JOINT PUBLIC COMMUNIQUE

To- The Executive Board

From- The Russian Federation and The People’s
Republic of China

23th November, 2023

After hosting a joint military investigation in the Strait of Malacca last week,
on 15th November 2023, during the joint investigation 250 tonnes of illicit
drugs were seized near the border of The Socialist Republic of Vietnam. The
containers were transporting drugs varying from heroin to
methamphetamine. Officials found seals of an American private drug
contractor, namely: - Pfizer.

This is a clear violation of international anti-trafficking laws. This incident has

shed light on the impotency of the United States government. Pfizer is one of
the most profitable pharmaceutical companies within The United States of
America and works closely with the Government of the country. This
discovery has highlighted the potential involvement of the United States
government in drug trafficking in the Strait of Malacca, this clearly
contradicts the anti-drug policy that the United States of America has stood
by for a long time.