ANNUAL DAY DANCE FUNCTION

A group of children in on the corner of the stage standing

near a stall, next to it is a big banner, a few people
dressed in daily clothes are standing. One person is standing
on a podium and shouting loudly-

MAN ON PODIUM (RAHUL)

Sunno Sunno Sunno!!! Aapke chaheeta
star, Shahrukh Khan ki picture lagi
hai theatre mein! Show housefull
hai! Par mere paas bohot saari
ticket hai! Chahiye toh aajaiye!
500 rupey ki ek! 500 rupey ki ek!

Many people have gathered around him! People are unanimously

shouting -

EVERYONE
Mujhe chahiye!, Mujhe chahiye! Hume
de do! 2 ticket! Meri 3 ticket!!

MAN ON PODIUM
Milegi milegi sab ko milegi! Filmo
ke deewano ko, Bollywood ke mastano
ko, ticket zaruri milegi!

Everyone starts miming. In the corner of the stage we see a

young boy dressed in an indo western outfit standing with
Yamraj!. The boy in the indo western outfit is talking to him
-

YAMRAJ
Maharaj! Dekh rahe ho, kaise ye
ladka 100 rupey ki ticket ko 500
rupey mein bech raha hain?

CHITRAGUPT
Yo Yamraj, isse black mein ticket
bechna kehte hai. Take a chill pill

YAMRAJ
Chill pill? Ye kaunsi dawayi hain?

CHITRAGUPT
Ye koi dawayi nahi hai!

YAMRAJ
Tum jaante ho iss ladke ki bohot
complaints aayi hai, isliye isse le
jaana padega

Spot light on the boy standing on the podium and the crowd
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RAHUL
500 ka ek, 500 ka ek, 500 ka ek

Then suddenly he holds his chest. It is paining and he falls

down. the crowd screams together.

YAMLOK SETUP -

On a chair with a laptop is the chitragupt sitting. Yamraj

sits on a throne. Rahul is lying down on the ffloor. Rahul
wakes up

RAHUL
Main kaha hu?

YAMRAJ
(starts laughing and then starts
couighing)

CHITRAGUPT
Let me explain- aap yamlok mein
hain?

RAHUL
Yamlok? Yamlok kaunsi jagah hain

CHITRAGUPT
Yamlok woh jagah hain jaha Yamraj
rehte hain?

RAHUL
Yamraj? Ye kaisa faltu naam hai.

Yamraj widens his eyes

CHITRAGUPT
Bro, ye Yamraj hain. And tum Yamlok
mein ho. Yaaha jo bhi marr jata hai
woh aata hai?

RAHUL
Kya? Toh tum sab marr gaye ho?

CHITRAGUPT
Nahi hum zinda hai

YAMRAJ
Tum marr chuke ho!

Rahul screams loudly. Hearing him scream, Yamraj and the

Chitragupt get scared and scream
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RAHUL
Main marr kaise gaya

YAMRAJ
Tumhara waqt ho chuka tha

CHITRAGUPT
And we got a lot of complains.

RAHUL
Meri complains? Kaunsi?

YAMRAJ
Yahi ke tum zindagi bhar sirf
picturon ki baat akrte the, tumne
apni zindagi mein cinema ke alawa
kisi bhi cheez pe dhyaan nahi diya

RAHUL
CINEMA ! CINEMA MERI ZINDAGI HAI

CHITRAGUPT
Sadly, cinema ke wajah se toh tum
marr gaye

YAMRAJ
Tumhaari maut ka karan banna hai
Cinema. Tumhaari zindagi barbaad
kardi tumne cinema ke peeche

RAHUL
Yamraj ji meri zindagi ke baare
mein jaante hi kya hai aap?

Chitragupt looks into a file but doesnt find anything.

YAMRAJ
(to chitragupt) Kya likha
hain file mein?

CHITRAGUPT
Kuch nahi, bas ye likha hai ye Mr
rahul poora din cinema ki baat
karte hain, aur kuch kaam nahi
karte -

Rahul takes the file away from his hand and throws it,

RAHUL
Ill make it easy, meri zindagi ki
kahaani dekhna chahte ho?

Lights turn to black. Stage in darkness

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RELATIONSHIPS DANCE SEGMENT

We developa you ng boys relationship with his mother and

sister with songs like,

Tu kitni acchi hain,

Phoolon ka taron ka

Boy grows up, and gets a call from school , He gets an award

Papa Fehte hai 1988,

Chand me puchha taron se 2005

Ma ka phone aya

YAMLOK SETUP -

Back to the yamlok setup, both yamlok and his chitragupt

stand in a corner adoring the dance

RAHUL
Dekha? Jitna pyaar mujhe filmo se
hai, utna hi filmi mera bachpan
tha.

CHITRAGUPT
Filmi bachpan se kya hota hai?

YAMRAJ
Filmo ne tumhari zindagi mein kya
badla

RAHUL
Arrey cinema ne mera rang badal
diya roop badal diya, kabhi kabhi
toh aisa lagta hai jaise saare
mausam bhi badal diye... Aap kya
jaano yamraj ji, baarish mein
bheegte huye gaana gaane ka mazza!

DANCE THROUGH SEASONS -

Rain Pyar hua ikraar hua, ek ladki bheegi bhagi si, Ab ke

saawan aise barse, Granan ganan, Barso re me megha megha, Chham
chham , Root aa gayi re-

Sooraj hua madham Sooraj ki bahon mein

Aaj blue hai pani pani

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Chanda mama so gaye suraj chacha

YAMLOK SETUP -

Back to the yamlok setup, both yamlok and his chitragupt

stand in a corner adoring the dance

RAHUL
Dekh Yamraj ji, kuch aisi hain
zindagi pe!

Rahul points to a random stranger in the audience

RAHUL (CONT'D)
Aye Aditya! Kaisa hai?

CHITRAGUPT
Ye kya kar rahe ho?

RAHUL
Arrey apne dost ko hi bol raha hu

YAMRAJ
Woh tumhe nahi sunn sakta tum mar
chuke ho!

RAHUL
Par woh mere college ka best frined
hai

YAMRAJ
Ho hi nahi sakta... Woh bohot hi
accha ladka hai, tumhare jaise
lafange ke saath kabhi dosti naa
kare

RAHUL
Main aapko batata hu hum dost kaise
banne-

COLLEGE + FRIENDSHIP SETUP -

Yeh college ka zamana

Khud ko kya samajti hai

Ratta Maast Aldoia

wo Din Bhi kya din the

Yari hai imaan mera

 6.

Ye dosti hum nahi todenge. 1973

Yaron dosti badi hi haseen hai-1999.

Tera yaar hoon mein 201 Sing

Kuchh kuchh hota hai (Hye Hye ye ladki)-

YAMLOK SETUP -

CHITRAGUPT (SEES A GIRL)

Phir, phir kya hua?

RAHUL
Arrey phir ek din apun ki college
mein Aishwariya ayii!

GIRLS ARE DANCING-

A girl sits in front of the mirror and starts doing sringar

Sajna hai muje 1961

Jhoomka gira re 1966

Dafliwale 1980

Bole chudiyan 2001

Ghaghra

Thoomka (new) 2023

Now the boy also enters the dance. He sees her and falls in
love- Dance where they are teasing each other eventually
showing their gradual ascent of falling in love.

Ramaiya Vasta vaiya old

Jab pyar kiya

Janu meri jaan

Ek mai aur ek tu

Tere vaste falak se

Ek sanam chahiye (Aashiqui -old) (Instrumed

Dil diwana, Karz-old

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YAMLOK SETUP -

CHITRAGUPT
Wah Wah aashiq! Kya baat hain!
Dekho Yamraj ji! Rahul ko bhi
girlfriend mil gayi... Aur aap toh
abhi bhi single ho

Both rahul and chitragupt laugh loudly

YAMRAJ
Doot!!!!! Main tumhe narak mein
bhej dunga!!

CHITRAGUPT
Bhai teri life toh bohot
interesting thi! Phir kya hua?

YAMRAJ
Phir kya, ye marr gaya!

RAHUL
Yamraj ji! Aap jitna chahe keh do,
main aapko mana kar hi rahunga.
Aapko mujhe dharti par wapas bhejna
hi hoga

YAMRAJ
Aisa yaha kabhi nahi hua, aur naa
hi hoga.

CHITRAGUPT
Aur aisa agar karna hoga toh bohot
upar se permission lena hoga

RAHUL
Oopar se? Kisse?

CHITRAGUPT
Yaha bohot saare devtaon ki meeting
hogi, woh log decide karenge dude

Thats when two people walk in.

BOY
Chanda chanda chanda

BOY 2
Chanda dedo puniya kaamao

Rahul notices this

RAHUL
Swarag mein bhi bhikari hain?
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CHITRAGUPT
Ye bhikari nahi, kya kehte hai,
social workers hai, yaha pe humare
dost ka birthday hai, toh usska
party ka chanda maangne aaye hain

RAHUL
Kaunsa dost?

CHITRAGUPT
Arrey Gannu!

BOY + BOY 2
Arey gannu, apna gannu

Rahul looks confused

CHITRAGUPT
Gannu? Nahi jaante?
(looks at the boys)
Arrey prithvi pe usko kya bulate
hain?

BOY
(confused) Arrey.. umm..
Haa Bappa

BOY 2
Haa Ganpati Bappa!

RAHUL
Ganpati Bappa!!!! sacchi!!!

CHITRAGUPT
Haa aur kaun

RAHUL
Arrey main unka bohot bada fan hu
mujhe leke chalo na unke paas mujhe
milna hai unse

YAMRAJ
Hargiz nahi! Woh tumse nahi milenge

RAHUL
Kyu? Woh toh bhagwan hai, aap jaise
bael pe nahi baith te. Wo mujhse
zarur milenge

YAMRAJ
Arrey woh tum jaise faltu logo ko
nahi milte
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RAHUL
Haa toh main bhi aise thodi
jaaunga, Apne ganpati bappa ka
birthday hai! Celebration toh banta
hai

GANPATI BAPPA CELEBRATION DANCES-

Ganpati Deva ho deva

Deva shri ganesha

Baapa Mourya – ABCD

EVERYONE
Ganpati Bappa Morya

YAMLOK SETUP -

CHITRAGUPT
Yamraj! Dekha kya dance kiya hain?
Dharti par toh lagta hai Ganpati
Bappa ka birthday bade zoro shoro
se manaya jaata hain!!! Aur yaaha
dekho, aap toh mujhe ek din bhi
chutti nahi dete!

YAMRAJ
Kaam ke waqt tum timepass karte
hom, isliye chutti nahi milti.
(to rahul)
Par balak, dance toh tumne accha
kiya

CHITRAGUPT
Rahul, mujhe ye batao, kya dharti
pe bhi saare tyoohar tum aise hi
manate ho?

RAHUL
Sirf mein nahi! Mere jaise karoodo
log, apne thaake haare jeevan ke
problems bhool ka, ek saath hojaate
hai. dharti par hum sab, khushi
khushi saare tyoohar dilse manate
hain
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EVERYONE
Kaise!

RAHUL
Aise!!!

Rahul throws gulaal/ bhandara from a plate that one of the

dancers is carryine. We are assuming that Bappa is in the
audience, we dont really show Bappa.

Rahul is on his knees facing down, a kit flies and comes on

the stage. The background dancers begin running, (Dheel de
dheel de de re bhaiyaa starts playing)

Rahul gets up and begins interactively dancing with everyone.

Chali chali re patang

Udi Udi Jaaye

Are jare hat natkhat - Navrings

Do me a favour let’s play holi

Jay Jai Shivshankar (towards end of song the dancers make a

human pyramid)

Govinda ala re Mach gaya shor

Radhe Radhe - Dream givad

Kanhaiya Twitter pe aa ja

Girls come on stage in Navratri attire and push the boys away
-

He naam re

Dholi tare dhol

Chhogada tara

Nagada Sang dhol baje

Gangubai

YAMLOK SETUP -

CHITRAGUPT
Yamraj ji, Kya kehte ho, hum bhi
dharti pe shift hojaaye?
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YAMRAJ
Hmm, log itne pyaar aur samaan se
rehte

RAHUL
Aisa nahi hain, bohot log ladte hai
jhaghadte hai, par mere desh mein
log ek dusre ki qadr karte hain

CHITRAGUPT
Kaunsa Desh?

RAHUL
Mera desh. Mera BHarat desh

Patriotism Jahan Dal Dal pe. 1965

Aao bacho tumhe dikhaye 1954

Mere desh ki dharti 1967

Maa tujhe salaam -1997

Desh Rangila 2006

India wale 2014

YAMLOK SETUP -

YAMRAJ
Theek hai Theek hai, tumne apni
zindagi yun hi barbaad nahi ki,
tumne sahi tareeke se dusro ki
seekho ko, aur khamiya ko seekha
hai.

CHITRAGUPT
I feel lucky bro. You showed me so
many things. Tumhare bachpan ki
khushi se mausam ki pehli baarish.
Tumhari zindagi aur tumhaari
takleefe, tumhaare tyohar aur
tumhara hasta hua chehra!!! Iss
duniya ko tum jaise aur logo ki
zarurat hain jo haste haste apni
seekh se duniya badal de

RAHUL
Thank you friends. Par mujhe ye
poochna tha ke kyaa aap mujhe
dharti par wapas bhejenge?

Yamraj and Chitragupt look at him

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YAMRAJ + CHITRAGUPT + BOYS

Haa!

Rahul screams in excitement-

Music starts playing, all dancers and axtors come on stahe

na Mina dika Aaj ki party meri taraf se abhi to party shuru hui
hai It's time to disco Just chill

Zoom Bara Bar,

Z00m Z00m BaBa

Rahul stops as soon as the song is over and fall with pain
and faints.

Stage gies black

Same movie theatre setup as before, Rahul is standing on a

table and talking to the audience

RAHUL
Toh doston ye thi meri hasti khilti
zindagi. !970 se lekar 2023, kuch
aisi picturien banni ki meri
zindagi badal gayi. Aur mere saath
kayi lohon ki. Par Ahh ye meri
kahaani hai! Iss bolywood se bhari
meri zindagi ki kahaani dekhne ke
liye bohot bohot sukriya

Dancers softly dancein the backgrousd