Emergency at the doctor

Doctor: Good morning, ______________. What seems to be the problem today?

Patient: I think I broke my finger while playing basketball.

Doctor: Let me see, these fingers are as thin as a noodle, it looks broken, I'll need an x-
ray.

Patient: Ok, those machines make me think I'm at death's door.

Doctor: HAHAHAHAHAHA, laughter is the best medicine. The x-ray confirms it, you will
need to wear a splint for a few weeks.

Patient: How long will I be as sick as a dog?

Doctor: About six weeks, to play like a beast again.

Patient: HAHAHAHA, okay, thank you doctor.

Doctor: You're welcome. Come back in two weeks to check on that finger noodle.

Patient: I will.

Doctor: Have a good day.

Patient: You too.