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THE GRAPES ARE SOUR AT ARCELOR

Money is the Greatest Coward it will Run away.

Yousef Bidas- founder of Intra Bank

There was an Indian Maharajah who decided to steal some money from his
people and run away towards some land in the South East of Asia. He had a
great dream to conquer the whole world and then keep it to himself and there
was a SLUT who he was married to- who also shared a similar VISION. She
also bore two children through him a boy and a girl and she became a
WHORE.

As time went by this Maharajah slowly became a WORLD CONQUERER.


From South East Asia to Great Britain and to Europe and also some parts of
Americas his fame spread.

But then as it always happens in life one feels bored and we all want
something more. So when he felt bored with his MARRIAGE he decided to
flirt with the Wife of a Frenchman.

The French women also found the Maharajah’s SWEET OFFERS very
interesting. But being French they always like to REMAIN IN SUSPENCE
ACCOUNT till the very end. She also found a better offer from an
ELIGIBLE RUSSIAN BILLIONAIRE.

The thing with the French is they are caught between British Communism
and American Capitalism. So they find it difficult to understand both these
nations and both these nations also find it difficult to understand the French.
What they find even more BIZZARE are the 2 words LAISSEZ FAIRE and
ENTREPRENEUR are both FRENCH.
Well her husband thought it is better to hand over his Wife to a RUSSIAN
BILIONAIRE as he was an ELIGIBLE BACHELOR and also a
GENTLEMAN- to him MARRIAGE was not LICENSE TO RAPE. It was
forging RELATIONSHIPS between 2 communities to build a BETTER
WORLD in the FUTURE.

So the French women gave consent to marry the Russian and her Future
Husband and her Present Husband both started making arrangements for
HER BIG DAY.

But as it always is with the French she changed her MIND in the last minute
as the Indian Maharajah sweetened his offer with the help of his
EUROPEAN CRONIES.

She calculated that the Indian Maharajah is not only offering her more
GOODIES but also will give her MORE BANGS FOR HIS BUCKS-which
the RUSSIAN CZAR will not be able to MATCH. What she does not
understand is the CZAR’s ROUBLE is more POWERFUL as it is GAINED
through PERFORMANCE than the MAHARAJAH’s RUPEES and
RUPIAH’s and POUNDS as it is from the PROFITS.

Those who don’t know the difference between PROFIT based BONUS and
PERFORMANCE based BONUS you can REFRESH your memory by
reading the article I wrote- The Art of Negotiating

The EUROPEAN PEOPLE of course backed her for the Indian Maharajah
and said then they will attend the MARRIAGE of STEEL. Now the Russian
Czar who is always calm, polite and well spoken got furious. He not only
took a Severance Pay of 160 Million Euros but he also made it his MISSION
to destroy the 3 of them- THE AXIS OF EVIL as President George.W. Bush-
II might define it as.

The Czar told the Maharajah- You can fool some people some times but you
cannot fool all the people all the time.

He told the French Women- You see all those men who promise you those
sweet scents of RICHES need not be COLOGNE MAKERS- they can also
be makers of PERFUMES.
He told the Europeans who attended the MARRIAGE- All that Glitters is not
Gold and all Girls who look Glamorous are not Women.

Her French husband decided to go with the Russian Czar and he resigned
and did a Joan D’Arc- she stoops to conquer- he steps down to RULE
ANOTHER DAY.

So who are the characters in this story and what are their real life
IDENTITIES?

The Indian Maharajah- Mr. Lakshmi Mittal

The Slut who married him- Mrs. Lakshmi Mittal The Pimp

of a Son- Aditya Mittal Why does he look so JADED???

Takes more than a COMBAT GEAR to make a man Aditya and it takes more
than a LICENSE for a GUN- it also takes more than a SUIT and a TIE and
FEW MANAGEMENT JARGONS to be a C.E.O- when all it takes is JUST
BALLS to sit on the BOARDROOM SEATS in which I sit in THE
EMPIRE OF THE SUN…..not BALLS made of your Father’s STEEL but
more like the FLESH and the BLOOD of my Fore Father’s STEEL!!!!
If the Father and Son in this Picture desire they can BUY any
STELL company they want and make it theirs. You see Mr. Lakshmi Mittal
and Aditya- FORM is TEMPORARY CLASS is PERMANENT. You either
have CLASS or you don’t- it has nothing to do with CASH.

PIGS BORN IN STABLES DON’T BECOME A HORSE

MR. MITTAL. If I Believed that the TAJ MAHAL

was in AGRA Vanisha-Then LOVE would have been my


DEATH- and if I were to Believe that the MARCO POLO BRIDGE

was in CHINA then INNOCENCE would be my CAPITAL


PUNISHMENT Is this a MARRIAGE
of LOVE or LUST Vanisha? Is that French Champagne or Champagne

India!!! Oh I forgot sweetie that Indians are IMMIGRANTS

they cannot AFFORD to DRINK Champagne!!! Do you think

SWEETIE that the MAN who owns this CITY can AFFORD to
Drink Champagne?

Do you think he cannot be an INDIAN IMMIGRANT who could possibly


OWN THIS? Hey what is your FATHER- a NON ENGLISH SPEAKING

SCUM BAG from RAJASTHAN!!!!!!!! Do you think that


this VISION 2020 the WAWASAN 2020 of India and China is an
IMPOSSIBLE DREAM to FULFILL in the BUMI of the MALAY Putras?
Will you bet your TITS or your CLIT when I complete IT?
A TAJ MAHAL HOLDING THE MARCO POLO BRIDGE…..OMEN-III

THE FINAL CONFLICT or is it the

REAWAKENING you BELIEVE

Some dances we remember Vanisha and some we forget……


The $US50 million you might have forgotten Vanisha……
The $US50 million which I never forget………
You have $US1 Billion in the BANK the $50 Million is PETTY CASH
When I ask when you have $US 5 then you know what is CASH FLOW
When I ask in Malaysian Ringitt you know what is CURRENCY CRISIS
When I ask for it in KIND if not in CASH- you know what ASSETS mean...

The French Husband- Mr. Guy Dole

The French Wife- Chairman of Arcelor Joseph Kinsch


The Russian Czar & Tycoon- Chairman of Severstal Mr. Mordashov Alexy

The European people- all the SHARE HOLDERS

So what is the FINAL ANALYSIS of this MARRIAGE-

The Known Unknown is that he is now the Biggest Steel Maker as he holds
11% of the market share. Which is to say that for every 100 humans who
buy STEEL 11 buy from MITTAL or ARCELOR.

But what is KNOWN KNOWN is that for every 100 Humans who buy
STEEL 89 don’t buy from MITTAL or ARCELOR-which includes Severstal
on the 89%.

Well one can argue that now that MITTAL-ARCELOR is the BIGGEST
SHARK that they can finish off all other FISHES in the POND. One should
also apply common sense that it is just not SHARKS who rule the
OCEANS.

Anyway 89 Small Piranhas can always RIP APART 11 Big Sharks in NO


TIME. Then you have crocodiles and alligators and BLUE WHALES (like
British Gas you don’t know when you went inside and you don’t know when
you DIED) who also roam the oceans.
What is an UNKNOWN UNKNOWN to MANY and a KNOWN
UNKNOWN to SOME and a KNOWN KNOWN to a FEW is this-

That in this world it is not Piranhas or the Sharks or the Crocodiles or Blue
Whales who RULE this planet-but it is HIGHLY INTELLIGENT HUMAN
BEINGS.

The Indian Maharajah $50 Million TELEPATHIC RAPE of the BELIEF


cannot be proved in a COURT OF LAW. But the same $50 Million
TELEPHONIC RAPE of the SYSTEM can be proved in both the
COURTROOM and the BOARDROOM in the LAND of the
BUMIPUTRAS where he and his family will STAND for the CRIMES he
has committed upon the CHILDREN of the SUN.

The two EMPERORS still BELIEVE that they would much rather make the
FAMILY stand NAKED in the TRIAL in a PRIVATE BOARDROOM than
to HUMILIATE them in a PUBLIC COURTROOM.

BUSINESS always is done with a BELIEF in the BOARDROOM and not


by LAW in a COURTROOM.

So all those of you who are reading this article I am sure some might find it
stupid, some might feel paranoid, some might think this is insane and some
might be in willful suspension of disbelief but a very very few will
BELIEVE.

Tell me who could have believed these stories when it was told-

A poor Chinese man said that one day he would buy the Biggest Corporation
in America off. The chinks, the European thrash and the nigers laughed at
him.

In the years to come the man went on to create a company called Lenovo
and the Corporation he bought was IBM- International Business Machines.

He told the SCUMS in IBM- that in the Chinese Beliefs and Business
practices we don’t take the LAST MORCEL OF RICE from anyone. He
took the HARDWARE DIVISION but he left the SOFTWARE for IBM.
There was a man who became an ORPHAN when he was 9 in COLD COLD
SIBERIA. Penniless and Roubless he was in SOVIET RUSSIA. From the
ASHES of SOVIET RUSSIA he rose to become the Director of an Energy
Giant and also went on to become the OWNER of a good football club in
England and made it the BEST.

The Jewish Orphan was Czar Roman Abramovitch and the Football Club he
bought was Chelsea.

There was an Englishman who did not even have enough Pounds to buy a
pair of shoes to protect his Feet from the Cold London Winter. He walked
BARE FEET into a BANK and asked for a LOAN when he was hardly 16.

In time this man went on to create one of the best Corporation in United
Kingdom. The man was Sir. Richard Branson and the Corporation he
founded was Virgin

There was another ENGLISHMAN who came from a working class family
in England. He was soft spoken and people didn’t take much notice of him.
But in time he went on to buy the BIGGEST STATE CONTROLLED
ENERGY INSTITUTION in United Kingdom. The man was Sir. Roy
Gardiner and the Institution he now OWNS is BRITISH GAS.

There was a Boy who suddenly became penniless and stood confused as to
what that word Parents means. But he never lost his SELF RESPECT and
tired and HUNGRY he WROTE himself to POWER to CHALLENGE his
COLLEGE FEES as to why he should PAY?

The RINGMASTER who conducted the SHOW knew that he had FINALLY
SIGHTED his PRODIGY. He knew if at all there was a DAMIEN THORN
in the EAST or the WEST who will take POWER then it was going to be
this BOY and his Non Identical Twin on the other HALF who will RULE
THIS PLANET.

There would be Charity beyond Infinity in their BOARDROOM but there


would also be Cruelty beyond Definitions and Human Imaginations also.

They would make Mother Teresa look like a SLUT when it comes to
CHARITY and Caligula look like a WIMP when it comes to CRUELTY.
So boys and girls even I don’t know and you all don’t know who these 2
men are. But I can GURANTEE you one thing when these men give a Call
for a Meeting then you all will know what is the PRICE for LIBERATION.

When you hear Men and Women Screaming these Words…..

One for the RAPIST of my FATHER whose SPERM gave Birth to me


One for the SLUT of my Mother who LABOURED like a WHORE and
brought me to the TWO of you……

and One for the UNHOLY DEVIL that RESIDES in ME


AMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN…….

They all will know what a BOARDROOM MYTH SHATTERING


EXPERIENCE means and they will know what BELIEF means.

So all of you take care and hope you all enjoyed reading my stories- by the
way these are just my works for FICTION and don’t take it too seriously.
After all everyone is entitled to EXPRESS one’s VIEWS- but it is a
Question of whether one ACCEPTS it or NOT.

Have a great Week Ahead, till then all of you take care.

PS: All those GIRLS who end up LOOSING their HEADS are those who
never THINK through that END

All those Girls who end up LOOSING their CLITORIS are the ONES who
THINK through IT.

All those BOYS who END up LOOSING their BALLS are the ONES who
NEVER had ANY.

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