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CONTENTS
Volume 50 Number 10
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MIA TREJSI
Talk to Me
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EILA ADAMS
15 Blowjobs
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KINSLEY KARTER
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e are not paying our representatives to act like ing an animated video on Twitter depicting him attacking
W bullies in a schoolyard. In November alone, Kevin
McCarthy allegedly elbowed one of the representatives
Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and President
Biden? Or Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert
who backed his ouster in the kidney. And Senator Mark- standing up to heckle the President during his State of
wayne Mullin nearly started a fistfight with Teamsters the Union address?
labor union leader Sean O’Brian, telling him “We can As Senator Elizabeth Warren noted recently, “I used
finish it here” and “stand your butt up”—in a Senate to teach four- to six-year-olds. They were better behaved
hearing!— over a social media spat. The situation dete than some of the people in this place.”
riorated to the point that the committee chairman, Ber It’s time for politicians to quick dicking around and
nie Sanders, had to tell Mullin, “Stop it. Sit down. Sit grow up. It’s time for them to actually do the job they
down. You’re a United States senator!” are being paid for.
Are these fools the people we elected to represent us
and govern this country? It’s like these politicians left
their brains behind, along with any sense of dignity or
decorum, when they entered the Capitol.
And, yes, I am primarily referring to Republican politi
cians—because, well, facts are facts. Need more exam Liz Flynt
ples of outright immaturity? How about Paul Gosar post Publisher
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n this century, a radical watershed mo by the Hiroshima and Nagasaki atomic bombs were
ment in American government occurred made healthier by the radiation! He was probably
in 2010 with the Supreme Court’s thinking of the controversial theory of radiation
Citizens United v. Federal Election hormesis—that low levels of background radia
Commission ruling, allowing unlimit tion might not be harmful, and potential
ed spending on political campaigns. ly even beneficial—but nuclear bombs do
This deplorable decision equated mon not emit “low levels” of radiation. Thou
ey with free speech, accelerating the tran sands of Japanese died horrible deaths long
sition from democracy to plutocracy (rule by after the bombs were dropped.
the rich). Trevor Potter, former chairman of the In 2017, Mercer was sued by a former
Federal Election Commission and president of the employee, David Magerman, over a wrong
nonpartisan Campaign Legal Center, sums it up: ful termination. Although the suit was
“A single billionaire can write an eight-figure eventually dropped, Magerman told the
check and put not just their thumb but their CBC that he had a conversation with Mer
whole hand on the scale—and we often cer in January 2017 just before Trump’s
have no idea who they are.” inauguration. During the conversation, Mag
One of the biggest spending erman claims that Mercer made a
plutocrats is the reclusive Robert number of wacko racist comments
Mercer, a computer scientist and on social issues, including that the
hedge fund honcho who donat landmark 1964 Civil Rights Act grant
ed a whopping $34.9 million to ing full rights to African-Americans was a mistake;
Republican political campaigns ex that African-Americans were somehow better off be
clusively between 2006 and 2016, accord fore this liberating legislation, and had been “infan-
ing to Open Secrets, a nonprofit tracking campaign tilized” by it because of the supposed removal of
finance and lobbying. After the Citizens United deci ROBERT MERCER incentives to work; and that the only racists in
sion opened the floodgates, he joined the infamous America now are Black! Try telling that to the fami
Koch Brothers donor network before spawning his advantage of a federal law allowing off-duty cops to lies of the nine victims murdered by Dylann Roof
own right-wing money spigot, the Mercer Family conceal-carry firearms in any American jurisdiction. in Charleston and the ten victims murdered by Pay
Foundation, run by his daughter Rebekah. Lake Arthur was actually running a “badge factory,” ton Gendron in Buffalo, all simply because they
Daddy Mercer grew up in New Mexico, earning a according to Bloomberg, often selling the credentials were Black!
B.A. degree in math and physics at UNM while writ to enthusiasts like Mercer. If all this is not bad enough, consider that this
ing computer programs for the Air Force Weapons When not pumping out bullets on the private gun rich idiot is reported to be a tax cheat and tightwad.
Laboratory at Kirtland AF Base—an experience, he range in his Long Island mansion, Mercer has used In the Paradise Papers investigation that exposed
says, that left him with a “jaundiced view” of gov his fortune as an assault weapon on progressive global millionaires stashing their loot in offshore tax
ernment-funded research (source: The New Yorker). causes, funding an army of right-wing lobby and me havens, Mercer was named as a director of eight Ber
Later, working with IBM Research, he helped devel dia groups: the Heritage Foundation, Cato Institute, muda companies, which appear to have been con
op computerized language translation programs that Media Research Center, Reclaim New York, Citizens stituted to evade U.S. taxes. In 2014, a bipartisan
laid the foundation for Google Translate and Apple’s for Self-Governance, Cambridge Analytica, a cam Senate inquiry found that Renaissance presented
Siri, but only after getting federal funding for the paign promoting the death penalty in Nebraska, the countless short-term trades as long-term ones to
project from DARPA. Yes, big government is bad, Brexit campaign in the U.K., an Islamophobic ad cam avoid paying $6.8 billion in taxes over more than a
bad, bad —unless it fills Bobby’s pockets with grant paign against the so-called “ground-zero mosque” decade; the case dragged on until 2021, when Mer
money! That subsidized project put him on the map, in New York, and $10 million to birth the obnoxious cer and other executives were finally ordered to pay
but he didn’t stay long doing productive, beneficial alt-right Breitbart News. that amount to the IRS—one of the largest tax settle
work; like so many other big brains in America He gave $11 million to a super PAC supporting ments in history.
during the last three decades, he heard the siren call the 2016 Presidential candidacy of Ted Cruz before In 2013, three of Mercer’s household employees
of big finance and joined the hedge fund pirates at he dropped out of the race; then he bankrolled the sued him for back wages, claiming that he failed to
Renaissance Technologies, eventually becoming co- Make America Number One super PAC behind Don pay mandated overtime and had deducted pay for
CEO, where he pioneered the use of algorithms for ald Trump’s successful campaign. A former col transgressions like failing to replace shampoo bot
hyper-speed computer trading on Wall Street. And league, Nick Patterson, said that Trump would likely tles, close doors or change razor blades, according
made his fortune. not have been elected without Mercer’s critical sup to The New York Times. The suit was settled out of
By all accounts, Mercer is a socially awkward port. The right-wing guru and former Trump aide court, but perfectly demonstrates Mercer’s detach
geek, described as an “automaton” by a former boss Steve Bannon said, “The Mercers laid the ground ment from the reality the majority of Americans live
and once confessing to colleagues that he prefers work for the Trump revolution. Irrefutably, when you in. He resides in a bubble of arrogance and wealth.
the company of cats to humans. In his wealthy, Citi look at donors during the past four years, they have “When the government becomes more like a corpo
zen Kane isolation, he’s built a mansion on Long Is had the single biggest impact of anybody, including ration, with the richest 0.001% buying shares and
land with a huge $2.7-million model train diorama the Kochs.” demanding board seats,” says David Magerman,
and launched a whole fleet of private yachts. And It’s no wonder that Mercer avoids the limelight, “then we cease to be a representative democracy
he’s co-owner of Centre Firearms, possessor of one because his opinions and beliefs are so toxic and and become an oligarchy instead.”
of the largest collections of machine guns in the Unit batshit crazy that they would probably harm his The Mercers haven’t declared their support for
ed States. Centre Firearms manufactures a civilian money-grubbing ventures if stated publicly. But sev Donald Trump yet, but with Trump a likely shoe-in for
version of the German MP5 submachine gun with a eral business colleagues have spilled the beans on the GOP nomination, we can safely bet that the Mer
30-round magazine—exactly what America needs what this cloistered fool says in private. According to cer Family Foundation’s current $88.4 million in as
more of in the age of weekly massacres with as The New Yorker, a former senior employee at his Re sets will be deployed to help put the Orange Orang
sault-style weapons! He once spent six years (from naissance Technologies hedge fund remembers Mer utan back into the White House. It’s our job to make
2012 to 2018) as a volunteer sheriff’s deputy in Lake cer dismissing the risks of nuclear warfare, absurdly damn sure that this fat cat’s money is flushed down
Arthur, New Mexico, all so he could reportedly take arguing that the Japanese survivors not incinerated H
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KIKIISOBEL:
FAN SERVICE
Some people play Powerball. Others follow their favorite XXX hotties
on social media in the hopes that they may one day claim the ulti
mate prize: porn star sex that doesn’t involve a Fleshlight.
Of course, seasoned gooners know that some fuck-a-fan com
petitions are more real than others—often it’s more of a theme than
an actual bona fide contest, and that’s cool. But still, inquiring minds
want to know how it works IRL.
Lucky for us, Kiki Isobel of Brisbane, Australia, was more than
happy to pull back the curtain for a look at the mechanics of it all;
apparently, sex with civilians can be good for business. The 26-year-
old content creator, performer and cam model fields five questions
about a fan experience like no other.
HUSTLER: Why fuck-a-fan competitions?
KIKI ISOBEL: It’s a fun way to get new fans to my platform while giving
one lucky fan the chance to fuck me on camera for an epic video!
What is the screening process like? Once before, in 2022. Honestly, both experiences were so much fun
Pretty simple, to be honest: To qualify, you have to be subscribed to and completely different in how they were filmed, as were the peo
my site. The winner sends me a pic of their ID, plus a live video ple I was fucking. This latest one, in 2023, was my favorite just
verification. Then we meet for a quick coffee to plan the date and so because my partner was behind the camera. And that facial—what
forth; luckily the last one also lived in Queensland. a load! You have to see it for yourself.
How do you ensure your safety? You clearly love the experience. Why?
Well, besides getting their personal info, I also had my partner film It’s a great way to make content that people really wanna buy! Real-life
the video—which made it even hotter. I require a full sexual health test content is the best content, but also the hardest to get. So I give my
that includes the new Mgen virus; then I do a quick visual check be fans what they want: the very real possibility of fucking a porn star.
fore the scene. Follow Kiki Isobel! X: @KikiIsobel; Fansly/ManyVids: @Kiki_lsobel;
Roses are red; violets are blue; I ’m schizophrenic, and so am I.” —OSCAR LEVANT, PIANIST
Have you done this before, and do you have a favorite experience? IG: @Kiki_Xposed
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BETTER
OFF RED
Red is the color of love, longing and lust. From
lipstick to lingerie, it sends our senses and libi
dos into overdrive. Sure, Valentine’s Day is a lame,
made-up holiday; still, it’s a wonderful excuse
to present the Ladies in Red:
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suality, femininity, hunger and anger all mixed
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When Raven Lane calls, you gotta accept the
charges! “Red always makes me feel so sexy. I
For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love.” —CARL SAGAN, ASTRONOMER
RAVEN LANE
mit to the Red Queen.” X: @_RachelRampage
Madalynn Raye is a little tied up right now.
“Rosy-cheeked and gagged, I remind myself that
immobility is a gift and how the cardinal rule of
being bound is to try and enjoy it—even (espe
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cially?) the drooling.” X: @MadalynnRaye
After careful consideration, we agree with
Alexa Payne: Pink is a kind of red. “Pink has al
ways been my favorite color. It ignites my senses
and makes me feel more confident, sexy. This
Valentine’s Day, remember we are most alive
when we are in love!” X: @AlexaPayneXX
When you love red as much as Onyx Muse
does, it’s hard not to wear your heart on your
sleeve. “Red isn’t just another color to wear—
it’s the shade of my aura and a lifestyle that
evokes, ‘Love me!”’ X: @OnyxMuseXXX
Feeling dirty? Get wet with Goddess Elektra
& Luna the Ghost. “Drown in our debauched
desires.” X: Elektra @GoddessElektra; IG: Luna
@LunatheGhOst
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TALES FROM
THE CUT:
SPENCER
BRADLEY
Powerhouse performer Spencer Bradley joins the Clit Bri
gade and delivers an absolute scorcher with this tale of
casual creampies and life-changing pussy:
“It started out like any other day: I woke up and left my
then-boyfriend, B, in bed to rest while I did my makeup. I
squeezed into my crop top and miniskirt, then headed off
to hook up with one of my fuck buddies in a Sprinter van.
“Inside the van, he had an assortment of dildos and vibra
tors laid out for me. We watched my most extreme bondage
video while sucking and fucking each other to completion—I came throbbing hole. I began to rub my clit and came shortly after he
at least three times before I said my goodbyes and went to meet my started pumping inside of me. It wasn’t long before he pulled out
boyfriend. and told me to get on my knees. Smiling ear-to-ear, I let him release
“I got back just in time to grab a few drinks with him at a pub his load all over my face to wrap up our public sex tape. But still that
during his break from work. And of course, after a few drinks, I had wasn’t enough.
to pee. At this point we were already walking back to his gig at a “Immediately after, we went to the bar again while he was still on
popular music supply chain where the public restrooms had been the clock. We caught our second buzz and headed back to his car in
closed for a week due to flooding. I could have simply walked back the work parking lot. This was early afternoon in SoCal, and B didn’t
30 feet to use the restrooms in the bar we just left, but B insisted I have tinted windows. The sex was rough and loud. He came deep
use the employee bathroom—I was completely oblivious to his plan. inside me, and my eyes rolled back as I felt his cock pulse with each
“He opened the door to the stall while I was still sitting on the spray. We kissed and parted ways.
From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate." —SOCRATES, PHILOSOPHER
toilet and let himself in. Innocent me still hadn’t caught on to what “Two weeks went by, and it was looking like we had gotten away
he was doing. B was very work-oriented, responsible and had just with it. But the security guard at the store snitched us out to corpo
earned a promotion—a workplace romp was something I never rate, telling them that we were in the bathroom together for a while.
would have thought possible! Especially considering how I had near That day, B’s keys got taken away, and he was informed there would
ly gotten him fired a few weeks prior for drawing an ejaculating pe be an investigation. He didn’t get fired, but knowing his recent pro
nis on the office whiteboard. motion would just suck him deeper into a job he already hated, B
“As I was pulling up my jeans, he moved in for some face-sucking sent his resignation email that evening. And that’s the story of how
and bent me over the changing table. Then he pulled out his phone my pussy changed a man’s life. Hope you found your dream job, B!”
and started recording! He spat on his palm and wiped it over my Follow Spencer Bradley! X: @SpencerBradleyX
BAD DAD
The Republican Party and its far-right base are, if anything, predict He went on to boast that he and his son both had a “clean slate,”
able. Their strategy basically boils down to one trope: “Accuse the meaning neither of them consumed any porn. So you might be
other of that you are guilty.” That this is a quote attributed to Joseph thinking, where is the hypocrisy in that? Why invoke Goebbels if he’s
Goebbels should come as no surprise, especially in learning about true to his word? Because of the subtext, my friends.
Mike Johnson’s creepy relationship with his son. If this idiot is willing to pay for third-party Big Brother monitoring
The newly elected House speaker is an election-denying, an- on all his devices and his son’s, well, then it’s a good bet that he
ti-LGBTQ, Christian nationalist who once claimed that school shoot enjoys porn. Think about it: If you hate Brussels sprouts, you’re not
ings could be blamed on abortion and teaching evolution (source: going to install an app on your phone that triggers a proximity warn
Rolling Stone), so you know there’s got to be some profoundly weird ing. The implication here is that he is denying himself, not trying to
shit going on under the hood. keep adult content at bay. There is an ocean of difference between
And how! In a resurfaced clip on X, Johnson—speaking to a Bap the two; you’re not tempted by something you don’t like.
tist congregation in 2022—shared how he installed “accountability But this is all speculative. The real takeaway here is how utterly creepy
software” called Covenant Eyes to prevent his precious eyeballs it is that a father thinks it’s okay to have this kind of relationship with
from coming into contact with any sort of unsavory online content. his underage son. Yes, parents should talk to their children about porn
Should he transgress, a report is sent directly to his accountability and consent; but putting kids in a position where they might come
partner: Johnson’s son, who was 17 years old. Jesus fucking Christ. face-to-face with their parent’s porn preferences? Pure ick.
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first time I had ever done it in nature, and it was
a huge deal for me, because I’m terribly scared
of snakes and frogs.
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so performing in porn has been a ton of fun, and
I love shooting scenes. But the sex I have on set
is different from sex in my personal life. When
I’m at work, I have a professional approach, and
I know it’s my job to perform. But when I’m at
home, I make love. The best sex is when you’re
totally relaxed and have all the time in the world
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TEMPLE
INTERVIEW BY MIKE ADAMS
PHOTOGRAPHY BY BECKY DIGIGLIO
If you ask Lucien Greaves, tyranny has infected America, the so-
called land of the free, with a conservative strain of godly gonorrhea.
A nation under one God, Greaves contends, has crippled indepen
dence as our forefathers intended. Recent attacks on the First Amend
ment and the reversal of Roe v. Wade are perfect examples.
Since 2013, Greaves—cofounder and voice of the Salem, Mas
sachusetts-based religious order the Satanic Temple—has been
on the front lines of a fierce battle between good and evil, promot
ing pluralism above all else: the notion that every American—in spite
of their religious beliefs, race or sexual orientation—be permitted
to preach to their respective choir in the public square and without
prejudice. It’s a war waged by the Satanic Temple through political
activism and good old-fashioned blasphemy. Whether it is tea-bag
ging the gravestone of Reverend Fred Phelps’s mother in response
to the hate-filled shenanigans of the Westboro Baptist Church, dis
puting a Ten Commandments monument at a state capitol or duking
it out in the courts over reproductive rights, Greaves and the Sa
tanic Temple have become protectors of a novel ethos demanding that
the government respect a separation of church and state. HUSTLER
Magazine recently sat down with Greaves to find out what it’s go
ing to take for the U.S. Constitution and the people it is designed to
serve to overcome the sacerdotal slaying of our democracy. »
USTLER: Some people believe Satanists eat babies and there’s any place for the government to regulate and inhibit those
perform human sacrifice. What is the biggest miscon discussions. We think those discussions help people evolve and grow.
ception about the Satanic Temple? If you’re not trying to make your point in a way where you can change
LUCIEN GREAVES: I’m not concerned with the people who people’s opinions, but just speaking to the choir, you’re not really help
think we eat babies and engage in human sacrifice. Those people ing grow your community or society. Free speech is a vital component
have been living in a fantasy world for so long, and nothing can cor of pluralism and liberal democracy and enlightenment values. If we’re
rect them. Even when they see what we’re actually doing, they think going to ignore any component of that, it’s to the detriment of all the
it’s some kind of artifice that covers up the real agenda or, at best, rest of it.
that we don’t really understand what Satanism is and we’re just con
fusing people from understanding that it can only lead to evil and Attacks on free speech are increasing. Art exhibits, books and
depraved acts. For people who are more reasonable, sometimes the drag shows have all been targeted. In some states, legislation has
most common misperception is that we’re not actually a religious or been considered that would force journalists to register with the
ganization and we’re just a legal tactic trying to leverage the idea of state for criticizing public officials. Surveys show that support
religion to gain the kind of exemptions and privileges that are had by for free speech is on the decline in the U.S. Why is treating free
Christian nationalists. That’s not true. Even though we’re up front about speech as an expendable right so problematic?
being nontheistic—we don’t believe in a supernatural Satan, and we What people don’t understand is that laws are based on principles. They
don’t endorse supernaturalism of any kind; we view it as a metaphor think everything is taken on a case-by-case basis and can be decided
ical construct by which we contextualize our community and our eth on convenience. They never think about how prohibitions on one thing
ics—we’re very much a religious community, and we hold to our val can affect their side on another. That’s a real problem right now. No
ues as deeply and strongly as any religion could or should. body really understands the value of a principled position anymore.
You can have freedom of religion, you can have religious viewpoints in
Anton LaVey of the Church of Satan believed Christians practiced the public square, but you have to be prepared to be accommodating
basic Satanism in their everyday life, but only sneered at the reli to all of them, without just deferring to your distaste for certain sym
gion because it was called by the wrong name. What do you think? bols or certain practices that are practiced within the boundaries of
I believe that was true of LaVey. The Church of Satan likes to say that the law. If you start giving politicians that kind of latitude, there is just
we’re a political group and that they’re apolitical. The reality is that no end. That’s a really degenerative spiral into authoritarianism, and
LaVey’s positions were far more political than the Satanic Temple’s. at the core of the Satanic Temple, our mission is to combat authori
The Satanic Temple has these values, and we will fight for them in the tarianism, to combat tyranny. You just don’t have a free society if you
courts, and in that way we’re considered political. But we really don’t don’t have free speech.
align very clearly with any political party—whereas LaVey defined his
Satanism as Ayn Rand with ceremonial trappings. It was very similar Books are being banned for sexual references. They claim it’s to
to libertarianism, which looked a lot different for a time and now is protect children, when all kids really seem to care about is their
more associated with extreme right-wing politics. He probably recog devices, where they can access videos of orgies or even some
nized that the Christian right was moving toward embracing Ayn one jacking off a horse. Why are books viewed as a threat?
Rand’s ideals, but certainly not her atheism, embracing this idea of The fight over books, especially in the school library, has a lot less to
libertarian social Darwinism. But I think now the Christian nationalist do with the kids than it does the political mission people are putting for
movement in the United States ironically does invoke language that ward. But then again, I offer my caveat that you have to be careful about
sounds almost indistinguishable from LaVeyanism. putting intentions into other people’s minds. Maybe they have a dilut
ed idea of how often the children are actually checking out the books to
The Satanic Temple’s Fourth Tenet states, “The freedoms of oth begin with. We shouldn’t accept book bans, but we need to act without
ers should be respected, including the freedom to offend.” The hypocrisy. We need to accept that there will be different viewpoints.
cancel culture is doing a pretty good job of infringing on that right. I think this bizarre back and forth, debating about whether free speech
Why is it so important that this country not lose its willingness is a fundamental value we should uphold or if we should requestion it,
to offend others? wouldn’t be taking place if people had a greater respect for principled
I think it’s really remarkable to have people asking me all the time why law—equally applied, neutral, legal standards. The Satanic Temple is
we defend the freedom to offend. Why would we take this position a great example of that, because we only ever come in asking for equal
when so many people are hurt by hate speech? But asking that ques access, asking to do things that are already being done. And when we
tion of us really ignores the obvious reality of who we are. Every time do, sometimes you see whole communities melt down. You see out
we try to do anything, somebody is claiming that we should be shut rage. You see Fox News pundits yelling about it. And yet it’s nothing
down. They try to silence us in advance. To me, the idea of being paint out of the ordinary, and it should be understood for what it is. When
ed with certain intentions that you don’t hold before you’re able to you see that kind of pushback from people, you begin to realize that
speak and vindicate yourself is horrific. they are woefully unaware of how a democratic society works. I think
We really need to defend the free speech rights even of those who that lack of education points to a real danger.
offend us the most deeply. The Satanic Temple has defended the free
speech rights of our opposition directly in certain cases, not because There’s no question that guns are a problem in the United States.
we agree with anything they’re saying, but because we don’t feel In the documentary Hail Satan?, you wore a bulletproof vest be
fore speaking on the Capitol lawn. The NRA sides with free speech guns, people of a certain religion, people of a certain color or ethnic
as a basis for protecting gun rights. In continuing to protect the background, regardless of their mental state or anything else. Those
sanctity of the First Amendment, how do we prevent broader cen kinds of arbitrary rules that exclude people or elevate others are real
sorship while also achieving gun control? ly what we should work against. There’s always going to be a certain
The important part is any type of regulation be neutrally applied. If you amount of debate as to where that is appropriate and where that isn’t.
can’t have high-capacity weapons and open-carry and that applies to You see that in economic disputes all the time. At what point do you have
anybody, unless you’re working in armed forces or in police forces, to regulate industry to better uphold the freedom of people, and at
those are reasonable restrictions. When you’re in trouble is when you what point does that regulation impinge of people’s freedoms? Some
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aspire to uphold a principled stand that is neutrally applied. What has been the Satanic Temple’s greatest challenge fighting
against abortion bans?
What kind of backlash do you receive when appearing in public? We’re obviously treated differently in the courts. We have judges clear
I never know. I thought for sure I was going to get shot in Arkansas. You ly using loopholes and technicalities against us that they would never
mentioned the film Hail Satan?. I mean, I was wearing the bulletproof use in other religious liberty claims. We’ve had some judges revert back
vest, but you don’t feel very protected in that because it only covers a to old precedent that’s been overturned just to rule against us. The
very limited range anyways. Your head’s fully exposed. And then I saw most horrific part is that there is so little pushback from people we
it was outdoors and a public building, where people were opening thought would have supported us on these issues, people we thought
windows, open-carrying across the street from the Capitol grounds. would have been outraged...by judges flagrantly ruling in ways that
And I thought, Well, fuck, this is it. But nobody fired off a shot, amaz clearly aren’t upholding the neutrality of law.
ingly enough. You have to have your affairs in order any time you do
something like this. How flagrant?
We’ve seen some really egregious cases. In Missouri, in one of our ear
Judging from early presidential debates, Republicans are push lier cases, we had a judge wait over nine months to declare that because
ing for a federal abortion ban. Why are we moving backward? our plaintiff could no longer be pregnant, it was no longer an issue.
The abortion issue was something that the conservative right really Which was complete bullshit. This was before Roe v. Wade was over
latched on to following their loss of segregation. They knew they lost, turned. As part of Roe v. Wade, they had determined that something
and they found fertile ground in rejecting abortion and fighting against that was capable of repetition should not evade review. Meaning that
it. At the point where Roe v. Wade went into law in the Supreme Court, if she can get pregnant again or if any of our members can get preg
you had evangelicals at least willing to say they weren’t going to speak nant again, they should have seen the case through. But no, we paid
against it as a right that was given in society even if they prohibited it hundreds of thousands of dollars to bring this through litigation only to
within their congregations, which is completely legitimate. If, due to your have some judge rule by convenience that he didn’t want to look at
religion, you’re going to consider yourself obligated to have a baby if the case.
you get pregnant, that’s on you. But to make that a whole social pro It speaks to a real problem in our system, that we don’t have re
tocol, it was damaging before; it will be damaging again. It was a great course. It is so difficult to get a review on an obviously prejudiced judge.
political opportunity to unify a movement that has propelled itself for We’ve dealt with many. We’ve had judges put on the record, during
ward into a theocratic coup of the United States. oral arguments, statements indicating that they think they know we
have certain intentions that we don’t, that we’ve never stated, we’ve
Will the damage lead to reform? never put on the record, premising, even rulings, on information that
I think eventually it will be undone again when they see the horrors had nothing to do with the case or evidence given to them, which is
this will wreak upon people, when they see that women will die be completely out of line for judges. And people let it slide, on the left
cause of this, when they see the horrible medical complications that particularly. People are so willing to just shrug their shoulders and say
will arise, the horrible outcomes for some of the children who will be the system is against us and the law is against us, and this is just how
born. They’re looking at it with a very narrow viewpoint. Some of it works.. .or blame us, saying we didn’t understand the law and that
them don’t have the vision or sense of history to know what a stupid we’re doing more harm than good. That is absolutely destructive, and
idea it is to ban abortion. Others don’t care. To a certain degree, hav this is where we’ll lose if we don’t straighten up our act.
ing Roe v. Wade overturned is a loss to the theocratic movement,
because they’ve been fighting for this for so long. It’s been such a What has to happen to change that?
rallying point that if it’s no longer a moving issue for them, they have We just have to keep up the fight the way we see fit. People get angry
to focus on other things. A federal abortion ban will further solidify at us because they think we’re going to set bad precedent. That speaks
their role and make them need to unify over different issues. We’re to a misperception of us just being a legal tactic. We’re not. We’re not
seeing schisms break out in the U.S. theocratic movement, and it doing what we do to provoke people. We don’t believe in bodily auton
might be because they’re not sure where to go after Roe v. Wade has omy just because it pisses off the theocratic right. These are values
been overturned. we uphold, and we’re going to fight to defend them. If we don’t exer
cise these rights, we’ve already lost them. And if people who think
Why is the government only trying to control women’s reproduc they politically align with us disagree with these tactics, well, fuck off.
tive rights? You don’t have to join us. We’re not claiming to speak for anybody else
I’m not sure if it’s just plain misogyny or if it’s a lack of imagination. I but Satanists.
think with abortion, you have those extreme images that they love to
show all the time of splattered fetuses that they seem to fetishize on One of your tactics was opening the Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Sa
the right, and this idea that at the very beginnings of conception, this mass tanic Abortion Clinic. What is that exactly?
of cells is ensouled. I think some of their market just isn’t sophisticat It’s a telehealth clinic, so people call, and they’re able to get abortion phar
ed enough to realize that there’s no perception there; there’s no high maceuticals through us. It’s based in New Mexico, but we’ll serve whom
er cognitive function; there’s no thought. Because they never respect ever, wherever. We want the right to distribute these pharmaceutical
ed that idea to begin with. They feel like our very character, our very abortions to any state, to any member, on the grounds of religious lib
nature doesn’t come from our minds and our neuro constructs; it erty. Why shouldn’t this supersede any type of ban, especially when we
comes from something deeper, some spirit, some outer force. truly have a religious viewpoint regarding bodily autonomy?
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People act like this is a ridiculous demand, and we have judges play ple. That’s not in my character, which I’m kind of thankful for. I don’t
ing with this idea that if we don’t have a very specific doctrine that feel like that’s necessarily an elevated moral characteristic of mine,
tells people they need to get an abortion and on what exact terms, then but just kind of a lucky coincidence. I’m introverted enough that I
our claims don’t apply. You’ll even see these disingenuous, bullshit, never really appreciated that attention. The sad part about that is, I
fuckhead, theocratic Christian nationalist lawyers making that case think that’s maybe one of the things I could have enjoyed from this,
too. You don’t have to look far at religious liberty arguments in cases but it’s denied to me because I just don’t. It’s not something I like. It’s
that have gone before the Supreme Court lately to see the lie in that high stress, no pay, and I think it’s ruined my opportunities for a normal
viewpoint. Where in the Bible does it say that a fucking coach needs life with any sense of security. But what I do get is a sense of satis
to pray at the 50-yard line with his team during a high school football faction that I think I’m doing the best I can for the world with what I have.
game? Where in the Bible do you get the notion that a company like I’ll at least be able to die with some pride, knowing that I did what I
Hobby Lobby doesn’t need to pay for contraceptive options in their could and I utilized my time in a way that was, I think, most beneficial.
healthcare plan? They get away with different standards in the court
room. Beholding us to a different standard is unconstitutional; it is against Considering the dismal state of the nation, what would you say
the law. But it happens anyway. That’s a very bad sign, and it’s an to someone arguing that the last thing America needs is to get
even worse sign that people aren’t supportive of us. It’s not about into bed with the Devil?
Satanism; it’s about those principles. You don’t have to identify as a The last thing America needs is to get into bed, as an entire nation,
Satanist. You don’t even have to think it’s a very good idea. But you with any single religion. They have to realize that there are people of
should recognize that denying us rights that are offered to other peo all kinds of religious perspectives and that we need to accept that.
ple is a downward spiral, and it’ll bite everybody in the ass at the end. They don’t need to accept the Satanic Temple; they don’t need to accept
Satan as their lord and savior. They don’t need to become Satanists
In a recent UFO Congressional hearing, a whistleblower said the themselves. They don’t need to be gay. They don’t need to be trans.
U.S. is keeping “non-human biologies” a secret from the Amer They don’t need to be nonbinary. They don’t need to be Black. They
ican people. Why would they do that? Does the construct of God/ don’t need to be Asian. They don’t need to be any of these fucking
Christianity come crashing down as soon as they admit there things. They can be exactly who they are, but they just have to under
are extraterrestrials? stand that other people aren’t them either—and that we can all coex
I would really love for us to find some kind of other intelligent life before ist in a way where we can all enjoy the same benefits and privileges.
I die. I’m not hopeful. It is a topic near and dear to my heart. The most There’s no reason that we should have some government agency
diplomatic thing I could say about that would be, who gives a fuck regulating these differences of viewpoint. There’s no way we can sur
about their concerns at that point? I’m sure intelligent life elsewhere vive if we start trying to unify everybody under a single viewpoint. The
would be difficult for people of a religious mindset who think the most only way forward is to recognize our differences and respect them.
important thing that ever happened in the universe was the death of
their human messiah. That’s just something they would have to get This U.S. population believes the country was built on “In God We
over and hopefully serve to break people out of their superstition. Trust.” But God was never a guide for the Constitution. Thomas
Jefferson believed in separation of church and state and pluralism.
The Satanic Temple has a lot of support from U.S. veterans. What How long before we realize the true foundation of our country?
inspires vets to jettison God and country for the dark side? That depends on right now, on if we actually wake up and recognize
Some of the support we get is from veterans of foreign wars, who that the laws that were put in place by people like Jefferson are being
actually went overseas and recognized that different people do have defied by the courts—and in some cases in trials that the Satanic
different viewpoints and we really have to respect their right to have Temple are litigating. If we don’t start fighting back, it’ll take us much
them, even if you’re not going to share them. I think that comes much longer to get past it. The theocratic movement is on the rise. They are
easier for people who have been exposed to other cultures. A lot of a minority within a minority. But they focus on single issues, and they
times people’s prejudices are based upon a lack of exposure to other get results on those things. They unify; they have financing; they ac
people. I feel like people’s prejudices against Satanists are similar. I tually get up; they vote. They try to put themselves on school boards;
think it’s the same for racists and everybody else. They haven’t gotten they try to get into political posts. They get active in their communi
out enough; they haven’t met enough people; they haven’t been out in ties. They get loud, and they’ve had an outsize voice because of it. Where
the world. They’ve been kind of stuck in a bubble and have certain as their opposition, they tend to eschew those kinds of norms of good
beliefs about certain people that just don’t apply when you start citizenship. We’ve tended to frown upon that, and I know, when I was
meeting them on an individual basis and you see how those kinds of growing up, it seemed very anti-punk rock. We wanted to be outside
categorizations break down and become more and more irrelevant as of the system, rather than a part of it. But I don’t think we have that
you get to know them. liberty anymore. Now I think we are forced to engage. We have to do
those same things. We have to get on school boards. We have to get
Are there any perks to your position, like Satanism groupies? in political posts. We have to focus on single issues and get results.
The groupies are horrifying. You know, an ironically sad thing about this We have to accept differences amongst each other internally to get
is, I think a lot of people would like the public attention this brought these things done. We have to allow a certain amount of disagreement
me. But I’m also convinced that the people who would like that would and move forward to fight against this existential threat to our free
be very ill-suited to it. They’d quickly want to make it about them, and doms overall. H
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Seeking out the services of a sex worker need not be a solitary pursuit. The idea of full-service sex work is something that’s always kind of
Couples can also enjoy the singular pleasures of a service provider; all appealed to me, but I was too scared about my physical and legal
that’s required is an open mind, enthusiastic consent and the budget safety to pursue it. Also, I went to school to be a forensic scientist and
to make it happen. In fact, seeing a sex worker can even help to strength got work as a cold case investigator for a while, so it was sort of like,
en the bonds of love. The first step is figuring out what you want. Be Well, I guess I can’t do this big illegal thing while I’m trying to stop other
honest with each other about your desires and expectations—bound big illegal things.Then I moved to Vegas. I had a friend working at
aries too. Once a fantasy comes into focus, it’s time to take the plunge. Sheri’s, and she said it was absolutely worth it. So I tried it out and it
Be you BDSM-curious or simply curious to try a threeway, there is a high was incredible. I’m really glad I did.
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I love this line from your bio: “My favorite thing is fulfilling fan
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QueerCrush founder-director and XXX performer Electra Rayne had You know, it’s funny because that’s something I’ve always said and
always been fascinated by the idea of full-service sex work, but it how I’ve always felt, even before I was a sex worker. When you work
wasn’t until she relocated to Las Vegas that the former cold case in in a brothel, that’s kind of what the whole job is—people are there
vestigator finally decided to try her hand at legal brothel work. An looking for something. It feels really special to be part of someone’s
erotic empath whose strap-on skills are peerless, Electra loves to help fantasy, and I am so thankful that I get to do this work.
curious couples in search of new horizons.
It all begins with a conversation. How do you approach topics like
HUSTLER: I’m curious, what made you want to try brothel work? consent and expectations?
ELECTRA RAYNE: I first considered it about four or five years ago, when With couples, this can be a little tricky for two reasons—one obvious
I learned that legal brothels in the U.S. were still active. and one not so obvious. The obvious one is that you are now navigat-
COUPLES THERAPY
ing three sets of boundaries: what is and isn’t okay for me to do to they knew exactly what they wanted—makes my job a lot easier. And
them, what is and isn’t okay for each of them to do to me and their it just so happened that she had never been fucked with a strap-on
boundaries with each other. before! Anybody who knows me will tell you that I am an absolute
strap-on expert. Strap-on topping is, like, my favorite sex act.
And the less obvious reason? She was so enthusiastic and even wore the strap-on to fuck me—
A lot of couples don’t actually know what they want. They sort of have another first! She was very good at it. And the amount of joy and
this idea that we’re going to have a threesome, but they don’t really compersion he was experiencing from watching his wife’s fantasy be
consider any of the details or what that might look like. It could be me fulfilled, it was so sweet. Everything was amazing from start to finish.
having intercourse with one partner while the other partner is watch
ing; it could be them having intercourse while I’m watching or maybe Is it ever difficult to manage boundaries and emotions between
being a kind of accessory, like booby play or spanking. It could mean a couple while working with them?
some sort of chain situation where everyone is actively involved. It Yes, absolutely. I am fundamentally polyamorous, so I feel like this is
can mean so many things. And I think that couples—not all couples, something I am particularly sensitive to. It’s not that difficult to man
but many couples—show up without the specifics of what they want. age when people are honest with themselves and willing to be open
So the consent conversation is not only, “What is okay?” but also, about the fact that they may be a little uncomfortable. Where it be
“What do you want? How do we figure this out as a team?” comes very challenging is when you get people who want to seem like
they’re the coolest, most fun and down-for-anything couple ever, be
Do you remember your first experience with a couple? cause then you end up with a dishonest situation—even if that’s not
I remember it very well, because it was also one of my favorite book what they intended.
ings of all time—and their first! First threesome too. They were so
cute, probably in their mid- to late-30s. She had purple hair, and they So, in summary, what advice do you have for couples who want
recognized my World of Warcraft tattoo. Just, like, adorable. to visit a brothel and get the most out of their visit?
They clearly cared about each other so much and were both really The number one most important thing is to know what you don’t
excited to be there, which is important. When we got to our room, want, right? For example, “I would be uncomfortable if his penis goes
inside you.” Or kissing. Or maybe certain positions are just for you
and your partner? The more clear you can be about those types of
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And at what point did you get your first couples clients?
Pretty early on. As a gym rat, men would approach me with requests
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In interviews or at speaking engagements, does the topic of cou Does one session in particular stand out? An experience that
ples ever come up? made you feel good?
Yes, I often get asked if I see couples. I do! Then there are usually fol One of my favorite sessions ever was with a couple who were curious
low-up questions about how couples might book or how seeing a about femdom but not sure where to start. The woman was absolute
professional dominatrix could help their relationship. ly gorgeous—the kind of body you want to see in latex. She just had
some confidence issues with all the whips, ropes and gadgets. So we
Can you give us an example? spent most of the session teaching her how to use my equipment,
Seeing a dominatrix can help with communication around kink and basic protocol, safety, negotiation skills, etc. They were both so into it
sex. I also think that a healthy sex life often includes trying new things. that by the end he was licking her feet and calling us both “Mistress”
Think of me as a fun luxury experience. Invest in your relationship! while I flogged him. They still keep in touch and have a whole D/s
dynamic now.
The pre-session consultation is a window into what a client wants.
How do you approach a consultation with a couple? What about a session where both people want to submit to you?
I always speak to each member of the couple individually. I want to Has that ever happened?
hear from them, in their own words, what they are expecting from a Yes, and it’s always a treat to have two eager subs ready to please
session with me. I want to know that they are both enthusiastically me. One comes to mind in particular. They were both switches but
seeking this experience out. I want to make sure their goals for the both leaned a little further to the submissive side of the slash. They
session are realistic and whether I’m a good fit for them. were really communicative and seasoned BDSM players, so I think it
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was a cathartic session for all of us. They were both into hardcore that I’m paying attention to her. But it has to be genuine—unlike a man,
verbal degradation, pain and objectification. At one point I had them a girl can tell when you’re being fake.
facing each other while they were in nipple clamps, chains inter
locked. I was whipping both of them on their backs, and as they strug Humor is such a great way to disarm and read people.
gled and jumped, the clamps tightened and pulled. How romantic! The For the most part, the guy is very thankful, because he wants his part
session ended with me pulling on his leash while I sat on her face and ner to feel comfortable and happy. These are the best couples.
he made her come. No orgasms for him though. Sometimes I’m a bit
of a purist. It’s called femdom, after all. NOLA is a whole vibe, but what about the couples—any strange
tales to speak of?
What should couples do before reaching out to you? There was this beautiful woman in her 60s and her old, fat husband who
They should absolutely ask each other about what they want: Answer she was just totally over. She wanted to go upstairs and asked me to
honestly about what you are and aren’t comfortable with. Knowing find a girl to keep him distracted. Once we were alone, the floodgates
your triggers and limits beforehand is a must. I think it’s good to dis opened. She told me all about how she’s in love with her son-in-law, that
cuss any potential jealousy as well—what kind of physical contact they share this very deep and spiritual connection. I made $3K that
between each of you and the domme is okay? night. Then they came back the next day, and she dropped another couple
thousand dollars just to talk. It was very weird. Good money though.
You mentioned interrogation and kidnapping role-play. If a cou
ple gave you carte blanche, what would you do with them? Wow. Sounds like the setup to a stepmom scene.
I would love the chance to help consensually kidnap a submissive Yeah, exactly.
partner, with their dominant partner working in tandem with me. Per
haps get them to a hotel room, where I’m waiting to interrogate them. Do young couples ever approach you?
And believe me, I have methods of making you talk! I did a private room recently with a really cute young couple. They
Follow Violet Faraday! X: @VioletFaraday; OF: @MissVioletFaraday; @ were like 23, and she had never been to a strip club before, but was
VioletFaraday. bsky. social very open to the experience. She wanted to go upstairs, and I offered
them a price that was more in line with who they were—I don’t like
CHELSEA CHAVIS taking advantage of young people who have to pay rent, you know?
She’s worked the pole in over ten states and three times as many She really enjoyed it. She had never touched a boob before, anoth
clubs, but for Chelsea Chavis, New Orleans will always be home. The er first. I danced on her, and he was having a great time telling me all
pop princess, comedian and proud pig mom (yes, she lives with an about their sex life. Couples love to talk about their sex lives. They’ll
actual pig named Maisy) is a master profiler who uses humor to suss even show me nudes on their phones.
out couples. Her body may be a wonderland, but only the pure of heart It was clear that they trusted and loved one another; I was a fun and
get to go on Chelsea’s wild ride. safe way for them to experiment. We kissed a little, not making out,
but on the lips. “This is amazing,” she said in a daze. And then of course
You live in New Orleans and currently dance at the HUSTLER they invited me to have a threesome with them later, which I politely
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How many are we talking here?
I’ve danced in over 30 strip clubs in 11 states—New York, Nevada, Tex It’s so much more fun when everyone is on the same page. You
as, Colorado, Ohio, Florida, North Dakota.. .I can’t even remember the rest. could even argue that strippers make stronger marriages.
Whatever your age, be you swingers, polyamorous or completely mo
That’s impressive. But why? nogamous, the strip club is there to have fun together. I’ll dance for
I wanted to see America. I traveled a lot when I was younger, but had the guy; then I’ll go upstairs with her; then they go back to their hotel
barely seen my own country. So I would just go to random states and room and have crazy sex. It’s fun to share new experiences and mix
big cities—and what better place to check out a city than in a strip it up once in a while! Healthy too.
club? I learned a lot. Now I can clock what a customer wants and how
much they’re willing to pay based on the things they say to me. It’s also a lot cheaper than therapy or divorce.
For sure. I love seeing couples in their 40s, 50s and 60s still hope
So let’s say you’re at the club tonight and a couple approaches lessly attracted to each other.
you—how are you clocking them?
I enjoy working with couples who are cool, comfortable and have a You’ve had good and bad experiences. Cumulatively, how do
healthy relationship. I listen to them talk, ask what they’re doing in they average out? Do you enjoy interacting with couples?
town. Maybe they were dropped off by a private driver? All these things I really do. I have a lot of fun with them. It’s always entertaining, and
help me figure out who they are and how much they have to spend. I’ve learned a lot about relationship dynamics. It takes trust, commu
From there I usually focus on the woman. I’ll be like, “Hi, I’m Rose nication and an open mind, but the great thing about it is that I’m a
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MASTER ALEXIS WYLDER Do couples ever ask you to control certain aspects of their lives?
Master Alexis Wylder capitalizes Her pronouns and honorifics, which Once I had a couple who loved the look of all My fetish wear and gear.
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I say this with the highest praise, but you seem pretty hardcore.
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Because of My queer, sapphic sexuality, stripping always felt extreme have been a few that, shall we say, caught Me off guard.
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ical aspects. play. It was pretty shocking, all things considered—but that’s why
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I craved a deeper connection with My submissives and the thrill of to the right place.
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Lesbian Pro Domme here in Los Angeles, specializing in everything What advice would you have for couples who are curious but
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Domme if I do say so Myself! Never, ever pressure your partner into doing anything they don’t want
to do. Respect your partner and set boundaries before play.
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feelings. Other warning signs include a lack of respect for things like but the connections we make. There’s something I find really beauti
aftercare and safe words. Do not disrespect Me. ful about that. H
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