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Maltbie - Big Bang Theory
Maltbie - Big Bang Theory
written by
Dan Maltbie
FADE IN:
A DISHEVELED PENNY ENTERS FROM HER CAR WITH A SAMPLE CASE AND
A STACK OF BOXES. AN ODD SHAPED BOX ON THE TOP WOBBLES
PRECARIOUSLY. BERNADETTE ENTERS FROM THE ELEVATOR CARRYING
HER SATCHEL.
BERNADETTE
exhausted.
PENNY
BERNADETTE
PENNY
BERNADETTE
Just a bottle?
PENNY
(MORE)
"Episode Title" 2.
PENNY (CONT'D)
PENNY MOVES THE CASE AND THE BOXES TUMBLE TO THE GROUND. SHE
STOMPS ONE OF THE BOXES BEFORE PLACING IT ON THE STACK.
BERNADETTE
PENNY
BERNADETTE
PENNY
BERNADETTE
PENNY
yelling OOGA-BOOGA!
BERNADETTE
PENNY
like Leonard!
FADE OUT.
"Episode Title" 4.
ACT ONE
SCENE A
FADE IN:
SHELDON
WOLOWITZ
death’ speeches.
AMY
SHELDON
HOWARD
BERNADETTE
LEONARD
SHELDON
BERNADETTE
frazzled.
PENNY ENTERS DRAGGING THE SAMPLE CASE, MINUS ONE WHEEL. SHE
CROSSES TO THE KITCHEN IN SILENCE, REMOVES THE CORK FROM THE
WINE AND POURS HALF A GLASS. SHE SETS THE BOTTLE ON THE
ISLAND AND DRINKS.
LEONARD
PENNY
glass... Bottle.
PENNY (CONT’D)
It’s my agent!
KOOTHRAPALI
Answer it!
SHELDON
KOOTHRAPALI
work on Apeist.
AMY
SHELDON
LEONARD
PENNY
LEONARD PLACES HIS FOOD ON THE COFFEE TABLE AND MEETS PENNY
IN THE KITCHEN.
"Episode Title" 7.
PENNY (CONT’D)
LEONARD
PENNY
LEONARD
PENNY
PENNY EXITS.
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"Episode Title" 8.
SCENE B
KOOTHRAPALI
on for days.
SHELDON
WOLOWITZ
time.
SHELDON
LEONARD
fetishists.
KOOTHRAPALI
the outside!
"Episode Title" 9.
WOLOWITZ
already in them.
KOOTHRAPALI
sweaty crotch.
WOLOWITZ
heroes or Chippendales.
LEONARD
LEONARD (CONT’D)
the outside.
SHELDON
is?
(MORE)
"Episode Title" 10.
SHELDON (CONT'D)
unitard.
KOOTHRAPALI
WOLOWITZ
jewels.
STUART
WOLOWITZ
Yes!
LEONARD
KOOTHRAPALI
SHELDON
WOLOWITZ
SHELDON
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"Episode Title" 12.
SCENE C
LEONARD
PENNY
LEONARD
audition?
PENNY
I am.
PENNY (CONT’D)
PENNY EXITS.
LEONARD
LEONARD
LEONARD (CONT’D)
PENNY
not hepatitis.
LEONARD
PENNY
Grease.
PENNY (CONT’D)
LEONARD
PENNY
LEONARD
make it back.
PENNY
support me.
SHELDON
LEONARD OPENS THE DOOR, SHELDON AND AMY ENTER. SHELDON HAS ON
A BLAZE ORANGE PONCHO AND CARRIES A HEFTY STACK OF PAPERS.
AMY IS DRESSED READY FOR A SAFARI, COMPLETE WITH PITH HELMET.
PENNY
SHELDON
LEONARD
What’s this?
"Episode Title" 15.
SHELDON
LEONARD
Your memoirs?
SHELDON
the woods.
PENNY
Sounds romantic.
SHELDON
authorities.
AMY
I wouldn’t?
SHELDON
go first.
"Episode Title" 16.
AMY
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"Episode Title" 17.
SCENE D
PENNY
Commander?
DOCTOR
PENNY
and everything.
DOCTOR
Is he a collector?
PENNY
episode of Hoarders.
DOCTOR
PENNY
PENNY PULLS SAMPLES FROM HER STACK AND PLACES THEM ON HIS
DESK.
DOCTOR
Wow.
PENNY
DOCTOR
DOCTOR (CONT’D)
PENNY
DOCTOR
So you’re an actress?
PENNY
DOCTOR
PENNY
DOCTOR
PENNY
What happened?
DOCTOR
I wanted.
PENNY
DOCTOR
old dreams.
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"Episode Title" 20.
SCENE E
AMY
A TINY HOUSE WITH AN OFF WHITE PORCH AND A TIN ROOF OCCUPIES
THE OPEN AREA. IN FRONT, A PAIR OF ADIRONDACK CHAIRS FLANK A
SHINY FIRE PIT. A LARGE BLANKET RESTS UNDER A SKYWARD
POINTING TELESCOPE.
AMY GRABS SHELDON BY THE ARM AND DRAGS HIM TOWARDS THE HOUSE.
SHELDON
us?
AMY
SHELDON
out here.
AMY PULLS A RED BRACELET FROM HER PACK AND WRAPS IT AROUND
SHELDON’S WRIST.
"Episode Title" 21.
AMY
SHELDON
AMY REMOVES HER IPAD AND TAPS THE SCREEN A FEW TIMES BEFORE
HANDING IT TO SHELDON.
AMY
SHELDON
AMY
the stars.
SHELDON
AMY
internal clock.
SHELDON
AMY OPENS HER RUCKSACK AND WORKS WITH HER BACK TO SHELDON.
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"Episode Title" 23.
SCENE F
INT. LEONARD AND PENNY’S APT. - NIGHT
(LEONARD, PENNY, KOOTHRAPALI)
LEONARD
PENNY
geek today.
LEONARD
That’s great!
KOOTHRAPALI
PENNY
LEONARD
tonight?
PENNY
KOOTHRAPALI
ready.
LEONARD
PENNY
FADE OUT:
"Episode Title" 25.
ACT TWO
SCENE G
FADE IN:
PENNY ENTERS TOWING HER SAMPLE CASE. ALICIA, EARLY 30’S SITS
WITH HER BACK TO THE WALL.
ALICIA
PENNY
ALICIA
PENNY
ALICIA
PENNY
ALICIA
PENNY
now.
ALICIA
ALICIA (CONT’D)
horrible!
PENNY PULLS TWO TISSUES FROM A NEARBY BOX AND HANDS THEM TO
ALICIA. ALICIA BLOWS HER NOSE LOUDLY.
ALICIA (CONT’D)
Thrones!
ALICIA BELLOWS BEFORE BLOWING HER NOSE INTO THE TISSUE. PENNY
LOOKS AGHAST.
ALICIA (CONT’D)
seen!
PENNY
Is that so?
ALICIA
PENNY
ALICIA
ALICIA (CONT’D)
NURSE
you now.
CUT TO:
"Episode Title" 28.
SCENE H
BERNADETTE
BERNADETTE (CONT’D)
WOLOWITZ
great costume.
BERNADETTE
WOLOWITZ
too big.
BERNADETTE
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"Episode Title" 30.
SCENE K
AMY
SHELDON
seconds.
SHELDON (CONT’D)
problems.
AMY
us.
THE BUSHES TO THE LEFT SHIVER AND SHAKE. SHELDON JUMPS FROM
HIS CHAIR ONTO AMY’S LAP.
SHELDON
Ahhhh!
AMY AND SHELDON SPRING FROM THE CHAIR AND DASH INTO THE TINY
HOUSE, SLAMMING THE DOOR. THEY BOTH PEEK OUT FROM BEHIND THE
WINDOW.
SHELDON
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"Episode Title" 32.
SCENE M
SHELDON PEEKS OUT OF THE WINDOW INTO THE OPEN AREA WHERE THE
RACCOON MUNCHES ON MARSHMALLOWS.
SHELDON
SHELDON (CONT’D)
AMY
SHELDON
from me!
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"Episode Title" 33.
SCENE N
LEONARD
more hours.
PENNY
PENNY CROSSES TO THE KITCHEN AND REMOVES ITEMS FROM THE BAGS.
LEONARD TURNS OFF THE TV BEFORE JOINING HER.
LEONARD
PENNY
LEONARD
LEONARD ESCORTS PENNY TO THE COUCH, OPENS HER DRINK AND EXITS
TOWARD THE BEDROOM.
KOOTHRAPALI
KOOTHRAPALI (CONT’D)
be razor sharp.
PENNY STANDS AND PLACES THE BOX ON THE TABLE BEFORE DRAGGING
KOOTHRAPALI TO THE FRIDGE.
PENNY
KOOTHRAPALI
What? Why?
PENNY
KOOTHRAPALI
PENNY
KOOTHRAPALI
the part?
PENNY
I wasn’t interested.
KOOTHRAPALI
LEONARD
outfit.’
PENNY
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"Episode Title" 36.
SCENE P
SHELDON ENTERS FROM THE TINY HOUSE AND RUNS TOWARDS AMY. HE
REACHES TO HUG HER BUT RECOILS WHEN SHE GETS CLOSE.
SHELDON
AMY
No.
SHELDON
so lucky.
AMY
bed sheet.
SHELDON
AMY
proves that?
"Episode Title" 37.
SHELDON
part of yours.
SHELDON (CONT’D)
FADE OUT:
"Episode Title" 38.
TAG
FADE IN:
WOLOWITZ
today?
PENNY
WOLOWITZ
KOOTHRAPALI
BERNADETTE
it.
LEONARD
good joke...
PENNY
He wasn’t wrong.
FADE OUT:
END OF SHOW