Lets use skyy as an example for this, you can adapt this to anything.

1. Contact skyy
2. Explain your vodka(s) tasted like shit and ruined your party
3. Wait 1 business day
4. Receive something like this:

Dear <REDACTED>,

Thank you for contacting us regarding your experience with SKYY Vodka. Product
quality and customer satisfaction are of the utmost concern to us. Therefore, we
appreciate you taking the time to bring this to our attention.

We would like to send you a refund check. Could you please provide the information
below?

� Your full name

� Mailing address
� Phone number

Could you also please provide the following information regarding your product?

� Specific name of the product as it appears on the bottle�s front label

� Size of the bottle
� Lot code (Ink-jetted on the bottle/label, not the UPC code)
� Name of the retailer you purchased it from

Once again, thank you for contacting us regarding SKYY Vodka. We look forward to
hearing from you.
4. Enjoy check!

If you require upc codes go to a store.

Larger bottle == more $$$

Bulk it by saying you were at a party or something that required alot of booze.

Now you can change that around and exploit the liabilities of shipping alcohol (you
have kids at the home, you live in a bad part of town,etc.)