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342 WINNING Headlines You Can Copy & Steal to
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342 Headlines You Can Copy & Steal To

Advertise ANY Business:
Your Lawyer Doesn't Want You To Read This Ad
Your _______ Doesn’t Want You To Read This Ad

You, A Millionaire Writer?

You, A ______?

You too can look and feel great in just 12 minutes a day with Gym-In-a-
Can!
You too can _______ in just _______ with _________!

Would You Like To Have A Photographic Memory?

Would You Like To Have A __________?

World Renowned Chef Reveals "Top Secret" Low-Fat Ways To Cook

Chicken, Fish and Turkey With NO Fat, NO Margarine, NO Butter
Absolutely Guaranteed.
World Renowned ______ Reveals "Top Secret" ______ Ways To
______________ With ______________ Absolutely Guaranteed.
Woman Who Spent 5 Years In A Wheel Chair With MS Wins Aerobics
Contest In Amazing Fashion
Woman Who _________ Wins _______ In Amazing Fashion

Wife Of Famous Movie Actor Discovers Scent That Drives Men Wild
Wife Of Famous ________ Discovers ____ That _____

Why Lazy SOB’s Succeed In Business And Nice Guys Fail

Why Lazy ________ Succeed In ___ And Nice Guys Fail

Why Are We Giving Away This (product here) For Only $2 - This Is Not A
Misprint
Why Are We Giving Away ________ For Only ___ - This Is Not
A Misprint

Who Else Wants To Make Money With Their Computer?

Who Else Wants To _______ With ________?

Who Else Wants To Make A Cake In Half The Time?

Who Else Wants To ______ In ______?

Who Else Wants A "To Die For" Figure?

Who Else Wants A ___________?

Which One Of These Skins Problems Do You Want To Get Rid Of?
Which One Of These _____ Problems Do You Want To Get Rid
Of?

Which of These Health Problems Do You Want To Beat?

Which of These ______ Problems Do You Want To Beat?

Where The Money Is And How To Get It

Where _______ Is And How To Get It

What Would You Rather Do: Watch TV Or Make Some Real Money?
What Would You Rather Do: _____ Or ______?

What The Travel Agent Won't Tell You Can Save You 50%-70% On Your
Cruise Vacation!!!
What The ________ Won't Tell You Can Save You ___ On Your
_______!!!

What Lawyers Don't Tell You... You can form your own corporation, by
phone, in any state, in as little as 8 minutes, as low as $45
What ____ Don't Tell You... You can _____ in as little as
___, as low as $__
What Everybody Ought To Know About The Stock And Bond Business
What Everybody Ought To Know About The _____ Business
We're Looking For People Who Want To Make Money With Their Own
Business
We're Looking For People Who Want To _____ With ___
We're Looking For People To Write Greeting Cards
We're Looking For People To ______
WARNING: Do Not Try Another Weight Loss Diet Or Slimming Supplement
Until You Get This FREE Report And Audio Tape
WARNING: Do Not Try Another _____ Until You Get This FREE
Report And Audio Tape
Wanted - Ideas and Inventions!
Wanted - _______!
Want To Be A River Guide? Want To Be A Private Investigator? Want To Be
A Paralegal?
Want To Be A _____?
Twist Your Way To A Fitter...Trimmer You
____ Your Way To A _____ You
Turn your mailbox into an overflowing CASHbox
Turn your _____ into a ______
Too Busy Earning A Living To Make Any Money?
Too Busy _____ To _____?
To People Who Want To Write But Can't Get Started
To People Who Want To _____ But Can't Get Started
Tired of working for someone else?
Tired of _______?
This New Business In A Box Can Earn You Hundreds Of Thousands Of
Dollars While It Runs On Full Auto-Pilot!
This New _____ Can _____ While It _____!
This Lawn-mower Makes Cutting the Grass So Fast And Easy, I Bought It
For My Wife!
This _____ Makes _____ So _____, I Bought It For My Wife!
This is the Information your government doesn't want you to know about!
This is the _____ your _____ doesn't want you to know
about!
They Laughed When I sat Down At The Piano - But When I Started To
Play...
They Laughed When I _____ - But When I _____ ...
These must be some of the best kept healing secrets in the world
These must be some of the best kept _____ secrets in the
world
There's Big Business In Losing
There's Big _____ In _____
There's Another Woman Waiting To Snatch Your Man - And She's Too
Smart To Have Morning Mouth
There's Another _____ Waiting To _____ - And She's Too
Smart To Have _____
The waxless, shaveless, creamless, safe and painless way to remove that
unwanted hair!
The _____ way to __________!
The Ugly Truth About Your Beautiful New Car
The Ugly Truth About Your Beautiful _______
The Secret to Becoming a Millionaire Is Simply Using the Right Words!
The Secret to ______ Is Simply _____!
The Secret of Perfect Putting The Secret of Having Good Luck The Secret
of Being Wealthy
The Secret of _____
The Revolutionary New Training Method The Worlds Toughest Street Cops
Use
The Revolutionary New _____ The Worlds _____ Use
The Quickest Way I Know To Make a Million Dollars
The Quickest Way I Know To _______
The People Who read This Book Will End Up With Your Money
The People Who _____ Will End Up With Your _____
The Only Two Ways To Super Wealth And How You Can Join The Wealthy
Elite
The Only Two Ways To _____ And How You Can Join The _____
Elite
The NON-Surgical Face-Lift all Australia is talking about
The _____ all _____ is talking about
The Most Expensive Magazine In The World, Yet Over 40,000 Businessmen
Buy It Every Month, Why?
The Most _____ In The World, Yet Over _____ Buy It _____,
Why?
The Most Comfortable Shoes You Ever Wore Or Your Money Back
The Most _____ You Ever _____ Or Your Money Back
The Man With The Midas Touch
The Man With The _____
The Lazy Man's Way To Riches
The Lazy Man's Way To _____
The Art Of Selling By Phone
The Art Of _____
The Amazing Story Of A Business That Requires So Little Of Anything You
Could Run It Out Of The Boot Of Your Car
The Amazing Story Of _____ That Requires So Little Of _____
You Could _____
The Amazing Secrets of Winning Blackjack That's Had A Las Vegas
Mystery Man Banned From The Casinos
The Amazing Secrets of _____ That's Had A _____
The Amazing Secret Of The Marketing Genius Who Is Afraid Of Flying
The Amazing Secret Of The _____ Genius Who Is Afraid Of
_____
The Amazing Secret Of How You Can Buy A Profitable (Already
Established) Business With No Cash Down!
The Amazing Secret Of How You Can _____ With No _____!
The Amazing New Wrinkle Eraser Discovered By Oriental Chemist
The Amazing New _____ Discovered By _____
The Amazing Money Making Power Of Floppy Disks
The Amazing Money Making Power Of _____
The Amazing $10 Fake Diamond That Will Fool 9 out of 10 Jewelers
The Amazing _____ That Will Fool _____
The 10 Wackiest Ideas That Made Millions... And How You Can Too! The
Inside Secrets To Making A Fortune With Crazy, Outlandish And
Outrageous Products And Services
The 10 Wackiest Ideas That _____... And How You Can Too!
The Inside Secrets To _____ With Crazy, Outlandish And
Outrageous _____
The 10 Quickest Ways To Get Customers
The 10 Quickest Ways To _____
Test Gold Like A Jeweler
_____ Like A _____
Teach Yourself Computer Programming In 24 Hours
Teach Yourself _____ In _____
Stop Smelly Feet
Stop _____
Stop Dreaming And Start Making Money
Stop _____ And Start _____
Speak Spanish Like A Diplomat
_____ Like A _____
Sick And Tired Of Making Your Boss Rich?
Sick And Tired Of _____?
Secrets of Speed Hitting: How to Hit a Man 11 Times or More in 1 Second
or Less and Explode into Action Before He Can Blink an Eye!
Secrets of _____: How to _____ Before He Can Blink an Eye!
Scientists Discover The Secret Scent That Drives 3 out of 4 Women Wild
Scientists Discover The Secret _____ That _____
Satellite Scrambling Got You Down? We Have The Solution
_____ Got You Down? We Have The Solution
Sail Away on a Deluxe Vacation To The Caribbean While You Learn the
Secrets of Small-Business Success
_____ While You Learn the Secrets of _____
Remember When You Could Have Picked Up A Good Piece Of Real Estate
For A Song, And You Didn't?
Remember When You Could Have _____, And You Didn't?
Pregnant? The Sooner You Know The Better
_____? The Sooner You Know The Better
Pre-Approved Loans For Small Businesses Available NOW!
_____ For _____ Available NOW!
Polish Scientist Counterfeits The Perfect Diamond That Fools 99.7% Of
Gem Merchants
_____ Counterfeits The Perfect _____ That Fools 99.7% Of
_____
Pay off your Home Mortgage in half the time without increasing your
repayments!
_____ in half the time without increasing _____!
Own Your Own Television Shopping Show
Own Your Own _____
Own The Business Of Your Desires Without Investing A Single Cent
Own The _____ Of Your Desires Without Investing A Single
Cent
Ohio man has 21-year tested formula to create multi-million dollar
businesses from scratch, without bank loans, venture capitalists or selling
stock
_____ man has __-year tested formula to create _____ from
scratch, without _____
Ohio Lawyer Discovers How To Make Money At Home With The Help Of
The US Government
_____ Discovers How To ____ With The Help Of _____
Now Enjoy Super Hearing!
Now Enjoy Super _____!
No Office - No Phones - No Staff - No Business Meetings - No Forms To Fill
Out - Just Cold Hard Cash In The Mail Everyday
No _____ - Just _____ Everyday
New Service Doubles The Trouble-Free Life Of Your Computer, And
Prevents Break-Downs And Crashes That Cost You Hundreds Of Dollars In
Repairs And Down-Time...
New _____ Doubles The _____, And Prevents _____ That Cost
You Hundreds Of Dollars In _____...
New Make-Up Won't Come Off Even In A Downpour
New _____ Won't _____ Even In A _____
New Fishing Book Reveals How To Catch The Big Ones And Make Your
Fishing Buddies Jealous
New _____ Book Reveals How To _____ And Make _____ Jealous
New "Energy Pill" Tested By Navy Seals With Amazing Results
New _____ Tested By _____ With Amazing Results
Never Ever Suffer From The Flu Again!
Never Ever Suffer From _____ Again!
Need More Money?
Need More _____?
Miraculous Candle Rituals Give You Control of Your Life - Automatically!
Miraculous _____ Give You _____ - Automatically!
Man Who Spent 3 Years In A Leg Brace Now Runs Five Miles A Day
Man Who _____ Now _____
Lovelier Looking Hands in 24 Hours Or Your Money Back
_____ in 24 Hours Or Your Money Back
Local Marketing Guru Shows You How To Make Money Faster In Spite Of
Sluggish Economy - All At A $37 Workshop!
Local _____ Guru Shows You How To _____ In Spite Of _____ -
All At _____!
Local Business Owner Swears Under Oath He Did Not Steal Any of The
(type of product) He's Selling So Cheap
Local _____ Swears Under Oath He Did Not _____ He's _____
Like me... You can make really BIG MONEY at home watching TV - or just
reading your daily newspaper!
Like me... You can _____!
Let This Strange And Beautiful Gift From Outer Space Bring You Incredible
Good Luck Absolutely Guaranteed
Let This Strange And Beautiful _____ Bring You _____
Absolutely Guaranteed
Leading Area Auto Body Shop Takes Hassle Out Of Collision Damage
Repairs, Loans You Another Car FREE
Leading Area _____ Takes Hassle Out Of _____, Loans You
_____ FREE
LA Lawyer Reveals Ways To Get Even Without Being Taken To Court
_____ Reveals Ways To _____ Without _____
Just Released... 19 Of The World's Top Marketing Geniuses Reveal Little
Known Marketing Secrets That Could Make You Rich!
Just Released... ___ Of The World's _____ Reveal Little
Known _____ Secrets That Could _____!
Is This Your Dream Home?
Is This Your Dream _____?
Is The Life Of A Child Worth $1 To You?
Is The _____ Worth $_ To You?
Increase Your Strength & Flexibility. Bruce Lee's Secret To Success Will
Also Be Yours
Increase Your _____. _____’s Secret To _____ Will Also Be
Yours
Increase your power and strength, reduce training session times, maintain
fitness and power during rehabilitation and burn calories with the Ultimate
Trainer
Increase your _____, reduce _____, maintain _____ and _____
with _____
Improve Your Memory In As Little As Two Minutes A Day
Improve Your _____ In As Little As _____
Imagine Working From 7 In The Morning To 6 At Night And Loving Every
Minute Of It
Imagine _____ And Loving Every Minute Of It
If Your Bathroom Isn't Ready In 5 Days I'll Give You $100 Cash For Every
Day We Go Over
If Your _____ Isn't Ready In 5 Days I'll Give You $100 Cash
For Every Day We Go Over
If You Can Lick A Stamp You Can Lick Your (name of problem) Problem
If You Can _____ You Can _____
I Discovered How To Beat The Race Track... Now I'm Revealing My Secret
I Discovered How To _____... Now I'm Revealing My Secret
How You Can Create A Hot-Selling Information Product On Any Subject
Almost Instantly... In Just 2 to 4 Hours!
How You Can _____ Almost Instantly... In Just 2 to 4 Hours!
How To Write Headlines That'll Make You Rich
How To _____ That'll _____
How To Use Library Books And Magazines To Boost Your Sales
How To Use _____ To Boost Your _____
How To Turn Your Kitchen Into A Well-Oiled Profit Making Machine!!!
How To Turn Your _____ Into A Well-Oiled _____ Machine!!!
How To Turn Your Fax-Machine Into The Most Profitable Device Known To
Man
How To Turn Your _____ Into The Most _____
How To Turn Your Business Card Into Your 24 Hour A Day Sales Force
How To Turn Your _____ Into Your 24 Hour A Day _____
How To Turn Obstacles Into Opportunities
How To Turn Angry Customers Into Ambassadors For Your Business
How To Turn A 30 Cent Item Into Hundreds Of Dollars
How To Turn _____ Into _____
How to turn $45 into $483,000.00 in just 11 years
How to turn _____ into _____ in just _____
How to Test & Prove a Winning Sales Process So You Can Roll- Out With A
Winner Every time...
How to Test & Prove a _____ Process So You Can _____ Every
time...
How To Take The Headache Out Of Writing
How To Take The Headache Out Of _____
How To Start With Nothing And Create A Money Making Empire
How To Start With Nothing And Create A _____
How To Rob Banks... Legally
How To _____ ... Legally
How to Quickly & Easily Create Ads and Sales Letters Which Make People
Line Up And Practically Beg You To Take Their Money!!!
How to Quickly & Easily _____ Which Make People _____!!!
How To Out Fox The Foxes! 263 Secrets The Law And Lawyers Don't Want
You To Know!
How To Out Fox The Foxes! 263 Secrets _____ Don't Want You
To Know!
How To Master The Art And Science Of Writing Killer Adverts & Sales
Letters
How To Master The Art And Science _____
How To Make People Line Up And Beg To Give You Money
How To Make People Line Up And Beg To _____
How To Have A Photographic Memory
How To Have A _____
How To Give A Talk That Leaves Your Audience Spellbound
How To _____ That _____
How To Get The Wedding of Your Dreams At Zero Cost to You By Letting
Your Guests Pay for The Greatest Day of Your Life... Secrets of the Italian
Self-Liquidating Wedding!
How To Get The _____ of Your Dreams At Zero Cost to You By
_____ ... Secrets of the _____!
HOW TO GET RICH In Today's Economy. The Complete Do-It- Yourself
Guide To Personal and Financial Survival For The Hard Years To Come
HOW TO _____ In Today's Economy. The Complete Do-It-
Yourself Guide To _____ For The Hard Years To Come
How To Get A Free Supply Of An Amazing New Diet Pill That Works Like
Crazy
How To Get A Free Supply Of An Amazing New _____ That Works
Like Crazy
How To Get A FREE One Year Subscription To The Online Marketing
Newsletter And $1,177.00 Worth Of FREE Gifts
How To Get A FREE _____ And $_____ Worth Of FREE Gifts
How To Get 12 Hours Out Of An 8 Hour Day
How To Get _____ Out Of _____
How To Eat More And Weigh Less
How To _____ More And _____ Less
How To Double Your Business In Six Months - 100% Guaranteed!!!
How To _____ In Six Months - 100% Guaranteed!!!
How To Discover The Fortune That Lies Hidden In Your Head
How To Discover The _____ That Lies Hidden In Your _____
How To Collect On Your Life Insurance Even When Your Not Dead
How To _____ Even When Your Not _____
How To Buy The RV Of Your Dreams
How To Buy The _____ Of Your Dreams
How To Burn Off Body Fat Minute by Minute
How To _____ Minute by Minute
How To Become A Lean Mean Health Machine With A Body Carved In
Granite
How To Become _____ With A _____
How Often Have You Said: "No, I Haven't Read It. I've Been Meaning To
Though"?
How Often Have You Said: "No, I Haven't _____. I've Been
Meaning To Though"?
How My Friends And I Knock Out Arthritic Pain - and other Types of Pain -
Quickly & Without Drugs
How My Friends And I _____ - Quickly & Without _____
How A New Discovery Made A Plain Girl Beautiful
How A New Discovery Made A _____
Hiring A Lawyer May Be Dangerous To Your Wealth
Hiring A _____ May Be Dangerous To Your _____
High Kicks And Splits With No Warm-Up!
_____ With No _____!
Hidden Profits In Your Computer
Hidden _____ In Your _____
Here's the secret of... How To Avoid The Pain And Discomfort Of Product
Development
Here's the secret of... How To Avoid The Pain And
Discomfort Of _____
Here's The Quickest & Easiest Way For You To Succeed In Mail Order
Here's The Quickest & Easiest Way For You To Succeed In
_____
Here's A Way To Make Money That Has Never Failed Yet!
Here's A Way To _____ That Has Never Failed Yet!
Here's A Secret Weapon That You Can Use To Help Increase Your Profits
AND Reduce Your Workload!!!
Here's A Secret Weapon That You Can Use To Help Increase
Your _____ AND Reduce Your _____!!!
Greatest Goldmine of Easy "Things To Make And Sell" Ever Jammed Into
One Big Book
Greatest Goldmine of _____ Ever Jammed Into One Big _____
Get Paid $20,000 For Each Book You Read
Get Paid $_____ For Each ____ You _____
Get Out Of Debt Without Borrowing!
Get _____ Without _____!
Get A Closer Shave WITHOUT Nicks Or Cuts
Get A _____ WITHOUT _____ Or _____
Full Time Hairdresser Finds Part Time Goldmine
Full Time _____ Finds Part Time _____
Free Kit Tells How To Get Better Photos
Free _____ Tells How To Get Better _____
Free Book Tells You 17 Secrets Of Prize Roses
Free _____ Tells You 17 Secrets Of _____
Free 1 Month Gym Membership Worth $79 With Every Pair Of Nike Cross
Trainer Shoes. This Weekend Only
Free _____ Worth $___ With _____. This Weekend Only
FREE "Money Generating" Information Products Worth $268 for the first
100 People to take Advantage of this Offer
FREE _____ Worth $___ for the first 100 People to take
Advantage of this Offer
Find Out How Thousands Finally Lost Weight After Trying Everything Else
Find Out How Thousands Finally _____ After Trying
Everything Else
Financial Columnist Makes Unique Discovery
_____ Makes Unique Discovery
Finally The Greatest Internet Marketing Geniuses On The Planet Reveal
The Truth About... How You Can Make Your Personal Fortune Marketing On
The Internet
Finally The Greatest _____ Geniuses On The Planet Reveal
The Truth About... How You Can _____
Fact-Filled Book Reveals How To Keep Your Wife From Driving You Crazy
During Menopause...
Fact-Filled Book Reveals How To _____...
Don't Try This With Any Other Glue
Don't Try This With Any Other _____
Do You Make These Mistakes In English?
Do You Make These Mistakes In _____?
Do You Honestly Want To Be Rich?
Do You Honestly Want To _____?
Do You Have These Symptoms Of Nervous Exhaustion?
Do You Have These Symptoms Of _____?
Discover What Homeowners Don't Know About Their Mortgages That
Could Make You a Fortune!
Discover What _____ Don't Know About _____ That Could
_____!
Discover The Oriental Sleeping Secret
Discover The _____ Secret
Discover The Magic Words That Will Bring You Success & Riches!
Discover The Magic _____ That Will Bring You _____ & _____!
Discover The Amazing Winning Secret To Selling On The Internet
Discover The Amazing Winning Secret To _____
Discover How To Turn What You Already Know About Your Work, Hobby,
Or Personal Interests Into A Million Dollar Information Products Empire!
Discover How To Turn What You Already Know About _____ Into
_____!"
Direct Mail Expert Says He Will Risk His Own Money To Prove He Can Beat
Any Control Package Ever Written!
_____ Expert Says He Will Risk His Own Money To Prove He
Can _____!
Denver Man Reveals A Short-Cut To Authorship
_____ Man Reveals A Short-Cut To _____
Confessions Of A Disbarred Lawyer
Confessions Of A _____
Cash In On The Booming Demand For CD ROMs Without Touching a
Computer!
Cash In On The Booming Demand For _____ Without _____!
Can You Pass This Money Test?
Can You Pass This _____ Test?
California Firm Dares To Reveal an Investment Secret That Your Stock
Broker Doesn't Want You To Know.
_____ Firm Dares To Reveal a _____ Secret That Your _____
Doesn't Want You To Know.
Banking Secrets The Banks Don't Want You To Know About
_____ Secrets The _____ Don't Want You To Know About
At Last... Someone Has Unlocked The Secrets Of Getting People To Fall In
Love With You!
At Last... Someone Has Unlocked The Secrets Of _____!
"AT LAST! A Unique, Australian Bilge Switch That's So Reliable It's
Guaranteed For Five Years!"
"AT LAST! A Unique _____ That's So Reliable It's Guaranteed
For Five Years!"
Are You Ready To Make Life Give You What You Want?
Are You Ready To _____?
Are You An Over Educated Under Achiever?
Are You An Over _____ Under _____?
Announcing... The New Edition Of The Encyclopedia That Makes It Fun To
Learn Things
Announcing... The New Edition Of _____ That Makes It Fun To
_____
An Open Letter To Everyone Who Drives A Truck On More Than $10,000
Per Year
An Open Letter To Everyone Who _____ More Than _____ Per
_____
An Open Letter To Every Overweight Person In Chicago
An Open Letter To Every _____ Person In _____
An Open Invitation To Every Man And Woman Living In Key West Who
Wants To Have Better Sex Without Feeling Guilty
An Open Invitation To Every Man And Woman Living In _____
Who Wants To Have _____ Without Feeling Guilty
An Amazing Business You Can Carry In Your Pocket
An Amazing _____ You Can Carry In Your _____
A Flat Stomach WITHOUT Sit-ups!
A _____ WITHOUT _____!
7 Ways To Collect Your Unpaid Bills
7 Ways To _____
57 Reasons Why It Would Have Paid You To Answer Our Ad A Few Months
Ago
57 Reasons Why It Would Have Paid You To _____ A Few Months
Ago
21 Secret Power Tools that will Build Your Business, Free Up Your Time
and Put More Money in Your Pocket... NOW!
21 Secret _____ that will _____... NOW!
1022 Easy Ways to Make Money at Home
1022 Easy Ways to _____
$200.00 A DAY on a $50 Investment!
$_____ on a $__ Investment!