(1) “This new kind of sweet has been (2) “Have you seen it in the film with C

invented by an alcoholic beverage Kate Winslet and Leonardio DiCaprio?

company especially for Russians. So, now see the real thing. You will be
Designed to compete with Mars and able to see a replica of the liner
Snickers, it will be available in three (constructed by AFD Construction
company) as it is going to sail through
flavours (lemon, coconut and salted
cucumber). The same company is
the English Channel today. The best (3) “We proudly
place to see the ship is Beachy Head,
currently working on another product: East Sussex.
introduce a new item on
our menu—a Left-Handed
vodka bags. (Southern FM Radio) Whopper. The same
(Itar-Tass) delicious ingredients—
lettuce, tomatoes and
others—but with
condiments rotated 180
(5) “In the interest of degrees: all this for the
benefit of the 32 million
consumer safety, our
(4) “The network will be shut down from company has developed
left-handed Americans.
Come and try our new
March 31st until April 2nd in order to get rid of a new line of cans for our sandwich. Left-Handed
the accumulated electronic flotsam and cola. They are made of a and Right-Handed
jetsam. The operation will be performed by metal which can change Whoppers available in our
five very powerful Japanese robots situated its colour. If a can restaurants across the
around the world. During this period, all contains liquid which has country.”
devices should be disconnected.” passed its sell-by date, the (advertisement in
(Massachusetts Institute of Technology) metal reacts with it and USA Today)
turns bright blue. We warn
you: do not buy any blue
cans.”
(Virgin Cola)
(6) “TESCO is proud to announce that
a new, better way of cooking has been
developed. Genetically modified food
will make cooking easier for you. Our (8) “A sweet and
vegetables have micro airholes in their innocent girl? Actually,
sides which can make a loud noise—a
clear sign that the vegetables are fully
(7) “Our national she’s eleven years older
anthem (God Save the than you may think. Born
cooked. On sale only at TESCO.” in West Bacon Rouge on
Queen) will be replaced
(advertisement in The Sun) by a new Euro Anthem, August 7, 1970 as Belinda
written in German. We Sue Spearon, she attended
are going to play it for you Robert E. Lee High School.
now. Visit our website to Former classmates of the
(9) “The Disney Corporation download it and read the star, today known as
is negotiating with the Russian English translation of the Britney Spears, have some
government, as it wants to text.” interesting details about
purchase the embalmed (BBC Radio 4) her life. Click here to read
body of the communist more.
leader, which has been on (The Wall of Sound
display in Red Square since his music website)
death. The corporation
assumes that this new themed
area could attract many
visitors, and significantly boost
(10) “Esporta Health Clubs have just launched a new line of
underwear made of FloraAstraTetrazine, a patented nylon polymer. This
the profits of the park,
revolutionary line is designed to help people lose weight. How does it
located near Paris. Russians
work? It sucks fat from your body. When you wear Esporta Health Clubs
are said to be quite
underwear your body heat rises. Thus, you sweat more. The underwear
agreeable to the sale of the
draws the sweat and excess fat, removed from the body through the
body.
sweat. When you wash the underwear, you also wash away the fat.”
(The Irish Times)
(Daily Mail)

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