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    The document contains 5 short jokes or riddles, with the first part of each posing a question and the second part providing a pun-filled answer. Specifically, the jokes are about a man going to the dentist because of a toothache, melons not marrying because they cantaloupe, a coach going to the bank to get his quarter back, a fisherman telling a magician to pick a cod during a magic show, and two oceans just waving to each other without speaking.

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    The document contains 5 short jokes or riddles, with the first part of each posing a question and the second part providing a pun-filled answer. Specifically, the jokes are about a man going to the dentist because of a toothache, melons not marrying because they cantaloupe, a coach going to the bank to get his quarter back, a fisherman telling a magician to pick a cod during a magic show, and two oceans just waving to each other without speaking.

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    Jokes Week of 061520

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    Izwan Z
    The document contains 5 short jokes or riddles, with the first part of each posing a question and the second part providing a pun-filled answer. Specifically, the jokes are about a man going to the dentist because of a toothache, melons not marrying because they cantaloupe, a coach going to the bank to get his quarter back, a fisherman telling a magician to pick a cod during a magic show, and two oceans just waving to each other without speaking.

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    1) What time did the man go to the dentist?

    2) Why didn't the melons get married?

    3) Why did the coach go to the bank?

    4) What did the fisherman say to the magician?

    5) What did one ocean say to the other ocean?


    1) Tooth hurt-y.

    2) Because they cantaloupe.

    3) To get his quarter back.

    4) Pick a cod, any cod.

    5) Nothing, they just waved.

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