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Hidden Meanings in Words
Hidden Meanings in Words
Hidden Meanings in Words
Self ... remove the 's' in the word S-elf to spell elf,
the hidden meaning of what we are, magical,
powerful in our own selves when we expand
ourselves to experiences to know it. To add the 'S'
back into the beginning of the word shows us S-elf
our powerful self.
1. MOTHER-IN-LAW
Woman Hitler
2.
ELECTION RESULTS
Lies, let’s recount!
3.
FRITO LAY
Oily fart
4.
SLOT MACHINES
Cash lost in me
5.
LAXATIVE
Exit lava
6.
DESPERATION
A rope ends it
7.
NARCISSISM
Man’s crisis
8.
SNOOZE ALARMS
Alas, no more z’s
9.
ANIMOSITY
Is no amity
10.
THE MEANING OF LIFE
The fine game of nil
11.
LOST IN SPACE
So, let’s panic!
12.
THE HURRICANES
These churn air
13.
FUNERAL
Real fun
14.
BARBIE DOLL
Liberal bod
15.
NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY
A very nasty weeper
16.
CHRISTMAS
Trims cash
17.
THE EYES
They see
18.
EVANGELIST
Evil’s agent
19.
A DECIMAL POINT
I’m a dot in place
20.
LISTEN
Silent
21.
ELEVEN PLUS TWO
Twelve plus one
22.
THE TITANIC DISASTER
Death, it starts in ice
23.
CLOTHESPINS
So let’s pinch
24.
BREASTS
bra sets
25.
CONVERSATION
voices rant on
26.
STATUE OF LIBERTY
Built to stay free
27.
A GENTLEMAN
Elegant man
28.
THE EARTHQUAKES
That queer shake
29.
GARBAGE MAN
Bag manager
30.
BUTTERFLY
Flutter by
31.
A SHOPLIFTER
Has to pilfer
32.
WAITRESS
A stew, sir?
33.
DORMITORY
Dirty room
34.
ACHIEVEMENTS
Nice, save them
35.
CONFESSIONAL
On scale of sin
36.
VEGETARIAN
Ate in grave
37.
ACTION MAN
Cannot aim
38.
SHOWER TIME
Where moist
39.
GEOLOGIST
Go get oils
40.
IPOD LOVER
Poor devil
41.
A TELESCOPE
To see place
42.
LAST SUPPER
Purest pals
43.
PUNISHMENT
Nine thumps
44.
THE MORSE CODE
Here come dots
45.
ASTRONOMER
Moon starer
46.
HOT WATER
Worth tea
47.
THE COUNTRY SIDE
No city dust here
48.
PRESBYTERIAN
Best in prayer
49.
DEBIT CARD
Bad credit
50.
FLAMETHROWER
Oh, felt warmer.
Awake is a wake
Morning = mourning
Avoid = a void
Smart = sharp, local, and usually superficial pain, as a wound (not only in the
past, but is still defined as such in the dictionary today).
Hertz = Hurt. The higher the number of hertz your smart device has, the
more it hertz you.
We use our real eyes (not our physical ones) to real - ize
something or see with our real I
Bible Bi-Bull
Paradox pair of Ox
A Lie N’ aliens
Gospel Go-Spell
Xmas X miss
Soldiers are sold-to-die, that is why they have dog tags issued to them.