Yo mamma Jokes…
Yo mama is so fat that her
bellybutton gets home 15 minutes
before she does.
Yo mama is so fat that when she
was diagnosed with a flesh-eating
disease, the doctor gave her ten
years to live.
Yo mama is so fat that the National
Weather Service names each one of
her farts.
Yo mama is so fat that when she
wears a yellow raincoat, people yell
"taxi!"
Yo mama is so fat and dumb that
the only reason she opened her
email was because she heard it
contained spam.
Yo mama is so fat she threw on a
sheet for Halloween and went as
Antarctica.
Yo mama is so fat that she looked
up cheat codes for Wii Fit
Yo mama is so fat that the only
exercise she gets is when she
chases the ice cream truck.
Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a
dollar and squeezed a booger out
George Washington's nose.
Yo mama is so fat that when she
gets in an elevator, it has to go
down.
Yo mama is so fat that when her
beeper goes off, people think she's
backing up.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to
iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama is so fat that she left the
house in high heels and came back
wearing flip flops.
Yo mama is so fat that people jog
around her for exercise.
Yo mama is so fat that she was
floating in the ocean and Spain
claimed her for the New World.
Yo mama is so fat that when she
walked in front of the TV, I missed 3
seasons of Breaking Bad.
Yo mama is so fat that you have to
grease the door frame and hold a
twinkie on the other side just to get
her through!
Yo mama is so fat that that when
she sits on the beach, Greenpeace
shows up and tries to tow her back
into the ocean...
Yo mama is so fat that when she
bungee jumps, she brings down the
bridge too.
Yo mama is so fat that when she
talks to herself, it’s a long distance
call.
Yo mama is like a hockey player,
she only showers after three
periods.
Yo mama is like a chicken coop,
cocks fly in and out all day.
Yo mama has so many teeth
missing, that it looks like her tongue
is in jail.
Yo mama's mouth is so big that she
speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama is so grouchy that the
McDonalds she works in doesn't
even serve Happy Meals.
You suck... yo mama does too, but
she charges.
Yo mama is like a paper towel, she
picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.
Yo mama is like Bazooka Joe, 5
cents a blow.
Yo mama is like a telephone, even a
3 year old can pick her up.
Yo mama is like a Christmas tree,
everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo mama is like the sun, look at her
too long and you'll go blind.
Yo mama is like a library, she's
open to the public.
Yo mama is like a fine restaurant,
she only takes deliveries in the rear.
Yo mama is like an ATM, open 24
hours.
Yo mama's so fat that she expresses
her weight in scientific notation.
Yo mama's so fat that scientists
track her position by observing
anomalies in Pluto's orbit.
Yo mama's so fat that a recursive
function computing her weight
causes a stack overflow.
Yo mama's so fat that the long
double numeric variable type in
C++ is insufficient to express her
weight.
Yo mama's so fat that THX can't
even surround her.
Yo mama's a convenient proof that
the universe is still expanding
exponentially.
Yo mama’s so big that she has a
gravitational pull equal to that of
the sun.
Yo mama's so big that doctors use
scuba divers as nanobots to clean
her arteries.
Yo mama's so dumb that she went
to the dentist and asked for a
bluetooth.
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't
just have a low center of gravity,
she has an elliptical orbit.