Mard Bano

1st Scene
Aneeq: Oh begherat!
Abdullah: Kia ho gya?
Aneeq: Zaleel, Kameene, Gadhe. Tujhe sharam nahi ati.
Abdullah: O bibi kyu chila rahi ho kia kar dia mene
Aneeq: Meri gari ko thok ke yahan khare ho ke kele kha raha he. Gari chalane ki tameez nahi he tujhe.
Abdullah: O bibi mein to khud pedal aya hun. Mein kahn se thok… mein kahan se thokon ga.
Aneeq: Han to. Tune dekha to gari kis ne thoki he. Tu rok to sakta tha use.
Abdullah: arey bibi. …
Shuja: kia kar rahe ho yar sharam nahi ati tumhein.
Abdullah: Arey bhai mene kuch nahi kia bibi bila waja shor kar rahi he mere upar
Shuja: Abey bhai to tumhein bhi sharam ani chahiye yaar aurat se behas kar rahe ho. Mard Bano yaar.
(moye moye sound affect)

2nd Scene

Sami: Hamare Haal par aaqa karam apna sada rakhna.

Abdullah: Meri jholi ko bhar de aaaay khuda…
Sami: Ay baji dede
Abdullah: De na
Sami: De naa a
Abdullah: Ay baji denaa jume raat he
Aneeq: Haan deti hun
Sami: Ae Allah tujhe char so shohar de
Abdullah: Ameenna
Aneeq: mein asal mein shadi shuda hon hmhm
Sami: Utha resham Utha
Abdullah: Haye allah phir tere sare bache mujh par jaein
Sami: Ameenna
Sami: Haaaa ye kia daas rupey baji maard bano 100 to do pata he petrol kahan chala gia he. Tumhen kia pata tum to
kharch karti ho na khawand se puchna
Abdullah: han
Sami: haram khor lag rahi he mere ko to
Abdullah: hm
Aneeq: Ruk tujhe batati hun
Sami: Bhag resham haram zadi chapal maar rahi he bhag
Abdullah: haa
Sami: Hae uth reshma mard ban

3rd Scene
(commentator sound effect)
Abdullah: abey chaka nahi out ho gya hai
Shuja: (strained voice) Han bey, clean bold
Abdullah: Chal theek he theek he yar kuch nahi hota mard ban ball de
Shuja: Abey jabhi to dard hua he
Sami: abey mard ko dard nahi hota. Uth ja.
Shuja: kis gadhe ne kaha tha ye, mard ko dard nahi hota
(jo mard hota he use dard nahi hata sound affect)
Saram : moral of the story: Mard ko bhi dard hota hai mard bhi insaan hota hai!