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Napa Valley RegisteR ARTS HOliDay eDitiON • NOVeMBeR 22-23, 2023 | A7

MOVIE REVIEW

The emperor has no clothes but plenty of ego in ‘Napoleon’


JAKE COYLE terrified, even panting. He looks Revolution to marauding tyrant at times have more in common
AP Film Writer more like Phoenix’s anxious whose wars left three million with some of his past depic-
For such a famed historical protagonist in “Beau Is Afraid” dead. Napoleon, himself, helped tions of melancholy loners (“The
figure, Napoleon has made only than the man who would be- shape his legacy while exiled on Master,” “The Joker”) than any
fleeting appearances in movies come France’s Caesar. Napoleon St. Helena with a self-serving factual record of Napoleon. A
since Abel Gance’s 1927 silent doesn’t storm the gates so much memoir. Some of the titans of quality like ambition, you’d
film. as lurch desperately at them. 19th century literature reck- think, would be prominent in
Stanley Kubrick had grand And for the rest of Scott’s film oned with him. Victor Hugo depicting Napoleon. He was a
designs for a Napoleon epic and Phoenix’s riveting perfor- wrote Napoleon lost at Waterloo notorious workaholic, metic-
that went unmade. (Steven mance, Napoleon’s actions are because he had grown “trouble- ulously organized and an en-
Spielberg is attempting to re- never much more complicated some to God.” Tolstoy, in “War ergetic intellectual — little of
vive those plans as a series ). than that. He assumes power and Peace,” was less impressed, which is present here, making
Napoleon and his bicorne hat — cavalierly. His coup d’état calling him, “that most insignif- Napoleon’s rise to power some-
more icon of history than a real against the French Directory icant instrument of history.” times hard to fathom.
character — mostly only pops in 1799 is a ramshackle farce. In “Napoleon,” which begins But that’s also part of the
up in time-traveling odysseys He flings his armies around the with Marie Antoinette at the point of “Napoleon,” which
like “Time Bandits” or “Bill and continent without the slightest guillotine and ends with Napo- surely has some contemporary
Ted’s Excellent Adventure.” concern. He’s prone to petulant leon on St. Helena where he died echoes. There are plenty of en-
The party, though, is finally rages, screaming at the British: at age 51 in 1821, it’s startling ablers along the way (a highlight
on in Ridley Scott’s “Napoleon,” “You think you’re so great be- how much disregard the movie of the supporting cast is Paul
starring Joaquin Phoenix. Scott cause you have boats!” has for its protagonist. Holly- Rhys as the scheming diplomat
doesn’t do anything small, not “Napoleon” subscribes more wood historical epics have tra- Talleyrand) as the film marches
even famously diminutive to the Not-So-Great Man theory ditionally leaned toward aggran- through major events like the
French emperors. And his two- of history. This Napoleon isn’t dizement, not the undressing of fall of Robespierre, the 1799
hour-38-minute big-screen extraordinary nor is he much of fragile, deluded male egos who coup, Napoleon making himself
biopic serves up a heaping his- a man. He’s a boyishly impul- exclaim over dinner: “Destiny Emperor in 1804 and the trium-
torical spectacle complete with sive, thin-skinned brute, ca- has brought me here! Destiny phant Battle of Austerlitz. The
bloody European battles and reening his way through Europe has brought me this lamb chop!” last is Scott’s finest set piece in
massive military maneuvers. and leaving battlefields of dead Here is a sweeping historical the film, ending in a rout of the
But don’t mistake “Napoleon” soldiers in his wake. When he, tapestry — no one does it bet- Russian forces as they flee over a
for your average historical epic. while on a campaign in Egypt, ter today than Scott — with a frozen pond while the bombard-
Our first sense that this may is informed over lunch that his damning, almost satirical por- ment of cannons plunges them
not be a grand glorification of a wife, Joséphine (Vanessa Kirby), trait at its center. That mix — into an icy grave.
Great Man of history comes early is having an affair back in Paris, Scott’s spectacle and Phoenix’s “Napoleon,” an Apple Studios
in the film, when a 24-year-old he responds curtly to the mes- the-emperor-has-no-clothes release, is rated R by the Motion
Bonaparte leads the siege on the senger: “No dessert for you.” performance — makes “Napo- Picture Association for strong vi-
British troops controlling the For more than 200 years, leon” a rivetingly off-kilter ex- olence, some grisly images, sex- KEVIN BAKER, ASSOCIATED PRESS
port city of Toulon. When Na- characterizations of Napoleon perience. ual content and brief language. This image released by Apple Studios
poleon, then a major, charges have ranged from genius re- It’s not always a smooth mix. Running time: 158 minutes. Three shows Joaquin Phoenix in a scene
forward in the fight, he’s visibly former born out of the French Phoenix’s characterization may stars out of four. from “Napoleon.”

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