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Funny Adult Jokes - 90 Rude Jokes To Make You Howl With Laughter - Sexual Jokes - Creased Cards
Funny Adult Jokes - 90 Rude Jokes To Make You Howl With Laughter - Sexual Jokes - Creased Cards
24/08/2020
Sexual
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my virginity.
Do you need a stud in your life? Cause
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I lost pick upCan
my keys… lines that you
I check yourcould use
in person or via dating apps.
underwear?
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve
got a bone for you to examine.
I’m not usually into hunting, but I’d
love to catch you and mount you all
over my house.
I’m no weatherman but you can
Is your more
expect name than
winter? Because
a few inchesyou’ll be
coming
tonight. soon.
Let’s
Baby,play
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longer than we’ll get
a white crayon.
hammered, then I’ll nail you.
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my keys… Can I check
say) I made yourwith
you come
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underwear?
one !nger, lines what I could do
Are you
with my an archaeologist?
whole hand. Because I’ve
got a bone
Do you foratyou
work to examine.Because
Build-A-Bear?
I’m not usually
I’d stu" you. into hunting, but I’d
love
Do youto catch
smoke you and
pot? mount weed
Because you allbe
over my house.
cute together.
I’m no I’m
Hello, weatherman but
bisexual. I’d you
like to can
BUY you a
expect
drink… more
and thenthanget
a few inches
sexual.
tonight.
Do you want to spice up my sex life?
Baby, I last longer than a white crayon.
Your face reminds me of a wrench;
(Use
everyindex
time !nger
I think to
of call someone
it, my over
nuts tighten
and
up. then say) I made you come with
one !nger, imagine what I could do
You must be a doctor! You just cured
with my whole hand.
my erectile dysfunction.#
Do you work at Build-A-Bear? Because
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between
I’d stu" you.
the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out]
Do
Wouldyouyou
smoke
like pot?
to? Because weed be
cute together.
Do you want to come to my time
Hello, I’m bisexual.
machine? I’d like to BUY you a
We stop somewhere
drink…
between and
’68then
and get
’70. sexual.
Do
Do you
you want
know to spice
your up my
ABCs? sex life?
‘Cause I
Your
wannaface reminds
give you theme of a letter
fourth wrench;of the
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten
alphabet.
up.
I’ll be Burger King and you be
You must be I’ll
McDonald’s. a doctor! Youway
have it my just and
cured
my erectile
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be lovin’ it.
Have
We you ever
should playkissed a rabbit
strip poker. Youbetween
can
the
stripears? [Pull
and I’ll your
poke pockets inside out]
you.
Would
Do youyou like like to?
jalapeños? Because in no
Do you
time want
I’ll be to come
jalapeño to my time
pussy.
machine? We stop somewhere
Although adult
between ’68 jokes are meant for well,
and ’70.
adults… We all love a knock knock joke don’t
Do you know your ABCs? ‘Cause I
we? No matter the age… Immature yet rude.
wanna give you the fourth letter of the
There is no better mix to get someone
alphabet.
giggling…
I’ll be Burger King and you be
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Knock, Knock!
Ivana.
Who's There?
Ivana who?
Howie!
Ivana fuck your brains out.
Howie who?
Knock
Howie Knock!
gonna hide this dead body?
Rude
Who’sKnock-Knock
there?
Knock Knock! Jokes
Dover.
Who's There?
Dover who?
May I come in?
Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!
May I come in who?
Knock Knockin you!
May I come
Who's there?
Knock Knock!
Iguana
Who’s there?
Iguana Who?
Ivana.
Iguana touch your buttcrack!
Ivana who?
Knock knock!
Ivana fuck your brains out.
Whos There?
Knock Knock!
Phil
Who’s there?
Phil Who?
Dover.
Phil McCrackin
Dover who?
Knock Knock!
Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!
Who’s there?
Knock Knock
Cam.
Who's there?
Cam who?
Iguana
Camel toe… do you have any pants I can
Iguana Who?
borrow?
Iguana touch your buttcrack!
Knock Knock!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Whos There?
Some!
Phil
Some who?
Phil Who?
Some dickhead talking to a knock knock
Phil McCrackin
joke.
Knock Knock!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Who’s there?
Cam.
Some.
Cam who?
Some who?
Camel toe… do you have any pants I can
Some bitch telling you a fucking knock,
borrow?
knock joke!
Knock Knock!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Who's There?
Some!
Asshole!
Some who?
Asshole who?
Some dickhead talking to a knock knock
Open the door and !nd out asshole!
joke.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Very
SomeO!ensive Jokes
bitch telling you a fucking knock,
knock joke!
We left these o"ensive jokes until last as
Knockare
these Knock!
quite easily our most vulgar out of
Who's There?
bunch. This selection is strictly 18+, and
the
Asshole!
even then, it might be too much for you.
Asshole who?
because of this, we will not dive
Although,
Open
into anthe door
area and !nd
of edgy jokesout
as asshole!
they tend to
cross the line and become highly abusive.
Instead, we have this selection which highly
some o"ensive jokes which site just before
that line.
Twat
Bespawler – Old English word for
Wanker
someone who spits while they talk.
RudeCunt
Insults
Bobolyne – Old English word for fool
Fucker
Mumpsimus – A stubborn person who
Bitch
in spite of being shown it is wrong.
ThisDingbat – Ago
list could stupid person
on but we are sure you
know all of these
Bonehead already!
– A stupid person
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