The Internet Boyfriend Law Requirements, issued as international law by the United

Nations in 2017/ Second version after interpolations from Bahrein, Luxembourg,

Andorra, Shri lanka and Philippines 20th October 2023

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Art. 1: Boyfriends should always love each other no matter what. No complaints
allowed.

Art. 2: The boyfriend with more money should share what his partner needs, but not
more than that. No pleasure spending on luxury cakes.

Art. 3: The boyfriend with more love in his heart should share ALL of it with his partner, and inform him about it properly.

Art. 4: This should also happen the other way around, whatever that may mean.

Art. 5: The youngest boyfriend should stop complaining about his looks and accept assessments from his partner.

Art. 6: The older boyfriend should regularly say how handsome his partner is, also if he gets tired of it.

Art. 7: This should also happen if the younger boyfriend is even more handsome than that. (The representative of Luxembourg should
stop criticizing this bit.)

Art. 8: The older boyfriend should restrain himself with exuberant expressions of love and loyalty to prevent his partner from getting
cocky and vain.

Art. 9: Both boyfriends should always share their worries, but only to each other.

Art. 10: This should also happen if most of these worries are entirely imaginary and about each other or themselves.

Art. 11: The younger boyfriend should never forget that his partner knows much more about life than he, but he should entirely ignore
that, since his partner can be totally wrong on all accounts.

Art. 12: The younger partner should understand that his partner has been young at some time and was even more handsome than he, but
that all of that beauty has turned inwards and can only be felt. The younger partner should get used to this.

Art. 13: The younger partner should take art. 12 seriously and stop laughing.

Art. 14: By way of conclusion, both boyfriends should eat well and take vitamin pills sometimes, to be able to communicate properly and
send suitable pictures to remember each other of their existence, also if they show terrible sleepy faces.

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UN Charter / legally issued under nr 3065983766451Bis, in 2017 New York, during a rainy afternoon, and 20/10/2023 shortly before
closing time of the building