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Guion Shrek
Guion Shrek
Minuto 1:03:28
Blanca Nieves: Had we stayed put like I suggested, we’d be sipping tea out of little heart-shaped
cups.
Cinderella: yeah, yeah heart- shaped cups.
Blanca nives: and eating crumpets smothered with loganberries
Cinderella: yeah, loganberries
Blanca Nieves: shut up, Cindy.
Cinderella: yeah, shut up.
Reflejo de Cinderella: no, you shut up.
Cinderella: just stay out of this.
Balnca Nieves: who cares who’s “running the kingdom” anyway?
Fiona: I care
Reina: and you should all care too.
[door unlocking]
Burro: hey, hey! Ow!
Gato: whoa!
Burro: I got your badge number, tin can!
Fiana: donkey?
Burro: princess!
Fiona: puss?
Gato: lo siento, princesa, but I am puss, stuck here inside this hideous body.
Burro: and I'm me!
Fiona: but you’re...
Burro: everythin’s fruity in the loopd, but what happened is we went to high school the boat
crashed and we got bippity-boppity-booped by the magic man.
La madrasta mas fea: oh, you poor sweet things.
Cenicineta: I don’t get it
Balnca nienves: the cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet what’s to get?
Bella durmiente: who dat?
Fiona: where’s Shrek?
Burro: charming’s got him. He plans to kill Shrek tonight in front of the whole kingdom!
Fiona: all right, everyone. We need to find a way out now.
Balnca nieves: you’re right. Ladies, assume the position!
Fiona: what are you doing?
Bella durmiente: waiting to be rescued.
Fiona: you’ve got to be kidding me.
Blanca Nieves: what else can we do? We’re just four...i mean three super-hot princesses...two
circus freaks, a pregnant ogre, and an old lady!
Reina: hmm, excuse me. Old lady coming through.
HEE-YAHH!
[MAKE A HOLE]
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
Fiona: mom!
Reina: you didn’t think you got your fighting skills from your father, did you?
Blanca Nieves: excuse me. I think there’s still one more.
Reina: hmm
HEE- YAHH!