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A Zombie Story

Humanoblatta.
Table Of Contents

Part 1: The Beginning


Hidden Part
Part 2: The Betrayed
Kingdom
Part 3: The Humanoblatta
Part 4: The Truth
Part 5: The War
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Part 1: The Beginning


Jakarta, 7 September 2022
A: I fell sick.
B: Hahaha, Lmao.
A: And, I will infect you!

😲😲😲😲
B: Oh no, zombie apocalypse in
Indonesia
A: Wait, why this mutation is so
bad?
B: Maybe because yesterday, you
ate cockroach’s cum.
A: *become into a zombie*
B: Oh shot! Holy cow! He become
a zombie!
A: *speak in zombie language,
translate: Yummy! Human*
B: Oh no! What should i do??
B: *cumming*
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A: *transform into a monster


with 3 heads*
B: Seems like its working! Now i
will use my cat gun
A: *kills b’s cat*
B: Noooooooooo! *died*

Hidden Part:
Humanoblatta Dasawarsa
Jakarta, 8 September 2022

The monster are destroying


Jakarta.
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The D.S.I (Defence Service


Indonesia) trying to kill the
monster
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The monster are dead, but…..

The smoke is contaminated


with virus and quickly spread
and infect Jakarta people, Its
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also spread to Tangerang and


other town near Jakarta.

West Indonesia was full


contaminated and all
government move to east
Indonesia and Mid Indonesia
was locked down

4 years later,
Mid Indonesia stopped the
lockdown but created a super
strong wall between the west
and mid Indonesia

Many people from many


country illegally came to west
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Indonesia and took the sample


of the virus, but not just that,
they also sold it to the black
market.

Red: Contaminated
Orange: Locked Down
Green: Safe

India, 16 April 2026


Bahturi Kruschka: This is a cheap
food colouring!
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Xavier: For how much Rupee?


Bahturi Kruschka: 1 Rupee
Xavier: Oh yeahh!!!!!!

India, 19 April 2026


Full of shit because people shit
everywhere because of the new
mutation of the virus.

India, 28 April 2026


Destroyed and full
contaminated and the
infection spread to Pakistan
and other country

America, 1 December 2029


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Bahturi Kruschka: Launch the


missile Prototype Celtron (the
prototype of the new mutation)!!

America, 2 December 2029


Contaminated but some people
still alive.
America, 3 December 2029
Destroyed! But the zombie
make a nest in the America.

America, January 2030


All American dead.
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Part 2: Betrayed Kingdom


National England Mastery
(NEM), 10 years later.
Dr. Rayhanasanta: We need to find
the cure for Humanoblatta Virus!
Dr. Balls: Dr, are you sure the
name of the virus is
Humanoblatta?
Dr. Ligma: The first mutation was
Humanoblatta virus but because
the initial “A” ate cockroaches
cum and then initial “B” ejaculated
cum to initial “A”, so the name of
the virus is Humanoblatta
Dr. Balls: Oh! I got it! The virus
has been mutated from the last 10
years after the first infection in
Jakarta. but now it’s sinking, how
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the f- the infection get here in


London??
Agent. Z: This is because…, here
take this CD

Dr. Balls: Holy cow! Thats. Thats.


Thats…
Dr. Balls: *faint*
High Priest XVI: Take Dr. Balls
Gustavo to the lab!
Dr. Rayhanasanta, Dr. Ligma,
Agent Z: Yes! My almighty lord!

24 Hours Later.
Dr. Balls: *get infected*
High Priest XVI: Dr. Ligma how is
the injection?
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Dr. Ligma: Injection clear, Dr.


Balls get infected
Agent Z: Oh my almighty lord,
what will you do with Dr. Balls?
High Priest XVI: We rest him, if
he strong enough to not mutate, we
will take his blood, but if he can’t.
Just send him to the Saint
Lacrimosa Corp. in America
Dr. Rayhanasanta: Hey! Look. Dr.
Balls is wake up!
Dr. Balls: *mutated*
Dr. Balls:
Head 1: Where am i
Head 2: Were am i
Other head: Silent
Dr. Rayhanasanta: What??
Dr. Ligma: He’s still same?
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High Priest XVI: Miracle…


Cellphone: *bip bip bip*
High Priest XVI: Hello?
Anonymous: Give the order…
High Priest XVI: *panic* *start
writing*
High Priest XVI: Send this to the
Vatican Cathedral
Agent Z: Ok my almighty lord!
High Priest XVI: Send Dr. Balls to
the “judgement”
Dr. Balls: *kills High Priest XVI*

Random Guy: Where am i?


Random Guy: *get infected*
Dr. Ligma: What the,, How did he
got here??
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Dr. Rayhanasanta: Seems like we


forgot to close the lab’s door
Dr. Rayhanasanta: Catch him!!
Dr. Ligma: *catch the random
guy*
Dr. Ligma: Get his blood!!!
Dr. Ligma: What the,, his blood’s
colour is green??

Dr. Ligma: Hey Dr. Rayhanasanta


Dr. Ligma: Look!!!
*high priest burn lab*
Dr. Ligma and Dr. Rayhanasanta:
*panic*
Dr. Ligma: We are in the lab!!
Dr. Rayhanasanta: We must do the
order from High Priest XVI!!
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Dr. Ligma: Don’t! I think… He


want to trap us
Dr. Rayhanasanta: DON’T YOU
DISRESPECT THE ALMIGHTY
LORD!
Dr. Ligma: HE IS NOT THE
GOD!
Dr. Rayhanasanta: You…
Dr. Rayhanasanta: *kills Dr.
Ligma*

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