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GAME THEORY
IN THE
AGE OF CHAOS
A book of essays
on games and politics
by Mike Selinker
2
Fun fact: Most states have treason statutes too! And they
pretty much all have the same penalty as the one spelled out in the
federal code. But hey, Mr. Vice President, I wouldn’t worry about
it. You’re probably fine.
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The gambler: Why
Trump keeps doubling
down on an idiotic
Russia strategy
August 9, 2017
really
really
sideways.
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When James Alex Fields drove his Challenger
into a crowd of anti-fascist protesters in
Charlottesville, it ended all that rah-rah.
Politicians across the spectrum chose to condemn
the neo-Nazi violence by its common name,
white supremacist terrorism. Orrin Hatch did.
Chuck Schumer as well. John McCain. Bill
Clinton. Marco Rubio. Nancy Pelosi. Terry
McAuliffe. Ted Cruz. Bernie Sanders. Ivanka
Trump.
The president?
3:46 PM:
No condemnation at all.
5 Within a few weeks after I wrote this, Bannon and Gorka were
removed from the White House. Miller remains in his job,
apparently in control of immigration policy.
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Abortion rights and
the game theory
of armor
October 3, 2017
7Trigger warning: I’m going to say “crazy” like it’s a bad thing.
Mental illness is complicated, and this is a simplistic article about
war. Apologies in advance.
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near the Soviet border. By convincing Leonid
Brezhnev he would risk nuclear war, Nixon
thought Brezhnev would beg for peace.
That doesn’t let the teams off the hook in the last
offseason. There’s plenty of time to teach a gifted
quarterback like Kaepernick a new system, and he
very well might prosper in it. It at least is a better
bet than hoping Blaine Gabbert turns out to be
great. Yet no one took the bet on Kaepernick. No
one at all.
Meantime, #ImWithKap.
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Beating the veto
player: How to end
sexual harassment in
the workplace
December 3, 2017
8The day after I published this, Conyers resigned his seat. A few
days later, Franken announced his resignation. Moore still ran, and
Trump endorsed him, and both lost the Alabama Senate race.
10 This is from the book Rebel Dawn by A.C. Crispin. Because I’m
fair-use quoting it, I need to review it. My review: It’s … well, it’s
not good.
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tournaments at Star Wars Celebration, I’m one of
the few earthlings who knows how to play
Sabacc, which is kind of like being crowned
Most Valuable Seeker of your town’s Quidditch
league. Maybe I should just talk about poker.
Yowza.
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I said there were two ways to answer the question
of how much a player can bet, the first being
table stakes. The second is called “out of pocket,”
the much more dangerous way to play poker. In
an out of pocket game, any player can bet any
amount greater than the number of chips he has.
He can reach into his pocket for more money to
back up whatever he has already put into the
hand. In the movies, this is when the keys to the
Aston Martin hit the felt. In Casino Royale,
Bond’s opponent wants to bet his car, and Bond
lets him. Spoiler: Bond gets the car.
It’s that last bit that’s the problem. Search all you
like in the public card rooms of Las Vegas, but
you will be hard-pressed to find a no-limit Hold
’Em game that allows players to play out of
pocket. You will find out-of-pocket games, and
you will find no-limit games, but almost never the
two together. That’s because the ability to reach
into one’s pocket to cover a bet that’s uncapped
in its maximum size means that anyone with a
sufficient bankroll can buy any pot. You bet $10,
and I raise $1 million. Chances are you can’t
cover that, so you must fold. That’s untenable, and
it’s not really poker, so it’s not played.
Even with all the racists who vote like Steve King
behind him, Trump is probably not getting re-
elected with a 35 percent approval rating. But
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unlike a Congressperson, he’s got a four-year job.
It’s got an arc. One aspect of that arc is that the
incumbent party does poorly in the midterm
election after a president assumes office.
Everyone knows that. Even Trump knows that.
January 8, 2018
14 It didn’t.
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several smaller coalitions, called factions, each of
which has its own agenda and strategies against
the others. In coalition theory, it doesn’t matter
much what individuals in factions do; it only
matters how each faction acts as a group, and if
that group has an incentive to stay together.
Though man, the horse-soring thing gives DACA a run for its
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money on the unbelievable-inhumanity-of-Trump leaderboard.
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negotiation at gunpoint. Yet here, he comes off as
the reasonable one. His flexibility is the dominant
strategy in the room.
March 2, 2018
• Michigan (38.9%)
• Louisiana (38.7%)
• Tennessee (32.6%)
• South Carolina (31.9%)
• Kentucky (31.8%)
• Texas (31.2%)
And yet…
October 6, 2013
It’s a puzzle.
Mike Selinker