The Paper

And

A LITTLE STORY
Of

PRETTY MUCH
EVERYTHING
Whereas

A LOT OF NOTHING
RECOLLECTED FROM
THE OLDEN BOOKS
Of

THE TIME
By: Nicolas Robles.

An Independent production with some help mentioned on various

footnotes and bibliography at the end of this palatable book.
 Introduction:
What is everything?
Let’s ask this question what is everything? I mean it’s a real question, it’s a hypothetical
question or is it it’s just your perspective, or is it? I mean everything is nothing, but nothing is
everything. Maybe, nothing is really everything, you see, in a “empty water cup you still have
air well what if I make it a perfect vacuum, well, that’s impossible but let’s say that you can,
you still got neutrons electrons and protons well lets ay that you’re God and can take out the
atoms you still got the planks. As you can see everything is everything even nothing. You might
see where I’m going with this. So, get ready, strap your seat belts, and bring some popcorn,
because you are, I repeat, you are reading that type of book.

Chapter 1:
The start.
What is the start It really depends on what you choose to believe you might be Cristian and
believe in Adan and Eve or maybe you believe in evolution but nothing you do can prove
anything, yeah, you might be able to gather some leads but we just don’t have the resources,
instruments nor the confidence to say: “Yeah, that’s what happened in the start” Like we might
just be a little game like the sims in some alien’s computer. Anything is possible really. Like
really, WE CAN’T KNOW NOTING there’s science, but ooh come on… like really
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE we just don’t know, for all I know, the moon is fricking CHESSE!
But ok (FUN FACT: ok is mid 19th century slang, probably an abbreviation of orl korrect,
humorous form of all correct, popularized as a slogan during President Van Buren's re-
election campaign of 1840 in the US; his nickname Old Kinderhook (derived from his
birthplace) provided the initials.