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16-5 Simultaneous Equations Models with Time 18-5a Types of Regression Models Used for
Series 511 Forecasting 587
16-6 Simultaneous Equations Models with Panel Data 514 18-5b One-Step-Ahead Forecasting 588
Summary 516 18-5c Comparing One-Step-Ahead Forecasts 591
18-5d Multiple-Step-Ahead Forecasts 592
Key Terms 517
18-5e Forecasting Trending, Seasonal, and Integrated
Problems 517
Processes 594
Computer Exercises 519
Summary 598
Key Terms 599
chapter 17 Limited Dependent Variable Models
Problems 600
and Sample Selection Corrections 524
Computer Exercises 601
17-1 Logit and Probit Models for Binary Response 525
17-1a Specifying Logit and Probit Models 525 chapter 19Carrying Out an Empirical
17-1b Maximum Likelihood Estimation of Logit and Project 605
Probit Models 528
17-1c Testing Multiple Hypotheses 529 19-1 Posing a Question 605
17-1d Interpreting the Logit and Probit Estimates 530 19-2 Literature Review 607
17-2 The Tobit Model for Corner Solution 19-3 Data Collection 608
Responses 536 19-3a Deciding on the Appropriate Data Set 608
17-2a Interpreting the Tobit Estimates 537 19-3b Entering and Storing Your Data 609
17-2b Specification Issues in Tobit Models 543 19-3c Inspecting, Cleaning, and Summarizing Your
17-3 The Poisson Regression Model 543 Data 610
17-4 Censored and Truncated Regression Models 547 19-4 Econometric Analysis 611
17-4a Censored Regression Models 548 19-5 Writing an Empirical Paper 614
17-4b Truncated Regression Models 551 19-5a Introduction 614
17-5 Sample Selection Corrections 553 19-5b Conceptual (or Theoretical) Framework 615
17-5a When Is OLS on the Selected Sample 19-5c Econometric Models and Estimation Methods 615
Consistent? 553 19-5d The Data 617
17-5b Incidental Truncation 554 19-5e Results 618
Summary 558 19.5f Conclusions 618
Key Terms 558 19-5g Style Hints 619
Problems 559 Summary 621
Computer Exercises 560 Key Terms 621
Appendix 17A 565 Sample Empirical Projects 621
Appendix 17B 566 List of Journals 626
Data Sources 627
chapter 18 Advanced Time Series Topics 568
Appendix A Basic Mathematical Tools 628
18-1 Infinite Distributed Lag Models 569
18-1a The Geometric (or Koyck) Distributed Lag 571 A-1 The Summation Operator and Descriptive
18-1b Rational Distributed Lag Models 572 Statistics 628
18-2 Testing for Unit Roots 574 A-2 Properties of Linear Functions 630
18-3 Spurious Regression 578 A-3 Proportions and Percentages 633
18-4 Cointegration and Error Correction Models 580 A-4 Some Special Functions and their Properties 634
18-4a Cointegration 580 A-4a Quadratic Functions 634
18-4b Error Correction Models 584 A-4b The Natural Logarithm 636
A-4c The Exponential Function 639
18-5 Forecasting 586
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Preface
My motivation for writing the first edition of Introductory Econometrics: A Modern Approach was
that I saw a fairly wide gap between how econometrics is taught to undergraduates and how empirical
researchers think about and apply econometric methods. I became convinced that teaching introduc-
tory econometrics from the perspective of professional users of econometrics would actually simplify
the presentation, in addition to making the subject much more interesting.
Based on the positive reactions to earlier editions, it appears that my hunch was correct. Many
instructors, having a variety of backgrounds and interests and teaching students with different lev-
els of preparation, have embraced the modern approach to econometrics espoused in this text. The
emphasis in this edition is still on applying econometrics to real-world problems. Each econometric
method is motivated by a particular issue facing researchers analyzing nonexperimental data. The
focus in the main text is on understanding and interpreting the assumptions in light of actual empiri-
cal applications: the mathematics required is no more than college algebra and basic probability and
statistics.
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stated conditional on the explanatory variables. This leads to a clear understanding of the kinds of
problems, such as heteroskedasticity (nonconstant variance), that can invalidate standard inference
procedures. By focusing on the population, I am also able to dispel several misconceptions that arise
in econometrics texts at all levels. For example, I explain why the usual R-squared is still valid as a
goodness-of-fit measure in the presence of heteroskedasticity (Chapter 8) or serially correlated errors
(Chapter 12); I provide a simple demonstration that tests for functional form should not be viewed
as general tests of omitted variables (Chapter 9); and I explain why one should always include in a
regression model extra control variables that are uncorrelated with the explanatory variable of inter-
est, which is often a key policy variable (Chapter 6).
Because the assumptions for cross-sectional analysis are relatively straightforward yet realis-
tic, students can get involved early with serious cross-sectional applications without having to worry
about the thorny issues of trends, seasonality, serial correlation, high persistence, and spurious regres-
sion that are ubiquitous in time series regression models. Initially, I figured that my treatment of
regression with cross-sectional data followed by regression with time series data would find favor
with instructors whose own research interests are in applied microeconomics, and that appears to be
the case. It has been gratifying that adopters of the text with an applied time series bent have been
equally enthusiastic about the structure of the text. By postponing the econometric analysis of time
series data, I am able to put proper focus on the potential pitfalls in analyzing time series data that do
not arise with cross-sectional data. In effect, time series econometrics finally gets the serious treat-
ment it deserves in an introductory text.
As in the earlier editions, I have consciously chosen topics that are important for reading journal
articles and for conducting basic empirical research. Within each topic, I have deliberately omitted
many tests and estimation procedures that, while traditionally included in textbooks, have not with-
stood the empirical test of time. Likewise, I have emphasized more recent topics that have clearly
demonstrated their usefulness, such as obtaining test statistics that are robust to heteroskedasticity
(or serial correlation) of unknown form, using multiple years of data for policy analysis, or solving
the omitted variable problem by instrumental variables methods. I appear to have made fairly good
choices, as I have received only a handful of suggestions for adding or deleting material.
I take a systematic approach throughout the text, by which I mean that each topic is presented by
building on the previous material in a logical fashion, and assumptions are introduced only as they
are needed to obtain a conclusion. For example, empirical researchers who use econometrics in their
research understand that not all of the Gauss-Markov assumptions are needed to show that the ordi-
nary least squares (OLS) estimators are unbiased. Yet the vast majority of econometrics texts intro-
duce a complete set of assumptions (many of which are redundant or in some cases even logically
conflicting) before proving the unbiasedness of OLS. Similarly, the normality assumption is often
included among the assumptions that are needed for the Gauss-Markov Theorem, even though it is
fairly well known that normality plays no role in showing that the OLS estimators are the best linear
unbiased estimators.
My systematic approach is illustrated by the order of assumptions that I use for multiple regres-
sion in Part 1. This structure results in a natural progression for briefly summarizing the role of each
assumption:
MLR.1: Introduce the population model and interpret the population parameters (which we hope
to estimate).
MLR.2: Introduce random sampling from the population and describe the data that we use to
estimate the population parameters.
MLR.3: Add the assumption on the explanatory variables that allows us to compute the
estimates from our sample; this is the so-called no perfect collinearity assumption.
MLR.4: Assume that, in the population, the mean of the unobservable error does not depend on the
values of the explanatory variables; this is the “mean independence” assumption combined with a
zero population mean for the error, and it is the key assumption that delivers unbiasedness of OLS.
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After introducing Assumptions MLR.1 to MLR.3, one can discuss the algebraic properties of ordi-
nary least squares—that is, the properties of OLS for a particular set of data. By adding Assumption
MLR.4, we can show that OLS is unbiased (and consistent). Assumption MLR.5 (homoskedastic-
ity) is added for the Gauss-Markov Theorem and for the usual OLS variance formulas to be valid.
Assumption MLR.6 (normality), which is not introduced until Chapter 4, is added to round out the
classical linear model assumptions. The six assumptions are used to obtain exact statistical inference
and to conclude that the OLS estimators have the smallest variances among all unbiased estimators.
I use parallel approaches when I turn to the study of large-sample properties and when I treat
regression for time series data in Part 2. The careful presentation and discussion of assumptions
makes it relatively easy to transition to Part 3, which covers advanced topics that include using pooled
cross-sectional data, exploiting panel data structures, and applying instrumental variables methods.
Generally, I have strived to provide a unified view of econometrics, where all estimators and test sta-
tistics are obtained using just a few intuitively reasonable principles of estimation and testing (which,
of course, also have rigorous justification). For example, regression-based tests for heteroskedasticity
and serial correlation are easy for students to grasp because they already have a solid understanding
of regression. This is in contrast to treatments that give a set of disjointed recipes for outdated econo-
metric testing procedures.
Throughout the text, I emphasize ceteris paribus relationships, which is why, after one chapter on
the simple regression model, I move to multiple regression analysis. The multiple regression setting
motivates students to think about serious applications early. I also give prominence to policy analysis
with all kinds of data structures. Practical topics, such as using proxy variables to obtain ceteris pari-
bus effects and interpreting partial effects in models with interaction terms, are covered in a simple
fashion.
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The treatment of unobserved effects panel data models in chapter 14 has been expanded to
include more of a discussion of unbalanced panel data sets, including how the fixed effects, random
effects, and correlated random effects approaches still can be applied. Another important addition is a
much more detailed discussion on applying fixed effects and random effects methods to cluster sam-
ples. I also include discussion of some subtle issues that can arise in using clustered standard errors
when the data have been obtained from a random sampling scheme.
Chapter 15 now has a more detailed discussion of the problem of weak instrumental variables so
that students can access the basics without having to track down more advanced sources.
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to be a useful bridge between the empirical work that they read and the more theoretical econometrics
they learn at the PhD level.
Design Features
Numerous in-text questions are scattered throughout, with answers supplied in Appendix F. These
questions are intended to provide students with immediate feedback. Each chapter contains many
numbered examples. Several of these are case studies drawn from recently published papers, but
where I have used my judgment to simplify the analysis, hopefully without sacrificing the main point.
The end-of-chapter problems and computer exercises are heavily oriented toward empirical work,
rather than complicated derivations. The students are asked to reason carefully based on what they
have learned. The computer exercises often expand on the in-text examples. Several exercises use data
sets from published works or similar data sets that are motivated by published research in economics
and other fields.
A pioneering feature of this introductory econometrics text is the extensive glossary. The short
definitions and descriptions are a helpful refresher for students studying for exams or reading empiri-
cal research that uses econometric methods. I have added and updated several entries for the fifth
edition.
Instructor Supplements
Instructor’s Manual with Solutions
The Instructor’s Manual with Solutions contains answers to all problems and exercises, as well as
teaching tips on how to present the material in each chapter. The instructor’s manual also contains
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sources for each of the data files, with many suggestions for how to use them on problem sets, exams,
and term papers. This supplement is available online only to instructors at http://login.cengage.com.
PowerPoint Slides
Exceptional PowerPoint® presentation slides help you create engaging, memorable lectures. You will
find teaching slides for each chapter in this edition, including the advanced chapters in Part 3. You can
modify or customize the slides for your specific course. PowerPoint® slides are available for conve-
nient download on the instructor-only, password-protected portion of the book’s companion website
at http://login.cengage.com.
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ECONOMETRICS, 6E you will find a wealth and variety of problems, ranging from multiple-choice
to questions that require simple statistical derivations to questions that require interpreting computer
output.
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Acknowledgments
I would like to thank those who reviewed and provided helpful comments for this and previous
editions of the text:
Erica Johnson, Gonzaga University Yan Li, Temple University
Mary Ellen Benedict, Bowling Green Melissa Tartari,
State University Yale University
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Some of the changes I discussed earlier were driven by comments I received from people on this
list, and I continue to mull over other specific suggestions made by one or more reviewers.
Many students and teaching assistants, too numerous to list, have caught mistakes in earlier
editions or have suggested rewording some paragraphs. I am grateful to them.
As always, it was a pleasure working with the team at Cengage Learning. Mike Worls, my long-
time Product Director, has learned very well how to guide me with a firm yet gentle hand. Chris Rader
has quickly mastered the difficult challenges of being the developmental editor of a dense, techni-
cal textbook. His careful reading of the manuscript and fine eye for detail have improved this sixth
edition considerably.
This book is dedicated to my wife, Leslie Papke, who contributed materially to this edition by
writing the initial versions of the Scientific Word slides for the chapters in Part 3; she then used the
slides in her public policy course. Our children have contributed, too: Edmund has helped me keep
the data handbook current, and Gwenyth keeps us entertained with her artistic talents.
Jeffrey M. Wooldridge
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chapter 1
The Nature
of Econometrics
and Economic Data
C
hapter 1 discusses the scope of econometrics and raises general issues that arise in the
application of econometric methods. Section 1-1 provides a brief discussion about the purpose
and scope of econometrics and how it fits into economic analysis. Section 1-2 provides exam-
ples of how one can start with an economic theory and build a model that can be estimated using data.
Section 1-3 examines the kinds of data sets that are used in business, economics, and other social
sciences. Section 1-4 provides an intuitive discussion of the difficulties associated with the inference
of causality in the social sciences.
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When Toodles was left alone he started out on a tour of inspection.
The first objects of interest were the dead chicken and the peach-pit
basket, but his attention was soon detracted from these by the bright
pan that held the cream; it had been pushed to the edge of the table.
As Toodles approached it he saw the reflection of a chubby baby
face on the outside.
“Baby,” said Toodles. He smiled and the pan baby smiled, and he
concluded that the pan must be full of pretty, smiling babies, and he
wanted them to play with. He could just get his little fingers over the
edge of the pan. He pulled and tugged with all his might to get the
pan baby down.
He succeeded, for the pan toppled over and deluged the
immaculate Toodles with thick, yellow cream. His pretty curls were
filled with chunks of oily coagulation, and cream ran in rivulets down
his little back and bosom.
He seated himself in the middle of it and paddled and spattered in
great glee.
The calf pen took longer to fix than Jack had expected, and as he
neared the house he heard the clock striking twelve, and, looking
fieldward, he saw his wife coming to dinner.
“Jumping Jupiter! what will she say?” was his mental comment.
“But she will soon fix things, I’ll bet.”
As he entered the kitchen what a sight met his gaze. The room
was dark with smoke from burned prunes, the table piled full of
unwashed pans and dishes. The cream. Heavens, the cream! The
dead chicken lay in the middle of the floor and the pit-basket was
upset, as Toodles had left it for the pan baby. The open-mouthed
churn stared at him.
Mr. Telfer opened the oven door; his pie was a black mass.
“I can see now why women sit down and cry sometimes. I’m
blessed if I don’t feel like it myself,” he said.
Toodles, drenched but happy, called from the middle of his cream
puddle, “High me, papa; high me.”
Mrs. Telfer called out as she passed the house: “Hello! Dinner
ready? I’m awful hungry.” But her husband was not visible.
She had enjoyed her morning’s work and was in excellent spirits.
She watered and fed the team, then started for the house. The
novelty of the situation amused her. She expected Jack would have
some surprise ready, some extra dish for dinner, the table decorated
with flowers or, perhaps, be tricked out in one of her white aprons
with his hair curled and a pink ribbon around his neck to show how a
wife should greet her husband.
He was such a wag it was impossible to tell what he might do. As
she entered the house she stood dumb with amazement. Her eyes
took in the situation. The breakfast dishes, the burned pie, the
creamy Toodles, the dead chicken, the littered sitting-room with the
remains of Toodles’ toilet and the distracted-looking man.
“How soon will dinner be ready?” she asked. But her husband did
not answer; he was busy picking up peach pits. “I’ve got to get back
to work as soon as I can,” she continued.
Crossing the room, she took up a paper and went outside and sat
down in the shade to read.
Toodles, greasy and dripping, trotted after.
“Oh, baby, go to papa and get cleaned up. Go tell papa to clean
baby up, darling,” said his mother. And the little fellow hurried into
the house, saying: “Keen baby up, papa; keen baby up.”
Poor Jack, he had lost out. He was hopelessly balled up. He was
mad. He had felt somehow that his troubles were over when he saw
his wife coming, but when she took the paper and sat down to read,
leaving him in that awful muss, the iron entered his soul.
Yet he knew that was exactly the way he did, and only yesterday
when she asked him to get a pitcher of fresh water for dinner he had
said:
“It’s a pity a man can’t get a moment to rest without having to
chore around the house.”
“Keen baby up, papa; keen baby up!” reiterated Toodles. Jack
looked down at the greasy, smeary child with its cream-matted curls
and capitulated.
“Say, Jennie,” he called, “I’ll give up. I know when I’m worsted. It’s
my treat. If you’ll come in here and help me out of this mix-up you
can name your own price and I’ll pay it. I’ve worked all the morning
and haven’t done a blamed thing but get all balled up. I never would
have believed a woman had so much to do if I hadn’t tried it. I am
dead sore at the whole deal.”
“Why, Jack,” laughed his wife, as she came to his assistance, “you
don’t seem to like paper-flower work. I guess you forgot to tie one
hand behind you and so used both to throw time at the birds.”
“Now see here, Jennie, don’t strike a man when he’s down. I’ll
admit that I’m not nearly so smart as I thought I was this morning,
but how things ever got in this shape I can’t tell,” said Jack with a
grim smile.
Together they soon brought order out of chaos, and as they sat
eating their picked-up dinner Jack said:
“If it is all the same to you, Jennie, I’ll finish the orchard this
afternoon.”—The Los Angeles Times.
A BAD NIGHT
By J. Ross Browne
I gradually dropped off into a doze, a mere doze, for I scorn the
charge of having slept a wink that night. The grating of the
grindstones, the everlasting clatter of tongues, the dust, the chaff,
smoke, and fleas, to say nothing of the roar of the water down below,
were enough to banish all hope of sleep; I merely closed my eyes to
try how ridiculous it would feel. How long they remained closed I
scarcely know; it was not long, however, for I soon heard a heavy
breathing close by my head, and felt the warm breath of some
monster on my face. I knew it to be no Arab; it blew and snuffed
altogether unlike anything of the human kind. Thinking it might be all
fancy, I cautiously put out my hand in the dark and began to feel
around me. For some moments I could discover nothing, but in
waving my hand around I at length touched something—something
that sent the blood flying back to my heart a good deal quicker than it
ever flew before. To tell the honest truth, I never was so startled in all
the previous adventures of my life. The substance that I put my hand
on was bare and warm; it was wet also and slimy, and had large
nostrils which seemed to be in the act of smelling me, previous to the
act of mastication. With the quickness of lightning I jerked up my
hand, and felt it glide along a skin covered with long rough hair; the
next instant my ears were stunned by the most dreadful noises,
which resembled, as I thought in the horror of the moment, the
roaring of a full-grown lion. But it was not the roaring of a lion; it was
only the braying of an ass.—From The Mill of Malaha.
AN UNTHANKFUL ORPHAN
By Kate Langley Bosher
My name is Mary Cary. I live in the Yorkburg Female Orphan
Asylum. You may think nothing happens in an Orphan Asylum. It
does. The orphans are sure enough children, and real, much like the
kind that have Mothers and Fathers; but though they don’t give
parties or wear truly Paris clothes, things happen.
To-day I was kept in. Yesterday, too. I don’t mind, for I would rather
watch the lightning up here than be down in the basement with the
others. There are days when I love thunder and lightning. I can’t
flash and crash, being just Mary Cary; but I’d like to, and when it is
done for me it is a relief to my feelings.
The reason I was kept in was this: Yesterday Mr. Gaffney, the one
with a sunk eye and cold in his head perpetual, came to talk to us for
the benefit of our characters. He thinks it’s his duty, and, just
naturally loving to talk, he wears us out once a week anyhow.
Yesterday, not agreeing with what he said, I wouldn’t pretend I did,
and I was punished prompt, of course.
I don’t care for duty-doers, and I tried not to listen to him; but
tiresome talk is hard not to hear—it makes you so mad. Hear him I
did, and when, after he had ambled on until I thought he really was
castor-oil and I had swallowed him, he blew his nose and said:
“You have much, my children, to be thankful for, and for everything
you should be thankful. Are you? If so, stand up. Rise, and stand
upon your feet.”
I didn’t rise. All the others did—stood on their feet, just like he
asked. None tried their heads. I was the only one that sat, and when
his good eye stared at me in such astonishment, I laughed out loud. I
couldn’t help it, I truly couldn’t.
I’m not thankful for everything, and that’s why I didn’t stand up.
Can you be thankful for toothache, or stomachache, or any kind of
ache? You cannot. And not meant to be, either.
The room got awful still, and then presently he said:
“Mary Cary”—his voice was worse than his eye—“Mary Cary, do
you mean to say you have not a thankful heart?” And he pointed his
finger at me like I was the Jezebel lady come to life.
I didn’t answer, thinking it safer, and he asked again:
“Do I understand, Mary Cary”—and by this time he was real red-in-
the-face mad—“do I understand you are not thankful for all that
comes to you? Do I understand aright?”
“Yes, sir, you understand right,” I said, getting up this time. “I am
not thankful for everything in my life. I’d be much thankfuller to have
a Mother and Father on earth than to have them in heaven. And
there are a great many other things I would like different.” And down
I sat, and was kept in for telling the truth.
Miss Bray says it was for impertinence (Miss Bray is the Head
Chief of this Institution), but I didn’t mean to be impertinent. I truly
didn’t. Speaking facts is apt to make trouble, though—also writing
them. To-day Miss Bray kept me in for putting something on the
blackboard I forgot to rub out. I wrote it just for my own relief, not
thinking about anybody else seeing it. What I wrote was this:
“Some people are crazy all the time;
All people are crazy sometimes.”
“In the winter, by the fireside, when the snow falls soft and white,
I am waiting, hoping, longing, but for what I don’t know quite.
And when summer’s sunshine shimmers, and the birds sing clear
and sweet,
I am waiting, always waiting, for the joy I hope to meet.
“It will be, I think, my husband, and the home he’ll make for me;
But of his coming or home-making, I as yet no signs do see.
But I still shall keep on waiting, for I know it’s true as fate,
When you really, truly hustle, things will come if just you’ll wait.”
And such singing! We’d been practicing in the back part of the
yard, and humming in bed, so as to get the words into the tune; but
we hadn’t let out until that night. That night we let go.
There’s nothing like singing from your heart, and, though I was the
minister and stood on a box which was shaky, I sang too. I led.
The bride didn’t think it was modest to hold up her head, and she
was the only silent one. But the bridegroom and bridesmaids sang,
and it sounded like the revivals at the Methodist church. It was
grand.
And that bride! She was Miss Bray. A graven image of her couldn’t
have been more like her.
She was stuffed in the right places, and her hair was frizzled just
like Miss Bray’s. Frizzled in front, and slick and tight in the back; and
her face was a purple pink, and powdered all over, with a piece of
dough just above her mouth on the left side to correspond with Miss
Bray’s mole.
And she held herself so like her, shoulders back, and making that
little nervous sniffle with her nose, like Miss Bray makes when she’s
excited, that once I had to wink at her to stop.
The groom didn’t look like Dr. Rudd. But she wore men’s clothes,
and that’s the only way you’d know some men were men, and almost
anything will do for a groom. Nobody noticed him.
We were getting on just grand, and I was marrying away, telling
them what they must do and what they mustn’t do. Particularly that
they mustn’t get mad and leave each other, for Yorkburg was very
old-fashioned and didn’t like changes, and would rather stick to its
mistakes than go back on its word. And then I turned to the bride.
“Miss Bray,” I said, “have you told this man you are marrying that
you are two-faced and underhand, and can’t be trusted to tell the
truth? Have you told him that nobody loves you, and that for years
you have tried to pass for a lamb, when you are an old sheep? And
does he know that though you’re a good manager on little and are
not lazy, that your temper’s been ruined by economizing, and that at
times, if you were dead, there’d be no place for you? Peter wouldn’t
pass you, and the devil wouldn’t stand you. And does he know he’s
buying a pig in a bag, and that the best wedding present he could
give you would be a set of new teeth? And will you promise to stop
pink powder and clean your finger-nails every day? And—”
But I got no further, for something made me look up, and there,
standing in the door, was the real Miss Bray.
All I said was—“Let us pray!”—Abridged from “Mary Cary,”
copyrighted by The Century Company, New York, and used by the
kind consent of author and publisher.