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Crocs (The Article)
Crocs (The Article)
Crocs (The Article)
I wore in
London,
Milan and
Paris
My absolutely
fabulous
£85 Crocs
Once the shoes you slipped on to put the bins out,
Crocs are now officially a thing. About time too,
says fashion editor Harriet Walker – she’s wearing
hers on the front row at this month’s catwalk shows
Harriet Walker photographed by Tom Jackson. Far left and this picture: Crocs x Aries
Classic Hiker Xscape, £85 (endclothing.com). Left: Siren clogs, £69.99 (crocs.co.uk)
Harriet Walker at the Saint Laurent show in Paris
two weeks ago wearing her £85 Crocs
n Milan, fashion is a religion.
Nobody at Chanel is
I
Perhaps that is why the sharply
dressed nonna in the Piazza della
Scala is staring as though I am the
wearing Crocs. But
Antichrist. It is the golden hour of
passeggiata – on a Friday evening
one person does take
during Fashion Week – a ritual
that sees the city’s many wardrobe
a picture of my feet
worshippers don their most elegant
looks simply to stroll its streets, and catwalk in 2016. “Everyone hated them,”
I am wearing a pair of Crocs. he tells me. “So that was an instant pull.
She clearly hasn’t realised that the People were so spiteful about them, but
hole-punched plastic clogs on my feet I just saw them on little kids, doctors and
are the front-row version, rather than the nurses. Those people save lives. Crocs just
regular gardening or dog-walking variety. looked kind of cool and clinical to me.”
These Crocs aren’t the ones you put Kane studded his marbled version
on to take out the bins or to pad around with glinting minerals and gemstones
the edge of the swimming pool avoiding and charged £200 for them. Now a rare
verrucas. They are the result of a find, they sell on designer resale sites for
collaboration between the kids’ and double that.
healthcare workers’ favourite – a company My first pair were a homage: £35.99
based in Broomfield, Colorado, and classic clogs in swirly green that I “curated”
estimated to be worth $5 billion – and the with metallic star, crescent moon and
ultra-cool London streetwear label Aries. pumice Jibbitz, and always wear in what
Their braided purple trim, Velcro fans call “sports mode” (with the ankle
straps decorated with Doric columns and strap flipped forwards – much cooler).
platform sole mark them out as one of this They have been constant companions
season’s hottest must-haves. Twinkling on on the school run and in the playgrounds
my toe caps are little charms that fellow of Peckham all this summer and last.
Crocolytes will know are called Jibbitz Someone in a local restaurant – yes,
– not the usual teenager rainbow emojis I wore them on date night – said they were
and hearts, but limited-edition seashells, “sick”. For the avoidance of confusion,
mineral stones and a trendy ’shroom. that is a good thing among the age
The Aries Crocs cost £85 and sold out demographic of the person who said it.
in under 48 hours when they launched There is only one place my Crocs
last month. Then they sold out again. I am didn’t come with me this summer and that
wearing mine with a beige midiskirt that, was on holiday. To France. I am happy
ten years ago, might have required a heel being Croc woman in southeast London,
but now doesn’t, and a Gucci handbag. where everyone has pink hair and I am
I know perfectly well that everything often the straightest person in the queue
about these shoes is ridiculous, and yet for sourdough, but I couldn’t face the
I love them. A few Italian men, sockless Above left and below: guests at Copenhagen Fashion pointed looks and unconcealed mirth
and in designer loafers, seem offended. Week. Above right: influencer Alina Kossan, Berlin among the ballet pumps in the
“I don’t hate them,” says the front- boulangerie. I needn’t have worried:
row doyenne Suzy Menkes, a venerated on our first outing to the big Carrefour,
former fashion editor of this paper and almost everyone I saw was in a pair.
the International Herald Tribune, now a That’s why, a week after Milan,
Vogue columnist, when I take my place I take the Aries ones with me to Paris
next to her at that night’s Versace show. Fashion Week. To a city where I once
“They do look very comfortable. But heard someone tut when a woman arrived
I wouldn’t wear them.” on the front row wearing jeans.
It’s a more generous response than I am drinking a coffee at the Ritz when
the fashion friend who simply texted “no” I notice two young Frenchwomen talking
when I sent her a photo. This is progress: to each other, eyes locked on my feet.
her response to my first pair – the gateway Are those… admiring glances they are
drug, as I now think of them – was “yuck”. throwing my way?
Crocs is rumoured to sell 100 million “Elle n’est pas chinoise,” one says
pairs per year and make $9.7 million to the other as they walk past me.
GETTY IMAGES, COURTESY OF HARRIET WALKER
(£8 million) a day. Its clogs have become “Non, mais elle est riche,” comes
as much of a perennial as Converse All- the response.
Stars and Nike Airs, only more useful. Are these the only two categories of
Most of the Gen Z kids making Crocs look people who wear Crocs in Paris? I decided
cool have owned a pair since they took to head to the Chanel boutique on Rue
their first steps. Like many of them, Crocs Cambon to find out.
turned 20 last year. It is earlyish: photographer hour, in
Has there ever been an item of clothing which the rich women and influencers
that has inspired as much contempt? This staying at fancy hotels nearby step out
was why the Scottish designer Christopher with their hired snappers to get outfit
Kane put footwear’s untouchables on his pics for Instagram. Some are stylish,