Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett collaborated on the novel Good Omens in the late 1980s. They would excitedly brainstorm ideas over the phone each day for months, sending drafts back and forth. Though they didn't know how popular it would become, the book took on a life of its own as they wrote. It became a worldwide cult classic beloved by many readers for its humor and re-readability. While there has been interest in a sequel or movie, the authors were content having created a novel that made each other and readers laugh.
Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett collaborated on the novel Good Omens in the late 1980s. They would excitedly brainstorm ideas over the phone each day for months, sending drafts back and forth. Though they didn't know how popular it would become, the book took on a life of its own as they wrote. It became a worldwide cult classic beloved by many readers for its humor and re-readability. While there has been interest in a sequel or movie, the authors were content having created a novel that made each other and readers laugh.
Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett collaborated on the novel Good Omens in the late 1980s. They would excitedly brainstorm ideas over the phone each day for months, sending drafts back and forth. Though they didn't know how popular it would become, the book took on a life of its own as they wrote. It became a worldwide cult classic beloved by many readers for its humor and re-readability. While there has been interest in a sequel or movie, the authors were content having created a novel that made each other and readers laugh.
becn hallowed by time) Oce upon a time Neil He didn't know Gaiman wrote half a short story. how it ended. He sent it to Terry Drarchett, who didn't know, either. But it festered away Terrv's mind and he rang Neil about a year later and said: I don't know how it ends, but I I do know Lonnens next. The first draft took about two months. what ecOnd draft took about six months. Quite why, we don't know, but it did include explaining the the American publishers. jokes to VHAT WASIT LIKE WORKING WITH NEII. GAIMAN/TERRY PRATCHETT? Ah. You have to remember, you see, that in those davs Neil Gaiman was barely Neil Gaiman and Terrv Pratchett was only just Terry Pratchett. They'd known one another for years, Neil having done an with Terry in 1985, after the first interview Discworld book came out. Look, it wasn't a big deal, okay? At whole thingg did either of them say to theno point in the Ican't believe I'm working other, Wow, with you! HOW DID YOUWRITE IT? Mostly by shouting the phone a couple ofexcitedly at one another down and sending a disk off times aa day for two a week, to the other There were attempts months, guy several times itng process at toward the end of the cation vvia machine-to-machine 300/75 baud modems, 393 but as communi a means of communication this turned out to be slightly les8 efficient than underwater yodelling. Neil was mostly nocturnal back then, so he'd get up in the early aftern0on and see the flashing red light on his ansaphone, which would mean there would be a message from Terry that would usually begin 'Get up, get up, you bastard, I've just written a good bit!" And then the first phone call of the day would happen, when Terry would read Neil what he'd written that morning, and Neil would read Terry what he'd written much earlier that morning. Then they'd talk excitedly at each other, and it would be a race to get to the next good bit before the other guy. ISTHAT WHY THERE'S AN ANSAPHONE IN THE STORY? Probably. It was a long time ago, you know. WHO WROTE WHAT BIT? Ah. Another tricky one. As the official Keeper of the One True Copy, Terry physically wrote more of Draft 1 than Neil. But if 2,000 words are written after a lot of excited shouting, it's a moot point down whose Words they are. And, in any case, as a matter of honour both of them rewrote and footnoted the other guy's stuff, and both can write passably in the other one's style. The Agnes Nutter scenes and the kids mostly originated with Terry, the Four Horsemen and anything that involved maggots started with Neil. Neil had most influence on the opening, Terry on the ending. Apart from that, they just shouted excitedly a lot. The point they both realized the text had wandered into its own world was in the basement of the old Gollancz books, where they'd got together to proofread the final copy, and Neil congratulated Terry on a Iine that Terry knew he hadn't written, and Neilwas certain he hadn't written either. They both privately suspect that at some point the book had started to generate text 394 on its own, but neither of them will actually admit this publiclyfor fear of being thought odd. TwHY DID YOUWRITE IT? seemed a shame not to. Besides, not writing it would gn that generations of readers would not have a book rhat could be dropped regularly in the bath. WHY ISNT THERE A SEQUEL? We played around with ideas, but we could never work up the enthusiasm. Besides, we wanted to do other things (and some of those ideas probably ended up, bent to a different shape, in the works of both of us). Recently, though, we've both been wondering if 'never again' is set in stone. So there might be a sequel one day. Maybe. Perhaps. Whoknows? We don't. DID YOUKNOW IT WOULD BE A 'CULT CLASSIC WHEN YOU WROTE IT? If by cult classic' you mean that all over the world there are people with their own copies of Good Omens, which they've read over and over and over, books they've dropped in baths and in puddles and in bowls of parsnip soup, books held together with duct tape and putty and string, books that are no longer lent out because no one in their right mind would actually borrow something like that without having it clinically sterilized first, then no, we didn't. Whereas if by cult classic' you mean a book that's sold millions and millions of copies around the world, many of them to the same people, because they buy them and then lend them out to their friends and never see them again so buy more copies, then no, we didn't. Actually it doesn't really matter what definition of cult classic you use, We didn't think we were writing one. We were writing a book we thought was funny and we were trying to make each other laugh. We weren't even sure that anyone would actually want to publish it. 395 OH, COME ON, YOURE NEIL GAIMAN AND TERRY PRATCHETT. Yes, but we weren't then (see What was it like work ing with Neil Gaiman/Terry Pratchett? above). We were these two blokes with an idea, who were telling each other a story. WILL THERE BE AMOVIE,THEN? Neil likes to think that one day maybe there will, and Terry is certain that it will never happen. In either case, neither of them will believe it untilthey're actually eat ing popcorn at the premiere. And even then, probably not. NEIL GAIMAN ON TERRY PRATCHETT Right. So it'sFebruary of 1985, and it's a Chinese restaurant in London, and it's the author's first interview., His publicist had been pleasantly surprised that anyone would want to talk to him (the author has. just written a funny fantasy book called The Colour of Magic), but she's set up thhis lunch with a young journalist anyway. former journalist, has a hat, but it's a Theauthor, cap, not a Proper Author Hat. Not Small, black leathery The journalist has a hat too. It's a greyish thing, yet. the ones Humphrey Bogart wears in movies. onrt oflike he doesn't look like only when the journalist wears it someone wearing a Humphrey Bogart: he lookS like slowly The journalist is grown-up's hat. how discovering matter hard he tries, he cannot become that, no that it itches, or blows off person: it's not just ahat inconvenient momentsS, it's that he forgets, and at restaurants, and 1S now getting very used to leaves it in the doors of restaurants about l1:00 a.m. knocking on asking if they found a hat. One day, very soon now, and bothering with hats, and decide the journalist will stop black leather jacket instead. to buy a printed So they have lunch, and the interview gets Voyager magazine, along with a photo of the in Space and author browsing the shelves in Forbidden Planet, timportant, they make each other laugh, and like the way the other one thinks. And the author is Terry Pratchett, and the journalist IS me, and it's been two decades since I left a hat in arestaurant, and one and a half decades since Terry scOveredhis inner Bestselling-Author-with-a-Proper Author-Hat. 397 days, what with We don't see each other much these we're on each when living on different continents, and, signing books other's continent, spending all our timetogether was at for other people. The last time we ate signing. It was asushi counter in Minneapolis, after a your sushi on put an all-you-can-eat night, where they little boats and floated it over to you. After a while, of obviously feeling we were taking unfair advantagegave chef the whole all-you-can-eat thing, the sushi produced up on the putting sushi on little boats, something that looked like the Leaning Tower of Yellowtail, handed it to us, and announced that he was going home. Nothing much had changed, except everything. These are the things I realized back in 1985: Terry knew a lot. He had the kind of head that people get when they're interested in things, and go and ask questions and listen and read. He knew genre, enough to know the territory, and he knew enough outside genre to be interesting. He was ferociously intelligent. He was having fun. Then again, Terry is that rarity, the kind of author who likes Writing, not Having Written, or Being a Writer, but the actual sitting there and making things up in front of a screen. At the time we met, he was still working as a press officer for the South Western Electricity board. He wrote four hundred words a night, every night: it was the only way for him to keep a real job and still write books. One night, a year later, he finished a novel, with a hundred words still to go, so he put apiece of paper into his typewriter, and wrote a hundred words of the next novel. (The day he retired to become a full-time writer, he phoned me up. It's only been half an hour since Iretired, and already Ihate those bastards," he said cheerfully.) There was something else that was obvious in 1985: Terry was a science fiction writer. It was the way his 398 mind worked: the urge to back together in take it all apart, and put it together. It was thedifferent ways, to see how it all fit engine that drove not a what if. or an if only . . .' or Discworld even an it's goes on. ..; it was the far more if this subtle and If there was really a , what would that dangerous would it work?? mean? How In the Nicholls-Clute Encyclopedia of Science Fiction, there was an ancient woodcut of a man pushing his head through the back of the world, past the sky, and seeing the cogs and the wheels and the engines that drove the universe machine. That's what people do in Terry Pratchett books, even if the people doing it are sometimes rats and sometimes small girls. People learn things. They open their heads. So we discovered we shared a similar sense of humour, and a similar set of cultural referents; we'd read the same obscure books, took pleasure in pointing each other to weird Victorian reference books. Afew years after we met, in 1988, Terry and Iwrote abook together. It began as a parody of Richmal Crompton's William books, which we called William the Antichrist, but rapidly outgrew that conceit and became about a number of other things instead, and we called it Good Omens. It was a funny novel about the end of thà world and how we're all going to die. Working with Terry, Ifelt like a journeyman alongside a master craftsman in some medieval guild. He constructs novels like a guildmaster might build a cathedral arch. There is art, of course, but that's the result of building it well. What there is more of is the pleasure taken in constructing something that does what it's meant to do - to make people read the story, and laugh, and possibly even think. (This is how we wrote a novel together. I'd write late at night. Terry wrote early in the morning. In the atternoon we'd have very long phone conversations Where we'd read each other the best bits we'd written, and talk about stuff that could happen neNt. The main 399 laugh. We posted objective was to make the other one this was before floppy disks back and forth, because tried using e-mail. There was one night when we 300/75 modem to send some text across the country, at if speeds, directly from computer to computer becauseus e-mail had been invented back then nobody had told about it. We managed it too. But the post was faster.) Terry has been writing professionally for a very long time, honing his craft, getting quietly better and better. The biggest problem he faces is the problem of excellence: he makes it look easy. This can be a problem. The public doesn't know where the craft lies. It's wiser to make it look harder than it is, a lesson all jugglers learn. In the early days the reviewers compared him to the late Douglas Adams, but then Terry went on to write books as enthusiastically as Douglas avoided writing them, and now, if there is any comparison to be made of anything from the formal rules of a Pratchett novel to the sheer prolific fecundity of the man, it might be to P. G. Wodehouse. But mostly newspapers, magazines, and critics do not compare him to anyone. He exists in a blind spot, with two strikes against him: he writes funny books, in a world in which funny is synonymous with trivial, and they are fantasies Or more precisely, they are set on the Discworld, aflat world, which rests on the back of four elephants, who in turn stand on the back of a turtle, heading off through space. It's a location in which Terry Pratchett can write anything, from hard-bitten crime dramas to vampiric political parodies, to children's books. And those children's books have changed things. Terry won the prestigious Carnegie Medal for his pied piper tale The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, awarded by the librarians of the UK, and the Carnegie 1s an award that even newspapers have to respect. (Even s0, the newspapers had their revenge, cheerfully misunderstanding Terry's acceptance speech and accusing him of bashing J. K. Rowling and J. R. R. 400 in a speech about the real magic Tolkien and fantasy, of fantastic fiction.) most recent books have shown Terry in a new The mode - books like Night Watch and Monstrous Regiment are darker, deeper, more outraged at what people can do to people, while prouder of what people can do for each other. And yes, the books are still funny, but they no longer follow the jokes: now the books follow the story and the people. Satire is a word that is often used to mean that there aren't any people in the fiction, and for that reason I'm uncomfortable calling Terry a satirist. What he is, is A Writer, and there are few enough of those around. There are lots of people who call themselves writers, mind you. But it's not the same thing at all. In person, Terry is genial, driven, funny. He likes writing, and he likes writing Practical. became a bestselling author is a good fiction. That he thing: it allows him to write as much as he about the Banana Daiquiris,wishes. He wasn't joking saw him we drank ice wine although the last time I while we set the world to together in his hotel room, rights. TERRY PRATCHETT ON NEIL GAIMAN What can I say about Neil Gaiman that has not already been said in The Morbid Imagination: Five Case Studies? Well, he's no genius. He's better than that. He's not a wizard, in other words, but a conjurer. Wizards don't have to work. They wave their hands, and the magic happens. But conjurers, now conjurers work very hard. They spend a lot of time in their youth watching, very carefully, the best conjurers of their day. They seek out old books of trickery and, being natural conjurers, read everything else as well, because history itself is just amagic show. They observe the way people think, and the many ways in which they don't. They learn the subtle use of springs, and how to open mighty temple doors at a touch, and how to make the trumpets sound. And they take centre stage and amaze you with flags of all nations and smoke and mirrors, and you cry: Amazing! How does he do it? What happened to the elephant? Where's the rabbit? Did he really smash my watch?? And in the back row we, the other conjurers, say quietly: Well done. Isn't that a variant of the Prague Levitating Sock? Wasn't that Pasqual's Spirit Mirror, where the girl isn't really there? But where the hell did that flaming sword come from?" And we wonder if there may be such a thing as wizardry, after all . Imet Neil in 1985, when The Colour of Magic had just Come out. It was my first ever interview as an author. Neil was making a living as a freelance journalist and had the pale features of someone who had sat through 402 the review in order to showings of live off the altogether too many bad movies servedat the receptions freebie cold chicken lcgs they Contacts book, which is afterwards (and to now the size of thebuild up his Contains rather more interesting Bible and journalism in order to eat, whichpeople). He was doing is a very good way learning journalism. Probably the only real of to think of it. way, come He also had avery bad hat. It He was not a hat person. 1 was a grey homburg. here was no natural hetween hat and man. Ihat was the first andunity last e I saw the hat. As if subconsciously aware of the ad hatitude, he used to forget it and leave it behind in restaurants. One day, he never went back for it. I put this in for the serious fans out there: If you search glly. really hard, yOu may find a small restaurant somewhere in London with a dusty grey homburg at the back of asshelf. Who knows what will happen if you tryiton? Anyway, we got on fine. Hard to say why, but at bottom was a shared delight and amazement at the of the universe, in stories, in obscure cheer strangenesS bookshops. details, in strange old books in unregarded We stayed in contact. you (SEX: pages being ripped offa calendar. You know, any more just don't get that in moves big in And one thing led to another, and he became dav and one graphic novels, and Discworld took off, and said short story he sent me about six pages of a didn't either, he didn't know how it continued, and I drawer and and about ayear later I took it out of the see did see what happened next, even if I couldn't how it all ended yet, and we wrote it together and that was Good Omens. It was done by twO guys who didn't have anything to lose by having fun. We didn't do it for the money. But, as it turned out, we got a lot of money. .. Hey, let me tell you about the weirdness, like when he was staying with us for the editing and we 403 and two of our heard a noise and went into his room they were white doves had got in and couldn't get out; panicking around theroom and Neil was wakingwhichup in saying Wstfgl?, a storm of snowy white feathersvocabulary. Or the time is his normal ante-meridiem Women when we were in a bar and he met the Spider hotel Or the time on tour when we checked into our and in the morning it turned out that his TV had been showing him strange late-night seminaked bondage bisexual chat shows, and mine had picked up nothing but reruns of Mr. Ed. And the moment, live on air. when we realized that an under-informed New York radio interviewer with ten minutes of chat still to go thought Good Omens was not a work of fiction [cut toa train, pounding along the tracks. That's another scene they never showin movies these days..] And there we were, ten years on, travelling across Sweden and talking about the plot of American Gods (him) and The Amazing Maurice (me). Probably both of us at the same time. It was just like the old days. One of us says, Idon't know how to deal with this tricky bit of plot'; the other one listens and says, The solu tion, Grasshopper, is in the way you state the problem. Fancy a coffee?' A lot had happened in those ten years. He'd left the comics world shaken, and it'll never be quite the same. The effect was akin to that of Tolkien on the fantasy novel - everything afterwards is in some way influenced. Iremember on one US Good Omens tour walking round a comics shop. We'd been signing for a lot of comics fans, some of whom were clearly puzzled at the concept of 'dis story wid no pitchers in it', and I wandered around the shelves looking at the opposition. That's when Irealized he was good. 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