I´m not alive but I’ve got five fingers. What am I?

A glove

People buy me to eat but never eat me. What am I? A plate

What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?A clock.

It starts out tall, but the longer it stands, the shorter it grows. What is it? A candle.

Timmy’s mother had three children. The first was named April, the next was named
May. What was the name of the third child? Timmy of course!

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
The letter M.

If you are running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are
you in? Second place.

How many months have 28 days? All 12 months!

They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being
stolen. What are they? Stars.

Which animal sleeps with its shoes on? Horse)

A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9

What fruit has its seeds on the outside? Strawberry

What has roots that nobody sees,

is taller than a tree,
up, up it goes and yet never grows? A mountain

What loses its head every morning; but gets it back every night? A pillow

mr. and Mrs. Smith have seven daughters. If each daughter has a brother how many
children do Mr. and Mrs. Smith have?

What has four legs and a back, but can't walk? A chair

What needs to be broken before you use it? An egg.

What has a neck but no head? A bottle.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? It did not say anything, it just waved.

What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? The shadow of an elephant.

I fly all day long, but I do not go anywhere. What am I? I am a flag.