abiy’s palace.
The hotel is owned by the government,
saw cybersecurity in a country where
the state tightly restricted life online.
their children dying in their cities, they and the employees evidently knew that Feltman, the former U.S. special envoy,
are talking about our agenda.” He said I was an official guest; the doormen sa- told me, “Everyone knows that in Ethi-
that he was hearing a lot of “prescrip- luted whenever I came and went. opia the walls have ears.”
tive” solutions from people, and added The local people I spoke with seemed When I visited the Ethiopian Arti-
loftily, “I should point out that the gov- conscious that they, too, were under ficial Intelligence Institute, the director
ernment has more information than scrutiny. Any criticism of the govern- showed me the country’s first domes-
the general public.” ment was couched in wary hypotheti- tically built robot. A large female-look-
Abiy began a long soliloquy, prais- cals: “Some might say that things have ing figure wearing a traditional dress, it
ing Ethiopia’s military history and its gone off track.” There were a few ex- rolled out on wheels and delivered a
moral traditions: “We still respect our ceptions. A cabdriver exploded with short speech of welcome. It was hard
elders and love our families. But they outrage when I told him that I was to concentrate on the technology. At
only want to talk about poverty, kill- headed to the national human-rights the back of the room, a wall-size screen
ings.” Working himself into a rant, he commission, which he insisted had be- displayed an image of my own face,
suggested that he was surrounded by come a government propaganda out- pulled from photographs online.
antagonists, held at bay by his security let. A young woman I met trembled The director explained that the cen-
forces. “You don’t see the terrorists with anxiety as she described living in ter was involved in everything from lan-
shooting at this House, because we have Addis. She was part Tigrayan, she guage and mining to national security.
protected it,” he said. “There are those explained, and had changed her name It was also working on a voice-identi-
who buy people within our structures. to disguise her ethnicity. During the fication system—“important for intel-
We are working hard to identify them. T.P.L.F.’s offensives, Abiy’s government ligence, for identifying terrorists trying
to conceal their identities.” A command
center had been established at the fed-
eral police headquarters, led by Abiy’s
former chief of intelligence, where mon-
itors showed live feeds from cameras at
intersections around the city. “Since we
built it, traffic crimes have gone down,”
the director said. Of course, it was also
useful for intelligence and crowd con-
trol: “If people are gathering, we see it.”
Ethiopia’s main partner in the project
was the U.A.E., which maintains one
of the world’s most aggressive systems
of citizen surveillance.
At the Information Network Secu-
rity Administration, the director, a burly
man named Shumete Gizaw, showed
me an Ethiopian-made drone, equipped
with a fearsome gun. “Good for agri-
culture—but it also can have a military
use,” he said. As Shumete walked
me through the facility, he kept up a
running commentary about how the
T.P.L.F. had “ruined Ethiopia” through
“The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger.” corruption and expansionist tenden-
cies. “They deliberately destroyed our
social fabric, built up over millennia,
making everyone suspicious of one an-
other,” he said. “They are the original
troublemakers. We are unlucky, brother.”

n April, the U.S. State Department


I released a dire statement on the on-
going siege in Tigray: “We note with
the utmost alarm that thousands of
Ethiopians of Tigrayan ethnicity re-
portedly continue to be detained arbi-
trarily in life-threatening conditions.”
Abiy insisted that the Americans had
it all wrong. “I am a real peacemaker,”
he said. “I love peace. But the outsid-
ers, they don’t understand what hap-
pened to us.” Throughout Ethiopia,
Abiy ’s allies contended that the
T.P.L.F.—“the junta”—had hood-
winked the West into believing that
Tigrayans were the real victims of the
conflict. They argued that the T.P.L.F. “ You ever notice how heavy your head is?”
had victimized the Ethiopian people
for twenty-seven years, and was plot-
ting to retake control of the country.
• •
In early July, I flew to the Afar re-
gion, a wedge of desert that adjoins cused the T.P.L.F. of destroying health Awal alleged that the T.P.L.F. had at-
Eritrea and Tigray. Afar, the country’s facilities and water systems, as well as tacked women and children, and he
most inhospitable corner, had become hundreds of schools and homes. In a showed me gruesome pictures of vic-
one of the battlegrounds of the con- truce accord declared in March, the tims with severed limbs, or with their
f lict, with local militias joining the Tigrayans had agreed to withdraw from guts spilling out. In Afar, he said, “we
fight against Tigray, and the T.P.L.F. Afar, but, regional officials maintained, may attack each other, but never do we
striking back. they were slow to comply; hundreds of attack women and children.”
My escort was the main federal em- thousands of people were living in dis- This spring, the federal government
issary to the region, Hassen Abdulkadir, placed-persons camps. As in other re- had agreed to allow food convoys
a tall man with a commanding presence. gions stricken by the conflict, a major- through to the besieged Tigrayans in
He brought me to meet Afar’s leaders ity of Afar’s residents were in urgent Mekelle, and Afar became the primary
in Semera, the regional capital—a clus- need of humanitarian assistance. corridor for relief. Awal and his men
ter of flat-roofed brown buildings set in To discuss the situation, I met the cast the agreement as an act of gener-
a bleak landscape of thornbushes and president of Afar, Awal Arba, at his osity toward their aggressors, calling
dunes, where the Awash River flows palace, a boxy modern building the color their region “the humanitarian center
past in a muddy channel. On the edge of sand. There was trash strewn around of gravity.” But the senior U.S. official,
of town, camel herders camped in small the grounds, but his offices had been who helped negotiate the deal, said,
groups, avoiding the heat of the day, given an Abiy-style makeover; in an “We had to convince the Afar to let the
when temperatures climbed above a air-conditioned conference room, a relief through,” while “dramatically in-
hundred and ten degrees. gleaming white table was surrounded creasing our food assistance to Afar and
The head of Afar’s disaster-relief ef- by white leather chairs. Amhara.” Awal warned that even this
fort, Mohamed Hussen, complained that Awal, wearing a safari suit and a pat- contingent arrangement might not last.
his people were being neglected: “When- terned fez, thanked me for “coming to “The T.P.L.F. are still preparing for war,”
ever we have international visitors, they hear from the Afar people directly, he said. “And, if a single bullet is fired,
ask us how we can support Tigray, but rather than just relying on hearsay.” the humanitarian access stops, and
they don’t ask us about our needs.” An Then he began to rail against the they’ll be the ones responsible.”
ongoing drought and recent flooding T.P.L.F. “When they were in power News of the war passed through the
had combined with a locust blight to and had the ability to loot from the na- region via a word-of-mouth network
displace more than half a million of the tion, they called themselves Ethiopi- called the duga, Awal explained: “The
Afar people, Mohamed said; the T.P.L.F.’s ans,” he said. “Now, having taken all Afar know everything through the duga
military incursions had displaced six the heavy weapons with them to the system, even if they don’t have the In-
hundred thousand more. Mohamed ac- north, they call themselves Tigrayans.” ternet.” Now, he said, I had been brought
THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022 39
ans, but none of the partisans in the
conflict seem to have avoided brutality.
A recent U.N. report described war
crimes and human-rights violations on
both sides. In addition to the widespread
starvation caused by the siege, Abiy’s
forces and allies had killed and raped
civilians, and carried out scores of air
strikes on civilian targets, including one
on a displaced-persons camp in which
some sixty civilians died. The Tigrayan
forces, the report said, had committed
“large-scale killings of Amhara civil-
ians, rape and sexual violence, and wide-
spread looting and destruction of civil-
ian property.” The senior Western
official told me, in disgust, “They’re all
as bad as each other.”
On one of my trips with Abiy, he
brought along his predecessor, Haile-
mariam Desalegn, and I pressed him
on the war in Tigray. Hailemariam
chose his words carefully, describing
the conf lict as “complicated.” The
T.P.L.F., he argued, was like other lib-
eration movements that had seized
power and held it: “They can’t con-
“I have an umbrella. I just don’t want to carry around a wet umbrella.” ceive of not being in control anymore.”
Hailemariam suggested that the be-
sieged Tigrayans had no way out but
• • to fight: “Eighty per cent of their peo-
ple depend on the government for sup-
into the duga, and he urged me to spread to be on the phone. After he had made port, and there is a lack of food. The
word of what was happening there. But a call a few days earlier, a drone strike youth are turning to banditry, robbing
there were limits to what the Afar targeted his home in Mekelle. “It was trucks. The T.P.L.F. don’t have any re-
wanted conveyed. a direct hit,” he said. “I don’t know how sources to help the situation.” He added,
After the meeting, I was riding with I survived.” Afterward, he tweeted about “What the Tigrayans do have is a big
Hassen, Abiy’s emissary, when he the attack, and a second strike quickly army, and a lot of people willing to die.
stopped the car and pointed out a followed. “It destroyed what was left of Dying is their only solution.”
fenced-in encampment, guarded by sol- my house and killed more people, in- For Abiy, Hailemariam was perhaps
diers. Inside were a few hundred tents cluding security men and some of my his most significant link to the previ-
in a dusty field, where children and neighbors.” Nine people had died in all. ous government. Yet Abiy disparaged
women clustered around cook fires.They Other Tigrayans were more forth- him, over lunch at the palace: “He never
were Tigrayans, who had lived in rural coming. Mulugeta Gebrehiwot is a for- expected to be P.M. He was picked be-
areas of Afar. When the war began, the mer senior member of the T.P.L.F. who cause he was from a minority, and both
authorities had brought them to the left the party over political differences the Tigrayans and the Amhara wanted
camp, ostensibly to protect against at- but has advised Tigrayan forces in the someone without a constituency they
tacks by what Hassen described as “peo- field. From Mekelle, he told me he be- could control.”
ple sent by the T.P.L.F.” I asked Has- lieves that Abiy and the Eritreans in- With the conflict deepening, Abiy
sen if we could go inside and talk to tend to “conquer” Tigray, with conse- also seems to lack a substantial con-
them, but he rejected the idea. “All they quences that are “too horrific to imagine.” stituency of his own. Abraham Belay,
will do is complain, and that will be un- The ordinary people of the region had a Tigrayan who is Abiy’s defense min-
pleasant,” he said. no choice but to fight back, Mulugeta ister, said that he had struggled to ne-
said: “Left with no options other than gotiate with both sides. “I have been
n mid-September, I talked with the survival, even a donkey can kill a hyena.” trying my best to become a middle-
I T.P.L.F.’s primary spokesman, Ge-
tachew Reda. The conversation didn’t
Most of the international observers
I spoke with believe that Abiy’s soldiers
man,” he said. But the Amhara extrem-
ists rejected him for being a Tigrayan,
last long; soon after picking up, Ge- and the Eritreans have committed vi- and the Tigrayan hard-liners called
tachew said that it wasn’t safe for him olence on a greater scale than the Tigray- him a banda, a traitor. “There are peo-
40 THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022
ple who don’t want this to calm down,” largest hydroelectric facility on the Af- do that.’ ”) All around the structure,
he said. “Some are Tigrayan and Am- rican continent. It has been under con- workers in jumpsuits and hard hats
hara extremists. And there are Oro- struction since 2011, and when it is hustled from job to job, on foot and in
mos, too, who are killing Amharas and complete, in two and a half years, it giant trucks.
also other Oromos.” will transform life in Ethiopia. Even before the conflict with Tigray
The senior U.S. official explained Approaching it from the nearest air- began, the dam was inflaming regional
that when Abiy and the Tigrayans strip, you come first to a secondary tensions. Sudan and Egypt rely on the
agreed to a truce, in March, it was under dam, which extends for three miles Nile for most of their water, and they
pressure from the Americans. Each across an otherwise untouched jungle fear that the dam will limit their sup-
side had its own interests in mind. “The valley. Not far upstream, the main dam ply; there were skirmishes at the bor-
government of Ethiopia wanted reën- is squeezed between two great hills: a der and bellicose warnings from Egypt,
gagement with the West, mostly for concrete wall nearly five hundred feet which has Africa’s most powerful mil-
economic reasons, and the T.P.L.F. be- tall, with the river spewing through in itary. Abiy insisted on going ahead.
cause of the humanitarian situation,” a roiling wash of muddy water. “No force could stop Ethiopia from
the official said. When I visited, the project man- building a dam,” he said. “If there is
Abiy seems cornered. He can’t get ager, an amiable engineer, reeled off a need to go to war, we could get mil-
Western money without reconciling statistics. When the dam is finished, lions readied.” Construction is now
with the Tigrayans—but, even if he it will contain 10.7 million cubic me- nearly complete. Thirteen enormous
wants to make peace, his Amhara and tres of concrete, making it “more than turbines are being tested before they
Eritrean allies won’t agree to it. The three times the size of Hoover Dam.” are switched on; during my visit, the
Eritrean President, Isaias Afwerki, Beyond the dam, an immense reser- second was about to go online. When
would be a formidable enemy for Abiy; voir was filling, gradually submerg- the dam is complete, it will double the
at seventy-six, he is one of the most ing a string of jungle mountains; it electrical capacity of Ethiopia, where
ruthless and determined political sur- will eventually be fifty miles wide and half the citizens now have no access
vivors in the world. In mid-September, a hundred and fifty miles long. In the to power.
a report from the Swedish consulate in massive structure where the turbines Abiy is betting that the dam, and
Asmara noted that the Eritrean Peo- are embedded, billboards on the walls the scores of other projects he has in-
ple’s Army had summoned all active were emblazoned with slogans: “Af- stituted, will one day seem like the
members to report, “without discrim- rican Pride,” “History in the Mak- culmination of a great plan, in which
ination of age or background or health ing,” “Unity.” the war is just a distraction. In his
status.” It added that anyone who failed The dam project began under the book, he advocates “striving to make
to report would “suffer consequences T.P.L.F.; Debretsion Gebremichael, a new today, rather than being stuck
including their residential houses being who now leads the insurgency from in the past.” But Berhane Kidane-
closed, family members being thrown Mekelle, was in charge. But Abiy has mariam, the former diplomat, sug-
out of their houses, family members made it his own, and it has been a tre- gested that Abiy was merely stum-
being detained.” mendous source of national pride. Mil- bling from one contingency to the
Other forces are massing, too. The lions of ordinary citizens helped pay next. “I don’t think he really is trying
Tigrayans have evidently mobilized all to help one ethnic group or the other,”
of their available fighters. Mulugeta, the he said. “He doesn’t have a strategy.
former T.P.L.F. member, estimated that He wants to be seen as a reformist,
the Ethiopian government had assem- but he is not. Power and money are
bled as many as half a million troops in what motivate him. He isn’t even re-
the region; other reports suggest that ally anti-T.P.L.F. When he attacks
Abiy has commandeered Ethiopian Air- them, he just uses it as an instrument.”
lines flights to move recruits to the front. On one of my visits to the palace,
Last week, a large Eritrean force Abiy told me that his real motivation
crossed the border into Ethiopia. Re- was to aid his neediest citizens. “I am
ports from the region describe intense for it; in Addis, every construction for poor people,” he said. “If I can save
fighting on at least five fronts. “What’s worker and schoolteacher seems to the life of a thousand poor people, that
happening here is a civil war,” the se- have made a contribution. The dam is the reason, not to see good news on
nior Western official told me. “I believe has also received essential support, in- the BBC, or whatever.” Despite all the
there’s a totally compelling logic not to cluding engineering and infrastructure, strife in the country, he was certain of
fight, but they’ll do it anyway.” from Europe and from China. (Haile- his place in his people’s hearts. “When
mariam Desalegn, who was the Dep- I leave office, I am one hundred per
n the Blue Nile, two hundred miles uty Prime Minister as the project got cent sure—one hundred per cent sure—
O from the Tigrayan border, is
Abiy’s most consequential project: the
under way, suggested that he preferred
aid that came without conditions: “We
that millions of Ethiopians will cry,”
he said. “They will not say, ‘Oh, we are
Grand Ethiopian Renaissance Dam, a like the Chinese way of doing things, happy he left.’ You will see it. People
five-billion-dollar behemoth that is the because they don’t say, ‘Do this, don’t will see what I left.” 
THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022 41
idsummer in Ibiza, ten min-

M utes to midnight. At a long


table in the dimly lit garden
of Can Domingo, a restaurant in the
southern hills, two dozen people picked
over the remains of a generous dinner: PROFILES
ravioli, veal Milanese, caponata. Gerd
Janson, a forty-five-year-old German
d.j. with courtly manners, asked me if I
wanted a little more fish. He was dressed
SEIZE THE NIGHT
like one of the Royal Tenenbaums, in The d.j. who rules Ibiza.
a neck scarf and a white camp-collar
shirt tucked into chinos. I was full, but BY ED CAESAR
he insisted. “The fish is so delicious—
and it’s a long night,” he reminded me.
At the center of the table was an-
other d.j., Mladen Solomun—the rea-
son for this long night and many oth-
ers. Solomun is a forty-six-year-old
German-Bosnian-Croat from Ham-
burg who looks like a Visigoth chief
or a retired linebacker: six feet three
and meaty, with a graying beard and
long dark hair that he often wears
pulled back. He is known to millions
of ravers by only his last name, and to
a circle of intimates by only his first.
At Can Domingo, he was Mladen,
soft-spoken and attentive with the
Chablis. After dinner, he would be-
come Solomun, master key to the plea-
sure of thousands.
This summer, several people de-
scribed Solomun to me as the “king of
Ibiza.” He professes to hate this appel-
lation, but it has some merit. Since 2013,
except for the covid pause, he has
played at Pacha, the island’s oldest night
club, at least twenty Sundays a year.
(The parties begin at midnight and run
until dawn on Monday.) His residency,
called Solomun+1, so dominates the
scene that other clubs plan their sched-
ules around it. Ibiza Spotlight, a night-
life guide, recently called Solomun+1
the “centre of the universe.”
At Can Domingo, Solomun turned
to Janson, smiled, and said, in thickly
accented English, “Hey, it’s nearly
twelve—why aren’t you in Pacha?”
Other clubs on the island hire several
d.j.s for a single evening, and at larger
venues d.j.s play simultaneously in dif-
ferent rooms. With more names on
the bill, there is a better chance that
clubbers will spot someone they like.
Pacha has one main room, and Solo-
mun prefers a simple formula. He be-
lieves that dancers yearn to be taken Solomun manning the decks at Pacha in Ibiza. He is renowned for both his musical
42 THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022
taste and his stamina—he once played a twenty-seven-hour set in Miami. “It’s never the last track,” he said. “It’s never over.”
PHOTOGRAPH BY ANDREW WHITE THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022 43
on a musical journey, and that the way ically, Solomun doesn’t arrive at Pacha centric. Reaching the d.j. booth from
to lead them is to create a long, involv- until nearly 2 a.m. When the check the street feels like a psychedelic re-cre-
ing set. When Solomun plays, he in- arrived, Solomun paid, and everyone ation of the Steadicam shot in “Good-
vites only one other d.j., his “+1”—to- returned to their villas to shower and Fellas”: after walking past a security
night it would be Janson. The guest change before the night—or the morn- guard, you enter a garden filled with
plays from midnight until 2:30 a.m., ing—began in earnest. sculptures of unicorns, giraffes, and
Solomun plays from 2:30 a.m. until naked women, then follow a winding
5 a.m., and then the pair perform to- inety minutes after leaving Can corridor, lined with red lights, that leads
gether, or “back-to-back,” for the final
two hours, finishing at 7 a.m.
N Domingo, Solomun arrived at
Pacha in a fresh black T-shirt, black
you past a bustling kitchen and mixed-
sex bathrooms into the main room of
Janson had been aware that mid- pants with a white stripe down the side, the club, where you pass through the
night was approaching, but he wasn’t Air Jordans, and a Yankees cap. He was V.I.P. area and, finally, down a small
one to make a fuss. Indeed, he had been carrying USB sticks, containing tens flight of stairs. The loudness is engulf-
chatting pleasantly with Solomun about of thousands of tracks, in a pink Aris- ing. Mesmeric hexagonal light panels
the insanity of their schedules. The next tocats purse that he’d spotted in an rise and fall over the dance floor in re-
day, Janson would take three round- Ibiza supermarket earlier in the sum- sponse to the music, making the club
about flights to get to Corsica, for a mer. Solomun started mixing in the feel like a living organism. The Brit-
gig that evening. “I’m a working-class vinyl era, when d.j.s lugged boxes of ish designers who created the display,
kid,” he said. “I have to work.” records to their events. He told me that Helen Swan and Chris Carr, were in-
At midnight, a Pacha employee he remained, at heart, an “analog guy”— spired by Émile Durkheim’s 1912 book,
drove Janson away in a van. The other he hated that clubbers recorded videos “Elementary Forms of Religious Life,”
diners were in no rush: Paul Bor, Sol- on cell phones rather than immersing which describes “collective efferves-
omun’s tour manager, who is almost themselves in the experience. But he cence”—in which individuals become
always by his side; a famous German conceded that the digital age had been a group by communicating through
actor; a currency trader from London, good for his lower back. action alone.
who met Solomun on a health retreat; Pacha is in a casa payesa—a tradi- The booth is about thirty feet wide
a Croat tech guy who lives in L.A. Typ- tional farmhouse—and its layout is ec- and has its own small bar for the d.j.
and his friends. Two club employees
guard entry, and no amount of money
or celebrity guarantees admission. You
can’t press music on the d.j., or get too
close or too drunk. Bor, the tour man-
ager, oversees what he calls “booth pol-
itics,” and any infraction of the un-
written code can lead to ejection. The
truly elect are invited to take an occa-
sional shot of tequila with Solomun.
The brand on his rider is Clase Azul
Reposado, which the club brings in
specifically for him. Solomun some-
times drinks more than thirty shots of
tequila during a night at the decks,
with no visible change in his sobriety.
By the time Solomun arrived, Jan-
son was at the apex of his set. He fussed
at the four decks in front of him: they
were equipped with circular jog wheels,
for navigating a particular track; slid-
ers, for adjusting tempo and volume;
and an array of dials and buttons that
perform various functions, from eight-
bar loops to drumrolls. Pacha, which
can hold more than three thousand
people, was at the edge of its capacity.
In front of the booth, general-admis-
sion clubbers, most of whom had paid
seventy euros a ticket, bounced around.
“Please remove your shoes, realize you forgot to wear socks, Behind Janson was the V.I.P. area, where
accept your fate, and make peace with your god.” securing the best table—close to the
d.j. but with space to dance—can cost tion for transgressive interlopers: beat- music. An electronic-music scene also
twenty thousand euros. niks, jazz fiends, artists, refugees, hip- grew in Detroit, with harder, sparser
Solomun and Janson hugged, and pies, celebrities, yogis, ravers. Walter tracks that often lacked vocals. That
Janson quickly turned back to his con- Benjamin, who spent time in Ibiza in was techno.
trols. D.j.’ing requires concentration. the nineteen-thirties, made note of the House spread faster. “Last Night a
One is not only selecting tracks but inscription on the cathedral’s sundial: DJ Saved My Life,” an authoritative
also splicing them together in tempo, “Ultima multis,” or “The last day for history of the disk jockey, by Bill Brew-
and in a sympathetic key. Moreover, many.” The sundial has since dis- ster and Frank Broughton, tells of a
modern decks essentially allow a d.j. integrated, but its message could serve single record purchase that transformed
to remix tracks while playing them, as a hedonist’s credo: Seize the night. Ibiza. In 1985, DJ Alfredo, an Argen-
and clubbers now expect some impro- Clubs began attracting tinean who played at a gi-
vised wizardry within a set. During the people to the island, which ant Ibiza night club called
next hour, several other prominent d.j.s is about twice the size of Amnesia, bought from an
joined Solomun and Janson in the Martha’s Vineyard, in the American dealer his first
booth, among them three Germans— mid-twentieth century. Ac- house record: “Donnie,” a
Adam Port, &ME, and Rampa— cording to “Dope in the single by the It. The track
known collectively as Keinemusik. They Age of Innocence,” the Irish was spare but passionate,
produce and play silky, melodic house, émigré Damien Enright’s and Alfredo fell in love. At
and this summer they were the hot- vivid memoir about the Amnesia, he began mixing
test thing in dance music. (&ME and counterculture era in Ibiza, the new house sounds with
Rampa produced two tracks on Drake’s jazz was then the hot sound. disco, flamenco, and other
latest album, “Honestly, Nevermind.”) In 1961, Enright wrote, the genres. Many dancers aug-
They also frequently collaborate with island’s night life was fuelled by Ben- mented the music with Ecstasy—a syn-
Solomun on remixes. The trio had just zedrine and alcohol, and centered on a thetic drug that had recently arrived
flown in from New York, and they were bar named Domino, from which poured on the island, and which promoted
headlining the next night at DC10— “the wildest, freest, most innovative powerful fellow-feeling.
an inf luential club near the airport. music most of us had ever heard.” In 1987, several British d.j.s on va-
They all looked exhausted, but, like as- In 1966, two brothers, Ricardo and cation—Danny Rampling, Paul Oak-
pirants in a medieval court, they’d come Piti Urgell, established a night club enfold, Johnny Walker, and Nicky
to Pacha to pay their respects. called Pacha outside Barcelona. The Holloway—took pills and listened to
At 2:30 a.m., Janson was playing his name was suggested by Ricardo’s wife, Alfredo at Amnesia. They became evan-
final track, a buzzy remix of the 1984 who predicted that the club’s profits gelists for house music, and have been
Belgian disco number “Love Games.” would allow him to “live like a pasha.” widely credited with bringing it to Brit-
Solomun cued up his first track—“Dos (Not long ago, the Urgells sold the ain. (The “Ibiza Four” were important,
Blokes,” by the Spanish producer Orion Pacha Group to private-equity inter- but the story discounts many other
Agassi—then listened to it on his head- ests for three hundred and fifty mil- bridges built between disco and elec-
phones to insure that its beat matched lion euros.) In 1973, the brothers opened tronic music in Europe; for instance,
the outgoing rhythm. Many ravers near an Ibiza outpost, and it became a melt- d.j.s at the Hamburg gay club Front
the decks had pupils like bath plugs, ing pot where hippies hung out with were playing house records at least two
and they greeted Solomun’s approach- film directors and pop stars danced years before the Brits heard Alfredo.)
ing set ecstatically. The roiling hook with fishermen. The new genre both offered escape and
of “Dos Blokes” poured into the club. At the time, the prevailing music demanded commitment. You spent
Like almost everybody present, I raised was disco, which was played largely hours dancing with sweaty strangers,
a hand in the air. While doing so, I using conventional instruments. Trac- in thrall to a series of records that flowed
dropped my notebook, then spent an ing the genesis of modern dance music, seamlessly into one another.
uncomfortable minute crawling amid with its electronic beats and sounds, is By the mid-nineties, many new
dancing feet to retrieve it. Solomun like trying to find the center of a cloud, night clubs had opened in Ibiza. Low-
flashed a thin smile but hardly acknowl- but most enthusiasts agree on certain cost airlines made the island an afford-
edged the clamor. He was at work. milestones: Roland drum machines, able destination. If you loved electronic
David Mancuso’s Manhattan loft par- music, an Ibiza vacation soon became
biza, a gorgeous Spanish island in ties, Kraftwerk. In the early eighties, a a non-negotiable part of the summer.
I the Mediterranean, is forested with
pines and fringed with dramatic coves.
group of Black Chicago d.j.s steeped
in disco, R. & B., and synth-pop began
For top d.j.s, it offered serious money—
and a path to international notoriety.
When Phoenician merchants first ar- playing locally produced dance music By the turn of the millennium, Oak-
rived, in the seventh century B.C., they at parties. The Chicago sound had a enfold was playing concerts at Wem-
named the island ’ybsm, after Bes, the strong 4/4 beat, a little bounce, and bley Stadium.
Egyptian god associated with music, often soulful vocals, and it usually In 2019, more than four million tour-
dance, and sex. ’Ybsm became Ibiza. In pulsed at about a hundred and twenty ists visited Ibiza, which has a population
recent decades, it has been a destina- beats per minute. That was house of a hundred and fifty thousand. Juan
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play only for Yugoslavia. His family re-
turned home every summer. In 1992,
when Solomun was seventeen, war
broke out in Bosnia, and his family’s
tiny Hamburg apartment filled with
relatives who were fleeing the conflict.
Solomun wanted to go fight; his father
told him not to be stupid.
Solomun describes the period that
followed as lost years. (He won’t elab-
orate, except to say that he abandoned
sports, music, and school.) When he
was in his early twenties, his father
dragged him “off the streets” to work
on a construction crew. Solomun re-
members sitting in a portable toilet on
a building site, wondering if the rest
of his life would involve mindless labor.
He told himself, “I have to at least try
to do something else.”
Fatih Akin, a film director who is
two years older than Solomun, and
who also grew up in Altona, had just
“Maybe you should start thinking bigger.” released “Short Sharp Shock,” a gang-
land noir that drew comparisons to
Martin Scorsese. Solomun was in-
• • spired—the movie proved that some-
one from his background could “fol-
Miguel Costa, the head of Ibiza’s tour- another rough area. Soon afterward, low their creativity.” He took entry-level
ist board, told me that, though he hoped Solomun’s older cousin, who was twenty- jobs in the film industry, and within
many visitors would discover the island’s two, dropped by with a gift: a cassette four years he’d learned enough to pro-
beaches and restaurants, “Ibiza is very tape recorded at a local club where the duce his own short—a chaotic crime
known because of electronic music—it’s cousin was friendly with the d.j. “I didn’t caper. Meanwhile, he was falling deeper
something unique.” know anything about the music,” Sol- in love with electronic music. A friend
omun said. “I mean, it was disco shit. I had taken him to a warehouse party in
laden Solomun knew nothing didn’t understand it. But what I did un- Hamburg where the d.j. played techno,
M of Ibiza until he was in his thir-
ties. Born in Yugoslavia, he grew up
derstand was: this music is not on the
radio. It made me curious.”
and the sound instantly hooked him.
At twenty-six, Solomun d.j.’d at an-
in the Altona district of Hamburg, A local youth center held a disco other friend’s birthday party, in a fifth-
Germany. He described himself to me night every Wednesday. When Solo- floor apartment in Hamburg’s red-light
as a “street kid” who was crazy about mun was fourteen, an adult at the cen- district. He played funk, pop, hip-hop,
soccer. At an early age, he learned to ter noticed that he was interested in house, techno. The music spilled out
fight. His father worked in construc- learning how the turntables worked, the open windows, initiating an im-
tion; his mother was a seamstress. Both and entrusted him with a small bud- promptu street party. Everyone from
were Bosnian Croats, and most of their get to buy records: R. & B., funk, hip- tourists to sex workers started danc-
neighbors were immigrants, too. In hop, soul. At these events, the boys ing. The experience was too much fun
the family’s first Hamburg apartment, were focussed mainly on chasing girls, not to repeat. Solomun organized a
there was no shower—Solomun’s fa- and vice versa, but occasionally some- ticketed party in an art gallery. A hun-
ther had to build one—and their only one moved to the rhythm. Solomun dred and fifty people bought tickets;
German neighbor was a heroin addict. saw each dancer as a victory: “I was, five hundred showed up. He eventu-
Another neighbor, an alcoholic, beat like, ‘I don’t know what I’m doing here, ally resolved to commit to music. With
his wife; Solomun remembers listen- but something is happening.’ ” his paltry savings, he bought a cheap
ing for noise, in case his family needed Solomun eventually stopped play- computer and asked a local hip-hop
to intercede. Fotios Karamanidis, Sol- ing disco night, but he continued col- producer to help him learn digital-
omun’s business partner, and his clos- lecting records. He had no thoughts of composition software. “I started from
est friend since childhood, recalls Al- a career in music. He was good enough zero, no money,” he told me. “Some-
tona as “a jungle.” at soccer that the coach of Germany’s times I had five euros and had to de-
In the mid-eighties, when Solomun national youth team expressed inter- cide—do I buy a pack of cigarettes or
was around ten, the family moved to est, but Solomun said that he would a kebab?”
46 THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022
Solomun began to play at small The Urgells’ views appalled Pacha’s girls liked,” Hulme remembers. “There
Hamburg venues, which paid a few booker, a Brit named Danny Whittle, was just a vibe about him—there was
hundred euros a gig. During this who revered house music and believed a vibe about the label, the name Sol-
period, he met several people who that the rise in d.j. fees was justified. omun was really cool.”
remain his closest friends and advis- There were now dozens of subgenres Hulme made Solomun’s team a
ers, including Daniel Schoeps, his of house and techno, each with a de- “massive offer.” Solomun’s manager
manager. Within a few years, Solo- voted following. To outsiders, and asked for “a little bit more.” A deal was
mun and these friends were running sometimes even to fans, the differences struck. Solomun loathes talking about
their own club in Hamburg, called among subgenres can seem infini- money, and he forbids associates to dis-
ego, and had founded a record label, tesimal. (Explaining the gap between, close his earnings. But a knowledge-
DIYnamic. Solomun’s first releases as say, deep-house and tech-house can able person who worked in Ibiza’s clubs
a producer—including his sultry 2009 make one feel like Polonius offering told me that Pacha paid Solomun two
album, “Dance Baby”—made few Hamlet actors for “pastoral-comical,” million euros for twenty shows in the
waves outside Germany. The final “historical-pastoral,” “tragical-histori- 2013 season. (The source noted that
track of “Dance Baby,” “Story of My cal,” and “tragical-comical-historical- Solomun had to pay his +1 d.j.’s fee,
Life,” is nine minutes long, and com- pastoral” plays.) But Whittle under- and his own expenses.)
bines gritty sounds with a plaintive stood that clubbers were fiercely loyal Solomun’s fame has grown dramat-
chord progression. It’s beautiful. Sol- to d.j.s whose tastes matched their own. ically since then, and he now com-
omun says that he wrote the track in As he saw it, a headliner was worth a mands much higher sums. He plays
a state of “hypnosis” as his father was fifth of an evening’s gross: if a night about a hundred shows a year. In
dying, of lung cancer, at the age of regularly made half a million euros, as the course of his career, he has surely
fifty-nine. Even now, when the strings some at Pacha did, the d.j. should be earned tens of millions of dollars.
enter on “Story of My Life,” Solo- paid a hundred thousand euros. In 2012, Schoeps said that, although Solomun
mun finds himself in tears. the Urgells ordered Whittle to reduce is rich, money has never been a sig-
When he was in his mid-thirties, d.j. salaries. Whittle quit, as did four nificant motivation. When pandemic
his music went international: a stately of the club’s top d.j.s. lockdowns ended, Solomun supported
remix of Noir & Haze’s “Around” was Pacha was suddenly desperate. Steve venues by playing shows for free. Un-
one of the most successful dance tracks Hulme, who took over booking after like other d.j.s, Solomun has also de-
of 2011. That summer, he was offered Whittle resigned, began chasing Sol- clined all paid branding opportuni-
a gig at El Corso, an Ibiza hotel. A omun for the 2013 season. Hulme felt ties, which could have multiplied his
“party island” seemed to him like a that Solomun would thrive in Pacha’s wealth, because he preferred to be
vision of Hell, but his partners in Sunday slot. “It was the kind of music known only for music. Solomun told
DIYnamic persuaded him to go. Sol-
omun played at the club for a few hours,
then spent the rest of the weekend ex-
ploring. He was overwhelmed by the
pristine beaches and by the openness
of the music scene. The following year,
Solomun was playing sold-out parties
at an Ibiza club named Sankey’s. Back
then, he was still enamored of R. & B.,
and his specialty was what he called
“slow house”: bass lines were funky and
sensual; dancers swayed their hips rather
than pumping their fists.
Around this time, Pacha was in tur-
moil. The Urgell brothers were mak-
ing more than twenty million euros
every summer, but they were outraged
by the fees being demanded by the top
d.j.s on their roster, including David
Guetta and Swedish House Mafia.
They also hated the music. In 2011, Ri-
cardo Urgell lamented the “monoto-
nous sound and volume” of the club
scene, adding, “It’s bodies squeezed to-
gether, it’s a little masochistic. . . . The
great defect of this music is that it has “Before there was the Internet, Grandpa didn’t know
to be accompanied by drugs.” that he was right about everything.”
me, “I’m blessed that I don’t have to didn’t know any of the music, I didn’t that space we had as children, mes-
think about money now.” But, he em- even understand some of it, and there merized by music, mesmerized by look-
phasized, “I was happy before.” were stretches when I didn’t take much ing at the starry night sky.” He went
Solomun’s +1 concept was risky, be- pleasure in what I was hearing. The on, “The function of the d.j. is to pre-
cause it depended so heavily on his al- music was presented as one long phrase, side over the ceremony. He is the priest,
lure. He also insisted on redesigning continually promising a resolution that or the shaman.”
Pacha’s main room, because, as he told never materialized—it was like being
me, “the feng shui wasn’t right.” The trapped inside a five-hour Bach fugue. he afternoon following his night
d.j. booth was near a balcony and faced
both the dance f loor and the V.I.P.
But along the way there were moments
of melodic grace, beguiling transitions,
T with Gerd Janson at Pacha, Sol-
omun texted me, “Morning :)” It was
area. Solomun wanted to play directly and a constant, bone-shaking beat. Oontz, nearly five. He invited me to join him
to people who had bought general-ad- oontz, oontz, oontz. The rest of my group at a spa. Half an hour later, we were
mission tickets, and with his back to went home at some point, but I stayed, changing into swimsuits in the locker
the V.I.P.s. He asked for the booth to befriending a contingent of sweaty room of a five-star hotel, heading for
be moved to the center of the club. Argentineans. We remained on the a Finnish sauna and an ice bath. Sol-
His contract additionally stipulated dance floor until 7 a.m. I emerged onto omun explained that his Monday vis-
that he be the only d.j. allowed to make the sidewalk, astonished by the morn- its to the spa were the most important
use of this arrangement, and so his be- ing sunshine and tottering like a new- part of his week: he sweated out the
spoke booth was wheeled in on Sun- born foal—a convert. night before. He put on a robe and flip-
days and wheeled out on Monday After that, I dived into dance music, flops, and walked upstairs at a regal
afternoons. “He wasn’t into the V.I.P.— and my wife soon caught the bug, too. pace, occasionally stopping to say hello
it was a little bit of a slap on the wrist We raved in forests, in warehouses. We to someone who’d recognized him. In
for them,” Hulme said. “But it turned learned to mix and played at parties. the sauna, he put ice on the heater and
out the V.I.P.s absolutely loved it, be- These experiences were both thera- drizzled the cubes with essential oils
cause they felt like they were in the peutic and regenerative. The memory that he’d brought. Solomun swirled
booth with him.” of a single night out could sustain us a towel above his head, to move the
Solomun’s first season at Pacha made through dark winter months of school air, and we sat there, perspiring, as he
a small profit. By the second season, commutes, work deadlines, even per- reflected on the previous evening at
every Solomun+1 night was full. Plu- sonal crises. I loved all the commin- Pacha. “Such a good party,” he said.
tocrats fought for space behind the d.j. gling stories in a night club—stories “The vibe was so nice.” Endearingly,
booth. Hulme remembers selling a sec- that seemed vivid in the moment but he pronounced “vibe” with a “w.”
tion of the V.I.P. area for fifty thou- dissolved when the lights came on. Sol- Solomun isn’t a natural performer
sand euros to a group that left the club omun also loved this drama, I later dis- in the d.j. booth. “I don’t like attention,”
after two hours. The section was then covered. He said, of Berghain, the Ber- he told me. “To be a d.j. is against who
resold. Hulme also recalls that celeb- lin club, “There is no filmmaker, not I am.” But, over the years, he has learned
rities, including the Brazilian soccer even Tarantino, who could capture all a few moves. Sometimes he solemnly
star Ronaldo, had to wait to enter the the craziness in there. The eroticness!” rocks from foot to foot as he builds a
booth. “It became the toast of the town,” I’m forty-two. My kids are ten and set; when a beat drops, he greets it like
Hulme said. “Half the plus-ones, we’d seven. It’s a strange kind of midlife a conductor bringing in the string sec-
never heard of. . . . It became very ap- awakening, but I am clearly not alone. tion, or a gardener attacking a stubborn
parent that it was all about him.” In the crowd at Pacha, there seem to branch with hedge trimmers. At mo-
be as many thirty- and fortysomethings ments, he skips around the booth doing
hy would anybody go to a club as twentysomethings. I often spot peo- a semi-ironic, elbows-out dad dance.
W especially to listen to a d.j. play-
ing other people’s records? Until my
ple in their sixties. In 2013, when Ed-
ward Frenkel, a Berkeley professor of
The previous night, he had been mostly
in this playful mode.
mid-thirties, this question confounded mathematics, was about the age that I In past years, a good night at Pacha
me. I enjoyed a wide variety of genres, am now, he became a fan of Solomun’s, would have been followed by an after-
but—apart from a mercifully brief jun- and spent some nights in the d.j. booth party. Schoeps claims that, in the sum-
gle phase in high school—I hardly ever at Pacha. “He never played the same mer of 2013, Solomun played thirty-
listened to dance music, which I expe- way,” Frenkel recalled. “It took me some six after-parties, including one after
rienced mostly through singles on the time to realize that he actually had a every Solomun+1 show. A Pacha set
radio. It seemed facile to me—a ma- much stronger bond with his audience would blend into a Monday after-party,
nipulative sugar rush. Then, in 2017, my than most d.j.s did.” It wasn’t that Sol- which might—after a few hours of
wife and I left our kids with their grand- omun gave listeners exactly what they sleep—flow into another ticketed party
mother and visited Ibiza with friends. wanted, Frenkel said—he simply knew on Tuesday, at Sankey’s, lasting until
It was my first trip there. That Sun- “what channel of communication was Wednesday morning. Solomun was
day, we went to Pacha for Solomun+1. open with this particular audience, and motivated to play for so long, he ex-
When Solomun began his set, I was would operate along that channel.” A plained, because the end of a night felt
transfixed. This was no sugar rush. I Solomun set, he told me, returns us “to a little like death. On his decks, the
48 THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022
ing been booked for just four. How
was this physically possible? He ex-
THIRTY-SEVENTH YEAR plained that he took bathroom breaks
during longer tracks. People brought
At the start of this narrative, I will pretend food. He drank water, tequila, ginger
Not to be alive, not to be shots, and occasionally took small
amounts of Ecstasy. He was in a “per-
Speaking to you from the living earth. fect f low.” Ravers came for the first
To help you. I will pretend night, left the club, slept, showered, ate,
and then returned for the second night,
The circumstances of our being to find Solomun still playing.
Here, together, are casual— Such feats of endurance are rarer
now. At forty-six, Solomun needs to
And not incidental be more mindful of his health. He re-
Of this awkward dilemma: How to coexist ceives frequent massages—what he calls
“lazy yoga”—and he often plays ten-
When you would like me dead. nis. (Solomun has a powerful game;
For simplicity. For lack of threat. when we played doubles this summer,
he hit a forehand that left a welt on
In this narrative, I will look my wrist.) At the spa, we moved on to
At you from a distance, as into the future, the ice bath. Solomun immersed him-
self immediately, but I was wary of a
No more real than I am, heart attack. “Don’t think about it—
Sitting here in my off-white body which I can feel just do it,” he gently commanded.
Afterward, we lounged on daybeds.
But is somehow less important, less Solomun noted that in a few hours the
Urgent than the problem it poses. German d.j. Koze was playing at DC10,
the club by the airport, and suggested
Sometimes, when I write this kind of narrative, that we go there together. When Sol-
My mind flees and all I see above is text omun was a fledgling d.j., he idolized
Koze, an older man who had emerged
At once strange, because I don’t know from the same Hamburg scene. Al-
How to hold it, and familiar, because I wrote it— though I love Koze’s music, I was so
tired that I could barely keep my eyes
Send out the memo, I’m nearly done here. open. But it’s hard saying no to Solo-
How much more of this life to live? Thirty years, if I’m lucky, mun. Several other exhausted friends,
who’d also been at Pacha, were dra-
I bet. If my life ends, will my brothers’ finally begin? gooned into attending as well. “It’s all
Who made my mother? Who killed my father who lives? for one and one for all,” Bor, the tour
manager, told me. “If Mladen is going
—Charif Shanahan out, the whole crew is going out.”
At 10 p.m., Bor dropped us off at
DC10. Koze was playing in an outdoor
timer was always counting down to the In Ibiza, such bacchanals are toler- space called the Garden, and it took
end of a track. If he didn’t cue up an- ated. Elsewhere, they can lead to prob- Solomun half an hour to reach the d.j.
other, the sound would simply stop— lems. Several years ago, after a show in booth, because so many people wanted
an unthinkable prospect when people L.A., Solomun’s friend Filip Crvenkovic to talk to him, or shake his hand, or
were still dancing. “It’s never the last hosted him and another d.j. at his house take a selfie with him. Taylor Swift
track,” he said. “It’s never over.” in the Hollywood Hills for an after-party. couldn’t have created more of a stir.
Karamanidis, who has attended many It blazed for twenty hours. When po- Solomun listened to Koze from the
of the after-parties, offered a public- lice came for a fourth time, they warned crowded booth, alongside Rampa and
service rationale: Solomun often felt Crvenkovic that if there were more com- &ME, who were d.j.’ing later that night.
guilty that regular clubbers had not only plaints he risked going to jail. This mes- Solomun admired Koze’s set, partic-
paid high prices for their tickets but sage was communicated to Solomun, ularly for how it met its audience: a
had also been gouged on drinks. (A who said, “O.K.—two more tracks.” crowd of people, many of whom had
small carton of water costs nine euros Sometimes Solomun conducts a just arrived at the club, in the open air,
at Pacha.) At the after-parties, which marathon set at a night club. In De- before midnight. After a while, Solomun
were often held in private villas, drinks cember, 2017, at Space Miami, he played turned to me and said, “So good! It’s
and entry were free. for twenty-seven hours, despite hav- light, it’s bouncy.” This indicated that
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copy of Jamie Oliver’s “15-Minute
Meals” sat on the counter.
Solomun doesn’t own a house,
though he has bought two apartments
for his mother, in Croatia and in Ham-
burg. He recently searched for a place
in Lisbon, but he didn’t find anything
that he wanted to buy. With his sched-
ule, it’s difficult to settle somewhere.
Between May and October, he lives in
Ibiza but performs around Europe. In
the fall, he travels to Central and South
America, where he has many fans. By
the end of winter, he’s back in Europe,
spending two months making music
and refining his taste for the summer
season. Then it’s May, and Ibiza, again.
“Ibiza feels like my home now,” Sol-
omun told me. “But, when I meet the
right person, then I will know where
my home is.”
He was on a call when I arrived at
the villa, so Bor took me into the liv-
ing room. The interior was whitewashed
in the ibicenco style. Takeout contain-
ers for Solomun—bought and deliv-
ered by Bor—were waiting on the cof-
fee table. The windows were open to a
terrace, and the chirp of cicadas flooded
in. A giant pair of Air Jordans had been
kicked off haphazardly.
Solomun entered the room. After
greeting me, he walked to a corner, where
he lit a candle on what resembled an
altar. Icons of Jesus, Mary, and two an-
gels had been arranged above a fireplace.
After lighting the candle, Solomun ad-
dressed the altar, crossed himself, and
• • walked away. I hadn’t known that he
was religious. He showed me a photo-
graph from when he had met the Pope,
the d.j. cared more about the dancers acting only to his celebrity. Getting into in 2019, and said that he liked to keep
than about his ego, Solomun explained. the car, he seemed upset. “Coming here a candle burning day and night on the
Koze finished with one of his own is ten times more stressful than play- altar. “It protects me,” he said.
tracks, “Drone Me Up, Flashy,” recently ing my own night,” he said. “In Pacha, Solomun then recounted a story
remixed by &ME—nine minutes of I’m protected.” about his faith. Bosnian Croats are Cath-
floaty, transcendent house. olics in a majority-Muslim country. In
Solomun wanted to go home, but it olomun has rented the same ele- Hamburg, he received his First Com-
took him nearly an hour to reach the
car. “It’s absurd,” he said. “People say
S gant, enormous villa in Ibiza for the
past six years. Until last summer, he
munion at the age of ten, but he rarely
attended Mass. When he was twen-
beautiful things to me . . . but I want shared the house with members of ty-three, despondent, and working con-
to forget it the second they finish the his management team. He now lives struction, he spent a day off wandering
sentence.” It made him uncomfortable there alone, except for the twelve feral the streets. A “force, a power,” guided
that a d.j. “who didn’t even play an in- cats he feeds. Solomun has had seri- him into a church.
strument” should be so venerated—he ous relationships with women, but he Inside, he recognized the priest who
was just one node in a galaxy of music. is currently single. The morning after had given him his First Communion.
Solomun also recognized that, though our night at DC10, I walked into his Solomun said that he was lost. The
some people were attuned to his gifts kitchen. There were several pans that priest gave him a three-month series
as a d.j. or a producer, others were re- needed washing. A well-used German of activities to reawaken him. For ex-
50 THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022
ample, he was to visit a local Spanish He sat on a speaker, pointing his fn- not enjoy Elba’s mix. He passed, politely.
couple twice a week and let them talk gers at his temples. “God is my master,” Solomun often uses a plane trip to
about their life; he should not ask ques- the male voice on the track exclaimed. consider options for an upcoming per-
tions but simply absorb their stories. “Love is my master. . . . I am free!” formance, or to edit tracks. Over the
(It’s easy to imagine him doing this— Mediterranean, he opened his laptop,
unusually for a celebrity, he is an ex- n mid-August, Solomun drove from put in AirPods, and assembled perhaps
cellent listener.) After three months,
Solomun took Communion again, and
I his villa to Ibiza’s airport, where a
seven-seater Cessna Citation VI jet was
twenty options for opening the Sara-
jevo gig. Occasionally, he pounded the
committed to being a “good person.” on the tarmac. Boarding with him were air with his fst as he listened. I couldn’t
It’s odd to think of someone who par- Bor, two pilots, and me. In the next hear the music, and these spasmodic
ties as hard as Solomun as a man of God. three days, he would play in Sarajevo, outbursts sometimes made me flinch.
But faith, he says, “flls me up.” Many of in Istanbul, and back at Pacha. During Solomun spent most of the flight
Solomun’s closest associates are also re- the summer, Solomun flies only on pri- fddling with one track, which he will
ligious. Karamanidis spent four months vate planes. He said that he had “planted release in October on DIYnamic:
in a monastery in Greece, and came back, so many trees . . . a forest” to assuage “Yumi,” by the young French producer
in Solomun’s words, a “shining person.” his carbon guilt, but it seemed unlikely Notre Dame. The progression on
Schoeps, Solomun’s manager, is also a that the planting could keep pace with “Yumi” walks a line between euphoria
Christian, and sings sacred music in a the miles. On this flight, he carried with and melancholy. Solomun was enrap-
choir; on a recent weekend, he was in him a wheely suitcase and a bag flled tured by the track, and had fnished
Hamburg, singing bass in Mendelssohn’s with pillows, blankets, and clothespins. many recent sets with it, but on the
oratorio “Elijah.” (The concert, Schoeps Solomun requires total darkness to sleep, plane he wondered if he could better
said, was full of “big fun.”) and the ten minutes before he goes to exploit the tension that Notre Dame
Night clubs cater to base urges. At bed are often spent pinning together builds in the frst ninety seconds by ex-
ego, in Hamburg—which Schoeps curtains in his hotel room. tending one section. Solomun told me
described to me as a “dark, sweaty, The plane took off right after we ar- that he wanted to “fnd the right dose”
stinky rave club”—Solomun was trou- rived at the airport. Solomun seems to of beauty. He made the edit, though
bled by the addled faces of the people barely notice the ease with which he he wouldn’t really know if the change
dancing to his sets, particularly as the now moves through the world. (On a worked until he played it live. Solomun
sun rose. (Ecstasy causes mouths to trip to Ibiza this summer, I waited more saved the fle, and put the USB stick
dry out and jaws to set.) Regardless of than ninety minutes to clear security. in the Aristocats bag.
how Solomun himself got through the After a flight with Solomun in August,
night, he questioned whether it vio- the pilots apologized for making him olomun’s most famous set is one
lated his faith to lure people into such
a profane environment. One day, he
a few minutes late because they’d had
to fly around a storm.) He told me that
S that he recorded for the video ser-
vice Boiler Room, from Tulum, Mex-
and Karamanidis went on a walk to he’d hardly slept the previous night, ico, in 2015. It’s been watched nearly
discuss this unease. Karamanidis ar- such were his nerves. Many of his rel- sixty million times on YouTube. A Sol-
gued that music was itself a kind of atives, including his mother, were at- omun set in 2022 bears little resem-
miracle, and that there was no shame tending the Sarajevo show. City author- blance to the one in the video—it’s
in uniting people through dancing. ities had invited Solomun to play on hard to believe it’s the same d.j. The
Schoeps explained to me that, from the balcony of the Ministry of Finance, seductive, languid Tulum sound has
that point onward, Solomun saw d.j.’ing above the Eternal Flame, a memorial given way to a harder, faster experience.
as having a “divine power.” built after the Second World War. Tito There are fewer opportunities to sway
“Even if I’m not trying to make my- Street, the thoroughfare by the memo- your hips when Solomun plays now.
self so important, I can’t ignore what I rial, would be closed off to cars for sev- During the pandemic, he began to
do,” Solomun said. “I touch people.” eral hours. There was no +1 on the bill. favor grittier and more energetic music.
In the living room, Solomun recalled The pressure weighed on Solomun. He When he resumed d.j.’ing, his sets re-
numinous moments from recent per- wasn’t sure how to start the set. f lected this change. Indeed, at some
formances. In January, he was in Mar In the summer, Solomun spends at recent shows, Solomun has played as
del Plata, Argentina, playing an open- least two days a week in his villa, listen- many as six tracks by Matt Guy—a pro-
air set for a huge crowd. As dawn ar- ing to new music sent to him by artists ducer from Nottingham who creates
rived, he said, he began speaking to both established and unknown, and de- sledgehammer rave tracks like “Krupa”
clouds that threatened to block the sun- ciding which tracks to play—and which and “Party Starter.” Solomun’s support
rise. (“Move, clouds! Now!”) He cued acts to sign to his label. He tries to fol- has transformed Guy’s career. In Europe,
up “I Am Free,” a euphoric track by low only his taste. Idris Elba started he is now played on mainstream radio.
his frequent collaborator Johannes d.j.’ing in Ibiza a few years ago, and sent “I’ve always been a massive fan of Solo-
Brecht, who is a classically trained multi- DIYnamic one of his mixes, in the hope mun,” Guy told me. “But never in a mil-
instrumentalist. As the first chords of garnering a +1 spot at Pacha. Solo- lion years would I have expected him to
began, the clouds did move, and the sun mun admires Elba’s acting, particularly play something like ‘Party Starter.’ ”
appeared. Solomun felt goosebumps. in “The Wire” and “Luther,” but he did Solomun told me that he was simply
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broadening his outlook. “This year, I re- and methodically builds the energy.” image of the “Mona Lisa” on the back,
ally dig and love this kind of nineties Though Solomun concedes that he stepped onto the balcony. Noisy
sound . . . breakbeat, a little bit trance-y, some of his tastes have changed, he good will poured toward him. He raised
almost Robin S.-style, but in a fresh way,” doesn’t think that his sound has be- his arms in acknowledgment and began
he said. “But these days I love more and come too hard-edged to enjoy. Wher- manning his controls. It was just pos-
more styles, and it’s getting harder and ever he plays, he considers the needs sible to see the back of the crowd on
harder to build bridges during the sets. of the crowd. Pacha, for instance, is “a Tito Street. People waited to dance in
For me, that’s the big challenge.” sexy club—you can’t play a techno set their apartments, near open windows.
The changes haven’t delighted ev- in Pacha.” In June, I went to an open- Halfway up the street, where pedestri-
eryone. On a message board, one club- air venue in Ibiza called Destino, where ans were pressed tight, the traffic lights
ber who attended Solomun+1 in 2022 Solomun played mostly light, melodic changed, pointlessly.
complained of the “weird shit” he house at sundown. He wasn’t above As Solomun stood at his decks, it
played; another declared that he was playing something so surprising that seemed suddenly obvious how to begin:
at “the end of the road” with Solomun. it made people laugh. Midway through “Swing.” Soon afterward, he played the
After Solomun played a rowdy set in the set, he dropped the whiny nineties remix of “Drone Me Up, Flashy” that
London, a fan wrote on Instagram, “I hip-hop track “Insane in the Brain,” had beguiled him at DC10. It was as
love your music you really need to go by Cypress Hill. It was like pumping if Solomun were curating a musical ex-
back to your old stuff though!” helium onto the dance floor. perience entirely to delight me. Per-
Solomun doesn’t read online com- Solomun told me that he craved va- haps I had spent so much time in his
ments and has social-media accounts riety when producing music, too. Last company that my preferences had con-
only because they are necessary for year, he released “Nobody Is Not verged with his. And maybe this was
work. He says he knows that, when you Loved,” a smooth dance album whose a skill of good d.j.s—to wrestle your
change your sound, “sometimes you’re influences—synth-pop, indie, R. & B.— taste toward theirs.
losing people”—but this can be hard belied the ferocity of most of his re- Some tunes have recurred in almost
to gauge. Whenever he looks out from cent live output. This summer, Solo- every Solomun set this summer—tunes
his booth, he sees a sea of happy ravers. mun played me a bossa-nova remix that that he can’t get out of his head. Being
D.j. sets are often recorded, and the he’d made of José González’s “Swing,” in Solomun’s head is a valuable place
best retain a transporting quality. I have noting that it had made him as cheer- to be. One track that he played in Sa-
listened to Solomun’s Essential Mix, ful as any other work he’d done lately. rajevo was “Como,” a dark banger that
recorded at Pacha in 2016, dozens of “I like changes,” he explained. “I want has not yet been released. It was pro-
times; it continues to surprise me. The to have fun. If I’m not having fun, I duced by Disfreq—two Irish brothers,
moment when a cello enters on a Jo- can’t transmit the happiness.” Joe and Cahir Kelly, who make un-
hannes Brecht track called “Voix Grave” usual, acid-tinged techno using analog
is chilling and propulsive. (In an e-mail, n Sarajevo, more than twenty thou- synthesizers, and who work out of a
Brecht described that passage, in which
the cellist Nayon Han interacts with a
I sand people waited in the streets for
Solomun’s show. Elections loom in Bos-
studio above a chip shop in their home
town of Moville, County Donegal. Sol-
constantly modulating digital arpeg- nia, and the country is politically frag- omun started playing Disfreq’s music
gio, as a human and a machine in di- ile, as old hatreds are rekindled. The last year, during his South America
alogue with each other.) But a set can- European Union Ambassador to Bos- tour. “You instantly get loads of respect
not be designed as a future relic. It is as soon as he starts playing you,” Joe
a work of improvisation that succeeds told me.
or fails as it flows onto the dance floor. Many Disfreq tracks have now been
Solomun says that his job is to “create signed to influential labels, including
moments.”The evanescence is the thing. to DIYnamic. This summer, Joe went
Sam Houser, a co-creator of Grand to Pacha on a Sunday. He was d.j.’ing
Theft Auto and a founder of Rockstar at Amnesia the following night, but he
Games, first listened to Solomun as a wanted to witness Solomun+1—and,
general-admission clubber in Pacha, maybe, hear one of his own tracks. He
several years ago. They are now friends, stood near the front of the crowd and
and—among other collaborations— nia, Johann Sattler, who is encourag- used Snapchat to display a message to
Solomun is a character in the G.T.A. ing talks among factions, had secured Solomun, in text large enough that the
universe, whose sets you can listen to funds from the E.U. for Solomun to d.j. could read it: “Hi Mladen, it’s Dis-
in a virtual club. (Solomun wasn’t paid play. “Culture is a great unifier,” he told freq :)” Solomun saw the note, and had
for this; Schoeps described the arrange- me. He knew nothing of Solomun’s Bor bring Kelly to the booth. An hour
ment as “a friendship thing.”) Houser music but did know that many people later, Solomun played “Como.” He
told me that hearing Solomun live was in Bosnia loved him. danced next to Kelly as the track shook
“breathtaking,” adding, “Mladen has a Solomun was driven, with his mother the club. “One of the best nights of my
unique way of taking control and lead- and cousins, to the Ministry of Finance. life,” Kelly told me. “The hairs on the
ing the crowd into his vibe as he slowly Dressed in a black T-shirt with an back of my neck were standing up.”
52 THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022
In Sarajevo, the intensity of the
music increased as the hours dissolved.
I joined the crowd. At the front, near
metal barricades, young men and
women were stomping the pavement.
Solomun was due to finish playing at
2:30 a.m. At about two, when there
seemed no prospect of his winding
down, he asked Bor to request an extra
hour from the city authorities, which
they granted. Light rain began falling
and a cheer went up. A canopy was
erected over the decks. One man, a
third of the way back in the crowd, lit
a red flare. Suddenly, the gig had the
intensity of a protest march.
Solomun pounded his fist in the air.
He finished his set with the edit of
“Yumi” he’d done on the plane. As it
played, he realized that the extended
opening was not as moving as the orig-
inal version. “When you double it, the
moment is gone,” he declared. At 4 a.m.,
sharing burgers and fries with his
mother and cousins in the Presiden-
tial suite of a Sarajevo hotel, Solomun
said that he would remember the night “Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until
of the red flare for the rest of his life. it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt.”
everal hours later, Solomun flew to
S Istanbul and was driven straight to
the venue for his show, on the Black
• •
Sea. He changed in a trailer. Starting had asked him about his wishes for the nesses, including a health app. Some
at sunset, he played a four-and-a-half year ahead. Solomun replied, “A one- days, he thought that it might be time
hour set for seven thousand ravers; at year break would be fantastic.” Two for other d.j.s to have their turn in the
1 a.m., he began a five-hour after-party months later, the first COVID lockdowns limelight. But he had been excited by
for six hundred people. The after-party arrived. He recognized that other peo- the hunger of audiences after the pan-
room was so hot that dancers wrung ple were suffering, but he was quietly demic. “People party much harder—it’s
sweat out of their shirts. Solomun con- grateful for the peace. He spent two much more intense, it’s crazy,” Solomun
tinued playing until the crowd had summers in Ibiza, where he attended said. “The power of music, the happi-
dwindled to a hard-core contingent of Mass in the cathedral on Sundays, and ness of the music. Sometimes what I
fewer than a hundred people. Eventu- worked on his tennis game with a local get back is very hard to handle, but . . .
ally, even he was forced to concede that coach. Unlike other d.j.s, he wasn’t it’s worth something.”
the night was over. When he turned streaming sets during lockdowns. He On the flight, Solomun closed his
off the music, dozens of acolytes sur- understood that d.j.s wanted to play eyes for two hours, bundled up in blan-
rounded him, some to press on him a such shows to support the dance com- kets and cushions. When he awoke, the
USB stick containing a demo. Finally, munity, or to connect with fans, but in sky was darkening and the plane was
at around 6:30 a.m., he left with a Solomun’s view d.j. work was either descending. Solomun said that, what-
woman he knew from a previous visit live or meaningless. Last fall, as some ever the excesses of the days and nights
to Istanbul. Their time together would clubs and festivals reopened, he de- before, the feeling of getting closer to
necessarily be brief. The car to the air- cided to quit d.j.’ing altogether, then home always lifted his spirits. He was
port arrived in ten hours. reconsidered. excited about his +1 for the evening, a
Flying back to Ibiza, Solomun said “I can always close the door,” Solo- relatively obscure d.j. from Northern
that his mind was blank. The two con- mun said. “I get joy from other stuff.” Ireland called Cromby. Out the pilot’s
secutive parties had drained him of Financially, he was set. He wanted to window, dead ahead, I spotted Ibiza.
ideas and energy, yet he still had to play write film scores, and had ideas for movie In the dying light, it glowed amber and
at Pacha in a few hours. High summer and television scripts. His role as a rec- pink, like the last ember in a fire.
was always like this, he said. On New ord-label boss was consuming. He had “Oh,” I said. “It’s the island!”
Year’s Day, 2020, a film-director friend also invested heavily in two startup busi- “My island,” Solomun said. 
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he paradox of personal religion: scope—that were the birthright of her between Cohen and his death: less than

T God has abandoned me, so I’ll


pray. On my knees. The sky ex-
ploding. And her on her back, gasping
generation. He never found out, because,
talking into her cell phone as he stood
debating with his glass of tea, she looked
half a life. And between Cohen and
Cohen something else had slipped in,
courtesy of the perspective of middle age:
from the pain, making use of all the Ar- right through him. a hand span of ironic distance. From time
abic curses. to time, with enough psychedelics, he
• even managed to see himself from above.

He, too, had been looking right through
Cohen saw the pregnant woman five things. Off the Percocet and the Prozac •
or six times before they ended up to- and down to only the occasional Xanax, For four days, he had been meeting with
gether in the mamak, a room with re- he had taken up microdosing psilocybin, the heads of the small Israeli company
inforced-concrete walls, a heavy, sealed which wasn’t addictive, but he had come that had developed a facial-recognition
window, and a steel vault of a door, that to rely on it to soften things, to soften technology that drew on the technology
can protect residents from deadly gas, him. To help him roll through the days, his previous company had developed be-
earthquakes, or the blast of rockets, one to add color and texture. On the flight fore he and his partner had sold it—
room on each floor, stacked atop one to Tel Aviv, where he’d been sent, by the cheaply, at an early stage, to a far larger
another, creating a core of safe rooms company that had bought his company, company. Cohen had gone to work for
in the building. to do due diligence on the potential ac- the acquiring company as part of a vest-
She lived across the hall from the quisition of another company, he’d taken ment schedule. In these past years, the
apartment he’d Airbnb’ed. One of those what he thought was Ambien but turned job had become a golden cage. It paid
young Tel Avivian women who looked out—when the whorls of hair on the well, if not extremely well—not the riches
like they’d learned krav maga at the breast, man sitting next to him began to divulge he might pursue if he were daring enough
waited enough tables to be able to size their cosmic secrets—to be MDMA, to try to start another company. But,
up what you wanted, everything you which he’d put in the same pill bottle for more insidiously, it was easy. He didn’t
wanted, with a glance, and never apolo- the purpose of camouflage at customs. have to work very hard to be seen as
gized. Nose-ringed. Silver-bangled. Car- Did the man with the universe in his doing a good job by people who didn’t
rying low, the way his wife had when she hair know that he was on a plane? Cohen really understand what he did. Only
was pregnant with their sons, the younger felt the nearly irrepressible need to tell Cohen knew how little effort he was
of whom was now nearly old enough to him and tell him. making. Knew that his imagination was
be drafted, but would never be, since he To Tel Aviv on business, and to give drying up. That he was coloring inside
was not Israeli but American. A boy: the his wife space, his wife, who, after the lines, increasingly pragmatic about
first time he saw her in the hall, the af- twenty-five years, might be leaving him. what he could do, and less motivated to
ternoon he arrived from the airport, he’d Had betrayed him with a cardiac sur- think about what he might. Meanwhile,
had the urge to offer her this bit of folksy geon, that much was certain. A man he’d watched all the bold ideas he’d once
wisdom that older women had once be- who cut open bodies and rearranged had get taken up by other companies
stowed on his young and pregnant wife, the heart as needed, pulled more life that were actually able to follow through
but she’d passed right by him, used to out of the muscle than it had been plan- on them. Whereas there was very little
the constant stream of Americans strug- ning to give. The richness of it all was tangible evidence that Cohen had
gling with the lockbox of WOW! Super not lost on Cohen. A heart surgeon! achieved anything significant at the large
Nice Apartment in the Heart of TLV. The doctor’s own wife had died, and company where he now worked, cer-
A boy, he was sure of it. His wife, his after a sufficient period of mourning he tainly nothing that he could hang his
three children—he knew something of had joined a book club, run under the hat on outside it. Those within the com-
these things. He wanted again to tell auspices of the 92nd Street Y, and there, pany who had been impressed by his
her when he ran into her two days later where free bagels were served, he’d met early ideas and looked to him as a sort
at the coffee kiosk around the corner, Cohen’s wife. At some point between of savant were fewer and fewer. Sure, he
there in the tree-lined median of the the last Philip Roth and the next-to- had accomplished some small, incremen-
boulevard. For a moment, bewitched by last Amos Oz, Nadine had discovered tal things, just enough to keep him from
the lack of boundaries that still surprised that the surgeon, despite his loss, could entirely abandoning hope that his “ef-
him every time he returned to Tel Aviv, achieve erection, which Cohen, con- forts” might ultimately amount to some-
he thought he might sit down across stricted and suppressed and limp from thing. And this was sufficient to con-
from her and start a conversation. Maybe pharmaceuticals, could not. Though still vince him—even as his vague ambitions
she’d want to go with him to see a psy- he found—had always found—his wife’s were dissolving, and his expectations for
chic in Jaffa? Cohen, who was fifty-two, body to be beautiful. The way she moved himself eroding, even as time was speed-
didn’t believe, but there were things he through a room crowded with people ing up—that he might not have it as
wanted to know. She’d probably have could still arrest him. All that he held good somewhere else, and, in any case,
no interest, knowing the future already, against her was vast, immeasurable. But would have to work too hard to find out.
being the future incarnate, with the vague now and always and still: her smell. On Thursday, after a long day of
superpowers—technologically fostered, The space that had unfurled between meetings, Cohen went out to have a
but extending beyond technology’s Cohen and his wife: half a world. And drink with Gal, who at thirty was the
THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022 55
oldest of the founders of the Israeli com- posed everything, which sobriety always he caught sight of the metal door to the
pany, and the most brilliant. Things obscured. Hours passed. Cohen, feet in mamak, with its signage for three or four
were looking good, Cohen told him, he the shallow water, lost his intimacy with kinds of disaster. He pulled it open and
would send back a positive report. He failure. The red sun began to sink into breezed in. Hard, dusty mats lay rolled
expected Gal to be excited by this news, the sea. Cohen lost himself, too, in rev- in a corner, as if waiting for him. The
but the younger man remained reserved erie; the exquisite, intricate order of tiny, impeccable justices of the world.
and thoughtful. He had hair the color things, and the things behind things, and He unrolled one and lay down, and with
of the desert, watery blue eyes, and an the non-things, the interconnectedness a last thought of Nadine’s face—her face
occasional stutter that he mostly man- of it all, the goodness, was so breathtak- as it had looked reflected in the win-
aged to suppress but that some part of ing that tears filled his eyes. In that vast dow that evening two months earlier,
Cohen—the part that was order he, too, had a place; when he’d come upon her speaking to
the victim of his own feats he was woven into it. No, he her lover on the phone—he drifted off.
of suppression—inwardly was not lost; on the contrary,
rooted for, feeling a charge he would be shown the way •
of joy whenever the conver- if he only opened himself to Woken, or half woken, by—a scream?
sation came to a sudden halt, the signs. A siren? In his fantasia, Cohen imag-
caught in the jaws of the Lying on his back on the ined missiles, anti-missiles. He sat up,
wild beast that wished to warm sand, swan-diving in- rubbing his eyes. Staggering to the door,
wrestle the word away from ward, he didn’t notice when he opened it and found her leaning on
Gal. Cohen saw in the his bag was lifted by a quick the railing, cursing, digging through her
younger man something of and graceful man who’d been bag. Her gray sweatpants were stained
the talent he’d once had, but watching him from the break black in the crotch and down one leg.
it was this private, internal conflict that wall. When Cohen at last opened his He tried to ask if she was all right. Bathed
Gal had no choice but to publicly en- eyes, there was only a concave dent in in vague confusion, he wanted to ask if
dure that most warmed Cohen to him. the sand where the bag had been. Money what he had heard was a missile, but
The bar was on a rooftop, and in the gone, keys. His cell phone was in his reading her face he had the wherewithal
distance, between the pale-yellow build- pocket, but, after powering it back on, to grasp that it would not be a welcome
ings, was a slice of the sea. The sun was he could not think of whom to call. In question. She had been in bed, she ex-
going down, and the light grew soft and the cruddy mirror of the bathroom at plained in heavily accented English. And
resplendent. Gal was expecting his first Banana Beach, he saw his pale and sweaty when she turned she felt something pop
child in three months, and Cohen re- face, his crazed hair. The hair he still had, in her pelvis, and the rush of fluid down
galed him with charming anecdotes because the men in his family never lost her leg. Cohen thought he heard an-
about his own children’s early years, omit- their hair. That much he was keeping. other blast, though it might have been
ting the difficult parts. He was older, he construction work outside, or a pure
had already gone much farther down • product of his mind, freshly returned
the road in life, and he felt the urge to He let himself into the building with from alternate realities. She exclaimed
reassure the younger man about the view the code. In the darkened lobby, his in Hebrew, threw up her hands, and
from where he was, about the solidity phone screen glowing, he searched for dropped her phone. Cohen watched as
of early promise. Twisting in his seat, he the e-mail chain that would allow him it bounced, as if in slow motion, and the
waved the waitress down and ordered to contact Hila, his Airbnb host, for a screen shattered. He rubbed his face,
another round of drinks. As he raised spare set of keys. He was drifting down, trying to smear away what was left of
his glass, he almost had faith in what he languid, exhaustion creeping into his his high. He tried to focus. Tried to re-
was peddling, and it was only out of the limbs. Climbing the stairs, he took for- member the protocol.To remember what
corner of his eye that he caught a flash ever. He thought of knocking on the he had done right, if he had done any-
of the sword that swung above him. pregnant woman’s door, to ask if he could thing right, when his wife had gone into
wait inside until he heard back from labor. Quickly—was it quickly?—he un-
• Hila. Would her husband be home? Her rolled another mat and she eased her-
Friday morning Cohen e-mailed his re- boyfriend, whatever: the father. Cohen self down onto her back, the dome of
port, and at midday, the city slowing had seen him, too. As young as she, but her belly pulsing, enormous.
down for Shabbat, his depression catch- lacking her presence and beauty. Soon He thought the other neighbors
ing up to him, he nibbled at a golden to lose his hair, Cohen had noted. He might arrive, but none came. Only the
hunk of psilocybin he had got from Gal— approached their door, stickered with contractions, like a tsunami. It had hap-
been gifted by Gal, as he’d heard the young millennial crap—music shows, pole pened like that with Jack, their third
people say—and went to walk on the dancing, Japanese anime—and was about child. They had got into the taxi and
beach. And there it was, all over again: to bring his knuckles down when he by the time they were pulling up to the
the bright, pellucid beauty of the world. discovered a photo of the couple taped emergency room the baby was crown-
The sun’s warmth on his skin, as if for there in the middle. Cohen studied it, ing. Cohen had barely been able to keep
the first time. All the anxiety dried up, studied her face softened by pastel des- up with the medics as they swept his
replaced by the peace that had presup- ert light, and dropped his fist. Turning, wife away. But the truth was that al-
56 THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022
ready by the birth of their daughter he child had arrived bearing a message for expected. Soon Nava’s mother arrived in
had been rendered useless. More than him, a restoration. In his mind’s eye, he a turban and flowing skirts, hectic and
that, he had felt he wasn’t wanted there, saw himself uncurling the tiny, mottled disorganized, on the phone with her rabbi,
clumsy and helpless among the cabal fist to reveal an ancient code written on from whom she wanted a blessing. She
of women with their special knowledge: the palm. He rubbed his eyes. Perhaps placed her hand on the baby’s head while
his wife, the midwife, the midwife-in- he was not yet entirely sober after all. the rabbi, or maybe merely a guru, came
training, and the nurse. It was only with Or the capacity for visions still lingered; through on speakerphone. She tied a red
their first child that he had been needed that happened sometimes, too. string around the baby’s tiny wrist, mut-
by Nadine, as a bulwark between her The nurse, Russian, shot him a dirty tering spells. Nava arched an eyebrow,
and the pain. look, the look of a woman tired of men. and in that arch and the set of her jaw
The woman now began to shout and Tired of all the men in the birthing rooms Cohen saw the ancient line of daugh-
writhe. He reached for her hand, the trying to slip the noose of paternity— ters dedicated to being nothing like the
tan fingers decorated with silver rings, were there so many? Cohen wished to mothers their own mothers had been.
and she crushed his like a vise. What explain that he wasn’t one. Or that he The baby was weighed and measured,
was her name? Her name? She didn’t had at least managed to internalize his capped and wiped down. He experi-
seem to hear the question until she did. rage against responsibility, rather than enced his first defecation and screamed.
Nava. enact it on his children. He had the urge So much screaming at the start of life!
She had started to sweat, little beads to take out his phone and show her pho- A way to vocalize the power of life mov-
gathering at her temples. Up close, her tographs of them, grown now, the young- ing through us, taking us up in its great,
face was softer, less decided. Cohen est soon to leave for Oberlin. Instead, rushing volume! Such were Cohen’s
searched his mind for the thing to do. he just pointed at the darkened screen. thoughts when the nurse returned and,
What if the baby came now? The baby Her phone shattered, he explained. The holding the shrieking infant like a foot-
was coming now, wasn’t he? father had not yet been called. Soon he ball, swaddled him tightly then stuck
She tugged at her sweatpants. Cohen would arrive, Cohen thought, stumbling him to the breast to suck. But he wouldn’t
grabbed them from the ankles and and sweaty, lugging the bag that had take, and so she grabbed the huge, en-
stripped them off. Some intelligence stood by the door for weeks, packed with gorged nipple and plugged his mouth.
not his own moved in him, and he rolled things needed for a labor that had al- At last he accepted this first of many
them up and placed them under Nava’s ready passed, things rendered useless by compromises and settled down, purr-
lower back. She bent her legs, her thighs the infant’s sudden arrival. All that had ing and gurgling at his mother’s breast.
heavy from the long months of carry- been needed was what Cohen had: his The nurse murmured encouragingly,
ing. There was no time to think. Push! wits, his voice, his hands. and Nava, wild-haired, flushed with her
he urged her. She was grunting with But the father was not called. The fa- own success, lifted her eyes to meet Co-
pain. That’s it, now again, he said. I want ther, as it happened, was out of the pic- hen’s, to meet his wonder with her own;
you to push with everything you have. ture, the baby the result of a brief affair in her eyes, Cohen felt himself, for a
The head, matted with black hair, ap- with a man not interested in fatherhood. moment, magnificently reflected.
peared. Cohen slipped his fingers in and The man Cohen had taken for her part- Presently the nurse turned to look at
felt the heat of the infant’s slick face. ner was only her best friend and room- him, too. Her lips produced a scolding
A boy, he told her. I think it’s going mate, and he was working in Jerusalem sound. What? Cohen shrugged. But,
to be a boy. She screamed in pain, a wild and couldn’t come. Cohen’s spirits bright- when she narrowed her eyes at him, he
and ardent scream that tore through ened at this turn of events. There was understood that he was being sum-
him like something he had not felt for room for him here, more than he had moned. She wants a Coke, the nurse
a long time.
Oh, God, Cohen prayed. Let it be a
boy. Let me be right, for once, about
everything.

Later, as he stood in the doorway of the


hospital room where Nava sat looking
upon the child like a Renaissance Ma-
donna, newly gifted with light and per-
spective, Cohen was confused for the
father. The nurse offered him congrat-
ulations and paperwork. Oh, Cohen
said, sober at last. Not mine. Though
as soon as the words came out he felt
them to be not wholly true. For in that
moment he felt that something of the
child belonged to him, too, that the “Remember—never shake on it until they show you the treat.”
instructed. Restored once more to use- rudderless. When she said this, Cohen contain his pride. The woman removed
fulness, Cohen trotted through the ma- saw his desire like a paper boat drifting a long chain from the display case; on
ternity ward in search of the vending ma- toward the edge of a flat world, until it it hung a small gold charm that Cohen
chine. When the can of soda rattled down abruptly tumbled over. But he did know: thought was a heart but, on closer in-
and landed with a thud, he remembered what he wanted was for his capacities spection, discovered was a circle. A per-
all over again how he had caught the to be seen and believed in, perhaps by fect circle, the circle of life: the child a
baby and guided him into the world. her especially. Then he would find a new beginning and he, by proxy, re-
charge again, find the energy to take stored to the beginning, too. He held
• definitive action. But wherever he looked the delicate piece in his palm, imagin-
By the time Cohen was ready to leave all he found reflected back was dullness ing it around Nava’s neck.
the hospital the banks were closed, and, and uselessness; only the great disap- The woman laid the necklace in a
having no way to replace his lost cards, pointment heaped up within himself. small box covered in marbled paper. She,
he borrowed two hundred shekels from A man rollerbladed past with an enor- too, seemed to believe he was the father.
Nava’s mother, who, like the nurse, mous white Siamese draped around his And who was he to dissuade her? From
seemed to believe him to be more im- neck; the cat’s paws hung down, its eyes a roll on a dowel behind her, she un-
plicated than he was. Cohen half ex- two long slits against the sun. Cohen furled a thin yellow ribbon. Only then
pected—half wished?—her to bless him, was filled with envy of the creature, who did Cohen remember that he had can-
too, as he went, promising to return to- was not called on to do anything but celled his stolen credit cards. He explained
morrow to visit the mother and child. be, and even that only vaguely. From a the situation, and she agreed to allow
On his way to the Airbnb, where Hila bench, he watched the surf roll in; the him to wire the money on Monday, as
was to meet him with the spare keys, wind was up, and the windsurfers skid- soon as the bank opened in New York.
he stopped to stuff himself with hum- ded along the crests of the waves, catch- Mazel tov, she said, handing him a bag
mus and falafel. Then he himself slept ing air under their boards and flying. tipped with silver tissue. Her trust, her
like a baby, tucked deeply into sheets And yet something had happened sparkling sandals, the tiny bells attached
that smelled pleasantly of other peo- to him here. Back home, the space for to the door, which, as he pulled it open
ple’s childhoods. him had narrowed: soon there would to leave, tinkled brightly: Cohen, newly
He woke early the next morning and be no place left at all. But space had attuned to the auspicious, caught it all.
thought of calling his wife. But when he opened for him here, hadn’t it? Had
pictured Nadine at the window, phone parted to accommodate him; had in- •
clamped between shoulder and ear, in- vited him in. Here, in a country where He took a taxi to the hospital. His mood
specting her orchids on the sill, he de- every last scrap of space was bitterly was buoyant. At a traffic light, he watched
cided against it. When the blooms fell, contested, room had been made for him. as a Haredi man crossed the street in a
she cut the stems down to nubs and stored A vision came to Cohen of him, Nava, daze. Life was choosing a path for Cohen,
the plants in the laundry room until they and the child living together in a small just as it had chosen a path for the man
sent up new shoots. She could wait years bungalow by the sea. He would settle in a dark suit and earlocks, who would
for this new growth, happening there in with his wife, giving her not just the make his way home on a bus to Bnei
the darkness. Her patience was extraor- Seventy-ninth Street apartment but the Brak, where his wife, chosen for him by
dinary: she gave everyone and everything whole of New York City. What did he his and her parents, would be waiting
the benefit of the doubt, and had always need with winter, with the M.T.A.? His to greet him, never asking why she was
believed that each of the children would grown children could visit him here, by married to him and not to someone else.
eventually blossom, too. But her patience the Mediterranean, where they, too, Maybe Cohen’s mistake all these years
for Cohen had run out long ago. The in- would see him in a new light. had been to believe that his fate lay in
justice of this had often driven him to Eventually, he came to a large hotel his own hands, that he was responsible
rage, and thinking of it now he felt the and turned inland, wandering down for both his victories and his failures,
anger stir in him again until, looking twisting streets. He passed a store with that all the good that had come to him
down at his hands, he found there the jewelry in the window, hammered sil- and all the bad that had befallen him
marks of Nava’s nails and remembered: ver and gold. It was closed, but the owner were equally the result of his own doing.
a boy, it had been a boy. He wanted to was there, doing the accounts. She saw Had he, busy assessing his own perfor-
tell his wife. But tell her what? him peering through the window and mance, missed the waves that had come
invited him inside. An elegant French- to carry him, so that instead they had
• woman in her fifties, her pedicured toes swept past without him?
He took his coffee on the beach and delicately peeking out from rhine- The taxi-driver cursed loudly, inter-
strolled along the boardwalk. He was stone-studded sandals. Was he looking rupting Cohen’s train of thought. Rous-
not eager to return to New York the for something in particular? Cohen ing himself, he saw that they were stuck
following day, to confront the difficult stood blinking at all the precious metal in traffic. Construction for the light rail
mess that awaited him at home. What set with roughly cut stones. A gift, he had made a mess of the roads. Leaning
was it that he wanted? Nadine claimed replied. The woman smiled; her gold out the window, the driver screamed at
that he didn’t know, had not known for hoops caught the light. For whom? A a car blocking the clogged intersection.
years, that his desire had floated away, new mother, Cohen said, barely able to His thick neck was covered with mole-
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like skin tags. The phone rang, and a dis-
gruntled voice came through the speaker.
His father, Cohen gathered from the few
words of Hebrew he knew. In any case,
someone else to argue with, and the driver
went at him blindly, like a bull at the
mercy of picadors who have changed di-
rection. Cohen felt his inner weather
darken. He tried to shake it off, but now
he saw that it was the sky itself that had
blackened. Heavy clouds had gathered.
While the taxi-driver lay into his father
and they sat unmoving in a knot of cars,
Cohen had the feeling of time passing.
Not minutes but whole years. By the
time he got to the hospital Nava would
be long gone, the child would already be
making a mess of his food, would refuse
to listen, would outgrow all his clothes
and demand privacy, would start to smell
in his sleep, a smell that would invade
• •
the room. He would become a man and
Cohen would call him on the phone bushes of dark hair bloomed under his a swarthy father carrying his tiny, swad-
while he was stuck in traffic and the man- muscled arms. What did he care if the dled progeny, talking loudly into his cell
child would lay into him. He who had baby was a boy or a girl? It was all the phone. So much pride concentrated in
midwifed the boy into the world! Cohen same to him. He looked at Cohen one place: it was oppressive. Cohen felt
felt the injury, the injustice of it. The sky blankly, while Nava’s mother sat in the claustrophobic; he needed a Xanax.
continued to darken, and then came the corner, barely glancing up from her Sweating, he punched the button for
first splat of rain on the windshield, heavy soundless recitation from a small pur- the elevator and rode down to the lobby,
as bird shit. The only wave he felt now ple leather-bound book of Psalms. Cohen then hurried out into the rain. His bel-
was of anxiety—not so much a wave as stood foolishly holding the bag with the ligerent taxi-driver was still parked there,
an undertow pulling him back into the necklace. He asked if everything was all waiting out the storm perhaps, or too
deep water from which he had briefly right, which he knew to be a stupid ques- busy yelling at his father to look for his
been rescued. As he arrived at the hos- tion even as he asked it. They had taken next fare. Cohen knocked on the win-
pital, the sky opened and began dump- the infant for tests, Nava said. Some- dow, and the driver acknowledged him
ing its great weight. thing to do with his . . . and here she with a jerk of his chin, as if he had been
The lobby was full of the old and ail- fumbled for the word until the room- expecting him. He got in, still holding
ing, or those waiting for news of the old mate said, Like, the breathing. From this the wet gift bag, and was about to give
and ailing. Cohen maneuvered among explanation it could have been anything, the address of the Airbnb. But it wasn’t
the walkers and canes and terminal cases. a stuffy nose or a hole in the lung tis- there that he wanted to go. Then, where?
When the elevator opened onto the ma- sue, something that hadn’t properly Drive, Cohen instructed the man, who
ternity ward, he was relieved. A young closed; Cohen had no way to assess the was still going at it on the phone, howl-
blond mother was at the nursing station gravity of the situation. Exhausted, Nava ing his litany of grievances. The driver
rocking her precious bundle while the wasn’t in the mood to elaborate. In a low shrugged and tapped the meter on: what
father filled out the paperwork for their voice, the roommate spoke to her in He- did he care, he had his scores to settle.
release. Everything was still ahead here, brew, and she replied; perhaps he was Cohen, damp from the rain, had an idea.
yet to be decided. But no sooner had he asking her who Cohen was. Not know- Take the freeway! He had to raise his
thought this than he was intercepted by ing what else to do, Cohen offered to voice to be heard. North or south, what
the Russian nurse, who grabbed his arm get her another Coke from the machine. did it matter? Cohen, failing to remem-
and reproached him. Cohen stammered She nodded glumly. ber the size of the country he was in,
some excuse, and held up the bag with On the way, passing the rooms of felt relieved by the possibilities, the sense
the gift, but the nurse only scowled and new and expectant mothers, he was of motion, of freedom. The sodden gift
pushed him toward Nava’s room. There swamped by a wave of sadness. He re- bag was torn, and he pulled out the lit-
he found the new mother with a look membered Nadine as she had been back tle wrapped box. Untying the ribbon,
of worry on her face. Next to her sat her then, himself as he had been then, when he lifted up the chain and the golden
roommate, the one Cohen had assumed they were still conduits of the future, circle fell, then caught there and swung. 
to be the father, gently kneading her holding their new children, filled with
shoulder. He was wearing a gold hoop a great sense of accomplishment, un- NEWYORKER.COM
earring and a pink tank top, but great aware that it was premature. He passed Nicole Krauss on death, birth, and middle age.

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THE CRITICS

BOOKS

EGO TRIP
The early Romantics and their troublesome legacy.

BY NIKHIL KRISHNAN

I
remember the first time I encoun- eighteen-hundreds, when Jena, a small never-ending supply of confidence,” she
tered a pierced eyebrow. I was six- German town on the river Saale, be- writes. “Maybe some of the choices were
teen, travelling with the debate team came home to a formidable coterie. Here, reckless, but they were mine.”
from my high school in the quiet sub- she writes, was “a group of novelists, She acknowledges, of course, that all
urbs of Bangalore to the busy city cen- poets, literary critics, philosophers, es- this spontaneity rested on “the privi-
ter for a regional meet. I had managed sayists, editors, translators and play- lege of knowing that if it all went wrong,
to get the team together only by prom- wrights who, intoxicated by the French I would always have been able to knock
ising the other boys that there would Revolution, placed the self at the cen- on my parents’ (middle-class) door.” A
be girls there. But the girls we were tre stage of their thinking.” great deal of freedom, it’s clear, came
ranged against, who went to a “progres- There we have that peculiar thing, from her “clever, liberal, loving and ac-
sive” school for which we had an unre- “the self.” Wulf sometimes allows us ademic parents” and from her E.U. pass-
flective contempt, were creatures from the German original: “The Ich, for bet- port. Perhaps the reason I am reluctant
another world. They all wore a kind of ter or worse, has remained centre stage to join her ardent advocacy for the Jena
shapeless tie-dyed garment that couldn’t ever since. The French revolutionaries Set has something to do with the ways
be part of any uniform, spoke in a slack, changed the political landscape of Eu- in which my own path to philosophy
almost American drawl, and, with their rope, but the Jena Set incited a revolu- differs from hers: no E.U. passport and
air of casual privilege, were amused by tion of the mind.” If Wulf is right, the only a grim told-you-so awaiting me
our prissy diction—our try-hard idea of girl with the pierced eyebrow was part on the other side of a knock on the pa-
what proper English was supposed to of an unfolding world-historical drama rental door.
sound like—and our evident lack of ease that began on the banks of the Saale. The philosopher Johann Gottlieb
around them. In the manner of such works—and Fichte is supposed to have declared in
Being well practiced, we won the de- consistent with the Ich philosophy that his first lecture at Jena that “a person
bate. But, chatting with the girls after- she chronicles—Wulf tells us a fair should be self-determined, never let-
ward, we found that they disdained our amount about her own self. I discovered ting himself be defined by anything ex-
pleasure in victory, along with our hand- that she was, like me, born “in the riot- ternal.” Let’s put aside the fact that the
me-down polyester ties and blazers, our ous colours of India”; studied, as I did, world, with its passport controls and its
identical short-back-and-sides haircuts. philosophy in college, a subject that pulled subtler hierarchies, makes not being
I awkwardly asked the one with the her “into an intoxicating world of think- “defined by anything external” a harder
pierced eyebrow whether her piercing ing”; and now lives, as I do, in London, task for some people than for others.
had a “meaning.” She smirked a little. “a big dirty metropolis full of people.” Does the broader Romantic fixation on
“Self-expression,” she said. “But what Wulf had, as I did not, parents who the autonomous self make sense where
does it express?” I asked, entirely in ear- taught her “to follow my dreams,” hav- it matters?
nest. She repeated herself very slowly, ing done so themselves when they left
Germany to do public-spirited work in
as if to a total doofus, “Self. Expression.”
I thought that I’d eventually under- India. She had a daughter when she was
“ M agnificent Rebels” is a buoyant
work of intellectual history
stand what she meant, but even now twenty-two and moved, when that daugh- written as what was once termed the
I’m not sure I do. The episode came to ter was six, from Germany to England: “higher gossip.” Wulf ’s story, as the
ABOVE: LALALIMOLA

mind as I read Andrea Wulf ’s “Mag- “It was a snap decision. I quit my stud- movie ads used to say, has everything.
nificent Rebels: The First Romantics ies, sold my few possessions and moved There’s the handsome young poet in
and the Invention of the Self ” (Knopf ). to London.” Wulf was “a single mother love with a sickly pubescent girl; the
Wulf ’s book concerns a period, from with a half-finished education, a trunk brilliant woman whose literary work
the mid-seventeen-nineties to the early full of books, no income, and a seemingly was credited to the men in her life; the
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Louche devotees of free love and free thinking, the Jena Set sought to challenge literary, political, and personal conventions.
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passionate friendships shattered into ture,” a conception that encourages what ments as “My will alone . . . shall float
fierce feuds. There are writers who strug- Wulf vaguely terms “a shift towards the audaciously and boldly over the wreck-
gle to write and others who struggle to importance of the self.” Fichte wanted age of the universe.”
stop. A steady and ominous undertone to expand the role of the Ich still fur-
to all the cogitation and copulation is ther, removing its blindfold and abol- hat’s easier to grasp is the human
the rise of Napoleon, a Romantic fig-
ure in his own way, from the ashes of
ishing the idea of an inaccessible thing-
in-itself; the self after Kant became
W appeal of the other figures who
populate the pages of this book. They
the 1789 revolution in France. “creative and free.” were, of course, the original Roman-
Such drama, such freedom—in so The rhetoric of freedom and self-de- tics, at a time when the German word
small a town, and in so unfree an age. termination must have appealed to the for the sensibility (romantisch) hadn’t
How was it possible? Wulf believes that young Fichte, the son of a ribbon-weaver yet acquired its modern significance.
the atmosphere of intellectual and (to a in Saxony. He had gained a spot at an One might call Wulf ’s telling novel-
point) political freedom was sustained by élite boarding school after a beneficent istic, although only a nineteenth-cen-
the sheer difficulty of censorship in a visiting baron heard him recite, from tury Russian novelist would have a cast
“splintered and inward-looking” Ger- memory, a sermon that he had listened of protagonists with such inconve-
many, still a “patchwork of more than fif- to when he was looking after livestock niently similar names: Friedrich Schil-
teen hundred states,” in the dying days by a church. Fichte remade himself in ler, Friedrich Schelling, Friedrich Schle-
of the Holy Roman Empire. Thinkers the time-honored way, unlearning his gel. There is another Friedrich—von
and writers of a progressive stripe were rube’s accent and marrying a civil ser- Hardenberg—who wrote under the
drawn to Jena by what an older member vant’s educated daughter. Yet amid his name Novalis. There are two Johanns
of Wulf ’s ensemble, Friedrich Schiller, dense metaphysical publications was a and two Carolines. Wulf and her pub-
described as the unusual prospect of “com- pamphlet, circulated in 1793 (and pru- lishers have gone several extra miles to
plete freedom to think, to teach and to dently unsigned), extolling the revolu- help the reader keep them all straight:
write.” And, of course, to read the books, tion in France. “Just as that nation has informative chapter titles, a careful
newspapers, and pamphlets pumped out torn away the external chains of man,” index, and a dramatis personae with
by a thriving publishing trade. he wrote later, “my system tears away minibiographies.
The background to the new Ich phi- the chains of the thing-in-itself, or ex- Looming over the young blood of
losophy was the revolutionary work of ternal causes, that still shackle him more Jena was that national icon Goethe,
Immanuel Kant. He was now entering or less in other systems, even the Kant- who, early in Wulf ’s book, rides pictur-
his eighth decade, but his writings were ian. My first principle establishes man esquely from his home in Weimar to
still being discussed by readers in Jena, as an independent being.” his friends in Jena on a hot summer’s
Wulf tells us, “with the same passion as Arriving at the University of Jena in day across wheat fields at harvest time.
others did popular novels.” “What is 1794, Fichte began to cultivate a messi- His youthful novel “The Sorrows of
Enlightenment?” Kant had asked, an- anic persona. “Gentlemen, go into your- Young Werther” (1774) had captivated
swering—in a phrase that still retains selves,” he shouted from his lecturer’s a generation a couple of decades ear-
something of its original spine-tingling pulpit. (To judge by Wulf ’s verbs—“thun- lier; in imitation of the title character,
power—that it was nothing more or dered,”“roared,”“bellowed”—Fichte had readers dressed in yellow waistcoats and
less than “man’s emergence from his breeches. Imitation didn’t stop there: so
self-imposed immaturity.” More pith- many young men were said to have
ily, he challenged his contemporaries, taken Werther’s lovelorn example to
“Dare to know.” heart and killed themselves that, Lord
Kant had primed people to focus on Byron jested, Goethe had claimed
how their knowledge of the world was more lives than Napoleon. By the sev-
conditioned by their minds; in Wulf ’s enteen-nineties, Goethe was a senior
précis, “We’ll always see it through the statesman, less a member of the Jena
prism of our thinking.” Even time and Set than its “benevolent godfather.” But
space were not “actual entities” but, it was his friend Friedrich Schiller, the
rather, belonged to “the subjective con- no indoor voice.) “Act! Act!” he exhorted. celebrated playwright, who persuaded
stitution of the mind.” They were, as “That’s what we are here for.” He left him to take thinkers like Fichte seri-
Wulf puts it, the “lens through which the auditorium followed by a gaggle of ously. Goethe had considered himself
we see nature.” We were to distinguish, reverent students, “like a triumphant a realist, dedicated to the observation
then, between a thing as we perceive it Roman emperor.” of nature; Schiller was inclined toward
and the “thing-in-itself.” For long-suffering readers of his idealism, and the inward-turned inter-
Ever since Fichte read Kant’s “Cri- treatises, the adulation that Fichte in- rogations of the soul.
tique of Practical Reason” in 1790, an- spired is hard to understand. Perhaps By the mid-seventeen-nineties, the
notating frenetically as he went, he had, one needed to be there, to feel the force brothers Schlegel—August Wilhelm
he declared, “been living in a new world.” of his presence, his prophet’s manner. and Friedrich—were also in Jena. So
He was moved, it seems, by a grand Little else could explain how people were the brothers Humboldt—Wilhelm
picture of the self as “a lawgiver of na- kept a straight face at such pronounce- and, on regular sojourns, Alexander (the
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subject of Wulf ’s previous book). Schel-
ling had survived his early years as a
child prodigy and, later, enrollment at
a forbiddingly austere Protestant sem-
inary to publish work in which he ar-
gued that the Ich was identical with na-
ture. The dashing Novalis visited when
he could, sharing his hopeless love for
a dying girl with his friends, along with
the poetic-philosophical fragments that
made him famous. His may be the most
resonant formulation of the Romantic
essence: “By giving the commonplace a
higher meaning, by making the ordi-
nary look mysterious, by granting to
what is known the dignity of the un-
known and imparting to the finite a
shimmer of the infinite, I romanticise.”
So much for the men. The women
are equally remarkable, none more so
than Caroline Böhmer Schlegel Schell-
ing. (She was married to August Wil-
helm Schlegel for seven years and then “Dad, you’re fired. And, obviously, I’ll understand if you have to stop
to Friedrich Schelling for six.) She was paying my phone bill till you get back on your feet.”
essential to, although never properly
credited for, what have become canon-
ical German translations of Shakespeare.
• •
“She ticked syllables, tapping her fin-
gers on the table as she transformed feat of the Prussian Army at the deci- ers who briefly lived there. English writ-
August Wilhelm’s text into melody and sive Battle of Jena. A marginal member ers of the period were much taken with
poetry,” Wulf writes. Her marriage to of the set, Georg Wilhelm Friedrich August Wilhelm Schlegel’s thoughts
Schlegel, in 1796, was her second, and Hegel, then completing his “Phenom- about Shakespeare, which credited him
came after many years of her rejecting enology of Spirit,” the summation of with being a true Romantic. Shelley,
him. “Schlegel and me! No, nothing is the German idealist tradition, watched Hazlitt, and Carlyle agreed. Coleridge
going to happen between us,” she said, the conqueror with awe, “an individual freely lifted passages from the Schle-
like a rom-com heroine resisting the in- who, concentrated here at a single point, gels’ work for his own literary lectures.
evitable. She eventually decided that he seated on a horse, reaches out across the Emerson discovered German Roman-
might be just the thing after all, but not world and dominates it.” ticism through Coleridge; his fellow
before several rumored affairs, a preg- American transcendentalists taught
nancy that resulted from a one-night ulf ’s affecting coda shows us the themselves German so that they could
stand after a ball, and a stint in prison
for suspected revolutionary sympathies.
W scene on the eve of the battle:
people hiding their valuables in antici-
read the German idealists. Walt Whit-
man found the “great System of Ideal-
The Jena Set could be prolific, pub- pation of looters; drunk soldiers smash- istic Philosophy in Germany,” in par-
lishing a constant stream of treatises, ing windows and furniture. The French ticular the “theory that the human mind
essays, and reviews, often of one anoth- troops emptied Jena of bread and soon and external nature are essentially one,”
er’s work. Their love lives and their mar- had slaughtered the last edible animal; to be so compelling that he took to re-
riages typically moved along separate after firewood stores were exhausted, they moving all his clothes in order to com-
tracks. And they had a habit of making looked elsewhere for fuel—to the furni- mune with nature. The spirit of Jena
trouble for themselves. When Friedrich ture and the books and manuscripts that endured not only on Walden Pond and
Schlegel wrote that one of Schiller’s belonged to the university’s professors. in the English Lake District but per-
poems was “best read backwards,” Schil- Most of the Jena Set had long since made haps also on Freud’s infamous couch.
ler—who had a notable sideline as a themselves scarce. Caroline Schelling, for Wulf notes that the Viennese doctor
journal editor—decided to blacklist both one, was philosophical: “What can last regularly referred to the Jena Set’s work;
brothers. And so things went, setting no longer must perish.” It was the end of indeed, his “das Ich” was what his En-
the pattern for other literary sets since: one bright and shining moment. glish readers know as “the ego.”
reading, writing, reviewing, feuding, Still, retrospection has a way of mak- The Romanticism of the original
spouse-swapping. All this until Napo- ing such moments even brighter and Romantics was complex enough to speak
leon Bonaparte appeared astride his shinier, and Jena Romanticism survived to the events of the past two centuries.
noble steed, pulling off a crushing de- in the continuing influence of the think- It stood for self-determination and
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self-expression against enforced confor- The reason sheep (and cacti and boul- It is no surprise that it should be so; we
mity, and for the unity of mind and na- ders) have no obligations is that they need other people to be anybody at all.
ture, even as an increasingly industrial lack the distinctively human faculty of Even the pierced eyebrow achieves
society seemed intent on prising them choice. But the Romantics sought to its meaning within a web of social con-
apart. It stood, finally, for a richer pic- push this idea further. As the Canadian ventions. I can choose the adornment
ture of human life in an age of growing philosopher Charles Taylor has observed, but not what it signifies. What, in any
bureaucracy, for passion in an age of arid self-determining freedom—“the idea case, would be the point of self-expres-
rationality. What’s not to like? that I am free when I decide for myself sion if no one understood what we were
what concerns me, rather than being expressing? Would Robinson Crusoe
ndrea Wulf ’s fine and thorough shaped by external inf luences”—is bother getting a tattoo?
A book is not only a narrative but an
argument—a working-through of a
closely twinned with the powerful mod-
ern ideal of “authenticity.” Individual-
Wulf presents “the demands of so-
ciety” and “personal liberty” as antag-
problem that she introduces at the be- ity, Friedrich Schlegel declared, “is the onistic, but the relationship is more
ginning. “The liberation of the Ich from original and eternal within man.” Con- complicated than that. Some social de-
the straitjacket of a divinely organised formity with the norms of society, per- mands—for tolerance, say—are essen-
universe,” she writes, “gave us the most haps even with the laws of God, is a tial requirements of liberty, and, indeed,
exciting of all powers: free will.” But this failure to listen to an “inner voice.” Look- of authenticity. (How easy was it to be
freedom was, she says, in tension with ing outside the self for a model to live a punk in the Soviet Union?) Authen-
“the pitfalls of selfishness.” Her book by is futile; it can be found only within. ticity is, in any case, a limited ideal. What
thus aims to provide an account of the Self. Expression. that arch-Romantic, Shakespeare, had
“balancing act that the Jena Set nego- For Schiller, it came to rankle: “I find his Polonius say—“This above all: to
tiated between the tunnel vision of in- all that individuality shimmering on thine own self be true, /. . . Thou canst
dividual perspective and their belief in every page repulsive,” he said of the not then be false to any man”—is at best
change for the greater good.” Schlegels’ work. Plenty of later polem- optimistic. Didn’t four years of watch-
The old question of whether free will icists took his side of the argument. Tay- ing Donald Trump teach us that an au-
is consistent with our acts being deter- lor, writing in the early nineteen-nine- thentic man—surveys of his supporters
mined by something we do not choose— ties, when the public culture was full of confirm that he is widely regarded as
gods, fate, physics, genes, neurons— eloquent critics of contemporary nar- such—needn’t be a truthful one?
doesn’t seem to be the point here. Rather, cissism—Allan Bloom and Christopher The path from idealism to narcissism
the significance of our freedom has to Lasch were two of the most influen- is short: make reality wholly dependent
be understood as ethical, in a way that’s tial—was more earnestly ambivalent on the mind and we lose the sense of
connected to Socrates’ central question: about this Romantic innovation than there being something independent of
How are we to live? The fact that we those critics were. Responding to Bloom’s us. Iris Murdoch eloquently describes
are free to choose not to follow the dic- “The Closing of the American Mind,” what it is like to be “confronted by an
tates of any religion or moral code— a learned, reactionary diatribe about the authoritative structure which commands
that the universe enjoins no particular self-obsession and relativism of youth my respect.” She was writing about the
way of life on everybody—leaves the culture, Taylor complained that Bloom experience of learning Russian, but the
answer to that question genuinely and “doesn’t seem to recognize that there is point applies equally well to a student
terrifyingly open. a powerful moral ideal at work here, of math or botany. The work, she says,
There have always been renegades however debased and travestied its ex- “leads me away from myself towards
who refused to answer that question pression might be.” In Taylor’s account, something alien to me, something which
with an appeal to the laws of God or that powerful ideal is properly articu- my consciousness cannot take over, swal-
men. What distinguished this particu- lated in the thought that there is “a cer- low up, deny or make unreal.”
lar group of rebels? Not simply the fla- tain way of being human that is my The Jena Romantics were, in just this
grancy with which they violated old- way”—that, if I fail to be myself, “I miss way, at their most appealing when they
fashioned morality—history has no the point of my life.” were at their busiest, and so led away
shortage of that sort, either—but the And yet the culturally inf luential from themselves: running journals,
way in which they aspired to make their forms of Romanticism keep coming up counting syllables, out in nature look-
lives and thought align. Wulf asks, with against a basic problem: our selves are ing at the veins on a leaf. They were fac-
some trepidation, “How do we recon- not private property. They are, as Tay- ing up to the challenges imposed on
cile personal liberty with the demands lor puts it, “dialogical,” generated by our them by a reality that they could not
of society? Are we selfish? Are we pur- interactions with others. The most mag- pretend to control. The Jena Roman-
suing our dreams?” nificent of rebels find themselves thrown tics were at their least appealing, in turn,
Fichte himself was accused in his day into the arms of another orthodoxy. The when they were at their most “authen-
of “Ich-fetishism.” Yet Wulf points out high-school punk rejects the culture of tic,” given over to the unfiltered self-ex-
that nothing in his philosophy was in- the mainstream only to embrace a sub- pression of their highly fallible Ichs. They
imical to morality. As Kant had said be- culture with norms no less exacting; how had a seemingly infinite capacity for
fore him, freedom isn’t at odds with mo- different a goth looks from everyone else, pettiness. They ended friendships over
rality; it’s an essential condition of it. and yet how similar to every other goth. critical reviews, and changed from al-
64 THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022
lies to adversaries in configurations even
more complex than their affairs. The
women were no sisterhood, denigrating BRIEFLY NOTED
one another in creative combinations
and for reasons even Wulf ’s sympathetic Sacred Nature, by Karen Armstrong (Knopf ). An urgent plea
narrative does not help to distinguish opens this nuanced exploration, by a veteran writer on religion,
from the purest snobbery. of our relationship to nature: if ecological disaster is to be
Is it any surprise that the command- avoided, Armstrong writes, “we need to recover the veneration
ments of Romanticism eventually cur- of nature that human beings carefully cultivated for millennia.”
dled into cliché? Today, self-expression What follows is a tour of how various spiritual traditions con-
is urged on people who seldom ask them- ceive of nature, with a focus on a common thread: an under-
selves what in their selves is worth ex- standing of the natural world as a unified whole shot through
pressing. Nor can we trust those who by “an immanent sacred force.” This concept, prominent in
most ardently urge it. “Bring your whole Eastern thought, was also a feature of Western monotheist tra-
self to work,” the office posters say, even ditions before we began treating nature as “a mere resource.”
as the friendly folks from H.R. assem- “While it is essential to cut carbon emissions,” Armstrong
ble a diversity-and-inclusion seminar writes, we also need to overhaul “our whole belief system.”
designed to remold those whole selves.
Earlier this summer, I found myself Lady Justice, by Dahlia Lithwick (Penguin Press). In a richly
the accidental host of a large party. I layered set of profiles, a noted legal correspondent chronicles
had impulsively opened up my flat to efforts by female lawyers to bolster democracy during the
the friends of a friend whose shindig at Trump Presidency. Some figures are familiar (the voting-rights
a nearby pub had been abruptly cut short champion Stacey Abrams), others less so (a co-founder of an
when the place closed early. More peo- organization that helps refugees seeking asylum). For all these
ple showed up than I was expecting, and women—and for Lithwick, who writes about her own sexual
all of them, I felt, were taller, thinner, harassment by a former federal judge—law isn’t an “unassail-
better read, and better spoken than I able cathedral” but a “fragile arrangement of norms, sugges-
would ever be. I spent the next two hours tions, and rules.” Constitutional progress often takes a slow,
listening tensely for broken glass and zigzagging path rather than a linear one, and it is this, Lith-
angry neighbors. Perhaps taken in by wick muses, that “allows it to preserve histories that might
my vegan-leather jacket, a woman with otherwise be erased.”
impossibly fine cheekbones—she was
called something like Fenella—shouted The English Understand Wool, by Helen DeWitt (New Direc-
to me over the noise, “It’s just so Lon- tions). An orphaned heiress, Marguerite, is kidnapped as an
don, isn’t it? Doing a line in a complete infant and raised in a Moroccan riad, where she is taught to
stranger’s bathroom!” I confirmed that appreciate exquisite tailoring, beautiful manners, classical
it was indeed very London. She offered music, tennis. Years later, the captors, having spent her for-
me a sniff, elegantly miming with her tune, disappear, and Marguerite, now seventeen, is writing a
credit card. “Just watch out for the re- memoir about her ordeal and weathering a media maelstrom.
ally square guy who lives here,” she Chapters from the work in progress alternate with exchanges
added. I promised, as I politely declined, between Marguerite and her increasingly exasperated New
that I wouldn’t tell him. York editor, who wants a tell-all blockbuster. DeWitt offers
I had never felt less like a Roman- a paean to the lost art of connoisseurship, and also a critique
tic. Surveying my empty flat a few hours of the way that commercial exploitation flattens anything it
later, reassured that no glass had been does not understand.
broken and no silver stolen, I made my-
self a cup of herbal tea and settled under Poūkahangatus, by Tayi Tibble (Knopf ). This collection’s title
my fresh linen sheets to read a few, help- poem, which describes itself as “An Essay About Indigenous
fully soporific pages of Fichte. It then Hair Dos and Don’ts,” mixes mythological and pop-cultural
occurred to me that, in a critical respect, references with ruminations on female beauty, power, and inheri-
we were both being Romantics, Fenella tance: Medusa makes an appearance, as does Disney’s “Pocahon-
and I. It was just that the particular way tas.” Elsewhere, the poet, a Māori New Zealander, uses the film
of being human that was my way, that “Twilight” as a lens through which to examine racialized and
had been my way since I was a teen-age gendered tensions of adolescence.Tibble’s smart, sexy, slang-stud-
bumpkin in a polyester blazer, was the ded verse is fanciful and dramatic, revelling in the pains and
way of an uptight, teetotal square. The the pleasures of contemporary young womanhood yet under-
dramatic lives of the Jena Set offer one girded by an acute sense of history. Her voice remains sure-
model of what a Romantic existence footed across many registers, and the book, at its best, functions
might be. There are others.  as an atlas for learning to explore the world on one’s own terms.
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“Piet Mondrian: A Life” (Ridinghouse
BOOKS and Kunstmuseum Den Haag), by the
late Hans Janssen—a former chief cura-

DUTCH MAGUS
tor at the Kunstmuseum Den Haag, with
its matchless collection of the artist’s
work—is the first thorough Mondrian
Excavating the mysteries of Mondrian’s greatness. biography since the nineteen-fifties to
be published in English (translated, from
BY PETER SCHJELDAHL the Dutch, by Sue McDonnell) and un-
likely to be supplanted. It is audacious in
structure. Janssen, who died last year, at
the age of sixty-seven, drew on his pro-
found knowledge to dispense with strict
chronology and to write not only about
his subject’s prodigious mind and eye but
also from within them. He openly em-
ploys devices of fiction to parse intellectual
insights and emotional states and, now
and then, to cobble together imagined
conversations between Mondrian and
some of his significant contemporaries,
with lines taken verbatim either from
Mondrian’s own writings and letters or
from the diaries, letters, or recollections
of others, such as the American sculptor
Alexander Calder. The readerly effect is
a bit uncanny, recalling Marianne Moore’s
definition of poetry as “imaginary gar-
dens with real toads in them.”
Mondrian fully justifies heterodox
analysis of his famous abstract paintings
of sparse black lines or bands and of
blocks of primary color, his predominant
repertoire after the early nineteen-twen-
ties. There’s obdurate mystery in his pow-
erful combinations of hermetic sensibil-
ity and formal clarity, which dumbfound
even as they command attention. Mon-
drian’s character as a man is enigmatic,
too: cognizant of his times, but, with rare
ablo Picasso and Piet Mondrian are, made, or dared, to do. The brief for Mon- exceptions, living and working stubbornly
P to me, the twin groundbreakers of
twentieth-century European pictorial
drian is harder to extract from a cookie-
cutter modernist narrative (“Next slide,
alone. He never married. He and Picasso
cohabit no world except the whole one.
art: Picasso the greatest painter who mod- please”) of marching styles, from the art- Picasso’s sphere is Dionysian, saturated
ernized picture-making, and Mondrian ist’s modest-looking Dutch landscapes with his personality. That of Mondrian
COURTESY RIDINGHOUSE AND KUNSTMUSEUM DEN HAAG /

the greatest modernizer who painted. in the eighteen-nineties to the riveting is Apollonian, evacuated of anyone’s. Peo-
(They call to mind an earlier brace of abstractions he made in the decades be- ple will have things to say about Picasso
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revolutionaries from the southern and fore his death, as a wartime expatriate in forever. I expect that Janssen’s book will
northern reaches of the continent: Giotto, New York, in 1944. But style for him, remain sui generis for Mondrian.
in Italy, humanized medieval storytell- from first to last, served a quest to man-
ing, and Jan van Eyck, in the Low Coun- ifest soul-deep spirituality as a demon- ondrian was born in the province
tries, revealed the novel capacities of oil
paints with devout precision.) The case
strable fact of life. His aim, he said, was
not to create masterpieces, though he
M of Utrecht in 1872. His father was
a headmaster with a specialty in draw-
for Picasso makes itself, with the preter- did that, too. It was “to find things out.” ing instruction. The young Mondrian
natural range of his formal and icono- He reduced painting’s uses and proce- used to paint and draw in the Dutch
graphic leaps—forward, backward, and dures, the whats and the hows, to a countryside in the company of an artist
sideways—in what painting could be rock-bottom why. uncle. His early landscapes exercise modes
of naturalism, verging on Impressionism,
Mondrian, shown in his thirties, was driven to reach beyond appearance. but restlessly, with a palpable yen toward
66 THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022
unusual nuances of beauty. After study- seemed to resonate with everything he tion—with Theo van Doesburg, the
ing at the National Academy of Fine craved in both art and life. Theosophy’s crackerjack designer and gifted pro-
Arts in Amsterdam, where fashions ran tenet of an ascent from the natural by moter, if lesser artist, eleven years his ju-
to provincial emulations of Symbolism, way of the spiritual toward a union with nior. Their movement was dubbed De
Mondrian took to adapting such avant- the divine was right up Mondrian’s tem- Stijl, after a magazine that van Does-
garde demeanors as the blazing palettes peramental alley. He was most immersed burg published. Mondrian preferred the
of French Fauvism, but with a latent fe- from about 1908 to 1912, when he painted rubric Neo-Plasticism, to identify paint-
alty to nature. His “Evening; The Red metaphysically supercharged flowers ing with the flexible manipulation of its
Tree” (1908-10) is feverishly brushed and and frankly weird totemic figures. In naked means and ends. This led him to
plenty fiery but achieves the very quid- the years that followed, he shrugged off limit himself to strictly horizontal and
dity of leafless tree-ness. Always, there’s the aspects of the movement that seemed vertical lines or bands, echoing a can-
a drive to reach beyond appearance to pedantic and nebulous rather than lib- vas’s edges, and delimited zones of solid
something unbound by precedent. erating and practical, not to mention its color. Many-layered blocks of white ad-
For Mondrian in these years, frustra- mediumistic hocus-pocus, but he never vance to the eye, melding with the sur-
tion and self-doubt alternated with inti- regretted the influence. He remarked face rather than representing negative
mations that he was on the right track, later, “One cannot call oneself an athe- space. He felt, Janssen speculates, that
by whatever route seemed viable. Deci- ist without really having experienced “ ‘beauty’ was not the same as ‘truth’.
sively, in 1909, he encountered a show in some form of religion.” He kept paint- The ‘beauty’ of the New Plastic was
Amsterdam of pictures by Paul Cézanne. ing f lowers, however, with unfailing more ‘beauty-as-truth’.” You can’t go
Cézanne’s game-changing translation of virtuosity but waning enthusiasm, as a looking for that. Work hard enough,
visual reality into equally emphasized stock-in-trade to support his experi- though, and it may find you.
lines and daubs electrified Mondrian. mentation with frontal, vibrant geomet- Janssen notes as a transitional step
The look didn’t matter to him. What did ric patterning. to the artist’s mature methods the work
was the self-abnegating intensity. Mondrian boiled down his religi- “Composition with Grid 9: Checker-
Mondrian came into his own during osity to a belief in the intrinsic potency board Composition with Light Colors”
his first sojourn in Paris, from 1911 until of the craft of painting, in and of it- (1919). Jarringly simple for its time, it
the onset of the First World War, where self. His voluminous writings on the presents uniform small squares, thinly
he hungrily absorbed Cubism, with res- subject grope, not very cogently, toward outlined in black and painted watery
ervations. He regarded the illusory possible theories but mainly expatiate red, blue, yellow, or gray. In a darker ver-
bumps and hollows in pictorial space on forms that he had intuited with sion from the same year, “Composition
of even the most radical works by Pi- brush, pencil, palette knife, or ruler in with Grid 8: Checkerboard Composi-
casso and Georges Braque as surrepti- hand. Intuition was everything for tion with Dark Colors,” Janssen’s sea-
tiously conservative, and he took no him—versus “instinct,” which he de- soned eye notices variant hues of “cyan,
pleasure in their overlays of collage. True plored as an ego-inflating snare and magenta or chromate yellow” in addi-
to the formal logic of Cézanne, he would came to associate with, among other tion to off-white. (Such discriminations
keep things righteously flat. Among my derangements, the brutally repressive lose force, as do the truly crucial factors
favorite of all art works—I want one!— mystique of Nazism. He was ever eager of objecthood, scale, and directed brush-
are his “plus and minus” paintings and to explain what he did, after he had work, in photographic reproductions.)
drawings from the war years, made back done it, with an ingenuous presump- A year earlier, when holding a painting
in Holland: oval arrangements of short, tion that anyone else might pick up by one of its corners, Mondrian hit by
often crisscrossing horizontal and ver- the thread and accomplish as much. accident on the potency of diamond
tical black lines. Poetically evoking ocean Mondrian wrote in an appreciative let- formats—square or squarish canvases
wavelets and starry skies, they give me, ter to an admiring critic, in 1914, “By rotated forty-five degrees—to hint at
however fleetingly, a sense of coming not wishing to say anything human, by the extension, invisibly, of rectilinear lay-
home to a refuge of all-forgiving grace. completely ignoring oneself, the art- outs beyond their material bounds, per-
No big deal, because the results are work becomes a monument to Beauty: haps to infinity. He needn’t portray the
vouchsafed by humility. Recoiling from transcending the human; and yet human complete universe. He could imply it.
anything in art that smacked to him of in its depth and generality!” That’s as Van Doesburg, clinging to a meta-
“vanity,” Mondrian evinced a sincerity mordant an aesthetic verity as I know, physics of art that his friend was cast-
like that of no other modern except his but Mondrian’s guileless confidence ing off, seemed not to have grasped Mon-
compatriot predecessor Vincent van in being understood is touching. He drian’s increasing rigor. The formerly
Gogh, whom he appropriately revered. seemed genuinely to want other artists fervent friendship cooled. Mondrian’s
to be as good as or better than him- uniqueness revealed itself as fate: soli-
ondrian was caught up for much self. Only, for that to happen, they tary but not lonely. He mingled in what-
M of his life in Theosophy, the anti-
materialist mythos that was initiated in
would have to be him.
In 1917, after he’d returned to the
ever art scene he encountered and, given
sparks of commonality, formed the agree-
1875, in New York, by the much trav- Netherlands, there began a spell of pub- ments with colleagues that Janssen sche-
elled Russian occultist Helena Petrovna lic collaboration—propagating ideals matizes in his little one-act dialogues,
Blavatsky. Its pantheistic mysticism and commercial applications of abstrac- mosaics of ping-ponging ideas. Among
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the voices is that of Calder, who was af- early on in the one-step, the foxtrot, me, with the latent ardors and explicit
fected by a visit to Mondrian’s Paris stu- and the Charleston. Janssen reports constraints of his painting. In 1941, ac-
dio in 1930. He suggested that Mon- that among women in Amsterdam the cording to the diary of a valued but
drian add physical motion to his forms. young Mondrian “developed a reputa- inconveniently smitten journalist and
Mondrian replied, “No, it is not neces- tion for interesting, prolonged kisses, painter, Charmion von Wiegand, whom
sary, my painting is already very fast”—a sometimes lasting for more than half he allowed to assist him in the studio
remark, regarding stolidly stable com- an hour.” In 1911, he broke off an en- and to watch him paint, he admonished
positions, that had to refer to a kind of gagement to an Amsterdam merchant’s her, saying that sex is “not unpleasant
subliminal velocity. It’s as close as Mon- daughter, and in 1932, at sixty years old, while it lasts—but only a communion
drian comes to illuminating the intro- he was rebuffed, to his acute distress, of ideas leaves a memory.” She failed
spective incentives that he could only by a loving but ultimately reluctant to see any compelling logic in that, but
show, not enunciate. You need receptive Dutch woman who was much younger the two stayed friends.
eyes to remind you why his discourse than him.
should interest you in the first place. Mondrian enjoyed and profited from ondrian arrived in New York, by

n the sparsely documented front


friendships with women. You might ex-
pect a strain of puritanism from an in-
M way of England, in 1940, on a
convoy that had lost five ships to Ger-
O of Mondrian’s personal life, Jans-
sen is at pains to counter a caricatural
dividual who was raised Calvinist in
what Janssen terms “perhaps the most
man submarines en route. The New
York painter Harry Holtzman, an im-
image that he traces to a 1956 biogra- traditional communities in one of the poverished aesthete when he introduced
phy by Michel Seuphor, a proprietary least forward-looking of countries.”The himself to the artist in Paris, in 1934,
Belgian apostle. Seuphor had cast the effect on the country boy of his move, but now flush with money by marriage,
artist as, in Janssen’s paraphrase, “an as- in 1899, to Amsterdam’s “Quartier Latin,” was the first in line to greet him. The
cetic, who did not relish the company a district of “bars, nightclubs, cabarets move occasioned a dramatic shift in
of friends, behaved strangely towards and brothels,” as Janssen tells it, can Mondrian’s art. After briefly continu-
women and was obsessively focused on only be imagined. But, as much or as ing the noble astringency that he had
a strict and geometric attitude to art little as Mondrian plunged into the noc- pursued on his stopover in London, as
and life.” Janssen establishes by abun- turnal tumult, he kept his art and his seen in the majestic “Trafalgar Square”
dant testimony that, when not holed life as remote from each other as pos- (1939-43), he loosened up sensationally,
up working, Mondrian was an ebul- sible, to the point of destroying most of displacing his customary black bands
liently convivial charmer and, although the letters that he received after read- with chains of syncopated squares in
chary of commitment, had affairs. Al- ing them. Janssen, for all his sleuthing, plangent colors. The dazzling “Broad-
beit formal and reserved, Mondrian finally confesses that Mondrian’s amours way Boogie Woogie” (1942-43) and the
was always elegantly dressed, cordial remain “more or less a closed book.” unfinished “Victory Boogie Woogie,”
and kind in manner, and, of special Yet there was a doubleness about which he started in 1942, were climac-
note, an avid recreational dancer, adept him in matters of eros that chimes, for tic. The latter retains the tentative bits
of tape and strips and patches of col-
ored paper with which Mondrian
worked out compositions in a self-
critical process of continual revision
that could take months or even years
to satisfy him.
The spur was jazz, a passion and a
wellspring for Mondrian since his re-
turn, in 1919, to Paris, where he favored
clubs that featured Black American per-
formers. He adored Josephine Baker
and ignored her box-office brand as a
civilized “savage.” Rather, he deemed
Baker’s improvisatory dance, song, and
costume (or lack of it, in one routine,
but for a few pink feathers) galvanic
fine art. At a concert in 1934, in Paris,
Mondrian thought Louis Armstrong
already old hat except for the trumpet-
er’s “long lines,” he said. But he was
transported “into a state of ecstasy,” Jans-
sen writes, by Armstrong’s pianist Her-
“Wanna buy a tote? We’re aiming to do away man Chittison, who “allowed the bass
with plastic bags by next year.” line played with his left hand to fall out
of sync, contrasting with the rhythmi- up from the piano, as regular a person The piece is Jackson Pollock’s “Steno-
cally varied ‘melody’ played by his right as you or anyone. But something had graphic Figure” (circa 1942). Guggen-
hand”—boogie-woogie in utero. changed that could not change back. heim objects, “You can’t compare this
Janssen’s expert citations of paral- and the way you paint.” Mondrian re-
lels in music for Mondrian’s art are a hrough it all, there were dance plies, “The way I paint and the way I
treat and a revelation for a musical doo-
fus like me. Janssen likens the artist’s
T f loors, where Mondrian could
blissfully lose himself in up-to-the-
think are two different things.” Later,
when the other jurors have filed in,
frequent motif, in the mid-nineteen- minute mass culture. Immune to snob- Guggenheim drags them over to the
thirties, of paired horizontal black bands bery, he relished the animation, and Pollock, saying, “Look what an excit-
to the bass line running under the sax- the pathos, of Walt Disney’s “Snow ing new thing we have here!”
ophone cadenzas of Armstrong’s group White and the Seven Dwarfs,” and the Mondrian had known a little of Pol-
and others. (Thereby alerted, I see and novel ubiquity of the jukebox. Non- lock, Janssen asserts, through Lee Kras-
spectrally hear it.) If, in Janssen’s tell- competitive, as far as I can tell, he re- ner, a favorite youngish dance partner
ing, one dynamic recurs throughout spected the successes of other artists, and the volcanic American’s wife-to-be.
Mondrian’s aesthetic adventuring, it is or, at least, compassionately rued their (They married in 1945.) She later re-
rhythm, incipient even in his youthful vagaries. He had acquaintances but few called that her fast, ingenious pas de
renderings from nature. Underlying intimates among the hosts of hero- deux with Mondrian, initiated by him
toccatas impart physicality to works worshipping colleagues that accumu- and elaborated upon by her, made them
that have too often been taken as dryly lated, starting in Europe and burgeon- the center of attention on several occa-
cerebral. Thought, if any was needed, ing in America, most of whom spent sions, delighting him. He commented
followed touch. years presuming to match or extend tactfully on her tentative, Picasso-
Mondrian’s favorite outings in New the gravitas of his art. Their reward? influenced works of the time. But his
York were to Café Society, on Sheridan Style. They run changes on the anat- special fascination with the Pollock
Square, and to Café Society Uptown, omy but lack the pulse. Not that Mon- painting seems no politic nod but an
on Fifty-eighth Street, the city’s only drian begrudged them. Like his fellow- authentic and, to me, crystal-clear re-
unsegregated white-owned clubs, which exiles Marcel Duchamp and Fernand sponse: he saw a rare fellow-painter
shared the slogan “The Wrong Place Léger, he was keen to meet and to en- striving, in this preliminary instance
for the Right People.” (Want to know courage American artists, unlike the with tropes cribbed from Picasso and
from racism? At other venues, accord- standoffish European Surrealists who Joan Miró, toward a rule-breaking
ing to Janssen, Black patrons, should had also wound up in New York. It’s merger of form and feeling and mind
there be any, had whatever glassware good that he lived long enough for a and body, brimming with unforesee-
they’d used smashed and tossed out.) foretaste of the New World that would able possibilities.
Janssen persuasively relates Mondrian’s prove worthy of his singular spirit and Janssen surmises an ulterior motive
new liberties to his almost certain ex- refractory intelligence. for Mondrian’s remarks, positing them,
posure, in New York, to jam sessions A delicious tale of modern art and somehow, as a bargaining chip to per-
featuring the young Thelonious Monk, a testament to Mondrian’s personal suade Guggenheim and others on the
a keyboard augur of bebop and beyond, character transpired when, in 1943, he jury to consider paintings by Harry
who unclenched “abrupt variations in served as one of the jurors for a group Holtzman. (Though shy of patronage,
tempo, rapidly switching chord patterns show at Art of This Century, a New as of anything entailing obligations,
and sudden, unexpected changes in key.” York gallery directed by the fabulously Mondrian had succumbed to accept-
So complex are the possible correspon- rich heiress and aspiring doyenne ing, from immediate necessity, an offer
dences that I get lost trying to track Peggy Guggenheim and devoted by Holtzman to pay the rent for an
them. But there can be no mistaking chiefly to works by celebrated Euro- apartment on East Fifty-sixth Street
the analogous energy. pean émigrés. The episode is drawn at First Avenue.) The insinuation of
Mondrian loved the relative imper- by Janssen from published accounts nepotism by Mondrian in favor of
sonality of the finest jazz, exalting form that rely on firsthand testimony re- Holtzman puzzles me. Granted, we
and technique over seductive perfor- fracted through memory and muddled enter shadowlands of alluvial art-world
mance—not that he minded fun. Jazz through retellings at, no doubt, doz- gossip. And perhaps Janssen viewed
left you alone with your perceptions, ens of cocktail parties. Abstract Expressionism without much
even as it might bring you to your feet Janssen describes Mondrian walk- enthusiasm. (He doesn’t say.) I perceive
in joyous motion. A master like Monk ing from painting to painting, “slowly a firm affinity between Mondrian’s fas-
built cloud castles with many rooms and a little stiffly,” until he comes to a tidiously self-abandoning cultivation
and startling passageways. Hearkening, halt in front of one. “Pretty awful,” Gug- of what Janssen calls “organised loose-
you might believe that he played for genheim says. “That’s not painting, is ness”—fuelled by jazz—and Pollock’s
you alone. I remember, poor in the six- it?” Mondrian, who does not stop star- seething, more gestural equivalents:
ties, standing one dank night outside ing at it, eventually responds, “I’m try- fusions, in the eventual major drip
the Five Spot on St. Marks Place and ing to understand what’s happening paintings, of sullied surfaces and the
seeing and hearing him, clearly, through here. I think this is the most interest- depthless music of the spheres. I’m
the club’s large windows. Then he stood ing work I’ve seen so far in America.” moved by what I can only believe was
THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022 69
Janssen successfully quashes any ten-
dency to regard Mondrian as an odd-
ball, or to rank him pragmatically with
the many other moderns whose lega-
cies have informed developments in
fine and applied arts. Did he routinely
paint the walls of his studios stark white
and on them pin, in scattered array, ob-
longs of vivid color? Yes, with endless
imitative ramifications for minimalist
interior design. But it was not a state-
ment. Simply, the scheme aided his con-
centration, which was imperilled by
outside urban noise—cacophonous at
times in Paris and New York—and by
vicissitudes of ill health. Mondrian had
chronic bronchitis, among other mala-
dies, which came to include arthritis
and hardened arteries. Bedeviling him
incessantly were floaters in his ocular
fluids that he saw as drifting and dart-
ing threads, like radio static in the broad-
• • cast of a sonata. Rarely entirely well, he
suffered spells of incapacitation, even
as he credited fevers with helping him
Mondrian’s magnanimity to a tyro who, cal inspection ever after. It’s no cinch see things more vividly, between bursts
as he may even have sensed, would usurp to argue with something that has hap- of creative and social vitality. He died,
his place atop avant-garde royalty. pened to you. Because they are typi- of pneumonia, at the age of seventy-one.
cally asymmetrical, the compositions
ntent on Mondrian’s internal reck- may trigger slight bodily crises. If we ondrian passed away four months
I onings, Janssen scants what it’s like
for a viewer to confront one of the art-
look long and hard enough, we may
feel that the slightest displacement of
M before the D Day landings and
the subsequent liberations of his be-
ist’s great abstractions. It’s kinesthetic a line or corruption of a color could loved France and native Netherlands.
for me—gut-felt. Gravity is key, the compromise the stability that prevents The title of “Victory Boogie Woogie”
force that urges everything on Earth us from falling down. Test this the next was his first and last reference to the
toward horizontality. In regard to that, time you are in person with a Mon- war or, as far as I know, to anything po-
a diagonal is a mere anecdote: some- drian. Try speculatively altering any de- litical; Picasso, by contrast, gave us
thing propped up or toppling. Verti- tail and see what happens. The effect “Guernica” (1937). But, no less than Pi-
cality is how, standing, we stalemate is a condition of subjectivity without casso, Mondrian counsels against ca-
gravity, with autonomic, tiny adjust- subjects. No one’s feelings, starting with pitulation to tyranny. He never wavered
ments of balance. Paintings by Mon- those of the artist himself, are either from a heartfelt adherence to the vision
drian have seemed a mite wonky to my addressed or ruled out. of civilized progress, tensed against the
eye when hung on the curved walls Though he quailed at ever meeting big-time barbarisms, that will always
along the slanting ramp of the Gug- Picasso—I’d have been nervous of that, memorialize the twentieth century. He
genheim Museum. Certainly, they op- too—Mondrian admired him, and Pi- transcends world events, not to men-
pose the weightless modes of abstrac- casso may or may not have returned tion changes in artistic fashion. Criti-
tion that were advanced by the Russians the favor. (He held “non-figurative” art cal attention to him may rise and fall.
Vasily Kandinsky and Kazimir Malev- in contempt, arguing that any mark on For anyone undertaking to pay it,
ich, which would look fine in outer a surface constitutes a figure.) Janssen though, there can be no ups or downs
space as a Mondrian couldn’t, with its writes that Duchamp, another con- in Mondrian’s importance, relative to
occult memory of Dutch upright en- trary genius, “had a weakness for the other artists past, present, and to come.
tities (windmills, lighthouses, a church) Dutch master of ultimate simplifica- There is only a steady state of inex-
on low-down terrain. He augmented tion.” The choice of the word “weak- haustible meaning, beggaring compar-
the simple physical reality of his works ness” intrigues. It is precisely at points ison and defying definition. Even the
in the third dimension by thrusting where we stand aghast at our inability critically consummate Janssen, with his
canvases forward of recessed frames. really to know, and fully to understand, magnum opus of a biography, can merely
The complexities of a Mondrian anything cosmically pertinent that dance around, and not penetrate, the
register all at once, with a bang that Mondrian looms like a menhir in a adamantine conundrum of the Dutch
can hold up to even the most quizzi- desert, silently replete. magus’s dead stops in lived time. 
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MUSICAL EVENTS dominantly straight-up Shakespeare,
with a few interpolations from Plutarch

IMMORTAL LONGINGS
and Virgil. A hyperkinetic opening,
with violas tapping out a galloping
figure and winds scurrying in pigeon-
The première of John Adams’s “Antony and Cleopatra,” at San Francisco Opera. like haste, gives notice that Adams
will, like Britten before him, bring to
BY ALEX ROSS bear an unmistakable personal voice.
You have the sense that the composer
is not overawed by the assignment.
This is in contrast to Brett Dean’s ex-
cessively self-aware take on “Hamlet,”
which was seen at the Met last season.
Adams has been writing operas since
the nineteen-eighties, and he long ago
established an extraordinary knack for
making music from the English lan-
guage. In place of fixed, singsong pat-
terns, he has perfected a malleable vocal
line that follows the irregular rhythms
of thought and speech. Consider how
he handles the phrase “The Eastern
hemisphere beckoned to us,” in “Nixon”:
a quick triplet pattern on “hemisphere”
makes the word hover above the beat,
delaying the next accent. The richer the
language, the stronger Adams’s response.
When, at the end of the first act of
“Doctor Atomic,” J. Robert Oppen-
heimer sings John Donne’s “Batter my
heart,” the anguished eloquence of the
music alters how you perceive the poem.
At the same time, Adams possesses
a melodic signature that is independent
of his literary sources. The pivotal mo-
ment in “Harmonielehre,” his break-
through piece of 1985, is the emergence,
midway through the first movement, of
a sprawling, upward- and downward-
erhaps the riskiest venture that an much in “Otello” and “Falstaff”; so did lunging theme in the strings and horns,
P English-speaking composer can
undertake is to make an opera out of
Thomas Adès and Meredith Oakes in
“The Tempest,” which made its début
more or less in the key of E-flat minor.
It is intensely theatrical, gestural music,
Shakespeare. Although the repertory in 2004 and has shown staying power. a monologue without words. In “An-
contains various Shakespeare adapta- Britten’s singular feat was to set the tony and Cleopatra,” similarly prowl-
tions, only one version by a native speaker “Dream” line by line while imposing his ing Adamsian lines surface in the or-
has found a secure place on interna- own lithe, eerie personality. chestra, now aligned with settings of a
tional stages: Benjamin Britten’s “A Mid- John Adams, the composer of “Nixon venerable text. The collision with Shake-
summer Night’s Dream,” from 1960. in China,” “The Death of Klinghoffer,” speare appears to have been inevitable.
The hazards of Bardic opera are obvi- and “Doctor Atomic,” has entered the
ous. The plays generate their own in- ring with a finely wrought, fiercely ntony” is the first stage work that
delible music in the reader’s mind, and expressive rendering of “Antony and
“A Adams has created without Peter
recitations by celebrated actors linger in Cleopatra,” which had its première on Sellars, who masterminded “Nixon,”
the memory. A safer approach is to ap- September 10th, at San Francisco “Klinghoffer,” “Atomic,” and other po-
propriate Shakespeare’s drama and psy- Opera. The libretto, which Adams litically charged projects. Those who wish
chology while substituting a more mod- devised in consultation with the stage to see Adams address urgent issues of
ern text. Verdi and Arrigo Boito did as director Elkhanah Pulitzer and the the day may be disappointed, but he has
earned the right to step away from con-
The orchestra seethes beneath the singers, delivering brief, explosive outbursts. temporary controversies. “Antony” still
72 THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022 ILLUSTRATION BY DAVIHER LOREDO
carries political resonances—notably in he proclaims himself emperor and ad- demands, and his delivery of Caesar’s
its portrait of Octavius Caesar, the fu- dresses a chanting populace: “Rome, ’tis ode to Roman might was a tour de force
ture Emperor Augustus, who defeats the thine alone, with awful sway,/To rule that drew unsettled applause from the
rebellious lovers and exposes himself as mankind, and make the world obey.” audience. This tyrant was both laugh-
a soulless dictator-in-training. These words come from John Dryden’s able and terrifying: we’ve met his like
Plutarch, in his life of Antony, wished translation of the Aeneid, but they mesh before, and we will meet it again.
to demonstrate how a great soldier had neatly with Shakespeare. The orchestra Cleopatra comes across as a star who
fallen prey to feminine temptations. embodies a vicious grandeur that again has emerged from the culture industry
Shakespeare complicated that scheme smacks of “Nixon”—this time the to- and is trying to master it. The role was
by granting Cleopatra an aura of liter- talitarian pageantry of Jiang Qing. written for Julia Bullock, who with-
ary majesty. Adams further undercuts Cleopatra’s death, by contrast, un- drew on account of pregnancy. We won’t
the Roman moral by letting Cleopatra folds in an atmosphere of imperturb- see a definitive account of “Antony”
have both the first and the last word. able serenity, implicitly defying Cae- until that lavishly gifted singer puts her
In place of Philo’s introductory lines sar’s cold new order. Underpinning the stamp on the part. Amina Edris, who
about “The triple pillar of the world scene are sad, stately descending figures stepped in on short notice, sang with
transform’d / Into a strumpet’s fool”— in the harps, which nod to Stravinsky’s force and finesse, even if her lower notes
words that Caesar will utter later in the neoclassical ballet “Orpheus.” A shim- were a bit vague. Antony was played by
opera, with spluttering venom—Cleo- mering soundscape of gongs, celesta, the incomparable Gerald Finley, who
patra and her handmaidens enact a and the dulcimer-like cimbalom ex- originated Oppenheimer in “Doctor
scene imported from “The Taming of tends the rapt mood. It is an old and Atomic.” On opening night, Finley
the Shrew,” dressing the drunken An- rather too familiar trope—an exoticized seemed uncertain of the character, his
tony in female garb. The notion of An- woman expiring at an opera’s close. But body language awkward and his tone
tony being “unmanned” thus takes on Cleopatra is leaving on her own terms, recessed. When I watched a stream of
a playful vibe, as if to say, “So what?” choosing to have no part in “this wild a subsequent performance, I heard more
Nevertheless, the love affair of An- world.” Her vocal line gravitates toward of the ruminative richness that is Fin-
tony and Cleopatra is no oasis of illicit the lower end of the soprano range, its ley’s trademark. In the smaller roles,
sensuality, on the order of the various contours shapely and unhurried. Her Alfred Walker stood out for his ironi-
incarnations of “Romeo and Juliet,” or cool composure is, perhaps, prophetic cally vacillating Enobarbus and Philip
of its delirious Wagnerian cousin, of another kind of power. Skinner for his gruff, potent Lepidus.
“Tristan und Isolde.”The rat-a-tat, scher- Eun Sun Kim, San Francisco Opera’s
zando energy of the opening bars is sus- ulitzer’s sleek, stylized production— vibrant young music director, led with
tained throughout the first act, which
takes us up to Antony’s defeat at the
P with sets by Mimi Lien, costumes
by Constance Hoffman, and lighting
crisp command and a sure grasp of the
Adams style.
Battle of Actium. There’s something by David Finn—locates the action in The première of “Antony” was the
desperate and unsettled about the an- the nineteen-thirties, mixing the seedy first production of San Francisco Op-
tics of these middle-aged lovers, both of splendor of pre-Code Hollywood with era’s centennial season. Those who
whom are losing ground to a new im- the monumental bombast of Fascist know their theatre history might have
perial dispensation. The dialogue un- Italy. The linkage makes good sense, wondered whether broaching this sub-
folds with Adams’s practiced natural- given how cinematic values influenced ject matter in a celebratory context
ism, yet the orchestra seethes underneath, Fascist iconography: silent movies risked fiasco: when, in 1966, Samuel
delivering brief, explosive outbursts that helped popularize the so-called “Roman Barber’s Italianate adaptation of “An-
variously suggest Cleopatra’s tantrums, salute,” which does not seem to have tony” inaugurated the Metropolitan
Antony’s bouts of self-pity, and the ner- existed in ancient times. The filmmaker Opera House at Lincoln Center, it
vous reactions of their underlings. All Bill Morrison, a master manipulator of proved to be a lush dud. Adams’s score
this instrumental agitation conveys the found footage, supplies appropriate video is a more musically distinctive creation,
feeling of characters caught in a rapid- projections, including images of the but the real difference has to do with
flowing stream that is leading toward marriage of Mussolini’s daughter. context. By the later twentieth century,
certain catastrophe. At the heart of the conception is the premières at the Met had become rare
The music for Caesar is disciplined Machiavellian Caesar, whom the tenor occurrences, fraught with expectations.
and machinelike. Where Antony and Paul Appleby portrayed with charis- Adams, a longtime Northern Califor-
Cleopatra’s first scene is full of quick- matic nastiness on opening night. Wear- nian, has seen five of his works staged
silver changes of meter, Caesar enters ing a blue suit, his hair slicked back, ges- at San Francisco’s War Memorial Opera
with an orchestral juggernaut in 2/4 turing floridly while twisting in his seat, House, to the point that his presence
time, reminiscent of Adams’s minimal- Appleby fashioned a vivid picture of there has become routine. It’s worth
ist roots. The part is written for a tenor, hollow authority. Is he a snappily dressed remembering that the company’s first
and it often presses uncomfortably high dictator? Or a brassy studio chief? The full season opened with a piece by a
in register, recalling the bleating mono- psychological differences between the living composer, one that was newer
logues of Mao Tse-tung in “Nixon.” At two are minor. Appleby maintained a then than “Nixon in China” is now:
the culmination of Caesar’s development, beauty of tone despite the role’s taxing “La Bohème.” 
THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022 73
surface and seems to float a few feet
THE THEATRE above the floor. Greenspan therefore
appears to be on a flying carpet in a

A ONE-MAN APOTHEOSIS
room untethered from gravity and time:
the night outside is very dark, but in-
side we’re in a warm, eternal afternoon.
David Greenspan does it all in Gertrude Stein’s “Four Saints in Three Acts.” Stein’s spare, Cubist language—full
of puns and children’s rhymes (“one two
BY HELEN SHAW three four five six seven all good chil-
dren go to heaven”), sideways allusions,
and an insistent present tense—often
leaves readers and listeners at sea. “Pi-
geons large pigeons on the shorter lon-
ger yellow grass alas pigeons on the
grass,” Greenspan says to his puzzled
audience. The feline sixty-six-year-old
actor moves like a melodrama villain
who trained with Martha Graham, and
his exaggerations and stylizations of-
fer tantalizing glimpses of story. “Four
Saints,” though, can still feel like a com-
prehension test for a language that you’ve
been faking for years. The nouns pop—
saints, magpies, windows—but the verb
tenses are disorienting. If you’re lucky,
understanding creeps in through your
tissues, via a kind of capillary action.
What is Greenspan doing, all alone
onstage with this wild language? “Four
Saints” is the third in the actor’s en-
thralling experiments with solo per-
formance and the American canon.
(His own writing includes such down-
town landmarks as “The Argument”
and “Dead Mother.”) He started in
2011, with a soufflé, a one-man version
of “The Patsy,” a breezy Barry Con-
ners romance from 1925. Greenspan
played all the nineteen-twenties stock
parts—status-obsessed mama, resolute
t’s perhaps easiest to describe the twenty saints, and the show runs to pa, heart-of-gold daughter—with ges-
I Lucille Lortel production of “Four
Saints in Three Acts,” starring David
four acts, not three.
This production of “Four Saints”
tural exactitude; it was easy to under-
stand who was gee-whizzing whom,
Greenspan, by saying what it is not. brings us on a pilgrimage to a street even in rapid-fire screwball conversa-
For one thing, it’s not at the Lortel, of warehouses in Sunset Park, into a tion. Then, six years later, Greenspan
which is in Manhattan, but at an ex- performance space hidden behind a performed all six hours of Eugene
perimental theatre in Brooklyn. Nor bright-yellow garage door. (Although O’Neill’s unwieldiest work, “Strange
is it really a play—there are elliptical it is “in” the Lucille Lortel Theatre’s Interlude,” playing every character in
references to scenes and scenarios but season, this is Target Margin’s Doxsee the nine-act psycho-potboiler. It was
no dramatic dialogue. Gertrude Stein Theatre, home to the baroque, the fringe, a staggering achievement, and it won
wrote it, in 1927, for the composer Vir- the abstruse.) Greenspan, dressed in a him his sixth Obie.
gil Thomson to set to music, subtitling simple blue shirt and gray pants, stands Now he brings his high-affect tech-
it “An Opera to Be Sung,” but Green- on a square platform covered with a nique to Stein, and she both gives way
span performs it solo, as a text without pale Persian rug. Surrounded by gauzy and resists. Without Thomson’s com-
a score. So it’s not exactly a libretto, ei- curtains glazed in honey-colored light, position to lean on, Greenspan must
ther. Even Stein’s title won’t tell you this plinth, created by the set designer rely on his own lacquered cadences,
what it is: Greenspan refers to around Yuki Nakase Link, sits on a glassy black which run the gamut from James
Mason-ish purrs (caressing, urbane,
The performer devotes himself fully to a modernist masterpiece. amused) to tinny yelps. The first, long
74 THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 3, 2022 ILLUSTRATION BY CAMILLE DESCHIENS
section whirls by entertainingly, buoyed the others by some, who are frequently ters’ pasts or predict their futures. So
by Greenspan’s impish charm, but even- going there.” When saints arrive, Green- how, she asked, can we let go of that
tually our incomprehension slows and span gives them each a recognizable distraction and experience events now?
roughens the experience, changing it attitude, sometimes borrowed from How can art place us in the present?
into . . . something else. canonical paintings: Saint Ignatius Greenspan’s own innate lightness is
holds his hands up as if making his useful in answering that—particularly
hese days, Stein, the mother of way through a fog; Stein’s fictional Saint the way he tells us, waggishly, that the
T modernism, is much referred to—
as a queer forebear, a saloniste, a friend
Chavez mimes shouldering a bindle
and assumes an aw-shucks optimism.
show runs ninety minutes. (Do we be-
lieve him?) He and Stein vibrate on the
of Picasso’s, a literary provocateur—but (Greenspan creates dozens of distinct same ecstatic frequency, and his sense
her approximately seventy-five plays personae this way.) At the same time, of humor rhymes with hers, particu-
are rarely produced. When they are, it’s the narration gives us a bright, f lat, larly when he’s flicking an imaginary
often with music, such as the composer modernist landscape of the mind, where robin off his finger as Saint Therese.
Heather Christian’s 2014 score for the language tolls like bells. “All Saints. (What does not interest her does not
children’s work “The World Is Round.” Settled all in all saints. Saints. Saints interest her.) In fact, his methods and
(Music makes the medicine go down.) settled saints settled all in all saints. All Stein’s are so in accord that they risk
When “Saints” was first performed, in saints. Saints in all saints.” becoming redundant. Greenspan’s styl-
1934, John Houseman, who went on to How much of this can we parse? izations ran thrillingly counter to the
form the Mercury Theatre with Orson Greenspan and his director and fre- warmth of Conners and to the lugu-
Welles, directed a Gesamtkunstwerk from quent collaborator, Ken Rus Schmoll, briousness of O’Neill, but here he comes
a spectacular scenario given to him by include a quote from Stein in the pro- close to seeming like Stein’s priest.
Thomson. (It was only “accepted” by gram: “If you enjoy it you understand All this means is that the show is
Stein.) Featuring an all-Black cast, it it.” (She was chiding an interviewer occasionally difficult, just as a church
roiled with action and visual event: pic- who asked her about intelligibility.) service can be. Nearly a hundred years
nicking and parading saints, Florine This question of enjoyment is a keen after Stein wrote it, “Saints” has not
Stettheimer’s glowing cellophane cy- one. Stein’s insistent in-the-moment- staled or softened. Even though I am
clorama, dances by Frederick Ashton, ness requires huge infusions of energy bewitched by Stein, and by Greenspan,
and Thomson’s music, which married and attention: it’s not as if a plot en- and by Greenspan doing Stein, I still
contemporary dissonance to Gregorian gine is going to roll the show forward. found myself needing to enforce some
chant. Greenspan, though, indulges in My own internal negotiations with the mental discipline. About an hour into
no such embellishments. He speaks event included annoyance, boredom, the performance, my attention started
only what’s on Stein’s page, including delight, surprise, distraction, and then to slacken. (In my notes, I wrote, “Re-
lines, such as “Repeat First Act,” that a quick blaze of love. There is mean- commit!,” and then kept underlining
might be stage directions. ing, too; but it arrives obliquely. “There it.) This is Stein’s and Greenspan’s way
Greenspan tells us about an oddly can be no peace on earth with calm,” of using time, or, rather, of teaching
erotic Saint Therese (which happens Greenspan says. That sentence is not us to use time. It’s theatre as medita-
to be one of the author’s nicknames for hermetic at all—it’s a rallying cry. tive discipline. One must deliberately
her lover, Alice B. Toklas), who is “half Stein was concerned that audiences choose the show over other tempta-
in and half out of doors,” and the ac- seemed to experience drama in what tions: one must choose to listen. So we
tion, what there is of it, eddies around she called “syncopated time.” Our emo- chose. We were choosing there. In a
her: “There are a great many places and tions during a conventional play run way, we are still choosing, with a great
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THE FINALISTS THE WINNING CAPTION

“I only knew about the moral code.”


Susan Sturm, Springfield, Ill.

“O.K., I took two risks today.” “You just don’t see stars like this in the city.”
Meredith Scardino, New York City Brett Morris, St. Paul, Minn.

“Says the guy who’s probably not even wearing pants.”


Lyle Johnson, Columbia, Mo.
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PUZZLES & GAMES DEPT.


11 12 13

THE 14 15 16

CROSSWORD 17 18 19 20

21 22 23 24
A moderately challenging puzzle.
25 26 27 28

BY NATAN LAST
29 30

31 32
ACROSS
1 Empty-headed Adonis 33 34 35 36 37
6 Pay as little as possible
11 Pay what’s owed 38 39

12 Ushers’ milieus
40 41 42 43
14 “I need some time alone”
15 Spherical infuser 44 45 46 47

17 Quiet
48 49 50 51
18 Theatre Royal ___ Lane (West End
venue) 52 53
20 ___ Bo
21 Hot-water laundry load 54 55

23 Get to
24 Onetime competitor of eBay 54 Use a divining rod 34 Interpreter of omens
25 A buzz cut leaves it uncovered 55 “Splash” star Hannah 35 Affectedly proper
26 Type of vacuum tube DOWN 36 What a choir may sing in
29 Text, briefly 1 Nickname of the “M*A*S*H” character 37 Grand ___ National Park
30 T. Rex hit that was titled “Get It On” in Margaret Houlihan 38 Letter-shaped girder
the U.K. 2 Capone, vis-à-vis Alcatraz 39 In a daze
31 Like used clothing 3 “Yeah, right!”
40 Biblical creation with a double standard?
32 Things that are “like Cobwebs which 4 Mac
may catch small Flies, but let Wasps 43 Common conjunction combination
5 Kind of column
and Hornets break through,” per 45 “Wake up and feed me!,” perhaps
Jonathan Swift 6 Festival that the poet Catullus called
“the best of days” 46 Terse admission
33 Like some geometric coördinates Grp. whose largest faction is Fatah
7 Author of “Either/Or” 49
35 ___ check “Goodness!”
8 51 “Gattaca” actress Thurman
38 Kinkajou, by another name 9 Brewers’ org.
39 Cancer researcher Siddhartha 10 Wetland that contains decaying plant Solution to the previous puzzle:
Mukherjee’s “The ___: An Intimate matter
History” S W A G S L A V E P I C S
11 New York City suburb bordering New H A L O A S I A P A D R E
40 Touch Rochelle H I T A S L U M P D A R T E D
41 Destined beginning? 13 Cut down T O W I T S O M E M A M A
A S I F R A W V E G A N
42 “Blast!” 14 They might be replaced by xeriscaping
I S P Y L O W D Y E S
44 One-___ max (weight lifter’s limit) 16 Directed N E O S L U I C E R A Z O R
19 Diana of “The Avengers” F A S H I O N D E S I G N E R S
45 One of New Zealand’s official languages
O S H U N D E D U C E R E V
47 “Uh-uh,” more formally 22 Wisenheimer M E M O E R A C O O P

48 Co-creator and star of NBC’s 24 Coffee containers V E R A W A N G E N Y A

“Sunnyside” 27 “The Tenant of Wildfell Hall” novelist O X E N N E O N T E L L S


L I M I T S P A U L S M I T H
50 In high ___ (angry) 28 Hamlet E L I Z A R A N I L E I A
52 New York Giant with five hundred and 30 Snoozefest S E X E D O N C E Y U R T
eleven career home runs 31 “For ___ of a nail . . .”
Find more puzzles and this week’s solution at
53 Heroine of Shakespeare’s “Cymbeline” 33 Connected newyorker.com/crossword
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