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[To all of the watchmen] You also will be quiet in the streets. For a watchman to
babble on and talk is tolerable and not to be endured.
WATCHMAN
35We will rather sleep than talk. We know what belongs toa watch.
WATCHMAN
We'll sleep instead of talk. We know what the duties of a watchman are.
DOGBERRY
Why, you speak like an ancient and most quietwatchman, for I cannot see how
sleeping should offend.Only have a care that your bills be not stolen. Well, you40are
to call at all the alehouses and bid those that aredrunk get them to bed.
DOGBERRY
Why, you speak like an old and quiet watchman, for I don't see how sleeping could
offend anyone. Just be careful that your weapons don't get stolen. Also, you are to
visit all the bars and tell those who are drunk to go to bed.
WATCHMAN
How if they will not?
WATCHMAN
What if they won't?
DOGBERRY
Why, then, let them alone till they are sober. If theymake you not then the better
answer, you may say they45are not the men you took them for.
DOGBERRY
Why, then, leave them alone until they're sober. If they don't agree to go home even
then, you can say that they aren't the men you thought they were.
WATCHMAN
Well, sir.
WATCHMAN
Very well, sir.
DOGBERRY
If you meet a thief, you may suspect him, by virtue ofyour office, to be no true man,
and for such kind ofmen, the less you meddle or make with them, why the more50is
for your honesty.
DOGBERRY
If you meet a thief, you can suspect him—as a watchman—of being dishonest. And
the less you have to do with that kind of man, the more honest you will remain.
WATCHMAN
If we know him to be a thief, shall we not lay handson him?
WATCHMAN
If we know he's a thief, then shouldn't we arrest him?
DOGBERRY
Truly, by your office you may, but I think they thattouch pitch will be defiled. The
most peaceable way for55you, if you do take a thief, is to let him show himselfwhat
he is and steal out of your company.
DOGBERRY
Truly, your position allows you to, but personally I think that those who touch tar will
become unclean themselves. If you do find a thief, the most peaceable thing to do is
to let him prove himself a thief by stealing away from your presence.
VERGES
You have been always called a merciful man, partner.
VERGES
You've always been known as a merciful man, partner.
DOGBERRY
Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more aman who hath any honesty in
him.
DOGBERRY
Truly, I wouldn't even a hang a dog, much more a man with any honesty in him.
VERGES
60[to the Watch] If you hear a child cry in the night,you must call to the nurse and bid
her still it.
VERGES
[To the WATCHMEN] If you hear a child crying in the night, you must call to the
nurse and tell her to quiet it.
WATCHMAN
How if the nurse be asleep and will not hear us?
WATCHMAN
What if the nurse is asleep and won't listen to us?
DOGBERRY
Why then, depart in peace and let the child wake herwith crying, for the ewe that will
not hear her lamb65when it baas will never answer a calf when he bleats.
DOGBERRY
Why then, leave quietly and let the child wake up the nurse with its crying. The ewe
that won't listen to her lamb when it bleats will never listen to a calf.
VERGES
'Tis very true.
VERGES
It's very true.
DOGBERRY
This is the end of the charge. You, constable, are topresent the Prince’s own person.
If you meet the Princein the night, you may stay him.
DOGBERRY
This is the end of your instructions. You, constable, are representing the Prince
himself. If you meet the Prince in the night, you can detain him.
VERGES
70Nay, by 'r Lady, that I think he cannot.
VERGES
No, by the Virgin Mary, I don't think he can.
DOGBERRY
Five shillings to one on ’t, with any man that knowsthe statutes, he may stay him —
marry, not without thePrince be willing, for indeed the watch ought to offendno man,
and it is an offense to stay a man against his75will.
DOGBERRY
I'd bet five to one that he can—ask any man who knows the acts of
Parliament. Although, you can't stop the Prince unless the Prince is willing to stop,
for the watch shouldn't offend anyone—and it's an offense to detain a man against
his will.
VERGES
By 'r lady, I think it be so.
VERGES
By the Virgin Mary, I think that's true.
DOGBERRY
Ha, ha, ha! Well, masters, good night. An there be anymatter of weight chances, call
up me. Keep yourfellows' counsels and your own; and good night.—
Come,80neighbor.
DOGBERRY
Ha, ha, ha! Well, sirs, goodnight. If anything important comes up, call on me. Keep
each other's advice, and your own. Good night.