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Sorry God, I Gotta Go Be Entertained And Distracted

This is essentially what I've told God every day for most of my life.

In late 2021, I had started seeking God and reading His Word with more consistency. At that
time, every morning I would look out the window to the view that God had blessed me with, and
feel a peace that I didn't have before I started diligently seeking God. Amidst the peace, I was
always a bit sad though, because I knew that the peace was temporary, because I had a date
with distraction.

Through every peaceful morning meditation, the laptop was always in the corner of my eye,
calling me, pulling at me. In a short time, I would submit to the pull of the laptop, and scurry over
to it. I would stare at the Apple logo, feeling like Satan was mocking me, then open the laptop
and proceed to spend hours being vainly entertained and distracted.

The world would like to trick us into believing that these screens and devices exist for our
convenience. On the contrary, they exist to control us, and distract us from God. We can use
these devices for good, to learn and spread God's truth, but we need discipline. We can only
attain discipline through a desire for it, praying to God for it, and creating the habit of submitting
to God in every situation.

Every day, in every situation, we need to submit to God, so that He can give us the strength to
resist the pull of sin, vanity, the laptop, phone, tablet, television, ect. We need to spend as much
time as possible in God's presence, undistracted. When we feel that pull, we need to ask
ourselves, do we absolutely need to use this device right now, or can it wait? Most of the time, it
can wait. We need to expect that vain excuses will enter our minds, trying to convince us to
leave God's presence and use the device. We need to resist.

We need to cling to God. The pull that sin and distraction have is very real. The only way to
resist them is to cling to God, to submit to God in every situation, to constantly cry to God for
deliverance.

God, please give us the wisdom and strength to move in Your Holy Spirit, and live in Your
beautiful presence. Please give us the wisdom and strength to avoid evil and resist the pull of
every vice and distraction.

God, please let us realize and always remember the vanity of the things that the world has
tricked us into being attached to. Please completely remove the love of vanity and the world
from our hearts.
God, please let us realize and always remember that You are all that we need, that the peace of
Your presence is more wonderful and valuable than anything that a screen can offer us.

God, please direct us to spend the time that you have given us in ways that please you. Amen.

*And this I speak for your own profit; not that I may cast a snare on you, but for what is comely,
and that you may attend upon the Lord without distraction. (1 Cor 7:35)*

*There is no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will
not suffer you to be tempted above that you are able; but will with the temptation also make a
way to escape, that you may be able to bear it (1 Cor 10:13)*

*Delight yourself also in the Lord: and He will give you the desires of your heart. Commit your
way to the Lord; trust also in Him; and He shall bring it to pass. (Psalm 37:4-5)*

*You will keep him in perfect peace, whose mind is stayed on You: because he trusts in You.
(Isa 26:3)*

*And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, that deceives
the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.” (Rev
12:9)*

*Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you. Draw near to
God, and He will draw near to you (James 4:7-8)*

*Set your affection on things above, not on things on the earth. (Col 3:2)*

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Rossmann Dildo-Covid Theory

https://youtu.be/lLn8n6alm8g

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Teri maa ki chut madarchod, tu scammer hai, bhen ke laude

तेरी माँ की चत
ू मादर्चोद, तू स्काम्मेर है , बहन के लौड़े

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Russian grandpa first brony.

https://youtu.be/mFe_7c9JjdA
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We have a term "玻璃心" in Chinese to describe these Wumaos or crazy people. The term
directly translates to "glassy heart", which means they are very easily pissed off like a bunch of
5 year-olds.

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Toyota Tacoma 1997 water gasket

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There's no reason to get the vaccine if you don't care about getting covid. Your friends and
family worried about getting it? If they have the vaccine they should be fine regardless of your
choice. Simple. And if you disagree with that, then you're implying the vaccines aren't very
effective.

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All you have to do to make chess club still about the chess and then still fun is this

Blast techno

Only allow two people to be playing at a time, everyone surrounds them but can chat with
eachother/party it up, but can also heckle

It's all 3|+1 chess so shit goes fast.

Loser of the game gets to pick the next person to play - winner can either opt to keep playing or
to sub out.

If it's your first day in chess club you have to play.

Then if you want to actually learn chess instead of having a fun social chess experience, go
fucking play online and take free online courses and watch strategy video you moron. Chess
clubs are for FUN with chess

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My own advice from experience and some ppl might debate about it and say is still possible,
anyways. Learn basic things like cooking, ironing, paying a bill, change a tire, find a spare tire
too, buying from thrift stores is not lame. Get neat clothes for job interviews. Don’t have kids
until you have done everything you wanted like traveling, hobbies, you are 100% sure you and
your partner want kids, are financially ready and have emergency money. You don’t have to
start college right away, there’s no right time to start. College is not for everyone either, technical
school are good too. Plumbing, electrical, welding, graphic designer, etc At work always sign up
for advancements like forklift driver, epj, you can later apply somewhere else with those new
skills. Don’t ever stay at a toxic job, a job will replace you without any care. Value your friends
and take care of em. It’s harder finding real friends. In relationships walk away when you see
red flags. If you’re partner puts you down, hits you, miss treats your pets, etc Don’t let ppl
convince you to do things that you don’t like. Breakups suck and is lonely, but becomes
awesomely when you enjoy doing things alone like going to eat a restaurant, movies, playing all
day online, saving money. If you’re ever sad/depressed and you can’t talk to your
parents/siblings cuz is embarrassing, shameful, etc talk to a elderly stranger. That’s what I could
think of. If you ever need anything I’ll do my best to give you another advice.

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The official track to normalization is as follows:

1. That's a right-wing conspiracy. There's no way that happens

2. That barely ever happens. This is overblown
3. That only happens in very limited circumstances. This doesn't even affect you
4. Sure it happens, but the alternative is worse. Stop whining
5. Yes, it's happening, and it's a good thing. Welcome to 20xx, bigot. Stop fighting progress.

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Koalas are fucking horrible animals.They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any
mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for
neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the
koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope
with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the
token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely
reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus
leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can’t afford the extra
energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they
do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan.Because eucalyptus leaves hold such
little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike
their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal.Many herbivorous
mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for
instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw,
grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars
that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently…Koalas are no exception,
when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because
they’re fucking terrible animals.Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one
of the lowest milk yields to body ratio… There’s a trend here).When the young joey needs to
transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be
making it abundantly clear that it doesn’t want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the
necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its
mother’s anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which
he then proceeds to slurp on.This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to
start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother
nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why?Because koalas are
riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn’t
helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on
is rape.Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply
overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them
both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than
average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury…
should they fall from a tree.An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I
fucking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute.If you ignore
the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

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>Interpersonally, people will still be racist for a very long time. Ignoring it does nothing to curb it,
and instead just gives room for racists to be racist without repercussion.

I think you can "not talk about it" but still shoot down people being blatantly racist. It seems like
since the 2000s we've started getting so deep in the weeds of racism that we're fighting
shadows now. For example, a friend of mine made a joke recently about black chess pieces
preferring to be called "African American" chess pieces. He got a big talking to from some guy
who overheard.

The black people I've known, ironically, are the people who've cared the least about this kind of
stuff. Yet this is the kind of stuff that gets reported and people lose their jobs over because HR
deems it to be racist. This creates a culture of separation where white people are now actually
nervous around black people because they're worried something they say will sound racist
somehow. This is not helping solve racism, it is creating a bigger divide.

>Systemically, not talking about it makes it even worse than that.

Systematic racism is something for academics to deal with, I think. It's insanely complex. Like,
just look at law enforcement. Cops are more needed in minority areas due to high crime rates.
As a result, many cops mostly see minorities in situations where they are suspects or criminals.
This causes heightened suspicion by cops. This causes them to make poor judgement calls
which causes minorities to lose respect for them. This loss of respect results in less cooperation
which results in further escalation. But how do we fix this? There doesn't seem to be a effective
method of eliminating the bias built up over dozens of extreme interactions.

>the fact will remain that racial minorities, like black people, will remain disproportionately poor
due to the societal after effects of them being enslaved and subject to the Jim Crow laws of the
past and present.

This I find hard to really nail down. I get the theory behind it, but I just know too many cases of
peoples being subjugated and oppressed for a long time only to achieve relatively high status
generally after a couple generations.

I think we need to be careful about describing minorities as somehow hopelessly poor because
of the past. I think much of the change needed for them to succeed actually needs to come from
within their own communities and culture. Society as a whole also needs to improve but one
without the other won't solve anything.

>The only actual way to end racial discrimination is by acting to offset it; investing more in
poorer areas like the ghettos, and socially ostracizing people with racial prejudice.

I agree with all of that. But we need to be careful where we draw the line on what qualifies as
racial prejudice. Also, the investing in poorer areas is more of a classist approach than a racial
one, which is good I think.

>The liberal “color blindness” solution does less than nothing. It contributes to the problem.

I disagree with this strongly.

We need to see people as people and see their problems as their problems. A black person can
be suffering from the aftermath of Jim Crow or they could be thriving in a rich and free nation. A
white person can be suffering from having a broken home or they could be prospering, born with
a silver spoon in their mouths.

Each person is different and nobody's issues should be ignored. The issue usually presented
with color-blindness is that it turns a blind eye to black history and the oppression they've been
through, but that's not necessary. I've known black doctors who have no slavery in their heritage
and I've known white people who barely escaped being sent to gulags by the Bolsheviks.

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Hello maam do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Lightning McQueen?! Did
you know that Lightning McQueen is the star of several feature films such as Cars, Cars 2, Car
3, Planes: Fire and Rescue, Finding Dory, Toy Story 3, Coco and Ralph breaks the internet? As
well as other short film such as Mater and the Ghostlight, Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool,
Television program such as Cars Toons, Pixar's Popcorn Cars series voiced by none other than
Owen Wilson? He also appears in video games such as Cars: The Video Game, Cars: Radiator
Springs Adventures, (not) Kingdom Hearts.
Can I interest you in nicknames such as Stinky?
He won the Piston Cup.

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"We think there is a fundamental misconception about piracy. Piracy is almost always a service
problem and not a pricing problem... If a pirate offers a product anywhere in the world, 24 x 7,
purchasable from the convenience of your personal computer, and the legal provider says the
product is region-locked, will come to your country 3 months after the US release, and can only
be purchased at a brick and mortar store, then the pirate's service is more valuable."
- Gabe Newell

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I think we've all learned our lesson. We must never vote into power anyone but a globalist
puppet or the 0.1% will show us what true power is.

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Ah trans reparations. They were always as inevitable as night following day. I’ll be paying in
uwus.

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What a vile lie. The great replacement may not be orchestrated, but it is happening. It is a hubris
and folly of liberalism to proclaim that a people with a fundamentally different set of beliefs,
culture and values will simply accept your value system as truth. It is, in fact, the imperialistic
belief in the superiority of your value system that keeps you from defending it.

On the other hand, I recognize that every culture is, in its own way and with regards to its own
value system, beautiful and distinct. Your bet is that, in the face of a reduction of a people that
share your beliefs, and the multiplication of people who don’t, that your value system will remain
intact. I don’t think that’s a very good bet.

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon
is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is
mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this
means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base
stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water
based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet,
so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also
learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having
fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities
Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other
Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you
can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense
stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still
come for more.

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This blame-the-boomers stuff is just more fake divisiveness to keep people distracted from class
divisiveness. You think some 65 year old that worked in a factory their whole life has the power
to control the economy?

Goldman Sachs and Lehman brothers crashed the housing market then Blackrock started
buying all the houses and driving the prices up. If the young people ever figure out what all
these companies have in common maybe things will get better but the media/big tech is
controlled by the same tribe so it's unlikely they'll ever unravel this mystery.

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So...

There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are
probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between
10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and
placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along
any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile
penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish
in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her
sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the
genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are
out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you,
coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against
yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.

Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin,
the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in
you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I
cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins
enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The
Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force
of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting
in peritonitus and possible death.

A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with
them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and
handle him with the other.

Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed,
as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie.
smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate,
around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior
to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be
powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member
underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be
warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male
dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that
relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a
female fin: Masturbation, or mating.

Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the
same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating.
The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when
erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you
might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into
their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular
inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.

Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative
muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do
things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled
with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and
sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not
impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the
shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for
both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying
belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You
may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member
against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside
her body.

There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and
inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that
rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy
the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to
her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that
the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do
this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering
against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a
dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk
to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to
strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling.
The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

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It is well known that Germany made a colossal mistake in the winter push for Stalingrad by
overcommitting. But historians always fail to mention Stalins operation brown star or анальная
дыра звезда. Stalin knew that Hitler was ordering a retreat in late August and he desperately
wanted the Nazis to march into his trap. He ordered all of the 62nd Russian army to immediately
pose for pictures of their buttholes. He had the remaining mortar rounds loaded with leaflets of
the butthole pics. What Stalin knew that no one else considered is the German mans insatiable
lust for man on man grinding. After seeing the prize that wait for them in Stalingrad the Germans
refused the order of the führer and marched on to their miserable death. No one really talks
about the dark secret of WW2. Lust for gay sex cost Germany the war.

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I come from the land down under,

where the internets slow and gamers lag

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"What makes me a good economics expert? If I were a bad economics expert, I wouldn't be
sitting here, discussing it with you now! Would I!?"

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or
as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself,
but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU
corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it.
Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called
"Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by
the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the
other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless
by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally
used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with
Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of
GNU/Linux.

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You read the title, I just cannot believe I said the “g” word on accident. Am I even an atheist
anymore? I don’t like religion or anything but like maybe it infiltrated me and is manipulating me
to say “oh my g*d” instead of “oh my science”. Please guys it wasn’t me, I didn’t mean it. I’m
very disappointed in myself, I think I need to go to science camp or go to therapy. What if I’m
secretly religious? what should I do? Is my foreskin going to fall off?? Please can someone give
me advice, any advice is appreciated.

Best regards,

-an atheist(?)

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My old man was a car salesman for a long time. I remember him telling me that if a couple
comes in you have to focus your sale on the woman, and if a married man comes in 90% of the
time they will walk away and call their wife to make sure she is happy with the deal.

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i love how every thread about linux starts with 'it is just as simple as windows' and then
degrades to 'use distcc and multiple machines to compile your applications from source across
a cluster'

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"Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about: politicians. Everybody
complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these
politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from
another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes,
American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and
they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to
offer. It's what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant
citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. Term limits ain't going to do any good;
you're just going to end up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans. So, maybe,
maybe, maybe, it's not the politicians who suck. Maybe something else sucks around here...
like, the public. Yeah, the public sucks. There's a nice campaign slogan for somebody: 'The
Public Sucks. F*ck Hope.'"

-Carlin

………………

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCfPoYBY02g
ok
>Fire Light is glimmy's dad, to mimic Augustus Constantus; Constantine's dad.
>Luna/NMM as Diocletian, effective ruler and administrator of the empire. Angry as fuck towards
the Christians through the great persecution. Retired to grow cabbages in his villa; hung himself
when the tetrarchy started falling apart.
>Twilight: Galerius, became senior Augustus after Diocletian. Failed to retake Rome after
Maxentius' usurpation, died from a rotting ulcer from years of drinking and overeating. A Bachus
Twiggy Piggy.
>Spike: Daia, friend to Galerius, Was eastern Caesar, continue the persecutions, after the edict
of Milan.
>Sunset: Licnius, Eastern Augustus, Allied with Contantine against Maxentius and co-issued the
edict of Milan, then instantly went back on it.
>others: Sassanid pony, Rockhoof - generic Germanic tribe, Aryanne - Franks (and goths
because I forgot to make a goth), Kirin - Picts of Proto-Scotland, Changeling - treacherous
legions/praetorians, Thorax - reformed Palinitini palace guard. Celestia - Emperor Aurelian/
Deus Sol Invictus
Thank you for reading my blog post

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Hey OP... I used to be the guy who worked for insurance companies, and determined the value
of every little thing in your house. The guy who would go head-to-head with those
fire-truck-chasing professional loss adjusters. I may be able to help you not get screwed when
filing your claim.

Our goal was to use the information you provided, and give the lowest damn value we can
possibly justify for your item.

For instance, if all you say was "toaster" -- we would come up with a cheap-as-fuck $4.88
toaster from Walmart, meant to toast one side of one piece of bread at a time. And we would do
that for every thing you have ever owned. We had private master lists of the most commonly
used descriptions, and what the cheapest viable replacements were. We also had wholesale
pricing on almost everything out there, so really scored cheap prices to quote. To further that
example:

- If you said "toaster - $25" , we would have to be within -20% of that... so, we would find
something that's pretty much dead-on $20.01.
- If you said "toaster- $200" , we'd kick it back and say NEED MORE INFO, because that's a
ridiculous price for a toaster (with no other information given.)
- If you said "toaster, from Walmart" , you're getting that $4.88 one.
- If you said "toaster, from Macys" , you'd be more likely to get a $25-35 one.
- If you said "toaster", and all your other kitchen appliances were Jenn Air / Kitchenaid / etc.,
you would probably get a matching one.
- If you said "Proctor Silex 42888 2-Slice Toaster from Wamart, $9", you just got yourself $9.
- If you said "High-end Toaster, Stainless Steel, Blue glowing power button" ... you might get
$35-50 instead. We *had* to match all features that were listed.

I'm not telling you to lie on your claim. Not at all. That would be illegal, and could cause much
bigger issues (i.e., invalidating the entire claim). But on the flip side, it's not always
advantageous to tell the whole truth every time. Pay attention to those last two examples.
I remember one specific customer... he had some old, piece of shit projector (from mid-late 90s)
that could stream a equally piece of shit consumer camcorder. Worth like $5 at a scrap yard. It
had some oddball fucking resolution it could record at, though -- and the guy *strongly insisted*
that we replace with "Like Kind And Quality" (trigger words). Ended up being a $65k
replacement, because the only camera on the market happened to be a high-end professional
video camera (as in, for shooting actual movies). $65-goddam-thousand-dollars because he
knew that loophole, and researched his shit.

Remember to *list fucking every* -- even the most mundane fucking bullshit you can think of.
For example, if I was writing up the shower in my bathroom:

- Designer Shower Curtain - $35

- Matching Shower Curtain Liner for Designer Shower Curtain - $15
- Shower Curtain Rings x20 - $15
- Stainless Steel Soap Dispenser for Shower - $35
- Natural Sponge Loofah - from Whole Foods - $15
- Natural Sponge Loofah for Back - from Whole Foods - $19
- Holder for Loofahs - $20
- Bars of soap - from Lush - $12 each (qty: 4)
- Bath bomb - from Lush - $12
- High end shampoo - from salon - $40
- High end conditioner - from salon - $40
- Refining pore mask - from salon - $55

I could probably keep thinking, and bring it up to about $400 for the contents of my shower.
Nothing there is "unreasonable" , nothing there is clearly out of place, nothing seems obviously
fake. The prices are a little on the high-end, but the reality is, some people have expensive shit
-- it won't actually get questioned. No claims adjuster is going to bother nitpicking over the cost
of fucking Lush bath bombs, when there is a 20,000 item file to go through. The adjuster has
other shit to do, too.

Most people writing claims for a total loss wouldn't even bother with the shower (*it's just some
used soap and sponges..*) -- and those people would be losing out on $400.

Some things require documentation & ages. If you say "tv - $2,000" -- you're getting a 32"
LCD, unless you can provide it was from the last year or two w/ receipts. Hopefully you have a
good paper trail from credit/debit card expenditure / product registrations / etc.

If you're missing paper trails for things that were legitimately expensive -- go through every
photo you can find that was taken in your house. Any parties you may have thrown, and guests
put pics up on Facebook. Maybe an Imgur photo of your cat, hiding under a coffee table you
*think* you purchased from Restoration Hardware. Like... seriously... come up with any
evidence you possibly can, for anything that could possibly be deemed expensive.

The fire-truck chasing loss adjusters are evil sons of bitches, but, they actually do provide some
value. You will definitely get more money, even if they take a cut. But all they're really doing, is
just nitpicking the ever-living-shit out of everything you possibly owned, and writing them all up
"creatively" for the insurance company to process.

Sometimes people would come back to us with "updated* claims. They tried it on their own, and
listed stuff like "toaster", "microwave", "tv" .. and weren't happy with what they got back. So they
hired a fire-truck chaser, and re-submitted with "more information." I have absolutely seen
claims go from under $7k calculated, to over $100k calculated. (It's amazing what can happen
when people suddenly "remember" their entire wardrobe came from Nordstrom.)

……………...

I, as a teen, loved the movie Hackers (1995). It's a shitty b-movie but it really changed my life. I
had always loved technology, as a scifi nerd and all - but this - as dumb as the "hacking
scenes" were, with all their visual effects and such - was more real than say.. Star Trek. I'm 40
years old today, have a Dev/SysOps job, i've automated the grand majority of my work over the
past 5 years and thus during COVID I not only work from home, but probably only put in about
15-20 hours a week for a fully time salary and get to educate and spend a lot of great time with
my kid. This movie just made computers and the internet "cool" and set it to this amazing 90s
EDM soundtrack - prodigy, underworld, orbital, massive attack, etc... for a long while it had a
massive impact on my musical tastes.

There's 2 FBI agents, in the movie, talking about the "hacker manifesto". One of them reads it
off:

> "This is our world now. The world of the electron and the switch; the beauty of the baud. We
exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and
try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My
crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto." Huh? Right? Manifesto? "You
may stop me, but you can't stop us all."

The other replies "that's cool". The other retorts back "Cool? Cool?!? It's commie bullshit!"

I look back at this... at the internet before social networking. Before every asshole had a
smartphone with a camera attached.

Before Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, LinkedIn. When he hide behind screen-names and the rule
was "never tell anyone who you really are".
Our "emojis" weren't emojis at all. They were emoticons types out with text characters :-), :-(.
;-) etc..

And it was better that way.

We were building a culture where - as Hackers noted - was seperate from meatspace - where
our race and gender and everything didn't have to exist. The merit of our arguments in debates
on message boards carried more weight than our identity, how beautiful we were or not.

Debates were about ideas

But once social media came with it's pictures and videos and full names - the online world just
became a nastier, worse version of the real world. now our identities matter more now than
they did before the internet. I would argue our identities matter more today than they did in the
middle of 60s civil rights fights.

I'd give anything to go back to the world of the emoticon over the emoji. Back to that "commie
bullshit".

………………

In the 90s it seemed, not that all problems were fixed, but we were on the right path as a
culture.

Our movies didn't highlight and drive the point home of how DIFFERENT black or gay people
were, but how we were all the same..

As cringey as the music was -worlds of rap and metal were colliding.

Rock guys playing guitars on rap albums, rappers featuring on metal albums.

Nu-metal and skater styles involved dreadlocks, sagging pants and no one gave a shit whether
you were white or black.

Our cultures were merging and it was glorious.

And then CRT and queer theory and this hyper obsession with white privilege all came along
and ruined it.

It's pushed us 30 years backwards in less than a decade.

………………
The European wakes up eager to start his virtuous European day and immediately a thought
pops into his head.

AMERICANS.

This of course is a daily occurrence without fail.

"I wonder what those stupid Americans are up to," he thinks as he instinctively opens up his
favorite American website Reddit from his iPhone.

He scrolls and scrolls seeking an opening to talk about America, anything to latch on to. He's
totally not obsessed with Americans. He becomes bored so he turns his TV on and opens up
Netflix. He puts on his favorite marvel movie for the billionth time and he goes back to scrolling.
He loves engaging in American culture as he bashes America. He's totally not obsessed. He
gets hungry and reaches for his iPhone to order breakfast from McDonalds using Uber Eats.

"Stupid Americans making me eat their shitty food," he thinks to himself, "European food is so
much better, it's not even close."

He has eaten KFC 3 out of the last 5 nights for dinner.

He waits downstairs for his food so he decides to put on some American rap music.

"Ugh stupid Americans," he says "their culture is such shit! Not like European culture, we have
history! and long- standing traditions. True culture comes from the wealthy!"

A Muslim family crosses his path and he pretends to not be afraid and gives them a friendly nod
and a wave.

"WAAA000O" he thinks as he smirks so self-satisfied "I bet if this was America they would have
shot them lol." "Us Europeans are much more openminded and civilized." He nods agreeing
with himself.

His food arrives and makes his way back upstairs as he slurps down the coke Americans have
forced him to drink. As he sits down to enjoy his shitty American food his phone receives an
alert. NEW ZEALAND NOW HAS ZERO CORONAVIRUS CASES!

"Oh my fucking god!" He yells! "I am so gonna rub this in their stupid American faces!"

He tweets, he posts on Instagram. He jumps on Reddit and comments with furor and
xenophobia. He never reallv congratulates New Zealand or their success but instead talks about
how Americans will all die from COVID and how they are all so stupid.
The European posts charts and graphs he has archived to link when he is questioned. He's
totally not obsessed with America. Don't even joke around like that. He's coming with joy.

"I really showed those stupid Americans today" he says to himself "They fucking deserve it,
goddamn imperialists," he says without a shred of irony.

Feeling extra good about his exploits he decides to go out and enjoy his blessed, virtuous,
pretentious Euroday. He laces up his Jordans nice and tight. He puts on his favorite Batman
shirt and Nike sweater. As he walks out he grabs a piece of cardboard sitting by the door. The
European is now on his way out to protest about something happening in the U.S. Standing in a
bus with 300 other people in it he has a thought.

"Why DO I care so much about things happening in America? Am I obsessed with American
life?" he thinks as he yells Black Lives Matter from his 90% White, European country.

……………...

RAGIE WAGIE

STOMPS HIS FEET

RAGIE WAGIE

CANT BE NEET

IF HE DOES

HE WONT EAT

IF NO SLAVING

SLEEP IN STREET

RAGIE WAGIE

STAMP HIS FEET

RAGIE WAGIE

SCARED OF NEET
WAGIE CRY AND WAGIE MOAN

WORK HIS FINGERS TO THE BONE

WORK AND WORK NO TIME FOR FUN

ONLY EXIT IS A GUN

………………

NEET NEET alone in seat

All day long you beat your meat

Got no girlfriend

Got no pride

Always broke and dead inside

Eat those tendies

Down those fries

On the streets when mummy dies

……………...

'Son, do you wanna know what your sister said when she lost her virginity?'

'No dad, this is inappropriate'

'Exactly!'
………………

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians
break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Brown Bess musket.
Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the
second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to
resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the
grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix
bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive
since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers
intended.

………………

Haber! You, McCarthy and Vogel are the worst writer in the history of MLP!

Jayson Thiessen and "Big" Jim Miller are the worst directors and they're dorks!

Twilicorn is racist and EQG is sexist!

Trixie, Discord, Starlight Glimmer and the gay changelings should be remain as villains, NOT
reformed!

Flurry Heart should be replaced with Skyla, NOT named after a dessert from the fast-food
restaurant!

And most of all! The eye-sored and pointed middle finger castle of friendship and the school of
friendship need to be destroyed and bring back the Golden Oak Library!

And Stephen Davis and Brian Golder are the worst businessmen! Brian Golder is acting like
Vince McMahon, the Chairman of the WWE and Stephen Davis is acting like Doc Hopper, who
selling French Fried Frog Legs from the Muppet Movie.

And Hasbro is NO CHANCE IN HELL!

……………...

They enable the roastie-industrial complex that oppresses our people. The simp question must
be resolved with ruthlessness and finality.

………………

A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class
on Karl Marx, known atheist "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship
Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even
greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of
duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the
United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid
Christian"

"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution,
as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He
stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord
and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the
American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times,
and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and
was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi

………………

Autistic girls are the best girls stfu.

Neurotypical women are all devoid of personality due to social media/consumerism hijacking
their attention-seeking instant-gratification aligned minds.

Autistic girls don't have this issue and are therefore superior.

Having kids is cucked retard why would you have kids in the way society is heading

Hedonism and sex with Neurodiverse girls is the way forward.

………………

I may be projecting here, but here's my problem with being an incel, and why it hurts so bad. It's
not the actual act of sex, but rather the implication of what a total lack of it means, especially if
an incel is actively trying. It's the rejection of love (in this form physically) from a society that
prides itself on free love. Regardless of whether normalfags want to admit it or not, virginity at
high age is a social red flag to them. It's an implication that something is fundamentally wrong
with the incel, and they may feel they are undeserving of any love from society, regardless of
how much they give back. The fact that people negatively judge virgins is the cherry on top as
well, because society derides and mocks people who already feel inadequate and unloved as is.
Add on to the fact that a large portion of socially inept people have come from unloving
upbringings as well, and it's no surprise when incels get upset when their told to just have sex
like a normal person, and get over it. If i'm off base, please correct me.

………………

That annoying shitty blue colour that fucks with your eyes on discord.
#1400ff

………………

Genie: what are your 3 wishes

Me: make every word 4 letters long

Geni: wish gran

Meee: make ever word star with “br”

Brni: brsh bran

Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth “uh”

Bruh: bruh bruh

Bruh: bruh bruh bruh

Bruh: bruh bruh

………………

Trans Dilation:
It's pretty simple and perfectly natural. A man who is perfectly mentally sound has a small
cosmetic procedure done where the surgeon carves up his penis and builds a synthetic vagina.
Sometimes colon tissue is used. This is called a 'shit vagina'. But the body, not yet
understanding it's now a woman, tries to heal and close this shit vagina. So the man has to
continually expand the hole where his penis used to be to keep it from closing up. It's just like
any other woman's vagina and it's very progressive.

………………
FIRST OF ALL: This is a throwaway account for obvious reasons. SECOND OF ALL: Sorry if
the formatting is weird I'm typing this on my phone. THIRD OF ALL: Even though I'm 17 I
marked this NSFW due to the weirdness of the situation and the mousepad itself. NOTHING
ILLEGAL HERE I JUST HAVE A CREEPY FAMILY
(Also this happened yesterday as I'm posting at 2 AM)

Backstory: I'm a weeb as lots of people are and my parents know fully well about this since we
are an open (albeit somewhat toxic family due to my dad) My mom once saw me watching
Re:Zero clips including Rem and asked me if I like her. I ended up having to explain what a
waifu and a harem was and she was happy I have interests again since I'm one of many
depressed teenagers.

Fastforward a few weeks later and my country was (and still is) hit hard by the corona virus. My
dad being in a rare good mood decided to buy me a new laptop along with a wireless gaming
mouse, a laptop bag, and the mousepad. We discussed as a family whether it was okay to have
such a revealing image as a mousepad, but my mom said it was okay since I'm 17 and she isn't
affected by porn or hentai. My dad and I looked on Amazon and he joked about those
mousepads with the thingy to put your wrist on being use to portray boobs and butts, but he
bought it anyway
((Imgur link here: [My poor mousepad](http://imgur.com/gallery/fdsF08N))

After a couple days the laptop came in the mail (I have an Acer Nitro 5 now) and 2 days later
came my bag and my mouse. A week later I got the mousepad.
Now, this is when the fuck up starts to happen

Pre fuck up: My mom was laughing her ass off when the mousepad came in not because she
thinks butts are funny, but because I remind her of my late grandfather who was into fart and
butt jokes and she still says I'm a mini version of him. Before I put the mousepad on my desk
she asked to see it for a sec, and, thinking nothing of it, I let her take it with her while I was
playing on my computer on Newgrounds. 5 minutes later she came in my room and beamed at
me and loudly said "(MY NAME), I SENT IT TO ISRAEL" (Israel is the name of my entire
immediate family's groupchat, most living in Israel obviously) She showed me her phone and to
my horror at least 5 people have already left her message on read, but I kept my inner panic
attack to myself since she thinks my family being freaky about sex and intimate things is normal.
I eventually forgot about this.

The fuck up: My 70 yo uncle comes over for weekly brunch in the middle of the week. Yesterday
was one of those days and it was supposed to be any other weekday. Wake up at noon. Go
downstairs. Say hi to my uncle. Eat a little and tune out old people talk between him and my
mom. Go upstairs. Except that the old people talk part was really messed up. My mom told my
uncle to look at the groupchat and all he said while his eyes widened and his grin spread ear to
ear was "Woooow" My mom says "(My name), go show your uncle the mousepad." My stomach
dropped, but I knew I was cornered cos my uncle was really into this. I brought it down and he
immediately grabbed it and said "Woooow" in a vocal fry excited voice. He then proceeded to
rub his finger between her buttcheeks and into the little pocket that's her clitoris. By this point
I've had enough and demanded him to give it back to me and as soon as he did I stormed
upstairs. After he left my mom told me she was gonna buy him and my dad a boob version
instead since they liked that more.

TLDR: I got my dad to buy me a hentai mousepad of my waifu Rem and then had my mom take
a pic of her and send it to the whole family and later having my uncle molesting her

…………………