The Rat Family-

‫كيرات سينغ‬- The Being: Gender Unknown, stands on a plane above reality. He transcends all
beings past, present and future. He is the ultimate bomber, it is unknown how strong he is and
how far his explosive abilities go. He’s the creator of the universe, matter, atoms, sciences and
all other things. People call him God, Allah, Y’shua, Joshua and other titles but he is them all.
He created India in his own image, a durag, brown and crooked teeth. In addition to this be
made those beings love food of their own creation, curry.

Yoshikage Keerat - Disciple of The Being: Male, as The Being cannot travel to the Third
Dimension for fear of destroying reality. Yoshikage Keerat is his messenger. His stand Killer
Singh allows him to plant bombs with a singular thought. Although not as powerful as The
Being, his powers are far more advanced than the rest of the Rat Family, not needing to even
touch his targets to blow them up. His hobbies include suicide bombing in an attempt to find a
challenge for him. His suicide bombing count is (0) 433 9(37) 002.

Kaarat - The Origin: Male, The One who came before all.

Kairrat - The Second Coming: Male, The One who came after the one who came before

Keerat - The Head: Leader of the Terrorist Organisation al-Qaeda, famous for the infamous
9/11 attack on the 2 Towers. Their next target is the Evil One (Aidan The Racist) with the
Double Decker T80 as a Trojan Horse as they like to fly high. Stationed as a student at PHS
acting as a cover

Keerati - Wife: Female, Wife of The Head. Information unknown, all spies sent have been
eliminated by The Head

Kairat - Cousin Of The Head: Male, Body Double as The Head. He is identical to The Head
other than the fact he wears a red durag instead of the infamous bomber blue The Head wears

Lerato - India’s Punjabi Paladin: Male, he is currently in the desert for 9 days and 11 nights
trying to fight curry withdrawal

Mahorat - Manoosh: Male, sent to another school to plant bombs. The cover name ‘Ayush
Malhotra’.

Marat - Wife Of Manoosh: Male, no other information needed

Mirat - Daughter Of Manoosh And his male Wife: Female, currently is still in The Terrorist
Education Institution In India training to take over Manoosh. Idolises Osama Bin Laden

Mirata - Imposter: Female, she isn’t actually Indian, she was indoctrinated as a child and
painted brown. She believes she is actually part of the family. She is used as a suicide bomber
and all attempts to get rid of her have been unsuccessful, is very mentally unstable with very
obsessive tendencies.

Murat - Porn star: Male, is extremely ugly, smells like shit and his cock is 1 inch.

Nimrat - No Special Status: Indian, his likes include curry and men. He works at 7/11 and is
currently is in a relationship with his Dhilon who owns a curry restaurant.

Paparat - Keerat’s long long long long long long long long long long long long long long very
very very very very very very very very very very very very very long long long long lost father:
Male, he has travelled about 91169420km in order to give birth to the real saviour, keerant.

Mamarat - Superposition: Female, is both dead and alive. After bombing a nuclear reactor her
atoms got rearranged. It is unknown whether or not she is alive as she exploded in an enclosed
space and the surrounding area is even more radioactive than Chornobyl. Thus the status,
‘Superposition’ is a real scientific phenomenon. She is also the mother of Keerat

Keezant - Keerat’s best friend: Male but very gay, his alias is Jamie Sairlao. Keezant or Jamie
but as the more mentally unstable he gets he fused the 2 persona’s into one ‘Keemie’. Lives at
7 Strezelki Close. Is deeply in love with Keerat although the love is unrequited

Keevat - Pilot: Female, flew in the infamous 9/11 bombing. Her last recorded words were
‘ALLAHU AKBAR’’

Keera - CoPilot: Male, his last words were ‘I LOVE CURRY!!!!!!!’. He flew Qantas Airlines as a
final homage to Jamie.

Keesa - Daughter of Keera’s nephew: Female, unborn and dead. Died after a bombing at
Prariewood High School which forced Manoosh to move schools.

Nimrat - Telstra Tech Support: Male, is an inside agent for the Rat Family providing information
about blueprints of buildings he has serviced. Although he is a secret agent for the Rat Family
he already was a tech support agent. After dropping out of primary school he wanted to become
a tech support agent. It must have been in his blood.

Miss Salina N. Rat - Professional Infiltrator: Female, at a young age of 2 minutes old she was
abandoned by her parents. It was then that a younger Mamarat took her into the Rat Family and
trained them in their Indian arts. She became their top infiltrator for the Rat Family as unlike the
rest of them she doesn’t have the chronic synonyms of being Indian and doesn’t eat curry. She
is the only true ‘Rat’ who has not been born into the family while Mirata is only a human in rat’s
clothing. Since then Salina has joined PHS to help The Head in deploying the Trojan Horse
Double Decker T80 bomb. She has infiltrated popular groups such as the K-pop’s in an attempt
to both stay hidden and learn more information about outside culture. Hobbies include trying out
the latest Rattian Fashion and catfishing.
Mishrat - Taliban Spy
Gokkee - The Curry Champion
Ratkee - The Anti-Head
Brokee - 7/11 Worker
Tyrat - Professional Porn star

Dhillion - The King Of Turbans/ Curry King: Male, King Dhillion The 1st is an ex-head of the Rat
family, he has many prestigious accolades during his time as The Head. Including but not
limited to, the 9/11 attack, the victory of in Iran, the Hiroshima bombing, the attack on Pearl
Harbour and the Christchurch Mosque Shooting. While his achievements are impressive his
appearance is even more so. After reaching level 1000 in Rat.io he has unlocked the Rat King
Turban Skin. It consists of 12 smaller turbans, all in different expressive colours of fiery red,
explosive orange, flash bomb yellow and smoky black. With the main dullma as a curry brown
colour. Now retired he owns a humble restaurant named Dhillion’s Indian Diner in Stocklands,
although he frequently has zero customers. He may pray to Allah for better chances

Monirat - KFC Food Poisoning