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Jokers Wild Short Story
Jokers Wild Short Story
Joker’s Wild
It’s 3.a.m, the phone rings. Detective Harrison rolls over in bed to
answer. “Hello?” he already knew what the call was about. There’s been a killer
“Hey, Harrison, sorry to be calling at this hour but we got another one.” The
Tonight makes five. Harrison gets out of bed, his pale blonde hair a mess. He
walks over to closet and puts on his white button down over his tank top. He
slides into his jeans and ties his red tie tight. Looking down he holds the tie
and smiles. His wife had gotten him that tie. Throws on his holster and grabs
his trench coat. Before he leaves for the night he walks into his daughter’s
room and gives her a kiss on the forehead, then vanishes out the door like
whisper. He knew Alice would stay sound asleep, and Mrs. Johnson was right
across the hall. She usually watched her when Harrison was out on cases.
“Excuse me sir, but you’re not allowed passed this line.” a uniformed cop
A brawny, older man with salt and pepper hair, and thick mustache,
walks over. Exhaling from his cigar the man says “It’s alright, let him in, I
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called him. Sorry to drag you out bed at this hour, but it seems we’ve got
another murder.”
“Its fine commissioner, I rarely ever sleep anymore as it is...So, it’s the
“He always leaves the same thing, a playing card.” Harrison finished the
commissioners thought.
interjected.
“He’s not a civilian rookie; He’s a P.I. Former officer, and best goddamn
praise. He didn’t care about being the best; he just cared about putting away
criminals and helping those families who were affected by someone else’s bad
day. Harrison didn’t know what made bad men tick. Maybe someone was down
on their luck and thought this might be there only way up. Maybe someone
just had a really bad day and lost their cool. He had a bad day once. Or maybe
some people were just born bad and were dealt a bad hand by life.
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“Right over here.” the commissioner pointed to young girl.
There she was, in her early twenties laid cold and alone in the middle of
an alley. Her white dress now stained with blood. Harrison crouches next to
the body. She’d been stabbed seven times in abdominal and chest. Her lipstick
“She was clutching it in her hand” the rookie chimed in. “It was the
“Seven of diamonds, and she was stabbed seven times, any other links
Harrison analyzing the body recounted the previous murders in his head.
“Victim one, Jack McAllister, was killed with an axe to back of the head.
His apartment was perfectly clean, except for a playing card, the jack of
diamonds, which coincidentally or not is also hold an axe. There were no signs
of a struggle, so that means he probably knew his killer. Victim two was Victor
Hernandez. Victor was shot in the chest after leaving from a hotel with his
mistress. Cops went through his wallet and they only found a playing card, the
two of hearts. I guess you can’t give your heart to two lovers. Victim three was
Emily Queen. Mrs. Queen was an 83 year old woman who lived alone. It took
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weeks for the police to find the body. Someone poisoned her tea with a deadly
extract from a flower. She was found with queen of clubs gently laid on her
chest. That queen is always shown holding a flower. Victim four was Edward
King. His has been the worst yet. He was stabbed with a sword and impaled to
his wall. The king of clubs was left by his feet. Now tonight a young girl whose
luck had run out, found in an ally with nothing but a bloodstained dress and
an eternal look of anguish permanently etched into her face. Five crimes all
Harrison stood up and brining the world around him back into focus.
The commissioner handed him a piece of paper. “It’s the victim’s name.”
“I’ve investigated the body and can’t find anything else out of place, I
don’t we’re find anything else tonight. Better luck in the morning
commissioner. Have a good night and let me know if any other leads pop-up”
Detective Harrison said while walking over to his car. He drove off into the cold
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“Commissioner, If was such a good detective, why did he leave the force?”
Harrison solved cases and put criminals behind bars. But when you’re hunting
psychos, it’s not long before they start hunting you. Harrison got this note
saying his wife had been kidnapped, some asshole’s idea of sick game. He had
Harrison running around town looking for clues of his wife’s whereabouts only
to have his search end up with him finding her dead body in a warehouse on
the edge of town. It messed him up pretty bad, his daughter too. His little girl
hasn’t said a word it happened. It’s been two years, she just turned ten.” The
the home of George P. Wellington, CEO of Global Tech. Wellington was having
his 67th birthday party at his estate when he was found shot in his study. The
reason Harrison was called was because Wellington was found with the ace of
spades next to his body. Harrison worked his way through murmuring party
guest and to the victim’s study. The commissioner and a few officers were
standing around the body “Hell, I’m surprised you didn’t get lost, this house is
so big.”
Mr. Wellington was face down with a playing card lying over the gunshot
hole in the middle of his back. After examining the body Harrison looks around
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the room. It was unlike the others, a plant was knocked over pictures thrown
across the room. The commissioner walks over to him. “So, what do you think
same guy?”
“Yeah there’s a playing card here but there’s no connection to it. The
crime scene is a mess, there’s no specific weapon tying it back to the card. His
“then it sounds like this our guy, total chaos and no connection to the
The rookie from the last crime scene walks over and says “We just
finished questioning the party guest, and no one says the saw anyone fleeing
the scene.”
A standing closet started to rattle in the corner of the room. A tall thin
man with greasy hair down to his shoulders and scruff smeared across his face
fell out. He used the confusion to dash past the cops and out of the room. The
rookie ran down the hall after him, Harrison fallowed suit. The rookie gaining
close behind the man and followed him into a garden maze. They were slightly
to fast for Harrison to keep a good eye on them. But the man was holding
something in his hand, Harrison couldn’t quiet see what it was. They turned
left then right then Harrison lost them. After a few seconds of silence, a bang,
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Harrison ran towards the shot, where he found the rookie shot in the leg. He
calls the commissioner over and then sweeps the maze looking for the culprit.
The sun starts setting and Harrison calls off his search of the estate grounds.
When he meets up with the commissioner he learns the rookies injuries are
minor.
“This bastards gonna to pay, all this work and still no results. We have
Harrison looking off in the distance says “ I don’t think was a copycat
commissioner.” Harrison points to banner hanging around where the party was
being held. It said Happy Birthday with the Global tech logo in the bottom right
The next few days passed without incident, until one afternoon Harrison
and his daughter come home to find the rookie cop standing outside their door.
find this note on his desk. It’s addressed to you.” He said, handing Harrison a
red envelope.
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“He’s been kidnapped?”
Harrison said while skimming the note. He looked in the envelope to also
find a playing card, the ten of spades. He finishes the note only to be horrified.
The last line says his worst nightmare, your daughter is next.
Harrison kneels down next to his daughter, looking her in the eye he
says “Alice, I have to go into work for a little bit, but this nice officer is going to
“Hey, don’t worry sweet pea I’ll be back before bedtime” he said then
“So where are you going to start your search?” the rookie asked.
“The note said: at 6p.m come to the grand hall and hear the horns of
angels. Tonight ends where it all began. The St. Gabriel opera house, that’s
where I was offered the key to the city after solving my first big case, that lead
else might die and it would be his fault, just because they knew him. He was
Harrison pulls up to the abandoned opera house. Most of the paint was
chipped off and almost all the windows had either been broken or bordered up.
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He walked through the iron gate, it creaks slowly in wind. He slowly pushes the
Harrison walked inside, down the dirty red carpet and into the
auditorium. He’s only a few feet from the stage when Flash! The stage lights
burst on blinding him. His vision slowly coming back, he can make out two
“You shouldn’t have come here is a trap!” the commissioner yelled before
Harrison was still standing in the middle of the aisle, his vision coming
in more clearly. He saw the commissioner tied to a giant ten of spades on the
left side of the stage. On the right was a giant queen of hearts with what look
The rookie stepped out from behind a big red curtain “Its show time.”
He wasn’t in his cop uniform but in what looked like a circus clown
costume turned into a suit. It had nice crisp edges but made of multicolored
patches. The buttons were all different shapes and sizes. And the pocket had a
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“Welcome to my fun house detective Harrison.” He chuckled
“Well you were taking too long to find me and I just had to meet the great
“Because I was tired of hearing about the great hero Harrison, the city’s
shining light, their knight in glimmering armor. SNORE! I’m not into it. You’re
out there catching bad guys and trying to give their actions meaning, but
sometimes people are just bad. There is no right or wrong, it’s just about fun.
The chaos and the screams. To see a city stricken by fear, parents locking their
doors and hiding their children, fear is power. I want to show the world you’re
“It all makes sense now the reason there was never any struggle. Its easy
to gain access to people’s homes if you’re in a cop uniform. But how can you
stand? How did you get here before me?” Harrison asked.
“Easy enough to answer but why can’t the great detective figure it out?”
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“Correct me if I wrong but I’m going to say you shot yourself to throw
suspicion away from yourself. And you can get around faster in your squad car
you A, choose to kill the commissioner and save your only family left, or B, kill
your daughter and give the city its false sense of security back. Which is it?”
“You’re a mad man, you couldn’t possibly ask anyone to make that
choice!” Harrison was trying to buy some time. In a high pressure situation like
“Oh but I’m not asking anyone, I’m asking you. Now choose.” His voice
Harrison stood there for what felt like an eternity. Does he save a
longtime friend whose always had his back, or the obvious choice his daughter.
Harrison wondered what if this was a trap. What if he takes too long and he
kills them both. Out of fear of losing his daughter he says “I’m sorry chief but I
choose my daughter.”
A giant buzz saw extends down from the ceiling inching closer and closer
to the commissioner.
The madman let out a chilling cackle. “Just like that you’ve sacrificed
your city’s safety for you family. What ever happened to the greater good?”
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“I chose now let my daughter go!”
“Alright, alight”
Alice’s chains release and she falls to the floor. She picks herself up and
“Good” Harrison pulls out his custom magnum and shoots through the
avoiding the saw. Harrison turns and points his gun at the madman.
“Well you’re a buzz kill where’s the fun in that” the madman slowly
raised his hands. He pressed a button on his cane and an explosion erupted
causing part of the ceiling to come collapsing in. the madman disappeared in
the commotion. Harrison dashes over to the commissioner and cuts off his
restraints. Helping him up Harrison says “Take Alice and get out of here.”
The commissioner and Alice run for the exit, Harrison makes his way
dressing rooms.
“You can’t hide forever. You need to pay for your crimes.”
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A shot fires down from the rafters.
“You just have to be mister goodie two shoes, always making life hard for
Harrison hastily climbs the latter to the catwalk, and fires off at a
shadow in the dark. He chases footsteps down the catwalk, when a figure
jumps out and tackles Harrison. He fires, the head rolls off.
“Just a mannequin.”
He gets up and resumes his chase. A door opens and he follows close
behind. He bursts out into the night air. He’s on the roof, looking out over the
city. The silhouette of the man stands in front of him. The madman smiles an
eerie grin from ear to ear, his face even more vile in the moonlight.
“This is your chance now detective. Do it, shoot me and become the hero
the whole city adores. You’ll be on the front page of every paper and I’ll go down
Laughing the madman says “that’s the spirit. Go on show us what you’re
made of”
Harrisons finger light but firm squeezes down on the trigger. He lets out
a cry of anguish. At the last second he points his gun up towards the sky.
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Harrison walks out of the opera house and into a parking lot filled with
cops. He sees the commissioner and his daughter being examined by an EMT.
“Harrison what the hell happened up there. I thought you dead.” The
commissioner asked.
“No, because that would mean I’m just as corrupt as him that was his
goal, to try and bring me down to his level. But I stood strong tonight and
showed him what real courage is made of. Now then commissioner, I’m taking
Harrison carried his daughter upstairs to her bedroom, and tucked her
in. she had fallen asleep in his arms on their way home. He went into the
kitchen and poured himself a glass of scotch. He sat down on the couch and
before he could even take a sip, he was asleep. Alice’s door opened. She came
out of room moved his glass the table, and wrapped a blanket around him. She
curled up next to him, her head on his lap and said “I love you papa.” before
falling asleep.
crashed. All passengers were found dead, except for him. Be on the lookout.
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