Malvina: Please don't fear that you are upsetting me

Dear, I barely know you're there

Giselle: Sorry, were you speaking? You're hard to see
Like a smell that lingers in the air

Malvina: Trying to be clever, that makes no sense

That's a role you haven't earned
Both: You don't see your own insignificance
Well, it's time you learned

You may think you're bad

But, darling, I am badder
Really, sweetie, where's the thrill in
Being just a—
Giselle: Has-been...
Malvina: A wannabe...
Both: ... villain

Malvina: You're a garter snake

And I'm a big puff adder
Both: Face it, I am so much badder
Than you

Giselle: Surely you can see it's ridiculous

Two villains in one fairy tale
Malvina: This town is too small for the both of us
Both: So off into the sunset, you should sail

Malvina: I can send my minions to help you pack

Giselle: I'll be careful not to crow
Both: Darling, I will miss you
Giselle: Alas
Malvina: Alack
Both: But you have got to go

Both: You can claim you're bad

But I'm a better badder
Malvina: Nothing you've got up your sleeve'll
Ever equal me as a mistress of evil

Giselle: I'm the heart and brains

And you, you're just the bladder
Both: How can you believe you're badder
Than I?

Nobody ever would bother to tell

A tale with Maleficent and with Cruella
Malvina: My cheekbones are sharper
Giselle: My hair's much more high
Malvina: So jump down a rabbit hole
Giselle: Go climb a beanstalk
Both: It's not au revoir, but goodbye

Giselle: Someone really should put a stop on her

Malvina: Someone really should put a stop on her
Giselle: Up to me to find a way
Malvina: Up to me to find a way
Giselle: Maybe there's a house I can drop on her
Malvina: Mmm, is a poisoned apple too cliché?
Giselle: Drag her to a rooftop and toss her down
Malvina: A spell to make her disappear
Both: And when she is gone, I will own the town
And everyone will cheer

She was sorta bad

But you are so much badder
Clearly that is why I have to
See that she lives happily never after

Once I sit alone atop the villain ladder

Everyone in Monrolasia
Will totally be in my thrall
They will say "Oh, Queen, we praise ya"

Giselle: Because I will be not just badder

Malvina: Because I will be not just badder
Both: Badder, badder
Malvina: But the nasty
Giselle: Everlast-y
Both: Flabbergast-y
Very, very baddest of them all