Frozen Farts

by 101The Only One101

Category: Frozen
Genre: Humor, Parody
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2014-06-18
Updated: 2014-06-18
Packaged: 2014-09-30 05:06:59
Rating: K+
Chapters: 3
Words: 671
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10464644/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5656744/101The-Only-One101
Summary: Just so everyone knows, my friend wrote this and I found it so amusing, I
had to post it: Imagine the world of Frozen engulfed in a cloud of brown gas. This
is the Farting World of Frozen. A world of no clean air and only the stench of the
past.

1. Let it Go WITH FARTS

**It was my friend Ritz who created all of these. Let It Go WITH FARTS was meant
for a boy, so thats why its boy. Enjoy!**

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"Let It Go...WITH FARTS"

The pressure builds in my anus tonight

Not a restroom to be seen

A toilet of porcelain,

And it looks like I'm the king.

The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside

Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried

Don't let them in, don't let them see

Be the good boy you always have to be

Conceal, don't feel, don't let them smell

Well, now they'll smell

Let it go, let it go

Can't hold it back anymore

Let it go, let it go

Turn away and fart some more

I don't care

What they're going to smell

Let the storm rage on,

The stench never bothered me anyway

It's funny how some distance

Makes everything smell fine

And the fears that once controlled me

Aren't fears at all of mine

It's time to see what I can do

To test the limits and break through

No right, no wrong, no rules for me

I'm free

Let it go, let it go

I am one with the wind and sky

Let it go, let it go

You'll never see me cry

Here I stand

And here I'll stay

Let the storm rage on

My farting flurries through the air into the nose

My smell is spiraling and smelling like a rotten rose

And one whiff paralyzes ridiculously fast

I'm never going back,

The past is in the past

Let it go, let it go

And I'll fart from the night till dawn

Let it go, let it go

That perfect boy is gone

Here I stand

In the light of day

Let the storm rage on,

The stench never bothered me anyway

2. Fartings an Open Door

Fartings an open door

All my life has been a series of farts in my face

And then suddenly I fart into you

I was thinking the same thing, cause like

I've been farting my whole life to find my own stench

Or maybe its the yogurt or the beans I ate too

But with you

But with you

I smell your farts

And its nothing like I've ever smelt before

Fartings an open door

Fartings an open door

Farting is so muh more

With you

With you

With you

With you

Fartings an open door

I mean its crazy we finish each others

Farting sequence

That's what I was gonna say

I never met someone

Who smells so much like me

Fart, Fart Again!

Our Farting synchronization

Can have but one explanation

You and I were just meant to fart

Say goodbye

To the stench of the past

We don't have to smell it anymore

Fartings an open door

Fartings an open door

With you

With you

With you

With you

Fartings an open door

Can I say something crazy

Will you fart With me?

Can I say something even crazier? Yes!

3. Do you Want to Fart Explosions?

Do you want to fart explosions?

Do you want to fart explosions

Come on lets go an fart

I hardly ever close the door

Unlock the door

Please let my farts come In

We used to be butt buddies

And now we're not

I wish you would to me why

Do you want to fart explosions

It doesn't have to be explosions

Just one time

Do you want to fart explosions?

Or poop and smear it on the walls

I think some company's doodoo

I've started pooping and at least I don't have balls

It gets a little boring, Farting all day long

Just Farting the hours away

Elsa, please I know you're in there

People are smelling what you've done

They say have courage, and I'm trying to

I'm farting here for you

Just breathe it in

We only have each other, just you and me

What are we going to fart?

Do you want to fart explosions?

**I think that concludes it. Special thanks to Ritz who came up with these ideas.**

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