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Sports Killerstrated 07
Sports Killerstrated 07
Sports Killerstrated 07
Page Contents
1. COVER
2. CONTENTS PAGE
3. HEADLINES
4. RESULTS
5. GAME OF THE WEEK
6. GAME OF THE WEEK
7. NFC STANDINGS
8. AFC STANDINGS
9. TOP PERFORMANCES OF THE WEEK (TEAMS)
10. TOP PERFORMANCES OF THE WEEK (PLAYERS)
11. LEAGUE LEADERS (PLAYERS)
12. LEAGUE LEADERS (PLAYERS)
13. LEAGUE LEADERS (TEAMS)
14. COMMERCIAL BREAK: IMPERIAL CLOTHIERS GUILD
15. FEATURE: SHOVE OFF!
16. STAR PROFILE: TUERN REDVENOM/LOW EXPECTATIONS
17. GAZ ATTACK
18. FRAN REPORTS
19. THE EVIL GITS PLAYBOOK
20. NOSH-IT OR VOM-IT/RUMOUR CORNER
21. DEAD, DEAD, DEAD
22. PREVIEW OF NEXT WEEK
23. ADVERT: BLOOD BOWL REPLICA KITS NFC CENTRAL
This Week’s Contributors
Cover, Page 4,5,14,15,16: Knute Rock-Knee (Insta: @NAF_2489_90)
Page: 18, 19, 20, 23: C.Z.Matic
Page: 15 Pete Knifton, 1988 (Illustration)
Page: 17 WT Brown @ScorpusFlex | Linktree
Page :15 Wobert
DISCLAIMER: This book is a work of fan fiction based on the game ‘Blood Bowl’ which is owned by
Games Workshop. The book uses intellectual property without permission, no challenge is intended.
This fanzine is produced solely as a hobby-based project and is not commercially available.
Key
The table above reveals the following information from left to right:
Home team name/ Home team score (TD)/ Away team score (TD)/ Away team name/ Fat’l=Home
Fatalities caused/ Away Fatalities caused*
* Fatalities Caused includes opposition players, opposition staff, officials and members of the public.
W L T PF PA FF FA
Darkside Cowboys 6 1 0 20 7 8 1
Evil Gits 5 2 0 17 15 4 0
Athelorn Avengers 4 3 0 16 13 2 1
Everbold Unicorns 3 4 0 14 14 1 3
Greenfield Grasshuggers 0 7 0 7 21 0 6
W L T PF PA FF FA
Vynheim Valkyries 7 0 0 21 8 34 0
Dwarf Giants 6 1 0 20 7 14 1
Nurgle's Rotters 3 4 0 15 16 34 1
Asgard Ravens 2 5 0 11 17 5 2
Lowdown Rats 0 7 0 0 21 2 8
W L T PF PA FF FA
Creeveland Crescents 6 0 1 20 8 9 0
Dwarf Warhammerers 4 3 0 16 11 12 4
Southstorm Squids 3 4 0 11 16 1 3
Skaven Scramblers 2 5 0 13 17 2 4
Bluebay Crammers 0 7 0 7 21 0 7
W L T PF PA FF FA
Orcland Raiders 5 2 0 19 10 9 3
Worlds Edge Wanderers 4 3 0 15 16 5 2
Galadrieth Gladiators 3 4 0 15 15 6 6
Lustria Croakers 1 6 0 14 19 1 1
Hobgoblin Team 0 7 0 4 21 3 10
Key:
The table above reveals the following information
W=Games won; L=Games lost; T=Games drawn/abandoned (*=game abandoned)
PF=TD scored; PA=TD Conceded; FF=Fatalities For; FA=Fatalities Against
Fatalities For (FF) includes: Opposition Players, staff, officials and members of the public.
Fatalities Against includes: Players only
STANDINGS WEEK 7
W L T PF PA FF FA
Reikland Reavers 7 0 0 21 5 12 1
Gouged Eye 6 1 0 19 7 11 1
Naggaroth Nightwings 4 3 0 14 15 9 3
Underworld Creepers 3 4 0 14 18 5 4
Bluchen Berserkers 2 4 1 13 15 9 4
W L T PF PA FF FA
Middenheim Marauders 5 2 0 18 9 7 0
Champions of Death 5 2 0 17 11 9 2
Arctic Cragspiders 3 4 0 14 16 8 3
Albion Wanderers 3 4 0 12 15 4 3
Icecastle Wolves 1 6 0 9 20 3 2
W L T PF PA FF FA
Chaos All-Stars 7 0 0 21 8 12 3
Khain's Killers 6 1 0 18 12 4 2
Bright Crusaders 4 3 0 17 15 1 1
Oldheim Ogres 1 6 0 12 20 16 1
Scarcrag Snivellers 0 7 0 4 21 0 8
W L T PF PA FF FA
Elfheim Eagles 5 2 0 18 13 2 1
Bruendar Grimjacks 5 2 0 18 16 5 1
Westside Werewolves 4 3 0 18 13 5 2
Dark Renegades 3 4 0 16 15 5 2
Stunted Stoutfellows 1 6 0 9 20 0 6
Key:
The table above reveals the following information
W=Games won; L=Games lost; T=Games drawn/abandoned (*=game abandoned)
PF=TD scored; PA=TD Conceded; FF=Fatalities For; FA=Fatalities Against
Fatalities For (FF) includes: Opposition Players, staff, officials and members of the public.
Fatalities Against includes: Players only
WEEK 7 TOP PERFORMANCES
(TEAMS)
SKAVEN GOUGED
SCRAMBLERS EYE
WEEK 7 TOP PERFORMANCES
(PLAYERS)
MOST TOUCHDOWNS
Rasta Tailspike 3 Crour Nightshade 3
Skaven Scramblers Khain’s KIllers
MOST FATALITIES
Hawthorn Tullaris 3 Ramtut the Third 4
Darkside Cowboys Champions of Death
MOST BLOCKS
Glart Smashrip 18 Wormhowl Greyscar 21
Skaven Scramblers Arctic Cragspiders
RUSHING LEADERS
PLAYER PACES TEAM
Kurt Livingrock 458 Dwarf Giants
Crour Nightshade 385 Khain’s KIllers
Griff Oberwald 378 Reikland Reavers
W Doubledrool 355 Middenheim Marauders
Caspar Zorn 342 Westside Werewolves
Hubris Rakarth 341 Darkside Cowboys
Lavesil Darkshade 332 Naggaroth Nightwings
Varag Ghoul-Chewer 327 Gouged Eye
Morboth Evil-Smell 326 Nurgle’s Rotters
Perceval Lambert 321 Albion Wanderers
PASSING LEADERS
PLAYER PACES TEAM
Valen Swift 1163 Elfheim Eagles
Jacob von Altdorf 1049 Reikland Reavers
Jem Goldstar 1035 Athelorn Avengers
Moravis Curfew 989 Darkside Cowboys
Harg Vainkill 961 Gouged Eye
Egon Saintlyburg 940 Bright Crusaders
Pern Faction 918 Everbold Unicorns
Gulden von Sulkhof 917 Middenheim Marauders
G Goblin-Throttler 897 Orcland Raiders
J von Cannondorf 856 Creeveland Crescents
TOP SCORERS
PLAYER TD TEAM
Griff Oberwald 13 Reikland Reavers
Crour Nightshade 11 Khain’s Killers
W Doubledrool 9 Middenheim Marauders
G Goblin-Throttler 9 Orcland Raiders
Vinny Valhalla 9 Vynheim Valkyries
Slarga Fourstike 8 Bluchen Berserkers
Laxon Hrull 8 Chaos All-Stars
Hoshi Komi 8 Creeveland Crescents
Highelm Lyrpadre 8 Elfheim Eagles
Varag Ghoul-Chewer 8 Gouged Eye
LEAGUE LEADERS (PLAYERS)
LEADING KILLERS
PLAYER FATALITIES TEAM
Grimwold Grimbreath 15 Dwarf Giants
Ramtut the Third 12 Champions of Death
Zug 11 Reikland Reavers
Morg N'Thorg 8 Chaos All-Stars
Rrr'krag Smma'gugg 8 Creeveland Crescents
Bilerot Vomitflesh 8 Nurgle’s Rotters
Hawthorn Tullaris 7 Darkside Cowboys
Ivar the Boneless 7 Vynheim Valkyries
Eli Dwarfmalice 6 Darkside Cowboys
Varag Ghoul-Chewer 6 Gouged Eye
INTERCEPTION LEADERS
PLAYER INT’S TEAM
Hubris Rakarth 7 Darkside Cowboys
Tuern Redvenom 6 Dark Renegades
Lottabottol 6 Lustria Croakers
Jordell Freshbreeze 5 Athelorn Avengers
Hoshi Komi 5 Creeveland Crescents
Quetzal Leap 5 Lustria Croakers
Wilhelm Chaney 5 Westside Werewolves
Slarga Fourstike 4 Bluchen Berserkers
Highelm Lyrpadre 4 Elfheim Eagles
Fanafriel Cleardawn 4 Elfheim Eagles
LEAGUE LEADERS (TEAMS)