Jokes for Life
from the Mayor of JokeTown
Q: What did the left eye say to the right
eye?
A: Between us, something smells!
Q: What is a witch’s favourite subject in
school?
A: Spelling!
Q: When does a joke become a “dad” joke?
A: When the punchline is a parent!
Q: What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
A: A wise quacker!
Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying?
A: Her parents were in a jam!
A special joke from Mrs. Flood!
Q: What did the picture in the principal’s office say?
A: I was framed!!
Q: What is a tornado’s favourite game to
play?
A: Twister!
Q: How does the moon cut his hair?
A: Eclipse it!
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you?
A: Act like a nut!
Q: What did the nose say to the finger?
A: Quit picking on me!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to dance with!
Q: Why didn’t the orange win the race?
A: It ran out of juice!
Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look flushed!
Q: How do you throw a party in space?
A: You planet!!
Q: Why can’t you play hockey with pigs?
A: They always hog the puck!