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Strategic Management in Action 6Th Edition Coulter Solutions Manual Full Chapter PDF
Strategic Management in Action 6Th Edition Coulter Solutions Manual Full Chapter PDF
5.1 Describe the functional strategies an organization needs and explain how those strategies are
implemented and evaluated.
5.2 Explain competitive advantage and what it implies.
5.3 Describe the different competitive strategies.
5.4 Discuss how competitive strategies are implemented and evaluated.
TEXT OUTLINE
A. Competitive Advantage
1. Is a key concept of strategic management (getting it and keeping it is what managing
strategically is all about)
2. Sets an organization apart (its competitive edge)
3. Is what an organization’s competitive strategies are designed to exploit
4. Implies that there are other competitors also attempting to develop competitive advantage
and attract customers
5. An organization does something that others can’t do or does it better than others do
(distinctive capability)
6. An organization has something that other competitors don’t (unique resource)
7. Can be eroded easily (and often quickly) by competitors’ actions
B. Understanding the Competitive Environment
1. Competition is everywhere. Most industries and organizations have experienced at some
point.
2. What is Competition?
a) Competition is when organizations battle or vie for some desired object or outcome—
typically customers, market share, survey ranking, or needed resources.
b) Defender Strategy
(1) Strategy used by organizations to protect current market share by emphasizing
existing products and producing only a limited product line.
(2) Defenders have well-established businesses that they’re seeking to defend.
(3) Defender has success with this strategy as long as the primary technology and
narrow product line remain competitive.
(4) Over time, defenders can carve out and maintain niches within their industries that
competitors find difficult to penetrate.
(5) Example: Lincoln Electric of Cleveland, OH; Anheuser-Busch; IBM
Student responses to this question may vary based on their life and professional experiences.
• Is the differentiation strategy one that’s appropriate only in good economic times?
Student responses may vary, but should include differentiation will work in conditions where a
company’s products or services provides customers value, is perceived as different and customers
are willing to pay a premium price.
e) A successful differentiator:
i. All its capabilities, resources and functional strategies are aimed at
isolating and understanding specific market segments and developing
product features valued by customers in those various segments.
ii. Has broad and wide product lines—that is, many different models,
features, price ranges and so forth.
iii. Has countless variations of market segments and product features so
that the customer perceives the product or service as different and
unique and worth the extra price.
iv. Because the differentiation strategy can be expensive, the differentiator
also needs to control costs to protect profits, but not to the extent that it
loses its source of differentiation.
f) Examples: Gap, Old Navy, Pottery Barn
g) Other characteristics of differentiators include:
i. Differentiating themselves along as many dimensions as possible and
segmenting the market into many niches.
ii. Establish brand loyalty, where customers consistently and repeatedly
seek out, purchase and use a particular brand. Brand loyalty can be a
very powerful competitive weapon for the differentiator.
iii. The differentiator’s distinctive capabilities tend to be in marketing and
research and development.
h) Drawbacks of the differentiation strategy
i. Must remain unique in customers’ eyes, which may be difficult
depending on competitors’ abilities to imitate and copy successful
differentiation features.
ii. Customers might become more price sensitive, and product differences
might become less important.
(3) Focus strategy is when an organization pursues either a cost or differentiation
advantage but in a limited (narrow) customer group or segment.
a) A focuser:
i. Concentrates on serving a limited (narrow) customer group or segment
known as a market niche:
a. Geographical niche can be defined in terms of region or
locality.
b. Type of customer niche focuses on a specific group of
customers.
c. Product line niche would focus on a specific and specialized
product line.
2. Pursues either a cost or differentiation advantage
a. Cost focuser competes
i. By having lower costs than the overall industry cost
leader in specific and narrow niches
ii. Also successful if an organization can produce
complex or custom-built products that don’t lend
themselves easily to cost efficiencies by the industry’s
overall cost leaders
b. Differentiation focuser can use whatever forms of
differentiation the broad differentiator might use, such as:
i. Product features
ii. Product innovations
iii. Product quality
iv. Customer responsiveness
v. Specializes in one or a few segments instead of all
market segments.
c. Advantages of the focus strategy:
i. The focuser knows its market niche well and can build
strong brand loyalty by responding to changing
customers’ needs
ii. The focuser who can provide products or services that
the broad competitors can’t or won’t, will have the
niche all to itself.
ii. The verdict on Mintzberg’s alternative generic competitive strategies typology appears
to have merit.
2. Competitive Actions
Once an organization’s competitive strategy is implemented through functional decisions and
actions, it will use certain postures, actions and tactics as it competes against other organizations
for customers, market share, or other desired objects or outcomes.
a) Offensive moves are when an organization attempts to exploit and strengthen its
competitive position through attacks on a competitor’s position.
(1) Frontal assault is when the attacking firm goes head-to-head with its competitor by
matching it in every possible category, such as price, promotion, product features
and distribution channel.
(2) Attack competitors’ weaknesses wherever those weaknesses are.
(a) Concentrate on geographic areas where the competitor is weak.
(b) Serve customer segments that a competitor is ignoring or the competitor’s
offerings are weak.
(c) Introduce new product models or features to fill gaps its competitors aren’t
serving.
(3) All-out attack on competitors by hitting them from both the product and the market
segment side.
(4) Avoid direct, head-on competitive challenges by maneuvering around competitors
and subtly changing the rules of the game.
(a) Create new market segments that competitors aren’t serving by introducing
products with different features.
(b) This action cuts the market out from under the competitor.
(5) “Guerilla” attacks are small, intermittent, seemingly random assaults on
competitors’ markets.
(a) Use of special promotions, price incentives, or advertising campaigns.
b) Defensive moves describe when an organization is attempting to protect its competitive
advantage and turf. These moves do not increase an organization’s competitive
advantage, but can make the competitive advantage more sustainable.
(1) Prevent challengers from attacking by not giving them any areas to attack.
(a) Offer full line of products.
(b) Use of exclusive agreements with dealers to block competitors.
(c) Protect technologies through patent and licenses.
(2) Increase competitors’ beliefs that significant retaliation can be expected if
competitive attacks are initiated.
(a) Public announcements by managers to “protect” market share.
(b) Strong responses to competitors’ moves, such as matching price cuts.
(c) Competitive counterattacks are critical if the markets or segments being
attacked are crucial to the organization.
(d) Retaliation should be used with caution against a new entrant because research
shows that the typical new entrant does not pose a serious threat and retaliation
can be expensive.
(3) The final type of defensive move involves lowering the incentive for a competitor
to attack.
(a) Lead the potential attacker to believe that the expectations of future profits are
minimal.
(b) Keep prices low and continually invest in cost lowering action.
Learning Outcome 5.1: Describe the functional strategies an organization needs and
explain how those strategies are implemented and evaluated.
• Functional strategies: short-term, goal-directed decisions and actions of the
organization’s various functional areas.
• All organizations must acquire and transform resources (inputs) into outputs (products),
which are then made available to the organization’s customers or clients.
• Organizations have three functional concerns: the product, the people, and the support
processes.
• The Product: product functional strategies include product design, production–
operations, and marketing.
• Product design and development strategies are part of the R&D functional area.
Strategic choices include timing (first mover: organization that’s first to bring a new
product or innovation to the marketplace); who will do design and development
(separate R&D department, cross-functional team: a group of individuals from various
departments who work together on product or process development, or some
combination); and how design and development process will take place (formal or
informal process, type of and how much research, and extensive or limited use of
various R&D tasks).
• Production-operations: process of creating and providing goods and services. Strategic
choices include how and where products will be produced. These choices encompass
the design and management of the production-operations process.
• Marketing: process of assessing and meeting the wants and needs of individuals or
groups by creating, offering, and exchanging products of value. Marketing strategies are
directed at managing the two Cs: customers and competitors. Strategic choices involve
segmentation or target market, differentiation, positioning, marketing mix, connecting
with customers, gaining marketing insights, building strong brands, designing effective
marketing communications and managing the marketing functional area.
• The People: people (HR) functional strategies reflect an organization’s commitment to
and its treatment of its employees. HR strategies can be a significant source of
competitive advantage and can have a positive impact on performance (high-
performance work practices: HR practices that lead to both high individual and high
organizational performance). Strategic choices involve getting people into the
organization, making sure they have the necessary knowledge and skills to do their jobs
and helping them do those jobs better, assessing how well they do those jobs and
making needed corrections, and motivating high levels of effort and compensating them
fairly. May also address other HR issues such as employee relations, diversity efforts,
etc.
• The Support Processes: support processes support the organization as it does its work.
The two main ones include information systems and financial-accounting systems.
• Information system: a system for collecting, processing, storing and disseminating
information that managers need to operate a business. Strategic choices involve the
choice of system technology and the choice of types of information systems desired.
• Financial–accounting systems provide strategic decision makers with information about
the organization’s financial accounts and financial position. Strategic choices include
collecting and using financial–accounting data, evaluating financial performance, doing
financial forecasting and budgeting, determining the optimum financing mix and
effectively and efficiently managing the financial-accounting area.
Learning Outcome 5.2: Explain what competitive advantage is and what it implies.
• Competitive advantage: what sets an organization apart, which can come from
distinctive capabilities or unique resources. It implies there are other competitors.
• Competition: when organizations battle or vie for some desired object or outcome. The
types of competition an organization might face can be understood by looking at who
competitors are.
• Three approaches to defining an organization’s competitors include: (1) industry
perspective, which identifies competitors as organizations that are making and selling
the same or highly similar goods or services; (2) market perspective, which says
competitors are organizations that satisfy the same customer need; and (3) strategic
groups concept, which is based on the idea there are groups of firms competing within
an industry that have similar strategies, resources and customers.
• Organizations develop strategies that exploit resources and capabilities to get a
competitive advantage, thus setting the stage for competition.
• Competitive strategy: strategy for how an organization or business unit is going to
compete.
Learning Outcome 5.3: Describe the different competitive strategies.
• The traditional approaches to defining competitive strategies are Miles and Snow’s
adaptive strategies and Porter’s generic competitive strategies.
• Miles and Snow’s four adaptive strategies include: (1) prospector: a strategy in which
an organization continually innovates by finding and exploiting new product and market
opportunities, (2) defender: a strategy used by an organization to protect its current
market share by emphasizing existing products and producing a limited product line, (3)
analyzer: a strategy of analysis and imitation, and (4) reactor: a strategy characterized
by the lack of a coherent strategic plan or apparent means of competing.
• Porter’s generic competitive strategies are based on competitive advantage (either low
costs or unique and desirable differences) and product–market scope (broad or narrow).
He identifies three strategies: (1) cost leadership: a strategy in which an organization
strives to have the lowest costs in its industry and produces products for a broad
customer base; (2) differentiation: a strategy in which an organization competes by
providing unique (different) products in the broad market that customers value, perceive
as different, and are willing to pay a premium price for; the differentiator works hard to
establish brand loyalty: customers consistently and repeatedly seek out, purchase, and
use a particular brand; (3) focus: a strategy where an organization pursues either a cost
or differentiation advantage in a limited customer segment.
• Porter also identifies a strategy of stuck in the middle, which happens when an
organization can’t develop a low cost or a differentiation advantage.
• There are two contemporary views on competitive strategy. The first is the integrated
low cost–differentiation strategy, which involves simultaneously achieving low costs
and high differentiation. Some organizations have been able to do this because of
technology.
• The second contemporary view is Mintzberg’s generic competitive strategies. He
proposes that an organization’s strategy is either differentiation or being
undifferentiated. If it chooses differentiation, it does so by price, marketing image,
product design, product quality, or product support.
Learning Outcome 5.4: Discuss how competitive strategies are implemented and
evaluated.
• Competitive strategies are implemented through the functional strategies; that is, the
resources and distinctive capabilities found in the functional areas influence which
competitive strategy is most feasible. In addition, the functional strategies support the
organization’s competitive advantage and strategy.
• Competitive strategies are also implemented through competitive actions, which
include: (1) offensive moves: an organization’s attempts to exploit and strengthen its
competitive position through attacks on a competitor’s position, and (2) defensive
moves: an organization’s attempts to protect its competitive advantage and turf.
• Competitive strategies are evaluated by the performance results obtained. What
competitive weaknesses and strengths does the organization have?
• Changing the competitive strategy isn’t something that organizations do frequently
because it’s based on specific resources, distinctive capabilities and core competencies
developed in the functional areas. Changing would mean modifying or redeveloping
those. What is likely to be changed are the organization’s competitive actions.
Suggestions for using YOU as Strategic Decision Maker: Building Your Skills exercises
1. This is a good opportunity to discuss the "value chain" concept. Have your students conduct an
Internet search for value chain related articles. One site of particular note is Industry Week's Web
site (www.iwvaluechain.com). Have the students review various articles available for download or
review. [Learning Outcome 5.1: Describe the functional strategies an organization needs and
explain how those strategies are implemented and evaluated; Course Level Objectives:
Identify and describe common types of functional strategies; AACSB: Reflective thinking
skills]
2. There are many good articles available about Jack Welch from Fortune, Time, Business Week, etc.
Have your students research this leader and his decisions over the last few years with General
Electric with particular focus on functional activities. [Learning Outcome 5.1: Describe the
functional strategies an organization needs and explain how those strategies are implemented
and evaluated; Course Level Objectives: Identify and describe common types of functional
strategies; AACSB: Reflective thinking skills]
3. Visit the Web site www.cybercrime.gov, link to “economic espionage” for a list of cases and press
releases regarding economic espionage. It may be interesting for the students to visit the site, and
select a case to review, and then evaluate the implications for functional strategy formulation and
implementation. Ask the students to brainstorm ways there are to protect businesses from having
their highly confidential information stolen. [Learning Outcome 5.1: Describe the functional
strategies an organization needs and explain how those strategies are implemented and
evaluated; Course Level Objectives: Identify and describe common types of functional
strategies; AACSB: Reflective thinking skills]
4. Take a class poll to determine how many of the students have used online customer service
activities, and why they use them. Is it easier/better than calling customer service? Why? From the
organization’s point of view, what are the advantages and disadvantages? Ask the students to
brainstorm how the strategic decision makers can address the disadvantages. [Learning Outcome
5.1: Describe the functional strategies an organization needs and explain how those strategies
are implemented and evaluated; Course Level Objectives: Discuss best practices for strategy
implementation; AACSB: Reflective thinking skills]
5. As an alternative, this exercise could be divided among groups in the class. Ask each group to
research a different type of sponsorship, provide several examples and evaluate the strategy. Have
the groups report back to the class. [Learning Outcome 5.2: Explain competitive advantage and
what it implies; AACSB: Reflective thinking skills]
6. You may wish to have students record their “perfect job” description prior to assigning this
exercise. Ask the students to do research on companies they would like to work for and then
compare what they find in their research with their expectations. Quality of work life has been the
focus of many research activities over the last couple of decades. [Learning Outcome 5.2:
Explain competitive advantage and what it implies; AACSB: Communication skills,
Reflective thinking skills]
7. You may wish to begin by establishing a few of the expectations organizations have for new
information technology systems. Ask the class members to consider who will be using the system
and how the information will be used. [Learning Outcome 5.2: Explain competitive advantage
and what it implies; AACSB: Reflective thinking skills]
8. This a good exercise to illustrate the multifunctional dimensions of strategic planning. Ask the
students in groups to prepare a one-page “talking points,” bulleted list of its key points for
distribution and presentation to the entire class. [Learning Outcome 5.1: Describe the functional
strategies an organization needs and explain how those strategies are implemented and
evaluated; Course Level Objectives: Discuss best practices for strategy implementation;
AACSB: Reflective thinking skills]
9. You might discuss the criteria Fortune uses to select the top 100 and to compare the list year-to-
year. Can the strategies employed work at all types of organizations? Why or why not? This
exercise could be an individual, but might be more effective as a small group project. [Learning
Outcome 5.1: Describe the functional strategies an organization needs and explain how those
strategies are implemented and evaluated; Course Level Objectives: Discuss best practices
for strategy implementation; AACSB: Reflective thinking skills]
10. This is a good extension of a discussion on sources of competitive advantage. You may wish to
include “copyright” protection and international issues in the classroom discussion. [Learning
Outcome 5.4: Discuss how competitive strategies are implemented and evaluated; Course
Level Objectives: Discuss best practices for strategy implementation; AACSB: Use of
information technology, Reflective thinking skills]
11. The Art of War can be a very interesting exercise. Inevitable comparisons will arise with United
States military-related actions such as Iraq, Granada, the Gulf War, Vietnam and Korea. You may
address some of the statements in this exercise for greater understanding, however, be prepared for
students to take a different view than former generations. After the class discussion, have the
students look for business examples. [Learning Outcome 5.3: Describe the different
competitive strategies; Course Level Objectives: Discuss best practices for strategy
implementation; AACSB: Reflective thinking skills]
12. This assignment could be used as a group out-of-class assignment, as a lively, in-class discussion or
exam essay question. [Learning Outcome 5.2: Explain competitive advantage and what it
implies; Course Level Objectives: Discuss best practices for strategy implementation;
AACSB: Analytic skills]
13. This could be assigned as an out-of-class project for individuals or groups. The Web site
[www.interbrand.com] will contain the brand survey for the students to use. [Learning Outcome
5.4: Discuss how competitive strategies are implemented and evaluated; Course Level
Objectives: Discuss best practices for strategy implementation; AACSB: Use of information
technology, Reflective thinking skills]
1. Keys to Toyota’s success include: Tight control of the production process so that they know that
they are within specifications or if variation has occurred. This system then allows Toyota to
customize (by controlled variation) the product in a short period of time without risking losing
control of the production process and suffering poor quality. Toyota produces very high quality
products that are innovative enough to satisfy most customers. [Learning Outcome 5.1: Describe
the functional strategies an organization needs and explain how those strategies are
implemented and evaluated; Course Level Objectives: Discuss best practices for strategy
implementation; AACSB: Reflective thinking skills]
2. Production is most important to Toyota as evidenced by their investment in such strong production
controls and methods. Their cars are sold based on their quality and their resulting high resale
values. These attributes support their marketing campaigns that showcase the quality of Toyota’s
cars. Encourage students to list the production strategies detailed in the case to show the firm’s
engineering and production expertise. [Learning Outcome 5.1: Describe the functional
strategies an organization needs and explain how those strategies are implemented and
evaluated; Course Level Objectives: Discuss best practices for strategy implementation;
AACSB: Reflective thinking skills]
3. Coordination among the strategies at Toyota is especially important as most contribute to the
production process. Ask students: What would happen if Toyota launched marketing campaigns
praising the highly innovative and sporty styling of a Camry (a fairly conservative model)? How
would consumers react to that message which seems inconsistent with the car’s styling? [Learning
Outcome 5.4: Describe how competitive strategies are implemented and evaluated; Course
Level Objectives: Discuss best practices for strategy implementation; AACSB: Reflective
thinking skills]
4. You might have students compare the advertising and descriptions of Toyota’s mainstream vehicles
with the approach they are using to reach a more trendy and youthful market with the Scion car line.
Scion is a big departure for Toyota from its traditional focus but still builds on its key strengths of
cost control and engineering by introducing boldly styled cars with quality construction but at a low
price. Ask students why Toyota introduced this new line? (Could it be to get first time buyers into
the Toyota “family” hoping for their continued loyalty in future car purchases as they move beyond
these low priced cars? [Learning Outcome 5.1: Describe the functional strategies an
organization needs and explain how those strategies are implemented and evaluated; Course
Level Objectives: Discuss best practices for strategy implementation; AACSB: Use of
information technology, Reflective thinking skills]
1. Miles and Snow: A prospector is consistently developing new products and innovative advertising
and endorsements.
Porter’s framework: Broad scope with differentiation between segments but the same overall
approach of designing innovative look and using big stars to promote. [Learning Outcome 5.2:
Explain competitive advantage and what it implies; Course Level Objectives: Discuss best
practices for strategy implementation; AACSB: Reflective thinking skills]
2. Nike’s competitive advantages that have contributed to its competitive advantage are: high brand
image; innovative designs; memorable ads and endorsers; and lots of store shelf space. Nike’s
ability to advertise in unique ways complements innovative product design. [Learning Outcome
5.2: Explain competitive advantage and what it implies; Course Level Objectives: Discuss
best practices for strategy implementation; AACSB: Reflective thinking skills]
3. Yes, Nike’s functional strategies support its competitive strategy by the following: keeping its costs
down but prices up to make room for expensive endorsements; efficient ad campaigns in that they
can travel well across borders and still have meaning and stars have good recognition abroad also;
and by staying innovative and having clever ads Nike continues to draw large numbers of
enthusiastic buyers willing to pay higher prices for perceived value added. [Learning Outcome
5.3: Describe the different competitive strategies; Course Level Objectives: Discuss best
practices for strategy implementation; AACSB: Reflective thinking skills]
4. To maintain its strong competitive position, Nike is going to have to stay innovative; need to be
perceived as the best product with serious sports enthusiasts not just the best marketers; continue to
hire up-and-coming stars; and avoid any scandals so as to limit its competitors’ ability to make any
inroads into Nike’s markets. [Learning Outcome 5.2: Explain competitive advantage and what
it implies; Course Level Objectives: Discuss best practices for strategy implementation;
AACSB: Reflective thinking skills]
Case #3 Rewind and Replay
1. Miles and Snow: Originally, Netflix was probably a Prospector as it sought innovation. However,
recent decisions have put the company in the Reactor category. Some students could make a case
that the firm is a Defender now that new competitors have entered the market.
Porter’s framework: Students may identify one or more of Porter’s strategies. However, based
upon the information presented in the case, one might argue that a differentiation strategy is taking
place as Netflix attempts to demonstrate to consumers its uniqueness compared to others. Although,
a case could also be made that Netflix is now stuck in the middle as it is neither different nor low
cost. [Learning Outcome 5.2: Explain competitive advantage and what it implies; Course
Level Objectives: Discuss best practices for strategy implementation; AACSB: Reflective
thinking skills]
2. Students might identify any number of competitive advantages for Netflix. They should be able to
explain how the firm’s resources, capabilities, and/or core competencies contributed to this
competitive advantage, using material from the chapter. [Learning Outcome 5.2: Explain
competitive advantage and what it implies; Course Level Objectives: Discuss best practices
for strategy implementation; AACSB: Reflective thinking skills]
3. Students may focus on all three functional concerns (product, people, and support processes). For
product, be sure that they look at Netflix’s design – especially how product is delivered to the
consumer. Also, the production/operations as well as marketing should be mentioned. For people
strategies, well-trained customer service will be important when customers have a problem. Finally,
for support processes, the information systems and financial-accounting systems must be modern
and sound. [Learning Outcome 5.2: Explain competitive advantage and what it implies;
Course Level Objectives: Discuss best practices for strategy implementation; AACSB:
Reflective thinking skills]
4. This is an opinion question, but students might focus on price (being the low cost provider) or on
service (offering more selection in a faster format). [Learning Outcome 5.2: Explain competitive
advantage and what it implies; Course Level Objectives: Discuss best practices for strategy
implementation; AACSB: Reflective thinking skills]
1. Students may focus on the fact that there are literally thousands of widely different products in a
single location – providing something for every type of buyer. Shopping at these huge stores
becomes an experience with lots of participatory demonstrations of products. Restaurants and other
features make the shop a destination…more fun than the average mall or “big box” store visit. Bass
Pro Shops are a chain of locations that seek to duplicate the success of the original store. [Learning
Outcome 5.1: Describe the functional strategies an organization needs and explain how those
strategies are implemented and evaluated; Course Level Objectives: Discuss best practices
for strategy implementation; AACSB: Reflective thinking skills]
2. Some challenges in replicating this strategy for Bass Pro are: The need to standardize what is sold
and how it is promoted (efficiency argument for global or uniform production function) and how to
incorporate local needs and interests that differ regionally. For example, Bass Pro in Minnesota
might showcase camping and lake fishing, minimizing scuba or surf fishing equipment (not as much
need for that in MN).
Another issue for Bass Pro is to ensure its sales associates are knowledgeable of their products. It
may be a problem to hire skilled bass fishing experts in Nevada or New Mexico where fishing is not
as common a sport as in Missouri. In addition, as the chain of shops expands, Bass Pro will run up
against competitors who are entrenched in the local market and may be able to successfully defend
their markets making investment in new mega-stores less profitable. [Learning Outcome 5.2:
Explain competitive advantage and what it implies; Course Level Objectives: Discuss best
practices for strategy implementation; AACSB: Reflective thinking skills]
3. Visit the Web site. [Learning Outcome 5.2: Explain competitive advantage and what it
implies; Course Level Objectives: Discuss the functions of vision statements, mission
statements, and long-term corporate objectives; AACSB: Use of information technology,
Reflective thinking skills]
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recorded by bullet holes; the harness was apt to be patched, and
Nebuchadnezzar, the off leader, was wall-eyed, and his partner,
Moloch, sway-backed and short maned. Of the wheel horses, one
was a gray with hoofs that needed constant paring; the other had the
appearance of a whitewashed house at which mud had been flung
with startling effect. Of the two, Rome and Athens, no god could
have decided which was entitled to the palm of ugliness; but Uncle
Hank, who loved them all with the love a man may have for a homely
dog, declared that the wheel-horses were beauty spots in nature
alongside the leaders.
It was a memorable morning on which the two stages left Paradise
Bar together. The yellow stage, with its nickel-plated harness and
white horses and tan-gloved driver, started three minutes first; and
then, as if gathering up his horses and the stage and the reins
altogether, Uncle Hank went down the line. It was a lively experience
for the passengers; bends they went around on two wheels, creeks
they took at a leap, bowlders and ruts only they avoided, and that
because a scientist was using his science. The grade of the other
line must have been at that time very good, for Uncle Hank had been
only four minutes hitched in front of the Elysium Hotel when the other
stage drew up. It was true that he picked his teeth as if he had been
in to lunch, and casually enquired of a passenger, so that George
William might hear, if they had stopped for dinner on the road, or did
they expect to get it at the hotel; whereat the passenger, jolted and
jarred beyond good manners, roared: “Stop for dinner! Great Scott!
We stopped for nothing—bowlders, rivers, landslides and precipices;
if his Satanic Majesty was after us, he found the worst trail he ever
traveled—and I can’t imagine what other reason there could be for
such driving.”
The passenger went into the hotel. George William said something
below his breath, and Uncle Hank smiled. Alas for vanity! Ever it
goes before a stumble, a broken spring or a sick horse. The stages
had different schedules for the upward trip, but on the next journey
downward disaster overtook Uncle Hank. Seven of the nine hours’
ride were accomplished, and the stage was at the mouth of the
canyon. Here a point of rock thrusts itself forward, marking a sharp
turn in the road. Around this turn galloped the horses, and twenty
feet before him, sunning itself in the road, Moloch saw an eleven-
button rattler. He knew what that meant, and sat down and slid with
all four feet plowing the mountain road. They stopped short of the
snake, that had coiled and awaited their coming, and then perceiving
the enemy otherwise engaged, had wisely slipped into the
manzanitas by the roadside. Fifteen precious minutes were used in
repairing the disaster to the harness—and the race was lost. That
night, for the first time in the ten years in which he had been the
oracle of two communities, Uncle Hank, instead of telling stories and
expounding wisdom for the benefit of the unenlightened below, went
up to his room immediately after dinner and retired without lighting
his candle. George William put on a new pink necktie and his
beloved silk hat, and went about, stepping high like one of his white
horses, but casting wary glances abroad for the appearance of one
Morosin’ Jones, who was coy and fidgety and could perforate a
dollar at one hundred feet.
In Paradise Bar every game was settled by the best two out of
three. Life was too feverish and too short to await three out of five,
and it was against the principles of the camp to leave any questions
undecided. Therefore, it was tacitly understood that the winner of the
next race would be the standard of comparison thereafter in matters
pertaining to travel. Other stage lines would be second-class,
ranking just above a mule train. There was another reason: Paradise
Bar was exceedingly fond of excitement, but it had no mind to risk its
neck in stage racing down the mountain-side forever and ever;
precipices yawned too many invitations. The personal feeling and
the betting both heavily favored Uncle Hank, both gratifying and
troubling to him.
There is little doubt that in the third race, under fair conditions,
Uncle Hank would have won; he would either have won or gone over
a precipice. But Rome, who had never before been known to have
anything the matter with him save an abnormal appetite for grain, fell
slightly lame. All day before the race, Uncle Hank worried over this,
all night he tossed in his blankets, and was only partly relieved the
next day when Rome appeared again to be all right, and ate hay as if
under the impression that the sun was shining and there was plenty
more being made. The last two days had greatly changed Uncle
Hank; he carried his head so that his beard touched his breast; his
hat was slouched low over his eyes; he kept his hands in his pockets
and spoke in monosyllables. He ate little and had a far-away look in
his blue eyes. He saw his fame departing, his reputation collapsing,
all that a man may build in this life, whether he creates empires or
digs post-holes, crumbling—the reputation of “being onto his job.”
The next morning with the fear of that lameness in his heart, Uncle
Hank hitched up and drove down the main street. He saw the yellow
stage also ready. There was no evidence of lameness in Rome as
he drove up to the door of the express office, nor when the stage
stopped at the Record Nugget for the hotel passengers. Uncle
Hank’s despondent face became more cheerful; he looked older and
grayer and even bent a little that morning, but he climbed up on the
box with his old-time energy. His courage and spirit were never to be
doubted; only that lameness in Rome worried him. He gathered up
the lines and loosened his whip; but the four did not go with their
accustomed dashing display. Instead there was confusion and
hesitation; in fifteen yards the slight lameness of the right wheel
horse was apparent, and Uncle Hank drew up. He dropped the lines,
and for a moment his face was in his hands.
The other stage had gone. Nothing could ever convince the public
satisfactorily, he thought, that after starting he had not given up the
race through fear. The limp was scarcely apparent. He perhaps
would not have noticed it for some miles had it not been for his
haunting dread and the false start. Yet he knew what it would mean
before the level was reached—a steep down grade and he would
have to go walking into Meadow Lark, a loser by an hour.
Uncle Hank, a broken old man, climbed down from the stage.
“Take ’em, George,” he said to the hostler. “There won’t be no stage
down to-day.” He said no more, but passed amid a dead silence
along the road through the population of Paradise Bar which had
turned out to see the beginning of the deciding race. Some guessed
at the reason; and to all it became apparent when the horses were
taken back to the stable and carefully examined. That day Uncle
Hank did not appear, nor the next; So Bob Allen went up to his cabin
in the evening and, receiving no response to his knocking, kicked
open the door and went in. Uncle Hank lay in his bunk, his face to
the wall. To Bob’s expressions of sympathy and encouraging
remarks, he made no reply; they were to him as the expressions
engraved on tombstones, and but added bitterness now. To his
arguments, Uncle Hank vouchsafed single words in return, and
never turned his face from the wall. From sympathy to argument,
from argument he drifted into bulldozing; alluded to Uncle Hank as a
man afraid of things, among which he specified a large number in
language that I will not reproduce; and when three connected words
was the most he could get out of Uncle Hank even by this, Bob knew
the case was desperate, and retired, defeated.
The friends of Uncle Hank, the entire population of Paradise Bar,
gravely discussed the situation. It was unanimously decided that the
yellow stage should thereafter stop outside of the camp limits, and
Morosin’ Jones publicly announced, his shoulders working up and
down most nervously, that George William would immediately cease
from wearing stand-up collars and red neckties; he would come into
camp with a slouch hat, a flannel shirt and teamster’s warranted-to-
wear gloves—or it was quite likely he would never go out again. This
statement met with the silent approval of the entire assemblage; and
George William, hearing of it, puzzled and bewildered, wisely
refrained from coming into the camp limits at all, but remained by the
stage. He explained in Meadow Lark that Paradise Bar had gone
crazy; and a cheerful miner from that camp acquiesced, but added
that some of the lunatics were not yet corralled, but still straying
about; and said it looking so significantly at George William that the
latter went home and hunted up a flannel shirt at once.
The next morning a committee waited on Uncle Hank, prepared
with arguments that would show him the error of broken-heartedness
—the easiest thing in the world to cure if its victims would but live to
tell us of it. Uncle Hank still lay with his face to the wall, and in a little
while the news was abroad in the camp that Uncle Hank, still with his
face to the wall, had resolutely died. It was a gray day in Paradise
Bar; the melodion in the Red Light was hushed; friends nodded
instead of speaking as they passed by; the camp began to realize
what it had lost. It was determined, as a last mark of the camp’s
esteem for Uncle Hank, to make the journey to the place of the final
tie-up simple but impressive. No formal meeting was held; the boys
just gathered together and acted on a common idea. The whole
camp would be in the procession, and they would go down to
Meadow Lark over the old familiar road. Uncle Hank’s stage carrying
the old stage-driver, would be at the head, of course; then there was
an awkward pause. More than one felt that it would add to the dignity
of the occasion to have two stages, but finally, when Major Wilkerson
arose and suggested that the Gray Eagle stage, carrying leading
citizens, be placed next, there was a murmur of dissent. Then Bob
Allen arose in his place and made the only known speech of his life:
“Friends, you are on the wrong trail and will hit a blind canyon,
certain. Of course we should have the other stage, and Pike to drive
it. Uncle Hank wasn’t the kind of a man to carry jealousy with him
into camp. ’Twasn’t being beat by Pike that broke Uncle Hank’s
heart; it was partly p’haps being beat at all, and partly, to my way of
thinkin’, because Paradise Bar didn’t stand behind him. That was the
main reason, gentlemen; he just died of pure lonesomeness. When
this yaller ve-hicle comes into camp, does we say to it: ‘You’re purty
and you’re new, and probably your springs is all right and maybe
your road; but you might jest as well pass on. Do you observe this
old stage with its paint wore off and its bullet holes? Do you see that
it’s down a little on one side and some of the spokes is new and
some are old? Do you know that these four old hosses have been
whoopin’ her up for Paradise Bar and for nothin’ else these ten years
—and a sunshiny day and one chuck full of snow and sleet was all
the same to them? Be you aware that this is our Uncle Hank, and
that he has been workin’ our lead for us these fifteen years, and
never lost a dollar or a pound of stuff or spilled a passenger, or
asked one of the boys to hoof it because he hadn’t no dinero? Those
bullet holes—men behind masks made ’em, but Uncle Hank never
tightened a ribbon for the whole caboodle. The paint’s been knocked
off that stage in our service, and it’s ours. Therefore, though you be
yaller and handsome, with consid’ble silver plate, we can’t back you
against our own flesh and blood. And that settles it.’ Did we talk that
way, boys? No, we jest stood off and gambled on the result as if
Uncle Hank was a travelin’ stranger ’stead of the best friend we had.
We stood off impartial like and invited the white hoss outfit to git in
and win if it could. And now, gentlemen, have we got the nerve to
dynamite this opposition stage line, when the whole gang of us ought
to be blown sky high?
“Uncle Hank wouldn’t have had it so. He didn’t cherish any ill
feeling pussonly against anybody; whatever he said was because
they was takin’ away from him what he had worked all his life for. He
wasn’t jealous of George William, but of him as a stage driver,
because we made him so. Boys, he loved us and was mighty proud
of our regard—and we didn’t show it in the time of trial. And he’s
gone over the great divide with tears in his eyes, and we are to
blame. Who among any of us poor fools has a right to say that the
other stage shouldn’t follow?”
Bob sat down amid absolute silence, wiping his face vigorously.
Major Wilkerson rose to his feet. “I renew my suggestion,” said he,
“that we have the Gray Eagle stage. I think you’ll all agree that Bob’s
right.”
Morosin’ Jones rose from his stump, suffused with emotion. “In
course he’s right,” he said, huskily, “but the stage ou’t to be painted
black.” A murmur of assent greeted this speech.
The day was beautiful. The procession went slowly down the old
stage road, past Lime Point, through the Roaring River canyon,
beyond up Reddy’s grade, over the First Summit and then through
Little Forest to the watering-place at the head of the last canyon.
Every stream, every tree, every rock along the road was known to
Uncle Hank. He was going home over a familiar way. The pine trees,
with their somber green, were silent; the little streams that went
frolicking from one side of a canyon to another seemed subdued; it
was spring, but the gray squirrels were not barking in the tree-tops,
and the quail seemed to pipe but faintly through the underbrush. The
lupines and the bluebells nodded along the way; the chipmunks
stood in the sunlight and stared curiously.
All would have gone well had not George William Pike been a man
without understanding—and such a man is beyond redemption. He
did not appreciate the spirit of the invitation to join in this last simple
ceremony in honor of Uncle Hank. He accepted it as an apology
from Paradise Bar and growled to himself because of the absurd
request to paint the coach black—which he would not have done
except for an order from the superintendent, who was a man of
policy. A year could have been wasted in explaining that the
invitation was an expression of humility and of atonement for the
camp’s treatment of its own. So he came and wore his silk hat and
his red necktie, and Morosin’ Jones almost had a spasm in
restraining himself.
Down the mountain-side they went, slowly and decorously.
Nothing eventful happened until the mouth of the canyon was
cleared, and then George William became impatient. He could not
understand the spirit of the occasion. Meadow Lark and supper were
a long way off, and the luncheon at Half-Way House had been light.
So he began making remarks over his horses’ heads with the
intention of hurrying up Gregg, who was driving the old stage. “Well
fitted for this kind of work, those horses, ain’t they?” he said. “Seems
curious they were ever put on the stage.” Gregg said nothing, but
tightened rein a bit. “Where will we stop for the night?” asked George
William presently, flicking the off leader’s ear with his whip.
Gregg turned around angrily. “If you don’t like the way this thing is
bein’ done, you can cut and go on in town alone; but if you don’t
keep your mouth closed there’ll be trouble.”
“I don’t want to go into town alone,” rejoined George William
pleasantly, “but I reckon we’d go in better fashion if we was at the
head of this percession.”
“Maybe you’d better try it,” said Gregg, reddening, and thereupon
George William turned out his four white horses and his black stage,
without saying anything to his two passengers, and proceeded to go
around. Gregg gathered in the slack in his reins. “Go back!” he
roared. But Pike, swinging wide to the right to avoid the far-reaching
whip, went on. Nebuchadnezzar pricked up his ears. Rome looked
inquiringly at Athens, and Moloch snorted indignantly. Athens’
expression said very plainly: “Are we at our time of life going to
permit four drawing-room apologies for horses and a new-fangled
rattletrap to pass us on our own road?” The negative response could
be seen in the quiver that ran down each horse’s back. The leaders
gently secured their bits between their teeth. So absorbed was
Gregg in the strange actions of George William that he paid little
attention to his own horses.
Up and down the line behind him men were waving and
gesticulating and shouting. “Don’t let him pass you!” yelled
Wilkerson. That instruction ran up and down the line, clothed in a
variety of picturesque and forcible utterances. But no instruction was
needed by the horses in front of Gregg. They understood, and
scarcely had the other stage turned into the main road ahead when
they at one jump broke from a walk into a gallop. George William
saw and gave his four the rein and the whip. Glancing back, Gregg
watched the whole procession change from a line of decorous
dignity to one of active excitement. Dust began to rise, men on
horseback passed men on mules; men in buckboards passed men
on lumber wagons. George William held the road, and with it a great
advantage. To pass him it would be necessary to go out among the
rocks and the sage-brush, and the white four were racing swiftly,
rolling out behind them a blinding cloud of dust. Gregg set his teeth,
and spoke encouragingly to his horses. George William turned and
shouted back an insult: “You needn’t hurry; we’ll tell them you’ll be
there to-morrow. ’Tend to your new business; there is nothing in the
other for you. We’re going into town first.”
“Maybe,” said Gregg grimly—and loosened his whip. The four
lifted themselves together at its crack; in another half mile they were
ready to turn out to go around. Gregg watched for a place anxiously.
Brush and boulders seemed everywhere, but finally he chose a little
sandy wash along which ran the road for a way.
Turning out he went into the sand and lost ten yards. He heard
George William laugh sarcastically. But the old stage horses had
been in sand before, and had but one passenger besides their driver.
In a little while they were abreast the leaders, and here they stayed
and could gain no farther. For George William laid on the lash, and
the road was good. On they went, the one stage running smoothly
on the hard road, the other swaying, bounding, rocking, among the
rocks and gullies. A little while they ran thus, and then the road
began to tell. Pike shouted triumphantly. Gregg, with despair in his
heart, watched with grief the loss of inch after inch. “What can I do?”
he groaned—and turning, he found himself face to face with Uncle
Hank. The reins dropped from his nerveless hands, and his face
went white.
“Give me a hand!” shouted Uncle Hank, and over the swinging
door he crawled on the seat—and Gregg perceived he was flesh and
blood. The old fire was in his eyes, he stood erect and loosened his
whip with his left hand easily as of yore. And then something else
happened. The line behind was scattered and strung out to perhaps
a mile in length, but every eye was on the racing coaches. They saw
the familiar figure of the old stage driver, saw him gather up the
reins; saw and understood that he had come back to life again, and
up and down that line went a cheer such as Paradise Bar will seldom
hear again. Uncle Hank sent the whip waving over the backs of his
beloved. “Nebuchadnezzar! Moloch! Rome! Athens! Come! No
loafing now. This is our road, our stage—and our camp is shouting.
Don’t you hear the boys! Ten years together, you’n me. Whose dust
have we taken? Answer me! Good, Athens, good—steady, Rome,
you blessed whirlwind. Reach out, Neb—that’s it—reach. Easy,
Moloch, easy; never mind the rocks. Yo-ho! Yo-ho-o-o! In we go!”
At the first words of the master, the four lifted themselves as if
inspired. Then they stretched lowly and ran; ran because they knew
as only horses can know; ran as his voice ran, strong and straight. In
three minutes they turned in ahead of the white horses and the
funeral stage. The race was practically won. Uncle Hank with the
hilarious Gregg alongside, drove into Meadow Lark ten minutes
ahead of all others—and Meadow Lark in its astonishment almost
stampeded. After a while the rest of Paradise Bar arrived, two of its
leading citizens, who had started out in a certain black stage drawn
by four horses, coming in on foot. They were quite non-committal in
their remarks, but it was inferred from a few words dropped casually
that, after the stage stopped, they lost some time in chasing the
driver back into the foothills; and it was observed that they were
quite gloomy over their failure to capture him.
“Oh, never mind,” said Morosin’ Jones, in an ecstasy of joy.
“What’s the good of cherishin’ animosity? Why, for all I care he kin
wear that red necktie now if he wants to”—then after a pause—“yes,
and the silk hat, too, if he’s bound to be a cabby.”
Uncle Hank was smiling and shaking hands with everybody and
explaining how the familiar motion of the stage had brought him out
of his trance. “I’m awful glad to have you here, boys; mighty glad to
see you. The hosses and me are proud. I’ll admit it. We oughter be.
Ain’t Paradise Bar with us, and didn’t we win two out of three, after
all?”—From The Black Cat, June, 1902, copyright by Short Story
Publishing Co., and used by their kind permission.
HUMOROUS DIALECT SELECTIONS IN POETRY
KENTUCKY PHILOSOPHY
By Harrison Robertson
You Wi’yam, cum ’ere, suh, dis instunce. Wu’ dat you got under dat
box?
I do’ want no foolin’—you hear me? Wut you say? Ain’t nu’h’n but
rocks?
’Peahs ter me you’s owdashus p’ticler. S’posin’ dey’s uv a new kine.
I’ll des take a look at dem rocks. Hi yi! der you think dat I’s bline?
I calls dat a plain water-million, you scamp, en I knows whah it
growed;
It come fum de Jimmerson cawn fiel’, dah on ter side er de road.
You stole it, you rascal—you stole it! I watched you fum down in de
lot.
En time I gets th’ough wid you, nigger, you won’t eb’n be a grease
spot!
Now ain’t you ashamed er yo’se’f, sur? I is. I’s ’shamed you’s my
son!
En de holy accorjan angel he’s ’shamed er wut you has done;
En he’s tuk it down up yander in coal-black, blood-red letters—
“One water-million stoled by Wi’yam Josephus Vetters.”
En I’s now gwiner cut it right open, en you shain’t have nary bite,
Fuh a boy who’ll steal water-millions—en dat in de day’s broad light
—
Ain’t—Lawdy! its green! Mirandy! Mi-ran-dy! come on wi’ dat switch!
Well, stealin’ a g-r-e-e-n water-million! who ever yeered tell er des
sich?
Cain’t tell w’en dey’s ripe? W’y, you thump ’um, en we’n dey go pank
dey is green;
But w’en dey go punk, now you mine me, dey’s ripe—en dat’s des
wut I mean.
En nex’ time you hook water-millions—you heered me, you ign’ant,
you hunk,
Ef you doan’ want a lickin’ all over, be sho dat dey allers go “punk!”
—Harper’s Magazine.
OH, I DUNNO!
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Lindy’s hair’s all curly tangles, an’ her eyes es deep en’ gray,
En’ they allus seems er-dreamin’ en’ er-gazin’ far away,
When I ses, “Say, Lindy, darlin’, shall I stay, er shall I go?”
En’ she looks at me er-smilin’, en’ she ses, “Oh, I dunno!”
Now, she knows es I’m er-lovin’ her for years an’ years an’ years
But she keeps me hesitatin’ between my doubts an’ fears;
En’ I’m gettin’ pale and peaked, en’ et’s jes from frettin’ so
Ovur Lindy with her laughin’ an’ er-sayin’, “I dunno!”
T’other night we come frum meetin’ an’ I asks her fer a kiss,
En’ I tells her she’s so many that er few she’ll never miss;
En’ she looks up kinder shy-like, an’ she whispers sorter low,
“Jim, I’d ruther that you wouldn’t, but—er well—Oh, I dunno!”
Then I ses, “Now see here, Lindy, I’m er-wantin’ yer ter state
Ef yer thinks yer’ll ever love me, an’ if I had better wait,
Fer I’m tired of this fulein’, an’ I wants ter be yer beau,
An’ I’d like to hear yer sayin’ suthin’ else but I dunno!”
Then I puts my arm around her an’ I holds her close and tight,
En’ the stars away up yander seems er-winkin’ et th’ sight,
Es she murmurs sof’ an’ faintly, with the words er-comin’ slow,
“Jim, I never loved no other!” Then I ses, “Oh, I dunno!”
RORY O’MORE
By Samuel Lover
Then Rory, the rogue, stole his arm ’round her neck,
So soft and so white, without freckle or speck,
And he looked in her eyes that were beaming with light,
And he kissed her sweet lips;—don’t you think he was right?
“Now, Rory, leave off, sir; you’ll hug me no more.
That’s eight times to-day you have kiss’d me before.”
“Then here goes another,” says he, “to make sure,
For there’s luck in odd numbers,” says Rory O’More.
HOWDY SONG
By Joel Chandler Harris
“IMPH-M”
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