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Towie
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job vacancy
To whom it may concern, I am writing to apply for the position of spray tan expert on TOWIE. I used
to work for Donald Trump so am very experienced with bright orange fake tan.
chasanddave@cockney.co.uk
Rabbit
Dear Charles and David, I would like to complain about your song Rabbit. I know you said I have
wonderful arms but I still think the song is very rude. I don’t think I talk too much at all.
busses@enfield.gov
Confusing Timetables
I am writing to complain about the bus timetables in Enfield. I find them very confusing and can’t
work out what time they are supposed to come and where they are going to.
Father.christmas@northpole.com
I hate you
Dear Mr Claus, I just wanted to let you know that I think you are rubbish and wish you didn’t bother
with all this silly Christmas stuff. Christmas makes me sick and if you don’t stop I’m going to steal all
the presents and hide them.