WHAT IF CONVO LAHAT THE PEOPLE HERE IN ‘PINAS

MAGNANAKAW 1 : HOLD UP,MAKE BIGYA ALL YOUR THINGIES! DON’T MAKE GALAW OR I WILL
MAKE
TUSOK YOU!
PULIS : MAKE SUKO, WE MADE YOU NAPAPALIGIRAN!
IMPEACHMENT TRIAL : YOU ARE SO ASAR ! I’M GALIT NA TO YOU!
RALIYISTA : LET’S MAKE BAKA ,DON’T BE TAKOT! DON’T BE SOSSY , JOIN THE RALLY!
NEWSCASTER : OH MY GOSH , I HAVE HOT BALITA TO EVERYONE!
PASAHERO 1 : SIR, PAYMENT!
PASAHERO 2 : MANONG, FASTER PLEASE! I’M NAGMAMA-HURRY!
CUSTOMER : PA-BUY NG WATER,YUNG NAKA SACHET! ( ICE TUBIG )
KARPINTERO : CAN I HAMMER NA THE POKPOK?
PARI : YOU’RE SO BAD , SEE KA NI GOD !
TSISMOSA 1: I WAS LIKE THIS, HE WAS LIKE ALL THAT ,AND I WAS LIKE WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM
?
TSISMOSA 2 : OMG THAT IS LIKE SOOO SAD !
MAGTATAHO : TAHO! MAKE BILI NA WHILE IT’S INIT,I’LL MAKE IT WITH EXTRA SAGO!
BUMUBILI NG TAHO : IS IT SARAP ? PWEDE PA –HAVE ?
PULUBI : KNOCK – KNOCK , PA – BEG !
JANITOR : EKKKK! KILL THE IPIS, PLEASE DON’T STEP ON IT HA, I DON’T LIKE TO FEEL THE
SOUND !