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The Good Woman of Schetzuan Scene Vi
The Good Woman of Schetzuan Scene Vi
SrIN: Bad news, mother. She just told me, oh so innocently, that
she can't sell the shop for me. Some people are dunning her
topay back those 200 silver dollars she gave you. Though her
Cousin says there's nothing about it in writing.
can't marry her, of
MRS YANG: What did you say to her? You
COurse.
she is too
SUN: There's no point in discussing all that with her;
pig-headed. Ihave sent for her cousin.
YANG: But he wants tO get her married to the barber.
MRS barber has been seen off.
SUN: I've dealt with that marriage. The
gone if Idon't
Her cousin will soon realise the business has seize it, but
produce the two hundred, as the creditors will
on top.
that the job's gone too if I don't get the z00and talk to your
outside. Go
MRSYANG: I lgo and look for him
bride now, Sun!
pours out wine: I wasnot mis
SHEN TEH, to the audience as she disappointment.
taken in him. Not a line of his face betrayed
have been to renounce
Despite the heavy blow that it must
flying he is perfectly cheerful, I love him very much. She
his have not yet drunk with
motions Sun to come toher. Sun, you
the bride!
SUN: What shall we drink to?
SHEN TEH: Let it be to the future.
They drink.
When the bridegroom's dinner jacket is his own!
SUN: dress is stillsometimes exposed to
SHEN TEH: But the bride's
the rain.
62 THE GOOD PERSON OF SZECHWAN
SUN: To all we want for ourselves!
SHEN TEH: May it come soon!
MRS YANG, to Mrs Shin as she leaves: I am delighted with m
son. I've always tried to make him realise that he can get any
girl he wants. Him, a trained pilot and mechanic. And who
does he go and tell me now? I am marrying for love, mother.
he says. Money isn't everything. It's a love match! To the
Sister-in-law: Sooner or later these things have to happen.
don't they? But it's hard on a mother, very hard. Calling to
the priest: Don't cut it too short. If you take as long over
the ceremony as you did arguing about the fee, that will make
it nice and dignified. To Shen Teh: We shall have to hold
things up a bit, my dear. One of our most valued guests has
stil to arrive. To all: Please excuse us. Exit.
THE SISTER-IN-LAWw: It's a pleasure to be patient as long as
there's something to drink.
They sit down.
THE UNEMPLOYED MAN: We're not missing much.
SUN, loudly and facetiously in front of the guests: Before thecere
mony starts I ought to give you a little test. There's some
point when the wedding's at such short notice. To the guests:
Ihave n0 idea what sort of wife I'mn going to get. It's most
disturbing. For instance, can you use three tea-leaves to make
five cups of tea?
SHEN TEH: No.
SUN: Then I shan't be getting any tea. Can you sleep on a straw
mattress the size of that book the priest's reading?
SHEN TEH: Double?
SUN: Single.
SHEN TEH: In that case, no.
SUN: Dreadful, what a wife I'm getting.
All laugh. Behind Shen Teh Mrs Yang appears in the doorway.
She shrugs her shoulders to tell Sun that the expected guest is not
to be seen.
MRS SHIN: There's going to be a scandal. One can feel it; one
can sniff it in the air. The bride is waiting for the ceremony,
but the bridegroom is waiting for her honourable cousin.
sUN: The honourable cousin is taking his time.
SHEN TEH, softly: Oh, Sun!
SUN: Sitting here with the tickets in my pocket, and an idiot
beside me who can'tdo arithmetic! And I see the day coming
when you'll be putting the police on me to get your 200 silver
dollars back.
SHEN TEH,to the audience: He is evil and he would like me to be
evil too. Here am I who love him, and he stays
cousin. But round me sit the defenceless: the waiting
for a
old woman
SCENE SIX
67
with her sick husband, the poor who wait at the door every
morningfor rice, and an unknown man from Pekin who is
worried about his job. And they all protect me because they
in mne,
allhave faith
theglass jug
at in which the wine is near the bottom:
SUN Stares clock. We are poor people, and once the
The wine-jugis our
guests have drunk
the wine the clock has run down for ever.
to hin to keep silent, and footsteps can be heard
Mrs Yang signs
Once more.
THE WAITER
enters: Do you wish to order another jug of wine,
Do you
Mrs Yang?
YANG: No, II thinkthere will be enough. Wine only makes
MRS
think ?
one too hot, don't you
costs alot too.
MRS SHIN: Iimagine it
MRS YANG: Drinking always makes me perspire.
mind settling the bill now,
madam?
THE WAITER: Would you
YANG ignores him: Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you can
MRS relative must be on his way by
be patient a little longer: our
the party.
now. To the waiter : Don't interruptyou leave until the bill is
are not to let
THE WAITER: My orders
settled.
well known here!
MRS YANG: But I am
THEWAITER: Exactly!
service nowadays is really outrageous! Don't
MRS YANG: The
you think so, Sun?
PRIEST: Ifear that I must leave. Exit weightily.seated! The
THE of you remain
MRS YANG, desperate: Please all
minutes.
priest will be back in a few gentlemen, now that the
SUN: Drop it, mother. Ladies and
detain you any longer.
priest has left we cannot
on, Grandpa!
THE SISTER-IN-LAw: Come his glass: The bride!
THE GRANDFATHER SOlemnly empties him. He means it friendly
NTECE, to Shen Teh: Don't mind
1E
like. He's fond of you.
flop!
MRS SHIN: That's what I call a
All the guests leave.
68 THE G00D PERSON OF SZECHWAN
Then the grass will look down on the blue sky below
And the pebbles will roll up the stream
And man is a king. Without doing a thing
He gorges on honey and cream.
When the moon is grèen cheese
The world flows with honey and cream.
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Then I shall become a pilot again 69
And you'll get a deputy's seat.
You, man on the lose, will find you're
And you, ma, can put up your feet.
some use
When the moon iS green cheese
The weary can put up their feet.
INTERL UDE