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International Magazine - The Island of Lost Men
International Magazine - The Island of Lost Men
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t h e bewildering and terrible series of e v e n t s that occurred on t h e
p r i m i t i v e little island that lies off" the coast of Virginia, this great
land of o u r s m i g h t have been devastated a n d possibly completely
d e s t r o y e d by a power that still s o m e t i m e s h a u n t s me in my d r e a m s .
M y work started when the chief of our Bureau in W a s h i n g -
ton called m e to his office h u r r i e d l y on a M a v evening.
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desk was strewn with papers, a n d a telegram lav open before him.
" D o you k n o w Beaver I s l a n d ? " said he. " It lies off the coast
of Virginia, j u s t s o u t h of Richmond."
" I ' v e heard ot it," I answered.
H e s h o t a keen glance at me. " What have you heard,
Merrill?"
" W e l l , " I replied, " for o n e thing, Professor Bracken lives
there."
" O h , yes, B r a c k e n , " he said i m p a t i e n t l y . "Anyone else?"
I nodded. " I believe there's a y o u n g man w h o ' s fond <>t
fishing and shooting."
" G o o d , " said he. " I see y o u ' v e got the lav of the land.
That young man's name is Richards, r e m e m b e r t h a t , " he re-
peated, l o o k i n g me squarely in the eve. " J o h n Richards, a very
o r d i n a r y y o u n g man with an ordinary n a m e , do von u n d e r s t a n d ? "
" E x a c t l y , " 1 repeated, smiling.
" T h i s is S a t u r d a y , " the chief went on. " Merrill, on M o n d a y
a fisherman was f o u n d dead on that island ; on W e d n e s d a y night
a f a r m e r was discovered dead in his havfield, and this wire tells
m e that o n e ot J o h n Richards' servants met with t h e same fate
last night. Three men in a week, and there aren't m o r e than
twenty in the place."
" I t m u s t be frightfully u n h e a l t h y , " said 1.
" Very. B u t the strange part is that n o n e of these men were
ill, none were w o u n d e d in anv w a y — t h e y were f o u n d lying dead,
that was all."
" W h o r e p o r t e d this r "
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Professor Bracken's secretary. She m a k e s f r e q u e n t r e p o r t s
to the D e p a r t m e n t concerning y o u n ^ R i c h a r d s . "
" Three in a week ! " said I. " I hat island must he the
Devil's own stamping - ground ! W hen do vou want me
to go ? "
" At once. I want you to report at Professor Bracken's.
H e can put you up. Kind out what's h a p p e n i n g there, ami — "
here the chief swunu; a b o u t and looked ar me \'erv sharplv — " jec
that it doesn't happen to 'John Richards'. l i e is worth too much
to t h e world."
T h o s e were all mv orders, and I left the office m \ \ a s h i n £ t o n
k n o w i n g only that 1 m u s t manage to save a certain v o u n g man
f r o m an epidemic of m y s t e r i o u s death that was rava^in^ an appar-
ently peaceful little island.
T h e next day, as I travelled by jail to the Atlantic coast, and
was ferried across from t h e r e to Beaver i s l a n d , I tried to unravel
s o m e t h i n g of t h e m y s t e r y . But, t h o u g h I l o o k e d ar it f r o m every
possible point of view, my efforts were fruitless. N o r did Beaver
Island itself seem likely to tell me much. It was similar to
h u n d r e d s of others that dot the waters off" our western coast.
Kour or five miles lonu;, bv perhaps halt that in width, it sheltered
a little colony of fishermen, with a few farmers who worked hard
to m a k e a living from its shallow ami stony soil. I knew the
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"MY G L A N C E S T O P P E D A T THK WINDOW. * * *
* I SAW S O M E T H I N G DIMLY
R E V E A L E D IN T H E MOONLIGHT." ( Page 9)
p e o p l e of such a c o m m u n i t y f r o m old experience. T h e y would
be stolid, difficult to get at, and entirely a b s o r b e d in their own
work. T h e y would probably be of little assistance to me in m v
search. W h a t w o u l d also increase t h e difficulties would be t h e
r u g g e d and desolate character of the island, with its w o o d s and
beaches, caves and lonely meadows, offering excellent hiding-
places for desperate malefactors.
A servant of Professor Bracken met me at the b o a t - l a n d i n g ,
and t o o k m y bag. I questioned him closely as to what had hap-
p e n e d on the island since the previous night. It seemed there
was no news of any sort that he could r e m e m b e r . Then I asked
him about t h e three men who had been f o u n d mysteriously slain.
H e said that he had k n o w n t h e m well, that they were old i n h a b -
itants, and that, to the best of his knowledge, none of the three
had ever been farther away from home than to R i c h m o n d . I
wanted to k n o w if there was any ill-feeling in the little com-
m u n i t y , or any trouble between the m e m b e r s ot the different
families. " N o , sir," he answered, " w e be all peaceable folk here
on t h e island, an' the m o r e 1 t h i n k s of it, the more I t h i n k s that
t h e m three was the most peaceable of us all. Seems like n o b o d y
could ha' bore 'em any g r u d g e at all. It looks to me powerful
like there was speerits to work hereabout. I d o n ' t go o u t at
night no m o r e 'cept in fear an* t r e m b l i n ' , with a rabbit's toot
t u c k e d into m y left b o o t . " So I had to give u p that source of
information.
I f o u n d Professor Bracken's house a two-storv b u i l d i n g , set
back from the water. Bracken himself answered my knock
and shook mv hand warmly. He might have been about
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sixty, and had a g o o d - n a t u r e d face a n d cheery voice, a n d the
bent shoulders of a scholar. " I got your wire," said he,
" a n d y o u r r o o m ' s ready for you. I t ' s high time an e x p e r t was
sent down to look into this matter, for, u p o n m y w o r d , it passes
all b e l i e f ! "
It was already d a r k , and a few m i n u t e s later a bell advised me
t h a t s u p p e r was ready. I came downstairs, and the Professor
i n t r o d u c e d me to Miss L y l e , his secretary, a y o u n g and very
pretty woman. She greeted me w a r m l y . " Oh, Mr. Merrill,
she exclaimed, " if you can only clear u p this terrible tragedy !
There's something uncanny hanging over our heads! Were
all afraid to go o u t of doors for fear we'll never come home
again." I could see in her eyes that she was very much
f r i g h t e n e d , and t h a t only great s t r e n g t h of will k e p t her fears
in check.
" W h a t ' s b e c o m e of o u r foreign f r i e n d ? " P r o f e s s o r Bracken
asked. H e t u r n e d to me, his eyes smiling b e h i n d his great crold-
r i m m e d spectacles. " It never rains b u t it p o u r s , " he c o n t i n u e d .
" Usually Miss L y l e and I are here all alone, b u t this very
m o r n i n g a foreigner arrived, b r i n g i n g letters of i n t r o d u c t i o n to
me f r o m certain f a m o u s scholars of E u r o p e , and stating he was
anxious to learn s o m e t h i n g of m y new e x p e r i m e n t s . H e was a
g e n t l e m a n , so I offered him a r o o m for a few d a y s . "
" A foreigner ? " said I. " F r o m what c o u n t r y ? "
" H e ' s been living in G e r m a n y , and his name is H e r r W i l h e l m
Bey ; b u t he was b o r n in T u r k e y . "
I started. " I n T u r k e y ! " I replied. " B u t he only arrived
here today ? "
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" Yes, that is true. A h , here he is n o w . "
The door had o p e n e d , and I found myself l o o k i n g at a
heavily-built m a n , almost bald, with verv black eves, and the
swarthv skin one finds in Eastern Europe. He bowed sol-
e m n l y as we were i n t r o d u c e d , and then the four ot us went in
to s u p p e r .
H e r r Bev and the Professor discussed science the greater p a r t
of the meal. T h e v both seemed absorbed in certain geological
studies Bracken was m a k i n g , and t h o u g h I tried several times to
t u r n the talk to the mvsterious deaths, thev k e p t coming back to
the other topic. A f t e r s u p p e r the man f r o m E u r o p e went u p to
his room to finish s o m e letters, Professor Bracken r e t u r n e d to his
laboratory, which was in a wing of t h e house, and Miss Kvle and
I were left alone.
" Tell me e v e r y t h i n g you k n o w a b o u t t h e death of these t h r e e
m e n , " I said, " and d o n ' t neglect to m e n t i o n any trivial little inci-
d e n t connected with the matter. I t ' s those little things that seem
so u n i m p o r t a n t that give us our real clues."
" T h a t ' s j u s t the t r o u b l e , " she answered. " T h e r e aren't any
little t h i n g s . " T h e n she told me the whole story, and there was
n o t h i n g in it that I d i d n ' t already k n o w .
" W h a t does M r . J o h n Richards t h i n k ? " I asked a b r u p t l y .
I caught a s u d d e n gleam in her eyes. She paled, and then
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flushed. Y o u know him ? " she asked q u i c k l y .
I n o d d e d , w o n d e r i n g how much she knew a b o u t him.
T o mv surprise she rose from her chair and came toward me.
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O h , M r . M e r r i l l , he m u s t be s a v e d ! " she cried. I'm more
afraid for him than for a n y o n e else."
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" So am I , " I answered g r i m l y . " A r e you brave e n o u g h to
t a k e m e to his h o u s e at once ? "
" If you'll g o , " she answered eagerly. " It's a good mile
f r o m here, b u t there's a m o o n . "
I s t e p p e d to the laboratory d o o r , and told the P r o f e s s o r that
M i s s L y l e and I were going to see M r . Richards. Bracken was
busv weighing some metals in a balance, and only n o d d e d his
head absent-mindedly.
T h e girl and I went o u t , and followed the road a l o n g the
shore. C l o u d s were g a t h e r i n g in t h e s k y , but t h e r e was e n o u g h
light for us to see o u r way. it was fully a mile to the h o u s e we
s o u g h t , but we reached it safely. A servant o p e n e d the d o o r at
o u r s u m m o n s and showed us into t h e s i t t i n g - r o o m . A young
man was there, and at s o u n d of o u r steps he j u m p e d u p . " 1 ou
here, A n n e ! " he exclaimed, and I was sure that I could read
m o r e t h a n friendly interest in his eyes.
I had never seen this man before, t h o u g h I had often heard
whispers a b o u t h i m . So I t o o k a g o o d look at him now. He
was tall and slender, very h a n d s o m e , and a n y o n e used to s t u d y i n g
men could have readily seen that he was not of Anglo-Saxon
birth. M i s s L y l e explained my business with h i m , and he at
once became very m u c h interested. " Yes, it's t r u e , " said he.
" O n e of m y servants, F r e d e r i c k , as fine a fellow as ever lived,
was f o u n d dead in t h e road night before last, and there was not a
single m a r k of violence a b o u t h i m . T h e doctor f r o m the main-
land examined him, and said it was the m o s t extraordinary case he
had ever seen. H e was in the best of health, and yet he appar-
ently s u d d e n l y s t o p p e d breathing and fell in the r o a d . A n d it
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was the same with t h e o t h e r two men last week. I t seems be-
y o n d belief. Y e t I ' m convinced t h e m e n were m u r d e r e d , taken
off in some devil's fashion, not for m o n e y , because thev weren't
r o b b e d , nor for hate, because t h e r e was no one with a g r u d g e
against t h e m , b u t j u s t for the sheer love of killing. A n d if that
h a p p e n e d to t h e m , w h o ' s safe at all ? "
" I ' v e k n o w n m a n y strange cases, b u t n o n e like t h i s , " said I.
" B u t you'll always find there's a reason back ot these e v e n t s , if
only you'll g o d e e p e n o u g h . "
Richards was l o o k i n g at Miss Lvle. "You shouldn't have
come out, A n n e , " he said. " T h e r e ' s d a n g e r l u r k i n g tor every-
one in this night air."
" I had t o , " she answered s i m p l y . I l o o k e d away, and as I
did so my glance s t o p p e d at the window. T h e curtain was only
halt drawn, and I saw s o m e t h i n g outside, s o m e t h i n g only dimly
revealed in t h e m o o n l i g h t , b u t which I was certain was the figure
ot a man, s t a n d i n g stock-still and gazing in at us. I did not
recognize him as a n y o n e I had yet seen. I moved ever so
slightly, and the figure disappeared.
" M r . R i c h a r d s , " I began, but had g o t no farther when there
was a cry o u t s i d e , the o u t e r door was flung o p e n , and t h e servant
who had let us into the house rushed in. " They've got
Tom Lee this time ! " he cried. " Right before his own
house! He's killed, j u s t like t h e others, w i t h o u t a trace ot
the criminal ! "
I was on m y feet, revolver in h a n d . " Y o u stay here ! " I
c o m m a n d e d R i c h a r d s and M i s s L y l e . " N o w , " I added, turning
to t h e s e r v a n t , " take me to T o m L e e ' s as tast as you can ! "
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" O h , be careful ! " begged the girl. " Y o u d o n ' t k n o w what
m a v h a p p e n if you go out there ! " A t the first note of alarm
s h e had r u n across the r o o m to t h e y o u n g m a n , and now stood
p r o t e c t e d by his a r m .
But I was in no m o o d tor caution. The criminal could not be
far away f r o m me now. " ^)uick ! " I cried to t h e servant, and
catching him by t h e sleeve fairly pulled him t h r o u g h the d o o r w a y .
O n c e outside t h e man ran across a bit of o p e n lawn, vaulted a
fence, a n d so b r o u g h t m e into a road. W e headed down this.
It was b o r d e r e d on o n e side by a row of trees, a p p a r e n t l y part of
an o r c h a r d , and on the o t h e r by a low s t o n e wall. W e had not
c o v e r e d m o r e t h a n twenty yards or so when I thought 1 saw
s o m e t h i n g m o v i n g a m o n g t h e trees on t h e right. I did not call
t o t h e s e r v a n t , tor tear of a t t r a c t i n g a t t e n t i o n , but slackened my
pace. N o w I was sure t h e r e was s o m e o n e j u s t t h e o t h e r side ot
t h e trees. W i t h o u t hesitating I t u r n e d f r o m t h e road and ran to
t h e right. I passed u n d e r a b o u g h , and at the same instant felt a
s t i n g i n g blow on m y left a r m . I s t o p p e d , partly s t u n n e d by the
s h a r p pain, t h e n , with a cry, I s p r a n g forward. A man was
s t a n d i n g before m e , stick in h a n d . H e aimed a n o t h e r blow at
me, b u t I missed it by d u c k i n g to one side. I whipped my
revolver from my pocket. Before I could fire m y e n e m y ' s stick
had sent the pistol whirling f r o m m y h a n d . Then I plunged
forward, m y arms stretched o u t before me. I caught the man
a b o u t t h e knees, a n d , t h o u g h he was very heavy, I b r o u g h t him
t o the g r o u n d . O v e r and o v e r we rolled, each t r y i n g to pin the
other underneath. At last I saw m y chance. I loosened my
grip, t h e n s u d d e n l y clutched at his throat with b o t h hands, and
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managed to get m y k n e e s u p on him at t h e same instant. I
torced his head back on the g r o u n d . By now Richards' s e r v a n t
had missed m e , and had come r u n n i n g back. I called to h i m ,
and he dashed up. "Who is i t ? " he cried.
" 1 d o n ' t k n o w , " \ answered. " H a v e vou a n y t h i n g to hind
him with ? "
F o r answer t h e man slipped off his canvas belt. " Here,"
said he, " e a s e u p a bit, and I'll make his arms fast." Mv
o p p o n e n t , w h o was a heavy man, was bv now gasping for b r e a t h ,
and capable ot m a k i n g no f u r t h e r resistance. I loosened mv g r i p
at his throat, and pulled him u p to a sitting position. Then the
s e r v a n t was able to run t h e belt a b o u t his elbows and fasten his
a r m s together.
I got to mv feet. " N o w , " said 1, " w h o are vou, and w h a t
did vou mean by trying to brain me with that stick r "
T h e man said n o t h i n g . I t o o k a good look at him. His
hat had fallen off in o u r tight and exposed a shock ot black
hair.
" I ' v e a notion I've seen vou before this e v e n i n g , " 1 said.
" I t h i n k v o u ' r e t h e fellow 1 caught looking in at M r . Richards*
window."
Still he answered nothing. I looked a b o u t the g r o u n d , f o u n d
mv revolver, and p u t it back in mv pocket. I r u b b e d mv left
arm briskly to drive the n u m b n e s s out of it. Then I stood in
f r o n t of our s o r r y - l o o k i n g prisoner. " C o m e , speak up, m a n , " I
admonished him. " What were vou d o i n g skulking through
the trees here, and whv did vou go for me with vour
stick ? "
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ACK FROM OUTSIDE THAT WOULD HAVE LEFT A MARK." ( P A G E LH)
He m i g h t h a v e been d u m b . He tried to stretch o u t his
arms, b u t the belt held t h e m fast. T h e n he sat still, staring at
the g r o u n d .
" D i d vou ever see him before ? " I asked, t u r n i n g to R i c h -
ards' m a n .
" N e v e r , sir. Shall I twist his arms a bit to make him
answer ? "
" N o , he'll h a v e time e n o u g h to talk after a while." 1 bent
down and felt of t h e strap that held the man's a r m s . " That's
good and tight, b u t we'll j u s t get him u p with his back to that
tree and m a k e t h e belt fast a b o u t that. N o w , y o u ' d better come
quietlv, m y m a n , and m a k e n o t r o u b l e . "
H e m a d e no resistance while the two ot us lifted him to his
feet, w a l k e d him o v e r to the nearest tree, and stood him with his
back to it. I loosened t h e s t r a p that held his a r m s and m a n a g e d
to pass it a r o u n d t h e t r u n k of t h e tree and pin his arms at the
elbows. When this was d o n e I turned to Richards' man.
"He'll be here n o w when we want h i m , " said I. "I'm not
g o i n g t o r u n i n t o anv such pitfall again, so I'll j u s t step back
to M r . R i c h a r d s ' house and get a lantern. I want you to go
on and tell t h e m not to m o v e T o m L e e ' s b o d y until I can get
there."
" All right, sir," he answered, and disappeared down the road.
It o n l y t o o k m e a m i n u t e or two to run back to Richards'
house. I o p e n e d the f r o n t d o o r , s t e p p e d in, and picked u p a
lantern that was near at h a n d . I pulled a box of matches from
mv p o c k e t and lighted it. "What is i t ? " cried Richards, who
had heard me.
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L o o k i n g u p I could see into the s i t t i n g - r o o m . Richards was
still busy p r o t e c t i n g M i s s Lyle with his s t r o n g right a r m , and I
discreetly l o o k e d away. " N o t h i n g , " I answered, and hurried o u t
at t h e d o o r .
W i t h t h e lighted lantern I went back across the J awn and into
the road. I was on my guard now, revolver in hand, a n d very
careful to k e e p far e n o u g h from trees or b u s h e s to run no risk of
a n o t h e r blow in t h e d a r k . I went down the road until 1 came to
the place where I had spied the strange man. T h e r e 1 t u r n e d off.
and made for the tree where I had left h i m . " W e l l , mv fine
fellow," said I, " have you got y o u r voice back by now?"
T h e r e was no answer. I s w u n g the lantern in front of me,
t h i n k i n g I m i g h t have made a mistake in the tree, Then I went
f r o m tree to tree, until 1 had examined a d o z e n or so. T o my
a m a z e m e n t t h e r e was no man there, our prisoner had absolutely
vanished, w i t h o u t even leaving the canvas belt behind him.
I looked for him high and low before I gave u p the search.
T h e n I s t o p p e d to consider. Kither he was a most r e m a r k a b l e
contortionist, or he had a confederate to help him. And f was
by now convinced that he had had some hand in these mysterious
crimes that were devastating Beaver Island.
When I was sure t h a t there was no use in l o o k i n g tor him
farther, I went back to the road. F o l l o w i n g it I soon came to
a house, with open g r o u n d before it. T h e shifting moonlight
showed m e t h a t t h e figure of a man lay t h e r e , with a n u m b e r of
men and w o m e n g a t h e r e d a b o u t it. I went over to t h e m , a n d ,
telling them who I was, knelt down and m a d e a rapid e x a m i n a -
tion by the light of mv lantern. M v w o r k as a detective had
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m a d e m e familiar with such situations, a n d so I h u r r i e d l y applied
t h e tests t h a t are u s e d in such cases.
There was no d o u b t b u t t h a t t h e m a n was d e a d , and also no
d o u b t , so far as I could see, b u t that he had fallen where he s t o o d ,
w i t h o u t a n y blow or attack f r o m outside that w o u l d have left a
mark. 1 n all my experience I had never met with any case like
this before. It seemed as if there m u s t be s o m e deadly poison
hiding in the night air of this place.
" Well, Mr. M e r r i l l , " said a d e e p voice at my shoulder,
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what d o you m a k e of it ? "
I stood up. I k n e w f r o m t h e voice that t h e speaker was
H e r r W i l h e l m Bey. " I saw this man s t a n d i n g on his p o r c h n o t
five m i n u t e s a g o , " said he. " I was o u t for a little walk, and
h a p p e n e d to pass b y . "
" And you heard nothing, saw nothing after that ? " I
asked.
" Nothing. I had g o n e on d o w n to t h e beach when I heard
s o m e p e o p l e calling and h u r r i e d b a c k . "
I was t h i n k i n g fast. 11 seemed strange that a m a n who k n e w
t h e d a n g e r s of b e i n g abroad in this island at night s h o u l d have
g o n e for a walk on the beach by himself. But this was no time
to u n r a v e l these mysteries. " Y o u had better take the b o d v of
M r . L e e i n d o o r s , " I directed. " N o w , H e r r Bey, I ' m g o i n g to
ask you to step o v e r to M r . R i c h a r d s ' house with m e . " " Very
g o o d , M r . M e r r i l l , " said he. I t o u c h e d Richards' servant on t h e
s h o u l d e r , and whispered to him to say n o t h i n g of the man we
had left b o u n d to t h e tree. 'Then we went back to his master's
house.
i6
I entered t h a t y o u n g man s sitting-room first. " I he mystery
d e e p e n s , " said I. " I ' v e b r o u g h t in a g e n t l e m a n who was passing
by. H e r r Bey, M r . R i c h a r d s . "
T h e y o u n g m a n l o o k e d up. To my surprise I saw him
s h r i n k away f r o m t h e visitor, and 1 t h o u g h t he blanched u n d e r
the tan of his cheeks. " H e knows h i m ! " I t h o u g h t . " T h e Pro-
fessor was right when he said this man was a T u r k , and it's dollars
to d o u g h n u t s he k n o w s as much a b o u t J o h n Richards as I d o . "
H e r r Bev had made a low bow, and was now s t a n d i n g still, a
smile on his broad face. " I n d e e d , it is most extraordinary, M r .
R i c h a r d s , " said he. " I see this man quite alive and well o n e
m i n u t e , and t h e next he is dead, and with never a scratch to show
why. Y o u r little island is a most tragic place."
" So it s e e m s , " said Richards drily. I saw he wished to be
rid of the visitor, and so I suggested that it was high time we
were r e t u r n i n g h o m e . " I shall come to see you in the m o r n i n g , "
the y o u n g man said in a troubled voice, and apparently equally t o
me a n d to M i s s L v l e . But it was H e r r Bey who answered him.
" W e shall all be glad to see you, M r . Richards, at any t i m e , "
said he.
A s we came o u t into the night a strange s o u n d caught my ear.
I l o o k e d u p at t h e s k y , a r o u n d at the lawn and trees, down at t h e
beach. I had certainly heard a t h r u m m i n g , b u z z i n g noise, yet
th ere was n o t h i n g to be seen. " I suggest we walk fast," said I,
" t h o u g h as t h e devil of this island seems to h u n t his victims
when t h e y ' r e alone, I s u p p o s e we three are sate e n o u g h . "
I know t h a t M i s s L y l e and I were glad to reach h o m e . All
three of us went into the Professor's laboratory, where we t o u n d
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him w o r k i n g over his balances and vials. I told him what had
happened. H e seemed very m u c h preoccupied, r e m a r k a b l y so, I
thought. " D e a r me, dear m e , " he said a b s e n t - m i n d e d l y , " it's
lucky y o u ' r e here, Air. Merrill. I hope you find out the trouble
as soon as you can." A n d he t u r n e d back to his table.
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QRRE3P0N DENIS
N . V . B . , t >maha, N e b . , w r i t e s : A r e p e r m a n e n t t u r n e d - u p t r o u s e r s
in g o o d f o r m ?
Answer. T h i s is a mooted question, and a great many different opinions have
been expressed. I do not hesitate to say, h o w e v e r , for informal wear thev are abso-
lutely correct, giving a rather smart appearance to the foot. O f course, thev are not
to be w o r n for formal day dress nor formal and informal evening w e a r .
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COLD W A T E R SHRINKING
A Feature of all International Tailoring
V E R Y Y A R D of w o o l e n s u s e d in I n t e r n a -
tional Tailoring is fully s h r u n k by o u r
L o n d o n P r o c e s s of Cold W a t e r S h r i n k i n g .
T h i s p r o c e s s — a distinctive feature of
this tailoring — is t h e most m o d e r n and t h e
only p e r f e c t m e t h o d of s h r i n k i n g e v e r d e v i s e d .
It a b s o l u t e l y p r e v e n t s a n y s h r i n k i n g of t h e cloth after
it h a s b e e n m a d e u p into g a r m e n t s .
It s h r i n k s t h e g o o d s perfectly —every i n c h is the s a m e .
T h e r e is n o c h a n c e for c a r e l e s s n e s s as in h a n d s p o n g i n g ,
and it is far s u p e r i o r to s t e a m i n g .
Here
V i every garment*
is ~ ~ t o be RIGHT
If it 1*5 not
our RIGHT
You Have no
Guarantee ^ RIGHT
V, to take it-—
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His Chance
" W h a t do men know of w o m e n ' s
work ? " fiercelv queried the lady orator.
" Is there a man h e r e , " she continued, T h e " Prodigal S o n " was the subject
folding her arms, " that has day after day of the Sundav-school lesson, and the
got up in the morning, gone quietly d o w n - teacher was dwelling on the character or
stairs, made the fire, cooked his own the elder brother.
breakfast, sewed the missing buttons on " B u t amidst all the rejoicing," said the
the children's clothes, cleaned the pots teacher, " there was one to w h o m the
and kettles and swept the kitchen? If preparation of the feast brought no joy, to
there is such a man in this audience, let w h o m the prodigal's return gave no hap-
him rise u p ; 1 should like to see h i m . " piness, onlv bitterness ; one w h o did not
In the rear of the hall a mild-looking approve of the feast and had no wish to
man in spectacles, in obedience to the attend it. N o w , who can tell me w h o
summons, timidly rose. H e was the this was ? "
husband of the eloquent speaker. It was Silence for several moments ; then a
the first time he ever had a chance to hand raised and a small, sympathetic voice:
assert himself. " Please, m a ' a m , it was the fatted c a l f . "
A N e w York m a n paid his first visit A Generous Thought
to t h e S o u t h , and found himself one
night at the h o m e of a hospitable K e n -
tuckian out some ten miles f r o m L e x -
ington, H e slept t h e sleep of t h e just
a n d w a s a w a k e n e d early the n e x t m o r n -
ing bv an old colored m a n w h o asked
him if h e w o u l d like to have breakfast in
his r o o m . A b a r b e r w a s about to be electrocuted
" O h , I d o n ' t k n o w , " said the N e w at Sing Sing for m u r d e r . O n the night
Y o r k e r , " w h a t have w e for breakfast this before his death he w a s asked if he had
morning ? " any d y i n g wish.
" A i n ' t but one kind of K a i n t u c k v " Y e s , " he said, " there is o n e thing I
b r e a k f a s t , " the old n e g r o replied, w i t h a w o u l d like to d o . "
" W h a t is i t ? " inquired the kind-
grin-
hearted w a r d e n .
" A n d w h a t might that be ? " asked
" I w o u l d like to shave the district
the man.
a t t o r n e y ! " — Saturday Evening Post.
" J u g o f liquor, er nice steak a n ' er
d o g , " c a m e the a n s w e r . 3K
" F o r h e a v e n ' s sake, w h a t is the dog " W h a t brought you here, m v m a n ? "
for?" asked t h e jail visitor o f a prisoner.
" H e ' s to eat the s t e a k , " w a s the " I married a n e w w o m a n , s i r , " w a s
ready r e p l y . ^ the reply.
M
" A h a ! A n d she was so d o m i n e e r i n g
T i m e for a C h a n g e and extravagant that it drove you to des-
perate courses, eh ? "
" N o , " a n s w e r e d the prisoner ; " the
old w o m a n turned u p ! "
St.
Explained
" W h a t ' r e ye com i n ' h o m e with v o u r
Willie: " M a , I d o n ' t think I can
stand y o u r h u s b a n d a n y l o n g e r . " milk pail e m p t y f o r ? " d e m a n d e d the
j*. farmer. " D i d n ' t the old c o w give a n y -
thing ? "
M r . P. c a m e h o m e very late the other " Y e s , " replied t h e c h o r e b o v ; " nine
night f r o m a political gathering. In the quarts and one k i c k . "
hail he kicked u p r a t h e r a r o w , g r o w l i n g
and s w e a r i n g to himself till his wife called
to him f r o m upstairs : T h e H a s and the A r e
' ' W h a t ' s t h e m a t t e r , m y dear ? " I ' d rather be a C o u l d Be,
"Matter h i e — i s , " M r . P. s h o u t e d , I f I could not be an Are ;
" that t h e r e ' s t w o hat-racks here, and I For a C o u l d Be is a M a y Be,
d u n n o w h i c h one to hang my hat o n . " W i t h a c h a n c e of touching par.
" But y o u ' v e got t w o hats, h a v e n ' t I ' d rather be a H a s Been
y o u ? " said M r s . P . soothingly. " H a n g T h a n a M i g h t H a v e Been, b v far ;
o n e on each rack and c o m e up to bed. For a M i g h t H a v e Been has never b e e n .
You're tired." But a H a s was once an A r e . - Blue Bull.
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