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Unsupervised Teenagers
Unsupervised Teenagers
Summary
Ned made a dismissive motion with his hand. “It’s fine, you have super-healing,”
“That gives me so much more confidence, thank you,” Peter said dryly. “Why was I ever
worried?”
MJ had her phone lifted up, finger poised to press record. “Please do, I need more material
for my sketchbook,”
Notes
HERE IT IS!! THE LONG AWAITED VANILLA EXTRACT FIC. I was bullied into doing
this by the hive mind of tumblr <3
sorry it's short.
Ned made a dismissive motion with his hand. “It’s fine , you have super-healing,”
“That gives me so much more confidence, thank you,” Peter said dryly. “Why was I ever
worried?”
MJ had her phone lifted up, finger poised to press record. “Please do, I need more material
for my sketchbook,”
“Do it! Do it!” Ned chanted, bouncing up and down on his toes. “Chug!”
Peter stared blankly at him, then looked towards the tiny bottle of vanilla extract. It couldn’t
be that bad, right?
Against his better judgment, he snatched the vanilla off the counter, flicked off the cap, and
downed it in one gulp.
“Ned was trying to see if the alcohol in vanilla extract would get you drunk,” MJ said wryly.
“I tried to warn him,” She stood up on her tip-toes and moved her phone around.
Peter coughed harshly into his hand, “That was why you wanted me to do that?” He said
incredulously. “I metabolize too fast for normal alcohol to affect me, let alone vanilla extract
alcohol,”
Peter felt bile beginning to claw up his throat, and he ran to the sink just in time for the
vanilla extract to come right back up, along with his dinner. He could hear MJ say oh shit,
that’s not good in the background.
“Great idea, Ned.” He said through gritted teeth, breathing heavily into the sink.
Of course, because Parker Luck™ exists, that was the exact moment Natasha decided would
be a good idea to come back from the corner store. They must’ve been quite the sight, Peter
hunched over the sink as Ned paced back and forth, all while MJ recorded everything on her
phone.
The sound of Natasha’s voice made all three teenagers freeze in place.
“Oh, you know that’s a load of bull,” Peter huffed, still gripping the sink in case his lunch
decided to make an appearance. “You orchestrated this whole bad idea, you better goddamn
take responsibility for it,”
“Peter drank a bottle of vanilla extract,” MJ — the snitch she was — said.
“Yeah,” Peter added, because honestly what else did he have to lose? “Did not taste like
vanilla, sadly,”
He could almost see how Natasha was pinching the bridge of her nose. She let out a breath.
Peter hacked into the sink again. Spit and vomit were dribbling down his chin, and it was
honestly pretty disgusting.
“Okay, Ned, MJ, you two should probably go home, I think Peter and I are going to talk ,”
Oh shit. That wasn’t good. But then again — his train of thought was cut off as his stomach
cramped painfully.
“Yeah, you guys should probably go,” Peter forced out, bile crawling back up his throat.
***
“Okay, so Peter,” He was curled up against Natasha’s side, his head on her lap as she rubbed
his shoulder comfortingly. “What’s the moral of today?”
Peter groaned. “Don’t ingest random things just because my friends say so,”
The redhead fixed him with the Mom Stare™ because if he was entitled to the Teen Tone, she
was entitled to the Mom Stare, which he personally thought was unfair. Her move was way
superior to his.
“And?”
Natasha smiled, wrapping her arm around his shoulders. “Very,” She ran her hand through his
curls. “я не хочу, чтобы ты умер таким некрутым способом. Елена убила бы меня.”
The older woman chuckled. “Don’t worry about it, Petya. Why don’t we put on Star Wars?”
“Yes!” He cheered to himself. “Thanks, Nat!”
Peter curled up closer to her and watched with rapt attention as the beginning credits rolled.
He mouthed along with the words on the screen, eyes bright. Natasha pulled the blanket
down from the back of the couch, pulling it over him.
The teen didn’t move a muscle, still fully focused as the first scenes started. Peter was
grinning from ear to ear as the movie continued. He could hear Natasha mumble something
in Russian under her breath.
“Мне кажется, я стал немного мягким,” Peter turned to look at her in confusion, but she
just smiled a little, ruffling his hair. “Хотя я уже не думаю, что это плохо.”
End Notes
я не хочу, чтобы ты умер таким некрутым способом. Елена убила бы меня. -> I don't
want you to die in such an uncool way. Yelena would kill me.
Мне кажется, я стал немного мягким, -> I think I’ve gotten a little soft
Хотя я уже не думаю, что это плохо. -> I don't think that's bad anymore, though.
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