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Issue 7
Issue 7
THE REMATCH
ISSUE 7
Do I really need to tell you not to try these
moves at home?
I favor standing.
...Choi Ru!
...Bullfrog!
HD: Bullfrog coming down
the aisle in that
unconventional way of his.
HD: No time
out in
professional
wrestling.
HD: We almost
had a double
count-out there,
which I don’t think
Bullfrog wants.
KH: HD:
Bullfrog OWWW!
should
take--
Thirty-five hundred
dollars?!
No, thirty-five
hundred dollars,
plus Roy’s
hospital bill.
That doesn’t
mean you can
assault him.
A mixed tag-team
means you’d only You’re on! You’re so
wrestle Roy. (BLEEEP!) on!
Thanks for putting in a
good word for me with
Thanks for bailing me out.
management. I’m just
sorry you didn’t get the
win.
Tomorrow is another day. Besides, with Well, Great! I know just the
you here, it’s just like the old days. I sure, spot. It’s a few miles
ordered some grub. What say we go why not? from here by this
celebrate your signing with a picnic?
beautiful body of water.
Yeah.
Gotta go.
Got a little
man to train.
Thank you.
Why would he
want to tumble for
me?
Well, hi there. I’m Dixie
Jo. What’s your---? AAAAAAAAARRRRGGH!
HD:...as Roy
Quentin recovers
from that
despicable
assault at the
hands of Frostbyt.
HD: Hardly
necessary.
He’s already
unconscious.
HD: Devasting
move!
HD: What is he
doing now? Leave KH: He’s
sending a
him alone! message.
Taipan, here’s a look at
your future. Lumberjack
Jacques? I’m running you
over next!
And that’s why we need another And we’re gonna bring out its editor-
outlet. Coming soon, will be the first in-chief. Please welcome
issue of IWW magazine. ….CEVIK EULET!
Oh, isn’t he handsome?
Ok, first of all, I just wanna say you ... “oooo, oooo, oooo, they have no
three are not only brilliant, but you’re talent, oooo oooo oooo, they’re out of
brave. You know you got a lot of touch!” But that isn’t true.
ignorant people online saying...
... “oooo oooo oooo, Cevik Eulet never ...but that ain’t true.I did go to
went to journalism school, oooo oooo journalism school. And I graduated
oooo,”... at the top of my class.
We know you did and we’re looking That’s all the time we have today.
forward to seeing some objectivity And remember: be nice to each
around here for once. other.
My servants. You have a great task ahead. You must not only
achieve certain victory, but something even greater. You are to
thrash Taipan Taylor with all your strength, all your cruelty, and
all your energy!
Bruise him!
Break him!
Let him crawl back to the locker And then, then when we meet one
room! on one, and the title is on the line,
and he’s still not fully recovered
from tonight’s beating...
...and their
Pharoah...NEFREMAAT!
HD: Taipan
Taylor being
seen for the
first time
with the gold
around his
waist.
HD: And a
tag made
to the
champion!
HD: And
there’s the
one-eighty
piledriver!
KH: Excellent
punch by Yuni.
HD:
Legdrop! Is
he going for
the cover?
HD: No, a
KH: And Nefremaat
quick tag to
providing assistance!
Theseus and
The tide is turning.
Theseus going
to the top
rope!
HD: I think Yuni
is wasting too
much time.
KH: He knows
what he’s doing.
Excellent
kneedrop.
HD: A rollup!
HD: Into a
bridge!
HD: Look at
HD: He got him! Nefremaat’s
frustration. He’s down
two men.
HD: Three!
KH: That’s
called
“Teamwork.”
HD: You
mean
double-
teaming.
HD: Oh, it
backfired!
Nefremaat nails
his own minion!
HD: Giuseppie with KH: Turn around
a backstabber! Now Nefremaat!
he’s going to the
top!
KH: A count of
three! KH: Yet another loss for this bozo!
HD: Nefremaat
still has a long
way to go.
KH: Nefremaat is
HD: Almost.
still in this game,
Dhuwan. Don’t
underestimate him.
HD: And KH: Nefremaat
there’s Zaan setting him up
interfering for a suplex.
again!
KH: Executing a
slingshot!
HD: Heat Lightning
brought the knees
up! Now he’s going
for a tag.
HD: He may
be going for KH: What is
that flip Jacques
dropkick of implying?
his
HD: Look at this! Heat
Lightning perched on
Lumberjack Jacques’s
massive shoulders!
HD: Good-bye,
Zaan!
KH: He’s
already
procured a
title match.
HD: That
was
Nefremaat’s
plan,
remember?
KH: He’s
keeping KH: The
healthy for matter is
his title closed.
match.